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Joined 11-24-12, id: 4380134, Profile Updated: 12-02-12

Endless Dr. Pepper and Water. Got only three years in prison. Always on the gangster side. Is white. Always drink beer, and by beer I mean water, and by water I mean I don't drink go fuck yourself. NO NO NO VIKTOR CALL BACK YOUR ULT. Is in a crew of Asgardians, I'm the number one Loki. I only drink about three gallons of Lucifer a day. I only eat squares for breakfast. Wait, I might have my ult up...I lied. I always instant lock, but always carry. When I'm a tank, I get fucking 12 Warmogs. When I watch little girls shows. I'll watch MPL:FiM. But when I don't. I'll joust in my backyard. My horse is named after a little girl in a book. But I will never tell you. One day I will conquer the world, and by world I mean my own house, and maybe my boyfriend. The hammer is my penis. I have mental breakdowns after I kill almost 500 hookers in a day, because I have more blood lust then I can handle. I have a 13 mile long snake. I find very hunky men attractive. I also never went to prison. Never give up on your dreams, even if it killing 500 hooker in one day. I succeeded it. I play 5 lands per turn because that's how awesome my deck is. Do you fondue? Untap, upkeep, draw. FIVE LEVEL 60's!

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Being 16 by jamesgatz1925 reviews
Mycroft Holmes really hates being sixteen. Gregory Lestrade is the new boy in school. (Teen!Mystrade AU. Friendship and fluffy things, rated M to be safe)
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 93 - Words: 271,759 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 2/14/2014 - Published: 2/4/2013 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H., DI Lestrade - Complete
Surviving With You by Edward Marks reviews
The trainees must go through a three week long survival training before the can move forward with the rest of the program. To ensure that they will last through the three weeks in the wilderness, they are partnered up with another trainee to rely on and to work as a team. Armin must now rely on Jean to get him through the three weeks but will they find more then training?
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,913 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 7/10/2013 - Published: 7/2/2013 - Armin A., Jean K.
The Olsen Epiphany: Loki's Season by d-y-l-a-np-l-a-i-d-c-o-m-i-c-s reviews
AU. Loki is plagued by sexual dreams of her and her brother Thor. These strange feelings bleed into her waking life, just as her jealousy towards him consumes her very being. Loki finds out who she really is through destructive actions. This self discovery harms herself and everyone else around her. THORXFEM/MALELOKI- STRONG SEXUAL CONTENT Longer summary inside.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 68,506 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 5/5/2013 - Published: 8/22/2012 - Thor, Loki
The Fundamental Theorem of Shakespeare by Canute reviews
Thanks to a prank gone wrong, Loki gets kicked out of a class and must sign up for a new one in order to earn enough credits to graduate. The problem? He may or may not have implied wanting sexual relations with his teacher. Fortunately, it seems as if his feelings might not be so unrequited after all. AU, Thor/Loki with Tony/Steve on the side
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 51,602 - Reviews: 642 - Favs: 549 - Follows: 742 - Updated: 12/5/2012 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Thor, Loki