BOW DOWN! For you are in the presence of the great Lady Jess. Brain: ...You do realize that the only thing true about that is your name, right? Me: INFIDEL!!! Pay no mind to my mind...Erm...That is to say, my mouth and brain occasionally gang up on me. exaggerated sob I feel so unloved! Brain: ...o_O;;; You frighten me. Mouth: Agreed. Me: T_T I hate you both. Brain: Will you just got on with the profile? ~_~; Me: Ohhhh yeeeeaaaahhh... Ahem. Name: Jess aka Lady Jess Age: 19 Hair: Brown, usually. Eyes: Brown...but I used to have gold contacts... Height: What the hell is this profile?? 20 questions?? Can we get off the physical? Sheesh who even cares. This is the intrawebs. For all you people know I could be an 80 year old cat lady with blue hair and a rifle. _O Hobbies: Writing, writing, writing, uh writing... Brain: glares Ok, ok. Sheesh. I like writing, sketching (but I am not that good...XD), reading, internet, my better-than-a-friend-but-not-officially-my-boyfriend-y guy, music (but I can't play any instruments or even sing very well), poetry, uh...writing... Brain!! Cut it out! Me: Uh...hehe...moving on... Favorite Music: Cake, Matchbox Twenty, Rammstein, HIM, Sonata Arctica, Rhapsody...Uh...yeah I'll stop there...I have a majillion more but I don't want the page going on for a bazillion lines... Favorite Authors: Mercedes Lackey, Tamora Pierce, Patricia Wrede Favorite Books: Burning Brightly, The Raven Ring Favorite Shows: CSI, Venture Bros., Family Guy, Futurama Favorite Animes: Lupin, III; Case Closed, Chobits, His & Her Circumstances Manga: Kill Me, Kiss Me; Chobits, Tarot Cafe, Demon Diary, Vampire Game, i.n.v.u., Mars Favorite Movies: Newsies (What can I say?? It's a classic!), Pirates of the Caribbean, V for Vendetta, Star Wars IV-VI, Harry Potter (I LUFF THEM ALL!!! -) Petty Things I Dislike: People who cut you off on the highway OR who don't use their blinkers, people who make fun of me for saying buggy instead of shopping cart, hairless cats, slobbery dogs, people who think the world revolves around them, people who actually know enough to confuddle you into thinking it really does...Hehe stopping before I get really irritated...XD Brain: Are you quite done yet? _ The audience is getting bored. Me: I have an audience?! squeals, flails, falls over, flails more, hits head and gets knocked out Brain: ...facepalms Mouth: Um...Move along people...This joke of an interview is over. If you have any more questions, message my counterparts. There's nothing else to see here... |