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found this on JerichosPhantom profile page, thought it was funny:

DOG DIARY

8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!

9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!

9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!

10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!

12:00 pm - Lunch! My favorite thing!

1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!

3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!

5:00 pm - Milk bones! My favorite thing!

7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!

8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!

11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!

CAT DIARY

Day 983 of my captivity. My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength.

The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet. Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a "good little hunter" I am. Bastards!

There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of "allergies." I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage.

This morning I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow -- but at the top of the stairs. I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released - and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded.

The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicate with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now...Cat


I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.

The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid.

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.

The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh?

Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

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Honorary Member of The Book of Log.

If you worship the holyness that is the log, copy and paste this section onto your profile... although you may want to change the comments

Position: Log Worshipper (since 10/14/2011)

Possible Book of Log Positons:

Log Worshipper: Beginning position. No requirements

Log Priest: You have created at least 1 Naruto related fanfic that frequently (every 2-4 chapers) praises the almighty log and actually fits into the story

Log Pope (there can be more than 1 pope... its safer that way): you have created 3 naruto related fanfics that frequently praise the almighty log

OR the Fanfic that already occasionally praises the log has at least 400 reviews

OR you create a (decently made) Naruto fanfic focused on praising the log... log forbid.

Excerpt of the log number 124: when using the log to escape a fire jutsu, it is konoha custom to write an apology letter to the log, and depending on rank of jutsu escaped from depicts how many words are needed. c-rank, two thousand, B-rank, one thousand five hundred, a-rank, one thousand. only S-rank and higher or excused from the writing of the letter. even then, it is still reccommended.

Log excerpt number 231: if konoha shinobi celebrate the holiday of Christmas, then it is required that they put gifts under the Christmas log. Use of a full tree is an insult to the log and if found out that shinobi is uneligible from using the log for a period of two months.

Log excerpt number 437: Use of the log in a situation that clearly could be avoided using a variety of other methods or techniques is looked down upon. In order to repent for such actions, the following steps should be taken:

For every dent caused by your replacement you shall plant one sapling.

For every stab wound caused by your replacement you shall plant five
saplings.

For every hole in the log caused by your replacement you shall plant ten
saplings.

For every detached piece of the log caused by your replacement you shall
plant one sapling per square inch of detached log.

For a destroyed and unusable log caused by your replacement you shall plant
twenty-five saplings.

If your log is defective you may call 1-800-BAD-LOGS to file a complaint. If
your case is proven correctly your next replacement will be half off.

'and the willow sayeth unto the ninja: wherefore dost i weep? 'tis tears of joy, as thy kin and mine together fell thine foes, who would bring the axe and torch to the wood. the log ist thine ally, and mine kin. calling upon the log, is to call upon me. to aid thee in battle, i weep my tear of joy.
and the ninja spoke: yea, thee and thine kin shall forever be blessed among me and mine kin. for thine bravery will never be forgotten.'
-book of the log, song of the willow, verses 1-4

'as the log takes your place, you become the log. the log becomes you. for a moment, you are an extension of the logs blessing unto ninja.'
-book of the log, chronicle of the replacement verse 3

'you are fools! your log is but a mockery of the power of ninja!- the ninja from the desert declared. and the people shook their heads.
you have been denied the log for a long time, sandwalker. we cannot force you to see the glory of the log, but know this. when the time comes, and you have no other allies to call upon, the log will hear your prayers, and aid you.'
-book of the log, redwood journals verses 15-16

'and as the smoke cleared, his foe stared in awe at the log. blackened and charred, the log crumbled. the ninja, filled with righteous wrath, fell upon his foe and slew him. he made his way to the log, and wept. his companion, the log that had accompanied him through so many battles, was no more. he spoke thus to his fallen companion: though now you have fallen in battle, you rest where the logs forever grow. the forest of life called for you, and you answered its call, as you did mine. i thank you my friend.'
-book of the log, honor of the forest canticle I, verses 78-82

'he despaired, for in this place of stone and earth, there was no logs to be found. reaching out with all his might, he begged for a log in the forsaken wasteland. and he was answered, and saved by the log, in a place where there were none.
-book of the log, wanderers saga, verses 7-9

'the log took his place and fell, forever into the abyss. the people, hearing of this, railed against him, in such numbers he swore to never endanger another log again. for many years, he fought without the log, growing more and more weary with each passing day. finally, he came across a foe that was too strong for him. as his life was about to end, he felt a familiar pull, and found himself out of harms way, seeing a log in his place. his stunned foe was felled in his stupor, and he approached the log, he knew it, for it was the same that fell so long ago. he asked of the log: why did you endanger yourself for me again? have you not done enough for me? and the log spoke: it is my duty, and our bond. we exist to save the ninja, and they exist to save the trees. we both play a part, for which i am content.'
-book of the log, honor of the forest canticle II, verses 59-70

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'And so thy troublesome fellow, who was pursued by horde of the cursed 'Fangirls', found thy self trapped. Thus thy fellow commited one of thy ultimate sins. Thy child replaced himself with thou holy Log. Thy log was then torn apart by the dreaded fangirls. In its dying moments the Log cursed the fellow who use him is thus manner. Thy fellow was forever cured to that of the 'duck-butt' hair. Thus the boy's family was cursed to have the cursed 'duck-butt' hairstyle for all eternity. All ways to be sneered upon by the other Log worshipers. Through this you be warned to never sacrifice thou holy log to rabid fangirls.'

-book of the log, The Lumber Jack Sins Chapter 3, verses 13-21

Let it be known that it is absolutely forbidden to willingly perform the technique known as "1000 years of death" on a log. It is also equally frowned upon for one to replace oneself with a holy log for the purpose of avoiding said technique. The punishment for such actions is at least 6 months of banishment from the use of the holy log.

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Black Sky by Umei no Mai reviews
When you're a Black, you're a Black and nobody gets to hold all the cards except you. Not a Dark Lord with a grudge, not a Headmaster with a prophecy and certainly not the world's most influential Mafia Family... Dorea is as much a Black as a Potter and she is not about to let anybody walk over her! A Fem!Harry story. Slow Build.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Family/Fantasy - Chapters: 333 - Words: 1,355,234 - Reviews: 17887 - Favs: 7,420 - Follows: 7,256 - Updated: 7/6 - Published: 10/1/2014 - [Xanxus, Harry P.] Luna L., Varia
Marvel's Maelstrom by Pibbinator reviews
During the climactic battle with Kaguya, Naruto is transported to the Marvel Cinematic Universe. Realizing that no one is coming for him, Naruto sets himself on an odyssey filled with mad gods, powerful tyrants and a few stones to find his way back home.
Crossover - Marvel & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 313,414 - Reviews: 3309 - Favs: 6,570 - Follows: 7,174 - Updated: 5/31 - Published: 2/14/2017 - Naruto U.
Itachi, Is That A Baby? by SpoonandJohn reviews
Petunia performs a bit of accidental magic. It says something about her parenting that Uchiha Itachi is considered a better prospect for raising a child. Young Hari is raised by one of the most infamous nukenin of all time and a cadre of "Uncles" whose cumulative effect is very . . . prominent. And someone had the bright idea to bring him back to England. Merlin help them all.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 100 - Words: 309,853 - Reviews: 7511 - Favs: 9,740 - Follows: 10,269 - Updated: 5/11 - Published: 11/25/2015 - Harry P., Albus D., Itachi U.
Raid Boss by dEBB987 reviews
A powerful Raid Boss appeared out of nowhere in Yggdrassil, wandering around the world instead of staying on a specified Dungeon. Rumors about his deadly power and merciless battles spread around the gamer community… and Harry? Well, he wasn't aware he was considered as "Raid Boss", nor that the world he had arrived at was considered a "Game". MOD!OP!Harry Game-Nazarik Real-Nazarik
Crossover - Harry Potter & Overlord/オーバーロード - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 119,300 - Reviews: 1111 - Favs: 3,704 - Follows: 4,387 - Updated: 4/27 - Published: 8/20/2018 - Harry P., Ainz
A Foxes Tale by Chrisdz reviews
Naruto always knew he was special, just never how much. Fortunately for him Mizuki's trechery leads to discovery. Now with true knowledge of self he sets out to take the world by storm. I don't own Naruto or any thing this happens to cross with
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 138,699 - Reviews: 1403 - Favs: 4,259 - Follows: 4,175 - Updated: 4/14 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Naruto U., Kushina U.
A Nihilistic Blade in the Hidden World by The Emerald Blight reviews
Betrayed by those he held dear Naruto gives up all he was to become Someone else. Someone more. A Loyal Servant of Aizen Sousuke. upon his death again he returns to the world of the living. As Ulquiorra Schiffer. Ulq/Hina. Props to The Infamous Man!
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 111,447 - Reviews: 1612 - Favs: 3,223 - Follows: 2,929 - Updated: 3/5 - Published: 12/28/2010 - [Naruto U., Ulquiorra, Hinata H.]
A New World, The Story Of A Lost Shinobi by Lanky Nathan reviews
A different custom. A different language. A different time. A different dimension. Damnit Kakashi, where the hell did your Kamui send me?
Crossover - Naruto & Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 379,361 - Reviews: 4799 - Favs: 6,422 - Follows: 6,249 - Updated: 12/17/2018 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Naruto U.
Shinobi of the High Seas by Kenchi618 reviews
Naruto's age has passed him by as his time is over. Now he attempts to seek out a place for himself in the new world, and it's bigger than he ever figured it to be! Will be epic in length, NaruHarem
Crossover - Naruto & One Piece - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 53 - Words: 588,009 - Reviews: 9223 - Favs: 10,625 - Follows: 9,501 - Updated: 11/26/2018 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Naruto U.
The Newest Challenger by Kenchi618 reviews
No way home? Maybe so. But one Uzumaki Naruto doesn't believe that. This world is strange, filled with interesting people and things, but no matter where you are one thing never changes; with a strong will anything is possible. A few clones never hurt either.
Crossover - Street Fighter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 62 - Words: 805,926 - Reviews: 4807 - Favs: 3,948 - Follows: 3,196 - Updated: 8/9/2018 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Naruto U.
Lost Uzumaki by Silver Dragonfly reviews
Shanks was used to strange meetings on the various islands of the Grand Line. However, this one was unusual even for the Grand Line. A Lost Uzumaki is found and Naruto has no plans of not becoming part of his family. (A Series of Snapshots about the finding of lost family.)
Crossover - Naruto & One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 57 - Words: 121,047 - Reviews: 2046 - Favs: 4,062 - Follows: 4,274 - Updated: 12/24/2017 - Published: 3/8/2014 - Naruto U., Shanks
Core Threads by theaceoffire reviews
A young boy in a dark cupboard is in great pain. An unusual power will allow him to heal himself, help others, and grow strong in a world of magic. Eventual God-like Harry, Unsure of eventual pairings. Alternate Universe, possible universe/dimension traveling in the future.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 73 - Words: 376,980 - Reviews: 5569 - Favs: 10,664 - Follows: 11,402 - Updated: 5/28/2017 - Published: 2/22/2014 - Harry P.
A Protector's Pride by NeoRyu777 reviews
What if Ichigo had handled his Inner Hollow problem like he had everything else thrown his way? Instead of running from it, he faced it head-on? Rated M for future graphic scenes.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 84 - Words: 573,294 - Reviews: 6052 - Favs: 7,925 - Follows: 5,989 - Updated: 9/24/2015 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Ichigo K. - Complete
Sword smithing has always just been another type of magic by Nefarious Matchbox reviews
ONE SHOT "If Mihawk was going to become the world's greatest swordsman, he would need a sword to match. Luckily, he stumbled upon the peculiar green-eyed man named Harii who was the best smith he'd ever met. It started off as threaten-and-irritably-obey, and now it was more like give-and-take (though Mihawk still threatened sometimes.)" Drabble fic,no pairing, long, T for swearing
Crossover - Harry Potter & One Piece - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,877 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 2,580 - Follows: 1,016 - Published: 3/31/2015 - Harry P., Mihawk - Complete
Technological Ninja Naruto Uzumaki by WraithRune reviews
One night, falling stars streaked across the sky. When Naruto accidently came into contact with one of the craters where the stars had fell, he found a device that contained all the knowledge of an advanced civilization. Technology, Mokuton Naruto.
Crossover - Anime X-overs & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 15 - Words: 123,925 - Reviews: 1854 - Favs: 5,038 - Follows: 4,985 - Updated: 3/19/2015 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Naruto U.
Harry Mewter by Alex Ultra reviews
Harry decides he wants to try Animagi, and persuades Hermione to help... this changes them... a lot. Crossover, of sorts, with Pokemon. Mew!Harry. Not as stupid as it sounds.
Crossover - Pokémon & Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 203,953 - Reviews: 1840 - Favs: 4,736 - Follows: 3,674 - Updated: 1/28/2015 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Mew, Harry P. - Complete
The Birth of Evil by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Tom Riddle was able to use magic long before he received a wand. In this AU, Harry has the same grasp on his magic...and a hatred for Muggles... Watch the birth of evil. Smart!Dark!Evil!Harry, All 7 Years
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,965 - Reviews: 937 - Favs: 6,708 - Follows: 1,900 - Updated: 1/26/2015 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
A Mad Man and his bigger on the inside Blue Box by crazhetalia reviews
London has always been an unusual place, you leave behind the one full of magic and step into the one with a Mad Man. If you want a quiet life full of tea and crumpets, I suggest staying away from them, especially the ones with a Blue Box. Fem!Harry The first story of The Time Witch Chronicles. (In progress of being rewritten.)
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 86,508 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 688 - Follows: 516 - Updated: 11/23/2014 - Published: 3/26/2014 - [9th Doctor, Harry P.] - Complete
Real Genjutsu by Fenris1872 reviews
Discontinued Fic from my other profile.
Crossover - Naruto & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 60,929 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 94 - Published: 6/11/2014 - Naruto U., Sakura H., Hinata H., Kurenai Y.
WHO Let The Pirates Out by Kitsune Foxfire reviews
When you lived a life of adventure like the Doctor did, you never knew just what type of person you were going to run across during your travels. Of course, when the TARDIS had a mind of her own on where the Doctor and his Companions should go, they're bound to run into some interesting characters, even by the Doctor's standards.
Crossover - Doctor Who & One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,291 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 138 - Published: 4/25/2014 - 9th Doctor, 11th Doctor, Luffy - Complete
How to Win Friends, Influence People by sparrowette reviews
And Start Your Very Own Secret Ninja Organization. Three months into Naruto's training trip Jiraiya must leave him behind to go to check on a situation in Iwa, leaving Naruto to his own devices. Naruto thinks everything he did makes perfect sense, Kiri thinks he is a cult leader and Tsunade thinks she doesn't get paid enough to deal with this. 100 drabbles format.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 88,776 - Reviews: 1547 - Favs: 6,174 - Follows: 3,553 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
Mokusei: Will of Fire by BonesBoy15 reviews
AU. Hashirama Senju was the first Mokuton user. With his abilites, he created the forests in which Konohagakure no Sato resides. The forests have become self aware, and they are angry. They chose one boy to defend them. Beware the Mokusei! MokutonNaruto! ABANDONED.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,675 - Reviews: 680 - Favs: 2,336 - Follows: 2,028 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Naruto U., Hashirama S. - Complete
Thinking in Little Green Boxes by Diresquirrel reviews
A certain young wizard ends up at 4 Privy Drive instead of 4 Privet Drive. He is raised with loving care by a cuddly Merc with a Mouth. WARNING: now with 19.96% more Death Eaters and a Rodent of Death.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Deadpool - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 48 - Words: 103,699 - Reviews: 958 - Favs: 2,708 - Follows: 2,113 - Updated: 11/21/2013 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Harry P.
The Spirit of Vengeance by KingofthePhantomDragon reviews
"You, guilty. Your soul is stained by the blood of the innocent. Look into my eyes and feel their pain." Raised by Caretaker as a not-so-simple farmer, Harry Potter is the host of Zarathos, the Ghost Rider. Second year onwards. Rating due to Harry's later Harry Potty-mouth. Harry/Tonks or Harry/Harem pairing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,768 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 465 - Updated: 9/18/2013 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Harry P., N. Tonks
Awaken, Noblesse by Eyazahrid reviews
Rukia never gave Ichigo her powers, he didn't need them. Granted the power of the Noblesse by Cadis Etrama Di Raizel himself, Ichigo learns that with great power comes great boredom. Crossover with Noblesse.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,317 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 1,555 - Follows: 1,401 - Updated: 9/8/2013 - Published: 10/8/2012 - Ichigo K.
Harry Potter and The Apprentice of Death by Lord Claw reviews
The night Harry's parents die, the last Soul Reaper Death himself goes to collect Harry's soul only to find that he is not dead, and that he has high spirit energy. Death takes Harry under his protection, and trains him to become a Soul Reaper.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 21 - Words: 107,589 - Reviews: 850 - Favs: 2,370 - Follows: 2,484 - Updated: 9/3/2013 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Harry P.
The Boy with Haki by donalgraeme reviews
What if Luffy discovered his Haki at a young age? Like, when Shanks was around. Watch as a stronger, smarter Luffy emerges to take the Grand Line by storm with the power of the King's Disposition. Warning, some content could be considered spoilers. LuNa
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 101,866 - Reviews: 961 - Favs: 2,287 - Follows: 1,949 - Updated: 8/5/2013 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Luffy
Naruto Sesshomaru Uzumaki by Traban16 reviews
While in the stomach of a giant snake, Naruto recieves help like no other... even if it does come from a hand that's wrapped around his throat in a vice-grip... Naruto/Harem
Crossover - Inuyasha & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 88,867 - Reviews: 680 - Favs: 2,414 - Follows: 2,196 - Updated: 7/8/2013 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Sesshōmaru, Naruto U.
Escapologist Harry by Racke reviews
Harry runs away at age four. After bringing him back, Dumbledore's attempts to keep him at Privet Drive gets progressively more ridiculously extreme with each of his escapes. Animagus!Harry, Crack
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,884 - Reviews: 574 - Favs: 6,629 - Follows: 1,850 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Masters of Genjutsu by Tsukune08 reviews
Naruto is known as being hopeless in the case of Genjutsu. From the beginning he is told he could never become a Genjutsu user. What would happen if those people were wrong and he had friends and a sensei who helped him to achieve that goal?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 343,886 - Reviews: 4200 - Favs: 6,469 - Follows: 5,074 - Updated: 5/27/2013 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Naruto U., Kurenai Y. - Complete
The Power of the Mind ORIGINAL by trc007 reviews
THIS HAS BEEN REWRITTEN AND IS BEING POSTED NOW. CHECK OUT MY PROFILE TO READ THE, HOPEFULLY, IMPROVED VERSION. What if instead of running to the Leaky Cauldron after blowing up Marge, Harry had elected to stay in Muggle London for the summer. How does one change make a difference? Features an Independent and Powerful Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 96,280 - Reviews: 1233 - Favs: 2,961 - Follows: 2,329 - Updated: 5/18/2013 - Published: 10/6/2011 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Mutual by Kutori reviews
[Post3D2Y] He calls it a mystery feeling. They disagree. She calls it love. — LuNa
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,807 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 5/2/2013 - Published: 3/2/2011 - [Luffy, Nami] Straw Hats P. - Complete
Naruto of the Shikon by LD 1449 reviews
NaruInuyasha Xover: Naruto has lost everything in the final battle. He is asked to aid a group in their journey. But will his own grief and pain get in the way? Or will this new group heal his broken soul.I don't own Naruto or Inuyasha
Crossover - Inuyasha & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 108,778 - Reviews: 4862 - Favs: 3,405 - Follows: 1,633 - Updated: 4/12/2013 - Published: 12/14/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Waiting in Sin by JerichosPhantom reviews
Ulquiorra Schiffer is a very patient man. UlquiHime, Ulquiorra is Harry. Rated T. Chapter 12 Author's Note
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 214,924 - Reviews: 516 - Favs: 1,657 - Follows: 942 - Updated: 1/23/2013 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Harry P., Ulquiorra - Complete
Make It or Break It by Dreamyin reviews
Harry Potter can't get a break. In Voldemort's last attempt to kill Harry in the Final Battle, Harry is whisked away to another universe. Now alone in Naruto's hectic world, how long will Harry's luck allow him to get around unnoticed? "I'm so screwed..."
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 68,624 - Reviews: 998 - Favs: 3,236 - Follows: 3,852 - Updated: 1/2/2013 - Published: 11/2/2011 - Harry P.
Allure Immune Harry by Racke reviews
Harry had no idea why the boys in the Great Hall drooled over themselves as the students from Beuxbatons made their entrance, but he knew better than to let an opportunity slip. He hurriedly stole Ron's sandwich. It tasted gloriously.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,628 - Reviews: 649 - Favs: 9,199 - Follows: 2,604 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Paradox of the Unorthodox Spy by Houkaru Kisaragi reviews
Born as Naruto Newgate, he is raised as a marine with unspeakable loyalty until he is sent to infiltrate the Straw Hat pirate crew and join their ranks as a spy.
Crossover - Naruto & One Piece - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 107,111 - Reviews: 1708 - Favs: 1,928 - Follows: 1,667 - Updated: 12/20/2012 - Published: 1/28/2010 - Naruto U.
Usopp's Master Plan of Love! by MugiwaraLover reviews
Usopp sees an opportunity to get two of his crew mates together! And being the master of love, he decides to help them. Normally, he wouldn't interfere with something like this, but seeing as one of the two was blissfully ignorant and the other was as stubborn as heck, just letting it be would be far too boring!
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,183 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 11/25/2012 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Luffy, Nami - Complete
Reincarnation by the God Hand reviews
Itachi never expected to wake up again after passing on for the last time, and he knew this wasn't the work of Impure World Resurrection. Follow his struggles as he makes his way into the world of Martial Arts and mastery of Kushinada-style Jiujutsu!
Crossover - Naruto & Kenichi the Mightiest Disciple - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,308 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 673 - Follows: 594 - Updated: 9/28/2012 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Itachi U.
Heir of Dracula by ZenoNoKyuubi reviews
In 1895, the last time he was defeated, Count Dracula made a prophecy. His legacy would live on in the boy of lightning... His four mistresses set out on a quest to find this boy, and finds him in the boy known as Harry Potter... Rated M for Gore later on. Vampire!Godlike!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 75,225 - Reviews: 967 - Favs: 4,298 - Follows: 2,383 - Updated: 9/24/2012 - Published: 9/11/2012 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Finding Magic by KonohasBlackReaper reviews
Early one morning, the Writer-cop duo run into a green eyed man, who seems to be interested in their discussion on whether magic exists... A little Caskett in the end.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Castle - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,549 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 88 - Published: 9/21/2012 - Harry P., Kate B. - Complete
Shards by Psudocode Samurai reviews
Part of Mr.WriterWriter's challenge 'What else is in the scroll' Naruto accidentally unleashes a set of masks that change not only his life, but that of three other women. What happens when Naruto gains the powers of the Shark Emperess, and her love?
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 61,293 - Reviews: 966 - Favs: 3,053 - Follows: 2,815 - Updated: 7/31/2012 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Naruto U., T. Harribel
Naruto of the Ten Swords by The Fifth Rider of Armageddon reviews
On hold until a decision can be made regarding the new story, Naruto: Heir of the Juppongatana is made. (Abandoned, only being kept for future scenes)
Crossover - Rurouni Kenshin & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 128,630 - Reviews: 678 - Favs: 1,383 - Follows: 1,101 - Updated: 5/16/2012 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Naruto U.
Uchiha Fukurou by ToBetasered reviews
Uchiha Fukurou was conceived when at the same moment, in another universe, Old Man Potter died.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 85,861 - Reviews: 2251 - Favs: 5,373 - Follows: 5,054 - Updated: 5/3/2012 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Harry P., Mikoto U.
Harry Potter and the Sun Source by Clell65619 reviews
This is an extremely AU crossover fic that asks the question what might have happened if Petunia Dursley hadn't found a young Harry Potter sleeping on her doorstep on the morning of the 2nd of November 1981. After all, Dumbledore was a bit careless with
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 111,868 - Reviews: 2396 - Favs: 8,397 - Follows: 5,065 - Updated: 5/3/2012 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Deprived by The Crimson Lord reviews
On that fateful day, two Potters were born. One was destined to be the Boy-Who-Lived. The other was forgotten by the Wizarding World. Now, as the Triwizard Tournament nears, a strange boy is contracted to defend a beautiful girl.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 159,330 - Reviews: 3978 - Favs: 12,085 - Follows: 11,719 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Harry P., Fleur D.
Kitsune Inu Youkai by Xenotoneanwarrior37 reviews
What if Naruto was the descendant of Sesshomaru Inu Taisho on his mother's side? Hope you're ready to have your mind blown away. NarutoxHarem. On hiatus sadly.
Crossover - Inuyasha & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 140,380 - Reviews: 823 - Favs: 1,906 - Follows: 1,609 - Updated: 4/10/2012 - Published: 3/9/2011 - Sesshōmaru, Naruto U.
Moving Forward by Insanity-Red reviews
AU After the war, Fem!Harry is left with no friends, no family and the body of an eight-year old. She has a second chance at life and spends three years in America, where she discovers tennis. Now, she's off to Japan to enjoy her new life to the fullest.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Prince of Tennis - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 42,104 - Reviews: 570 - Favs: 1,815 - Follows: 2,009 - Updated: 2/25/2012 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Harry P.
Calculation by fringeperson reviews
Young Harry liked numbers, he liked using numbers and working out the value of things. When he found out that he was a wizard and had a big pile of gold... well, he had something new to calculate. oneshot, complete, don't own.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,141 - Reviews: 1306 - Favs: 13,646 - Follows: 3,563 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Scorpion's Disciple by nobody102 reviews
AU. Orochimaru's resignation from Akatsuki is more intense than in canon, resulting in a meeting between young Naruto and Sasori… Slow buildup. Last chapter is a summary, technically not complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 149,612 - Reviews: 2362 - Favs: 5,643 - Follows: 3,834 - Updated: 10/17/2011 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Naruto Uzumaki: The Youkai Files by DragonMasterFlex reviews
The descriptions of the results of the Shiki Fujin weren't entirely accurate. A not so dead Naruto now finds himself at the mercy of his new employers: a creepy headmaster of a school and a toddler who rules over life and death. Nar/Ros Vamp/YYH Crossover
Crossover - Naruto & Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 91,792 - Reviews: 515 - Favs: 1,008 - Follows: 856 - Updated: 8/28/2011 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Naruto U., Moka A.
Naruto: Master of the art of puppets by Froggy-slice reviews
Began by the teachings left behind by Sasori and finished by the citizens of Konoha and their abuse. Uzumaki Naruto, an emotionless puppet using prodigy will rise to become a legend and will do so while gaining what he sought most. family. eventual harem.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 90,826 - Reviews: 2657 - Favs: 5,056 - Follows: 4,479 - Updated: 8/19/2011 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Naruto U., Yugao U.
The Demon Who Lived by Kolarthecool reviews
DISCONTINUED. Harry Potter died as a child that Halloween night but a demon god decided to give him a second chance at life, with a few improvements of course. Dark!Godlike Harry. No pairings decided yet but will HarryxMany at first.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 85,909 - Reviews: 615 - Favs: 2,352 - Follows: 1,984 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Harry P.
Santoryu no Ryuuma by axellon2008 reviews
Having members of his clan take care of him, Naruto's life takes a different turn. He strives for a different dream and learns to use a unique style of swordsmanship as well as other techniques to help him along the way. Elements of One Piece. HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 245,209 - Reviews: 661 - Favs: 1,128 - Follows: 882 - Updated: 6/24/2011 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Naruto U.
Breaking Free by KennethRose reviews
Pre-HBP. Harry gets pulled out of his depression by a certain metamorph and resolves to fight back against the manipulations in his life. Rated M for later chapters. Super!Powerful!Independent!Harry, Manipulative!Dumbledore, Weasley bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 78,371 - Reviews: 493 - Favs: 1,421 - Follows: 1,458 - Updated: 6/10/2011 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Harry P., N. Tonks
The Omnipotent Devil indulging Pacifism by Houkaru Kisaragi reviews
There was a time when hollows survived solely on instincts; everything changed when Naruto Uzumaki arrived to Hueco Mundo. He was anomalous amongst his kin, not because he's a pacifist but because he's the father of all Arrancars.
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 65,718 - Reviews: 804 - Favs: 1,630 - Follows: 1,358 - Updated: 6/8/2011 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Naruto U.
Sharingan Harry Book Four: Unexpected Turns by shinji the good sharer reviews
Fourth year has arrived and Harry things are beginning to heat up. Will Harry be able to keep his relationship with Fleur while being able to keep up with his growing fame as a ninja? -On Hiatus-
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 89,864 - Reviews: 536 - Favs: 1,317 - Follows: 1,142 - Updated: 6/2/2011 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Harry P., Fleur D.
The Log by ThatReallyReallyWeirdDude reviews
"As the log takes your place, you become The Log and The Log becomes you. For a moment, you are an extension of the logs blessing unto ninja." As the Holy Book of Log enters Naruto's life, everything changes. LogWorshipper!Naruto Mokuton!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 50,965 - Reviews: 568 - Favs: 2,096 - Follows: 1,758 - Updated: 4/25/2011 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Naruto U.
Harry Potter and the Ascension of Ra by Apocalypse Thou reviews
Voldemort has been vanquished from power and Harry from Britain. Aiming to start a new life in muggle America Harry moves to what he thinks is a small quiet town to start over. His destiny has just begun.HP/LoisLane. Begins Season 4.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Smallville - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 34 - Words: 286,117 - Reviews: 2664 - Favs: 4,186 - Follows: 4,054 - Updated: 2/19/2011 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Harry P., Lois L.
Something Grim This Way Comes by Ruskbyte reviews
Harry is about to start his first year at Hogwarts. With him comes his cynical, somewhat unofficial, not to mention bent on world domination girlfriend Mandy. And they're also bringing their mutual best friend i.e.: indentured servant the Grim Reaper.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 68,629 - Reviews: 994 - Favs: 3,873 - Follows: 2,672 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 11/18/2005 - Harry P., Mandy
Why One Must Not Attempt To Analyze A Child Genius by fiercejinx reviews
"Artemis Fowl had retired half a dozen counselors from St. Barleby's already this year." Here's how. Six chapters, one for each psychologist losin' it.'
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,547 - Reviews: 425 - Favs: 1,556 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 6/4/2010 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Artemis F. - Complete
Sharingan Harry Book Three: A Grim Life by shinji the good sharer reviews
Harry's third year has started and with his new girlfriend Fleur he must discover who is trying to kill him.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 75,210 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 1,227 - Follows: 637 - Updated: 6/1/2010 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Inheriting A New Prophecy Book 1 Censored by stargatesg1fan1 reviews
Harry Potter is looking to start a new life after taking out Voldemort. Reality travel. Our favorite wizard merges mind and soul with Percy Jackson, Harry's counterpart in the new reality. Adventure, seduction, and significant cannon alteration ensues. Harry/Annabeth/many others. Godlike Harry. Gary Stu. No M/M Slash but some Fem-slash later on
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 39,520 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 1,510 - Follows: 749 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Harry P., Percy J. - Complete
Sharingan Harry Book Two: Dueling Serpents by shinji the good sharer reviews
Harry's second year has begun and his new life in Konoha goes on. What will happen when a new plot is hatched to try and kill him?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 82,156 - Reviews: 509 - Favs: 1,482 - Follows: 799 - Updated: 8/2/2009 - Published: 10/1/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the power of Oa by bluminous8 reviews
AU Harry Potter/Justice League. Oa has departed the universe forever, but it has left its essence in a young boy on a cold December night.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 227,104 - Reviews: 1345 - Favs: 2,923 - Follows: 2,422 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Harry P.
Masters of Death by Ruskbyte reviews
Harry Potter and Amanda Maxwell, his girlfriend and lover, are starting their first-year at Hogwarts. And so is their best friend and indentured servant; Death Incarnate. A very different take on what happens when Something Grim This Way Comes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,394 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 2,260 - Follows: 1,196 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Sound of a Jinchuuriki by Foxcomm reviews
Fruits are yucky," Naruto said. "Naruto, you have to eat your fruits," Sarutobi told him. Who knew he would regret those words so quickly when the 3 year old got up and ate the Oto Oto Fruit Jiriaya brought. X-over One Piece. Complete YugitoXnaruXHina
Crossover - Naruto & One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 154,779 - Reviews: 625 - Favs: 1,320 - Follows: 668 - Updated: 2/8/2009 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Naruto's Compensation by DisobedienceWriter reviews
COMPLETE. Young Naruto is prohibited from being Ninja of the Leaf. Left to his own devices he takes an unusual path to power as a Puppeteer. Smart!Powerful!Wily!Naruto. Lots of conflict with Orochimaru, Sasori and other Akatsuki.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 81,793 - Reviews: 1964 - Favs: 6,264 - Follows: 2,416 - Updated: 1/3/2009 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Puppet Master Naruto by WingardiumRasengan reviews
Naruto is trained at a young ag to be a puppeteer, how does his actions change people and the nearby future
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 157,499 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 1,707 - Follows: 1,263 - Updated: 9/25/2008 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Naruto U., Anko M.
Sharingan Harry Book One: A New Bloodline by shinji the good sharer reviews
Harry bought as many books as he could on magic on his first trip to Diagon. Now through the purchase of an old journal he has a Kekkai Genkai.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 45,788 - Reviews: 470 - Favs: 2,301 - Follows: 1,213 - Updated: 9/1/2008 - Published: 4/9/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
The Fourth Dojutsu by HistorianoftheKais reviews
The Rinnegan, Byakugan, and the Sharingan are hailed as the three great Dojutsus in the land. What few people realize is that there is one other Dojutsu that equals them in power. It is time for the great bloodline of Whirlpool Country to reveal itself
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 95,474 - Reviews: 1129 - Favs: 3,001 - Follows: 2,068 - Updated: 7/17/2008 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Bella Says by fembuck reviews
Bellatrix and Narcissa play Bellatrix's favorite game together one night. BellatrixNarcissa, Blackcest, femslash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,811 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 45 - Published: 6/29/2007 - Bellatrix L., Narcissa M. - Complete
The Rise of the Dragon Lords by damon blade reviews
Harry was having a quiet summer but that all gos to hell when his love for Tonks grows and he is taken to a time when Dragons and ther riders ruled over the land.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 149,993 - Reviews: 691 - Favs: 1,341 - Follows: 574 - Updated: 4/20/2006 - Published: 9/8/2004 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
Flying Without A Broom by Ruskbyte reviews
Tonks is posing as a Hogwarts student when someone slips something into Harry's drink. With Death Eaters on the prowl and the Boy Who Lived not only missing, but stoned out of his mind and horny to boot, what's a girl to do?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,878 - Reviews: 1513 - Favs: 2,238 - Follows: 1,677 - Updated: 11/20/2004 - Published: 11/17/2003 - Harry P., N. Tonks
Divergent Paths by Ruskbyte reviews
Hogwarts is home to any number of strange occurances. This one, however, is stranger than usual. Can the school survive Luna Lovegood getting together with Harry Potter and Harry Potter and Harry Potter and Harry Potter? Rated mostly for innuendo.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,391 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 625 - Follows: 222 - Published: 10/15/2003 - Harry P., Luna L.