Hey everyone MinecraftingPony here and I am planning on making a few fanfictions, I am a random person with fanfics just clogging up my mind, so I guess I'll let them out on this website POTATOE see I am random, if this all goes well I might update a lot but if I don't, I'll still try to respond to you guys, until later! you stay up for 16 hours. we stay up for days on end. you take a warm shower to help you wake up. we go a week without running water. you complain of a 'headache' and call in sick. we get shot at as others are hit and we keep moving forward. you talk about your buddies that aren't with you. we know we may never see any of ours again. you complain about how hot it is. we wear our heavy gear, not daring to take off our helmet to wipe our forehead. you get mad at your waiter for getting your order wrong. we don't get to eat today. your mad that class got held over 5 minutes. we're told we will be held over an extra 2 months. you roll your eyes when your baby cries. he gets a letter with pictures of his new baby and wonders if they'll ever meet. if you don't copy and paste this, something bad will happen to you. we'll see just how conceited you really are. copy and paste this if you support your country's (or any country's) troops. OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE Tᴏᴅᴀʏ ᴡᴇ ᴍᴏᴜʀɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘᴀssɪɴɢ ᴏғ ᴀ ʙᴇʟᴏᴠᴇᴅ ᴏʟᴅ ғʀɪᴇɴᴅ, Cᴏᴍᴍᴏɴ Sᴇɴsᴇ, ᴡʜᴏ ʜᴀs ʙᴇᴇɴ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴜs ғᴏʀ ᴍᴀɴʏ ʏᴇᴀʀs. Nᴏ ᴏɴᴇ ᴋɴᴏᴡs ғᴏʀ sᴜʀᴇ ʜᴏᴡ ᴏʟᴅ ʜᴇ ᴡᴀs, sɪɴᴄᴇ ʜɪs ʙɪʀᴛʜ ʀᴇᴄᴏʀᴅs ᴡᴇʀᴇ ʟᴏɴɢ ᴀɢᴏ ʟᴏsᴛ ɪɴ ʙᴜʀᴇᴀᴜᴄʀᴀᴛɪᴄ ʀᴇᴅ ᴛᴀᴘᴇ. Hᴇ ᴡɪʟʟ ʙᴇ ʀᴇᴍᴇᴍʙᴇʀᴇᴅ ᴀs ʜᴀᴠɪɴɢ ᴄᴜʟᴛɪᴠᴀᴛᴇᴅ sᴜᴄʜ ᴠᴀʟᴜᴀʙʟᴇ ʟᴇssᴏɴs ᴀs: Kɴᴏᴡɪɴɢ ᴡʜᴇɴ ᴛᴏ ᴄᴏᴍᴇ ɪɴ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴀɪɴ; ᴡʜʏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇᴀʀʟʏ ʙɪʀᴅ ɢᴇᴛs ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴏʀᴍ; Lɪғᴇ ɪsɴ'ᴛ ᴀʟᴡᴀʏs ғᴀɪʀ; ᴀɴᴅ Mᴀʏʙᴇ ɪᴛ ᴡᴀs ᴍʏ ғᴀᴜʟᴛ. Cᴏᴍᴍᴏɴ Sᴇɴsᴇ ʟɪᴠᴇᴅ ʙʏ sɪᴍᴘʟᴇ, sᴏᴜɴᴅ ғɪɴᴀɴᴄɪᴀʟ ᴘᴏʟɪᴄɪᴇs (ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ sᴘᴇɴᴅ ᴍᴏʀᴇ ᴛʜᴀɴ ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ ᴇᴀʀɴ) ᴀɴᴅ ʀᴇʟɪᴀʙʟᴇ sᴛʀᴀᴛᴇɢɪᴇs (ᴀᴅᴜʟᴛs, ɴᴏᴛ ᴄʜɪʟᴅʀᴇɴ, ᴀʀᴇ ɪɴ ᴄʜᴀʀɢᴇ). Hɪs ʜᴇᴀʟᴛʜ ʙᴇɢᴀɴ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴇᴛᴇʀɪᴏʀᴀᴛᴇ ʀᴀᴘɪᴅʟʏ ᴡʜᴇɴ ᴡᴇʟʟ-ɪɴᴛᴇɴᴛɪᴏɴᴇᴅ ʙᴜᴛ ᴏᴠᴇʀʙᴇᴀʀɪɴɢ ʀᴇɢᴜʟᴀᴛɪᴏɴs ᴡᴇʀᴇ sᴇᴛ ɪɴ ᴘʟᴀᴄᴇ. Rᴇᴘᴏʀᴛs ᴏғ ᴀ 6 ʏᴇᴀʀ-ᴏʟᴅ ʙᴏʏ ᴄʜᴀʀɢᴇᴅ ᴡɪᴛʜ sᴇxᴜᴀʟ ʜᴀʀᴀssᴍᴇɴᴛ ғᴏʀ ᴋɪssɪɴɢ ᴀ ᴄʟᴀssᴍᴀᴛᴇ; ᴛᴇᴇɴs sᴜsᴘᴇɴᴅᴇᴅ ғʀᴏᴍ sᴄʜᴏᴏʟ ғᴏʀ ᴜsɪɴɢ ᴍᴏᴜᴛʜᴡᴀsʜ ᴀғᴛᴇʀ ʟᴜɴᴄʜ; ᴀɴᴅ ᴀ ᴛᴇᴀᴄʜᴇʀ ғɪʀᴇᴅ ғᴏʀ ʀᴇᴘʀɪᴍᴀɴᴅɪɴɢ ᴀɴ ᴜɴʀᴜʟʏ sᴛᴜᴅᴇɴᴛ, ᴏɴʟʏ ᴡᴏʀsᴇɴᴇᴅ ʜɪs ᴄᴏɴᴅɪᴛɪᴏɴ. Cᴏᴍᴍᴏɴ Sᴇɴsᴇ ʟᴏsᴛ ɢʀᴏᴜɴᴅ ᴡʜᴇɴ ᴘᴀʀᴇɴᴛs ᴀᴛᴛᴀᴄᴋᴇᴅ ᴛᴇᴀᴄʜᴇʀs ғᴏʀ ᴅᴏɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴇ ᴊᴏʙ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴛʜᴇᴍsᴇʟᴠᴇs ʜᴀᴅ ғᴀɪʟᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏ ɪɴ ᴅɪsᴄɪᴘʟɪɴɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴇɪʀ ᴜɴʀᴜʟʏ ᴄʜɪʟᴅʀᴇɴ. Iᴛ ᴅᴇᴄʟɪɴᴇᴅ ᴇᴠᴇɴ ғᴜʀᴛʜᴇʀ ᴡʜᴇɴ sᴄʜᴏᴏʟs ᴡᴇʀᴇ ʀᴇǫᴜɪʀᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ɢᴇᴛ Pᴀʀᴇɴᴛᴀʟ ᴄᴏɴsᴇɴᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴀᴅᴍɪɴɪsᴛᴇʀ Cᴀʟᴘᴏʟ, sᴜɴ ʟᴏᴛɪᴏɴ ᴏʀ ᴀ ʙᴀɴᴅ-ᴀɪᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴀ sᴛᴜᴅᴇɴᴛ; ʙᴜᴛ ᴄᴏᴜʟᴅ ɴᴏᴛ ɪɴғᴏʀᴍ ᴘᴀʀᴇɴᴛs ᴡʜᴇɴ ᴀ sᴛᴜᴅᴇɴᴛ ʙᴇᴄᴀᴍᴇ ᴘʀᴇɢɴᴀɴᴛ ᴀɴᴅ ᴡᴀɴᴛᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴀɴ ᴀʙᴏʀᴛɪᴏɴ. Cᴏᴍᴍᴏɴ Sᴇɴsᴇ ʟᴏsᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡɪʟʟ ᴛᴏ ʟɪᴠᴇ ᴀs ᴛʜᴇ Tᴇɴ Cᴏᴍᴍᴀɴᴅᴍᴇɴᴛs ʙᴇᴄᴀᴍᴇ ᴄᴏɴᴛʀᴀʙᴀɴᴅ; ᴄʜᴜʀᴄʜᴇs ʙᴇᴄᴀᴍᴇ ʙᴜsɪɴᴇssᴇs; ᴀɴᴅ ᴄʀɪᴍɪɴᴀʟs ʀᴇᴄᴇɪᴠᴇᴅ ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ ᴛʀᴇᴀᴛᴍᴇɴᴛ ᴛʜᴀɴ ᴛʜᴇɪʀ ᴠɪᴄᴛɪᴍs. Cᴏᴍᴍᴏɴ Sᴇɴsᴇ ᴛᴏᴏᴋ ᴀ ʙᴇᴀᴛɪɴɢ ᴡʜᴇɴ ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴏᴜʟᴅɴ'ᴛ ᴅᴇғᴇɴᴅ ʏᴏᴜʀsᴇʟғ ғʀᴏᴍ ᴀ ʙᴜʀɢʟᴀʀ ɪɴ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴏᴡɴ ʜᴏᴍᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴜʀɢʟᴀʀ ᴄᴏᴜʟᴅ sᴜᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ғᴏʀ ᴀssᴀᴜʟᴛ. Cᴏᴍᴍᴏɴ Sᴇɴsᴇ ғɪɴᴀʟʟʏ ɢᴀᴠᴇ ᴜᴘ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡɪʟʟ ᴛᴏ ʟɪᴠᴇ, ᴀғᴛᴇʀ ᴀ ᴡᴏᴍᴀɴ ғᴀɪʟᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ʀᴇᴀʟɪᴢᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴀ sᴛᴇᴀᴍɪɴɢ ᴄᴜᴘ ᴏғ ᴄᴏғғᴇᴇ ᴡᴀs ʜᴏᴛ. Sʜᴇ sᴘɪʟʟᴇᴅ ᴀ ʟɪᴛᴛʟᴇ ɪɴ ʜᴇʀ ʟᴀᴘ, ᴀɴᴅ ᴡᴀs ᴘʀᴏᴍᴘᴛʟʏ ᴀᴡᴀʀᴅᴇᴅ ᴀ ʜᴜɢᴇ sᴇᴛᴛʟᴇᴍᴇɴᴛ. Cᴏᴍᴍᴏɴ Sᴇɴsᴇ ᴡᴀs ᴘʀᴇᴄᴇᴅᴇᴅ ɪɴ ᴅᴇᴀᴛʜ ʙʏ ʜɪs ᴘᴀʀᴇɴᴛs, Tʀᴜᴛʜ ᴀɴᴅ Tʀᴜsᴛ; ʜɪs ᴡɪғᴇ, Dɪsᴄʀᴇᴛɪᴏɴ; ʜɪs ᴅᴀᴜɢʜᴛᴇʀ, Rᴇsᴘᴏɴsɪʙɪʟɪᴛʏ; ᴀɴᴅ ʜɪs sᴏɴ, Rᴇᴀsᴏɴ. Hᴇ ɪs sᴜʀᴠɪᴠᴇᴅ ʙʏ ʜɪs 3 sᴛᴇᴘʙʀᴏᴛʜᴇʀs; I Kɴᴏᴡ Mʏ Rɪɢʜᴛs, Sᴏᴍᴇᴏɴᴇ Eʟsᴇ Is Tᴏ Bʟᴀᴍᴇ, ᴀɴᴅ I'ᴍ A Vɪᴄᴛɪᴍ. Nᴏᴛ ᴍᴀɴʏ ᴀᴛᴛᴇɴᴅᴇᴅ ʜɪs ғᴜɴᴇʀᴀʟ ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜsᴇ sᴏ ғᴇᴡ ʀᴇᴀʟɪᴢᴇᴅ ʜᴇ ᴡᴀs ɢᴏɴᴇ. Iғ ʏᴏᴜ sᴛɪʟʟ ʀᴇᴍᴇᴍʙᴇʀ ʜɪᴍ, ᴘᴀss ᴛʜɪs ᴏɴ. Iғ ɴᴏᴛ, ᴊᴏɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴀᴊᴏʀɪᴛʏ ᴀɴᴅ ᴅᴏ ɴᴏᴛʜɪɴɢ. |