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Author has written 3 stories for Artemis Fowl.

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Age- you guess

Name- You will never know!! muhahaha

Looks- I'm pretty tall, I'm blonde, I have gray eyes, and I'm slim. If I tried, I would look a lot like Annabeth (Percy Jackson and the Olympians)

Fav Books (not in any particular order)- Series of Unfortunate events (although the last few sucked), Artemis Fowl (he's SO cool), other books by Eoin Colfer, books by Agatha Christy, HARRY POTTER!!! (like, the reading love of my life), Percy Jackson and the Olympians (the lightning thief, the sea of monsters and the coming out soon Titans Curse- they are SO cool!!), Lord of the Rings, Hatchet by Gary Paulson, Shakespeares plays, the Abhorsen trilogy, the Inkheart books (I hope the third one comes out soon!), The inheritance trilogy (Eragon and Eldest- unoriginal but awesome), redwall, guardians of gahoole ( I used to love these), TINTIN! (these comics) and a lot of others I can't think about.

Fav Movies (again, not in any particular order)- Pirates of the Carribean 1 and 2, X men (all of them- just the movies, not the graphic novels), the LOTR movies, Ferris Buoler (or somethin like that) takes a day off, Shrek 1 and two (i've seen them so many times I've lost count), mean girls, the godfather, back to the future, Charlie and the chocolate (yummy) factory, sky high, the HP movies (with the exception of the 3rd one), finding nemo, finding neverland, the phantom of the opera (i also liked the play/opera), and a gazillion others i can't think of

About my pen name- I have a puppy called Hermes, and he expects us to worship him so hence the pen name. Also I like greek mythology.

Ships

Arty Fowl- Artemis/no one (he should stay single) and if that isn't the case Arty/OC or Arty/Minerva (he needs a genius)

Holly/Trouble- awww, so cute and PERFECT!!

Lili/Chix- both vain, and flirty. great together

Foaly/Caballine- we've never actually me Caballine but she was mentioned in the Lost Colony

Root/Vinvaya- both elderly, strict LEP commanders: what isn't perfect about that? except for the fact that he died...

Juliet/Trouble- If he wasn't 3 feet and totally perfect for Holly, they would be great together.

Root/Holly- Barfs he's old enough to be her grandfather!!

Foaly/Holly- If he wasn't a centaur and a total geek, they would be ok together

Artemis/Holly- I know the majority of AF fans adore this couple, but i hate it. My reasons are- he's a human teenager, while she's a 80 year old fairy equivalent to about 25 in human years, while she still looks 25 he will have died of old age, shes extremely short, their personalitys don't match, and if they lived together, they both would be dead within a week. These are just my opinions.

Harry Potter

Harry/Ginny- just perfect

ron/hermione- my all time fav ship. He's a irresponsible dork (at least he's a hot one...) while she's smart and responsible. And they were totally hitting on each other in the Half Blood Prince

harry/hermione- uh...no

any student/teacher- HELL NO!!!

Tonks/Remus- I was giggling so much at the end of the HBP because of this. THEY ARE SO PERFECT TOGETHER!!

Bill/Fleur (aka Phlegm)- awww...that was a good one.

minerva/dumbeldore- ok

Fred/Angelena, George/Alicia or vice versa- yayz! the twins deserve a girl!

The twins/OC- look above

Draco/Hermione- an ok ship

ginny/draco- i kind of like it

Sanpe/anyone- uhuh

Sirius/anyone- he should stay single

Lily/James- do i really have to give my reasons why i like them together?

Inheritance

Eragon/Arya- I HATE ARYA!! She's the queen of mary sues! and she isn't even funny. Have any of you guys thought it was odd that even though shes a perfect vegitarian elfy princess, she wears leather pants?

Nasuada/Eragon- pretty good. Nasuadas cool

Nasuada/Murtagh- my all time fav in inheritance

Galby/Izlandi- Hehehe

Percy Jackson and the Olympians

Annabeth/Percy (aka seaweed brain)- YES! even though they are kind of related- Athenas her mom, and athenas a daughter of zeus, and posiedons percys dad so that would make them...um...wait a sec...PERCYS her uncle then!!!!! AHHHHH! but who cares in the olympian world? I mean, hera and zeus are siblings and there married!

Thaila/Percy- we really don't know her yet and their cousins. otherwise its ok

thaila/grover- yayz! in the sneak peek of the titans curse they were slow dancing together =-)

thaila/luke- awesome. except for the fact that she was a pine tree for about 6 years so shes still 12 and he's 20

grover/ a nymph- snigger hehehe

luke/annabeth- uhuh. bleargh- its annabeth/percy peoples!

I'm to lazy to continue with my fav ships for other things

Also, I don't read or write slashes.

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What It Takes To Win Bell by FizzingWhizbeez reviews
-COMPLETE- Oliver Wood just can’t believe that pretty, popular Katie Bell is dating an obnoxious git like Zacharias Smith, but he's determined to find out why.... Oh, and maybe win her heart along the way.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 92,342 - Reviews: 1372 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 9/20/2018 - Published: 6/22/2005 - Katie B., Oliver W. - Complete
When A Prank Goes Too Far by michelle1203 reviews
After hundreds of pranks, Fred and George have their minds set on someone new for their latest trick. What starts as a harmless prank leaves the twins with much more than they bargained for. Edited! Slight AU-Canon Divergence
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 38,488 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 7/7/2011 - Published: 11/6/2005 - George W., OC, Fred W. - Complete
Flights of Fancy by Fensta reviews
Penned Pre-DH, 'Quidditch fic'. With the Prophecy fulfilled, the Trio are moving on. Harry is at the forefront of professional Quidditch, Ron is training as an Auror and 'Mione is an Unspeakable. But is Harry's perfect world really as safe as it feels?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 64,574 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 9/11/2010 - Published: 12/27/2006 - [Harry P., Ginny W.]
100 Ways to ANNOY Voldemort by ErikandChristine reviews
Update as of December! ! I know you guys have been waiting but Christy is back at the most annoying death eater EVER and Voldemort is all set to be annoyed. I've risen from the dead to bring you this update.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 52,801 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 12/2/2009 - Published: 12/25/2005
Hollows With Apples by Sophia Is A Penguin reviews
Bleach and Deathnote crossover. Raito Yagami leaves Tokyo to go to Karakura town to work as a teacher. What will happen when he meets some certain spiritually endowed students?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,691 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 7/4/2009 - Published: 3/6/2007
Chronicles of the Dead by MiraiYume reviews
Contains DH spoilers! Sometimes those who are gone still have things to say. If you're quiet enough, maybe you can hear them.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 5,414 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/26/2009 - Published: 7/21/2007
Blessed Are the Geeks by Kenya Starflight reviews
Emily Wall was an American transplant in England, obsessed with Star Wars and fed up with both her insane family and her unfamiliar new home country. She thought life couldn't get any stranger. Then the owl showed up... ON HOLD UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 98,614 - Reviews: 445 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 3/21/2009 - Published: 11/2/2006 - George W., Fred W.
Reality TV Lower Elements Style by fuzzy-grapes reviews
When a ratings crazy TV station invents a new show all they need are contestants. And they choose the fairies that people love to hate: Police Officers! But when you add in Artemis Fowl, Mulch Diggums and Foaly you have one very weird show.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 41,205 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/8/2009 - Published: 4/24/2005 - Complete
Faded From the Winter by Lady Lithe reviews
“Harry!” she cried, slapping him. “Don’t do this to yourself!” He didn’t even flinch as her hand impacted his hollow face. Tears sprung into Ginny’s eyes. Gritting her teeth, she did the only thing she could think of. She ripped off her shirt.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 40,448 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 12/5/2008 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Ginny W., Harry P.
Kekkon Trouble by chibi milktea reviews
AU. It's modern time. There's no question about that. But for a traditional family like Kuchiki, arranged marriages is never archaic. Thus, the story. [ichiruki]Please see: Special Note
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,596 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 10/1/2008 - Published: 5/4/2006 - Ichigo K., Rukia K.
Last Daughter of Fire by Different Paths reviews
Saphira is the last female dragon in Algaesia. She wishes for a mate, a family, a race. But when the last egg hatches and a new Rider is chosen, she is forced to make decisions between her loyalty to her Rider, and her loyalty to herself and her ancestry
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,240 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/19/2008 - Published: 9/10/2006
Bonding by IsabellaMarieSwan123 reviews
Edward is away hunting and Bella is stuck with Emmett and Jasper, games begin and truth or dare is one of them. Please Read and Review
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 19,283 - Reviews: 679 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 382 - Updated: 4/10/2008 - Published: 3/23/2007
Discovering Lily by Mis Chi Evous reviews
A pregnant Ginny is inspired through a series of dreams to learn more about the woman who gave birth to Harry. A multichaptered fic. Chapter Fourteen is up!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 44,525 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 3/25/2008 - Published: 2/25/2007 - Harry P., Ginny W.
How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love Lord V by cheryl bites reviews
Nuclear war breaks out and Voldemort casts a spell to stop time. He and Harry alone are left to defuse the missiles and prevent the war. Voldemort’s radiophobic. Oh joy. LVHP. Spoilers for HBP, none for DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 60,391 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 681 - Follows: 653 - Updated: 3/12/2008 - Published: 5/16/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort
Once Upon a Freakin' Time by Evadne reviews
The Death Eaters attempt to do bad things, but mostly just do things badly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 29,923 - Reviews: 1992 - Favs: 2,186 - Follows: 776 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 8/7/2002 - Voldemort, Severus S.
That Summer by Luminous Star reviews
It's the summer before seventh year and someone's moving in next door to Lily's house. someone she'd never expect in a million years to move in. Major changes are in store for Lily Evans...she just doesn't know it yet. --399 REVIEWS! You guys are AMAZING!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 92,774 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 1/27/2008 - Published: 10/5/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Pranking for Potter by LavvyLav reviews
Ginny is a prankster who has never been caught. Until now. Forced to join a support group, Ginny and her fellow group inmates plan a prank to end all pranks, a prank that should result in Harry falling in love with her. But is it really necessary?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,716 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/1/2008 - Published: 3/12/2007 - Harry P., Ginny W.
10 Ways to Annoy the Heck out of HP Characters by Cynicism and Happiness reviews
Self explanatory. If you can't figure out what this fic is about, I scoff at you.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 5,399 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 12/31/2007 - Published: 8/26/2006 - Complete
A Parisian Romance by Moonlight Honeysuckle reviews
Last summer in France, Lily is intitled to have some lust. But when that comes in the shape of a 17yr old James Potter, she pretends to be 17 as he will never find out. Little does she know he attends Hogwarts, her new school. How will he take it?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 42,736 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 11/17/2007 - Published: 1/27/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Miss Match by Mafuyu no Seiza reviews
Lily was forced to be a temporary matchmaker in place of Eros after she showed disrespect towards the god. How will she do it without turning heads? Who is her mysterious penpal Raven? Who's her love match? And who's Erida's spy who will ruin it all?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 55,148 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 11/3/2007 - Published: 2/4/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Wives of Werewolves Club by Backroads reviews
Fleur and Tonks. Two girls of utterly different tastes and personalities. In fact, the only thing they have in common is the nature of their husbands! Can't girls bond over that sort of thing? Now AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,299 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 10/7/2007 - Published: 9/24/2006 - Fleur D., N. Tonks
Details at Eleven by MeriTrells reviews
My sister's a [female dog], details at eleven. A Mary Sue has come to Hogwarts story as told through the eyes of Mary Sue's little sister. Plenty of Mary Sue bashing, as well as an actual plot. Post HBP, canon. Rated T for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,770 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/3/2007 - Published: 4/19/2007 - OC
What could have been by Skiefyer reviews
Starts just before the begining of book 1. Voldemort adopts Harry, this story is about Harry's life as he grows up in a completely different atmosphere. He is not famous and he is not mistreated, how will Harry turn out in the end?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,352 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 9/13/2007 - Published: 11/23/2006 - Voldemort, Harry P.
The Potter Girl by Blondie Pants reviews
*ON HIATUS* Harry died while Ginny was pregnant whith their daughter. Fifteen years later, the teenage Lily attends Hogwarts, has a ridiculous number of cousins, and 5 out of 7 on the Quidditch team is named Weasley. Written pre DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,551 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/9/2007 - Published: 2/23/2007
Unmasked by Imaiku reviews
Another mission, another weight put on Hitsugaya. Soul Society detects a new shinigami, and with all these troubles, what will our Captain do ? [KarinxHitsugayaxHinamori, First Fanfic, Full Summary Inside.]
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,668 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 8/14/2007 - Published: 7/23/2007 - T. Hitsugaya, Karin K.
Quick, Grab the Cheese Wheels and Run! by charmingly-holly reviews
Ginny Weasely is stuck as Maid of Honor in two separate, highly unconventonal weddings. She's none too happy about the situation, as it only reminds her that she is Without a Wizard. To top things off, she's hungry, and she's not allowed to eat her hat...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 98,769 - Reviews: 1510 - Favs: 754 - Follows: 533 - Updated: 8/9/2007 - Published: 5/11/2005 - Ginny W., Harry P.
The Transfiguration of the Shrew by theravenclawquill reviews
Anxious at the loss of many followers, Voldemort has demanded all younger Death Eaters to mate to produce more Death Eater offspring. When Draco Malfoy makes fiery Hermione Granger his target, what kind of trouble will ensue? COMPLETE at last!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 37,334 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 8/3/2007 - Published: 2/28/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Fabulous Notebook of Notes! by nirvanabee reviews
All it took was a notebook to bring them together...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 46,047 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/27/2007 - Published: 6/17/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Reason Unknown by stashthesocks reviews
Severus has a problem, can Hermione help him? She thinks she can, but is her solution the answer Severus was looking for? A story of Love and Heartbreak. HGSS
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 46,260 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 7/20/2007 - Published: 2/13/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
An arrancargirl in Seireitei by Vigilluminatus reviews
What would happen if Ichigo and friends brought the arrancar toddler Nell from Hueco Mundo to Seireitei? All hell would break loose of course! Especially if she befriended a certain not less dangerous fukutaichou... I have no time anymore, story cancelled
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,102 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 7/18/2007 - Published: 5/19/2007 - Yachiru K., Nemu K. - Complete
When You Lose Your Way by SevenGee reviews
“Granger, what's wrong?” I asked in worry. “What's in your hand?” And something struck me. “Have you been vomiting again?” She said nothing. She did nothing except hold up her shaking palm, her fingers wrapped tightly around a very blue pregnancy test.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 82,492 - Reviews: 1381 - Favs: 1,215 - Follows: 570 - Updated: 7/8/2007 - Published: 11/5/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Literally In Hell With: Draco Malfoy by heyhey13 reviews
Draco and Hermione were both killed during a prank gone wrong. Sentenced to eternal damnation their punishments are to be with each other 24 7. Will they be able to get a long and try to find a way to redemption? warning: sick humor.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 13 - Words: 31,850 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 7/7/2007 - Published: 12/31/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Unexpected Changes by Forbittenlove reviews
What happens when Edward finally decides he wants to be with Bella forever and bites her, but complications arise that not even Carlisle can explain? How will this affect the Cullen family? and when they get a visit from an old 'friend? please R&R :]
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,454 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 7/7/2007 - Published: 4/10/2007
A Brilliant Idea by zimra reviews
All Nymphadora Tonks wanted to do was making Remus a nice, homecooked, dinner. But will she manage not to kill him, and herself?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,150 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/4/2007 - Published: 3/16/2007 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Paris by Mrs. H Potter reviews
After getting married Ron and Hermione move to Paris...with a child on the way...chap. 7... Sequel to Always and Forever. Hermione's point of view.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 89,867 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 7/2/2007 - Published: 3/2/2007 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Accepting You by WintersEmpire reviews
A marriage law was passed, forcing Hermione into an arranged marriage. Now she must deal with her new husband, but how can she when all they do is argue? Can they sort out their feelings before it's too late? HrxOC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 148,638 - Reviews: 850 - Favs: 588 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 7/1/2007 - Published: 11/15/2006 - Hermione G., OC - Complete
The Mind of an Extremely Hormonal Teenage Marauder by ProngsxLilyflower reviews
Only I, James Potter, can get myself into humiliating situations like these. It's a curse, it's a horrible, ter... Does Lily look hot in that sweater or what? [LilyJames]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 56,880 - Reviews: 610 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 6/30/2007 - Published: 11/23/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
In Twenty Four Hours by Aki and Tenshi reviews
James makes a bet with Lily that he can win her heart in twenty four hours on the pretense that if he doesn't he will never ask her out again, but the results are something neither of them expected. Maurader era, seventh year. Lily&James obviously.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 25,243 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 6/26/2007 - Published: 2/19/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows by COMPO1976 reviews
Harry Potter must travel to find Voldemort's Horcruxes along with Ron and Hermione. With out Dumbledore to save him Harry must face Voldemort once again in a thrilling battle.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 44 - Words: 73,521 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 6/22/2007 - Published: 2/22/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Men, They'll Never Understand! by Love.me.or.leave.me reviews
Ginny is in labour and Harry is excited about being a father.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,858 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/20/2007 - Published: 6/14/2006 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Be Safe by BitexMexEdward reviews
Mike led me into the forest. I thought we were just stepping outside for a minute? I began to worry. Maybe I should have listened to Edward's warning. 'Kiss me,' Mike whispered.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 18 - Words: 30,801 - Reviews: 515 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 6/4/2007 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Complete
The fan fic that ruined everything 2 by Jade Snape-Holloway reviews
The HP gang thought they had it bad when they read typical romance fics. Now they find Mary Sues, cliched plot lines, OOCnes and more. Join them as they're driven insane by you writters!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,392 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/25/2007 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Complete
Instant Hero Just Add Water Beta by Becky C reviews
This is a tale about Marlin Mason, a son of Demeter, and when he stumbles into Half Blood Hill and Eros starts giving him archery lessons, things go a bit, er, mad...Contains silly OCs. Be warned. This is a beta, so look out for the new version shortly...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,514 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/14/2007 - Published: 10/20/2006
Soul Society and the Living World by Ryou's 01 Fan reviews
Renji, Ganju, and Hitsugaya from Soul Society come to the Living World. Things happen and they are forced to stay in the Living World for awhile. Someone gets a job at a Pizza place, A Spring Dance is near, Hitsugaya gets a detention, and more! Ch.12 up!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,914 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 4/29/2007 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Ichigo K., Renji A.
The Final Act by be my escape1 reviews
New Moon Spoilers This is my take on how Edward approached the Volturi about his situation. The story starts after Edward calls Bella's house and speaks with Jacob
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,578 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 4/24/2007 - Published: 10/4/2006 - Complete
Same Design, Different Robes by RavenWriter89 reviews
Artemis and Harry have more in common than just looks. Together they would be a formidable opposition. Unfortunately, their petty disagreements always seem to get in the way...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,761 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 4/19/2007 - Published: 10/15/2006 - Harry P., Artemis F. - Complete
You Dont have to be Evil to be Sorted Here by Littlemissmeggylou reviews
A look inside the Slytherin house. Surely everyone in Slytherine isn't evil. At least not when they arrive. Ardelle Novak sees how long you can stay a good person whilst being seduced by the dark side and have gryffindors look down their noses at you. HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,753 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/17/2007 - Published: 1/3/2007 - OC
The Parting of Ways by Holly'sCat reviews
George decides that the life of owing a joke shop with his brother isn't for him... so he decides on a drastic career change. George Weasley wants to be a popstar
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,764 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/17/2007 - Published: 2/8/2007 - George W., Rita S.
White Sheep of the Family by luvmeanddespair reviews
It looks like new Gryffindor Sirius Black will need all the luck he can find.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,038 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/11/2007 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
Beautiful Secret by PixieGirl13 reviews
Its Percy's 3rd year at Camp Half blood. Everything is fine till a sphinx shows up at the border and demands for what was stolen from her to be returned and will eat anyone who comes in her way. Now Percy is in search for the thief. Better sum in my bio.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,935 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/9/2007 - Published: 1/26/2007 - Complete
Life Couldn't Be Better by mione-ron-4ever reviews
Hermione and Ron were married one month ago. It was a month before that, that the Trio graduated from Hogwarts. Voldemort is finally gone, defeated in their seventh year. Follow the lives of Ron and Hermione as they adjust to their new lives together.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,596 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/6/2007 - Published: 1/30/2006 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Beauty and The Prat by morgim1103 reviews
Starting in their 6th yr, Lily, a serious down to earth student, can't stand james potter, but he's head over heels in love with her. we all know that the two end up getting together, but how did that really happen? R and R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,237 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/4/2007 - Published: 1/26/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Ups, Downs and All Arounds by TakeItAsItComes reviews
Starting on their wedding day, follow Ron and Hermione's journey as they experience life, love, marriage and family. RWHG with brief HPGW. Involves HPGW pregnancy at beginning. PLEASE Review, critisism welcome. First fic
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,916 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 3/22/2007 - Published: 10/12/2006 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Artemis Fowl and the People of The Sea by Birdie and Bee reviews
Just to prove his little cousin wrong, Artemis Fowl the Second undergoes a forced change to to be come a...merperson. Full summary inside. Switched to this account. Bit Ooc DISCONTINUED
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,422 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/19/2007 - Published: 3/28/2006 - Artemis F. - Complete
Summer at the Burrow by sorrybut reviews
What happens when Hermione comes early for the weddding?oh yeah, I forgot to ask... please review
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,503 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/19/2007 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
War by KingOfTheRock reviews
Fairies always tried to stay hidden from human eyes. But what happens when an FBI agent discovers Grub Kelp? AU the Opal Deception never happaned and so did the mindwipes on TEC
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,531 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/2/2007 - Published: 2/3/2006 - Trouble K., Artemis F.
In Your Heart by Kellbell930 reviews
Auror trainee Ginny Weasley is excited about her undercover mission until she finds out she'll be living with Draco Malfoy as his girlfriend. How long can Ginny lie to her family, her friends, and herself about her life and her growing feelings for Draco?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,618 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/2/2007 - Published: 1/26/2007 - Draco M., Ginny W.
Different by Michiru Furamu reviews
Crystal knew she was different from the other children, but this is too much. Follow this London orphan as she learns about magic and herself.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,473 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/8/2007 - Published: 8/30/2006 - OC
Forced by JessFantasy16 reviews
Salazar Slytherin is in love with a maid in his household, but he's betrothed to Rowena Ravenclaw. When they are forced to marry, will they find love where they least expect it? Loosely based on the movie Lady Jane.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,440 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/29/2007 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Rowena R., Salazar S.
Just Married, Kinda by ColorOfAngels reviews
Voldemort has just been defeated and Harry and Ginny are feeling spontanious, so why not get married...Tomorrow. This story was planned & partially written preHBP & is now officaly AU since it overlooks minor details such as certain deaths and the like...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,626 - Reviews: 481 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 1/29/2007 - Published: 5/4/2005 - Ginny W., Harry P.
Muggle School by verita dea reviews
After dragging Harry into their bet, the wizarding trio head off to attend a muggle school with the twins as guardians. They soon realise that muggle high school isn't all it's cracked up to be...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,828 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 1/25/2007 - Published: 1/15/2006
The Forbidden Heir by AgiVega reviews
What can a magician do if her lover starts to neglect her for his filthy commoner wife? Jane Farrar is on the warpath, John and Kitty Mandrake, beware! AU
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 126,951 - Reviews: 843 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 1/18/2007 - Published: 5/20/2006 - Complete
100 Ways to Get Rejected and One More by Eternal Love LJ reviews
100 ways to make Lily mad at James . . . and one more.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,552 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 1/2/2007 - Published: 12/27/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the City of Masks by Josephine Taylor reviews
What would happen if Harry found his way into Talia? What awaits him there to help the citizen's of this proud country? Please R&R. More Stravaganza orrintated than HP. Chapter 12 now up!
Stravaganza - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,063 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/29/2006 - Published: 5/3/2006
FairyTale Madness by Oni No Yami reviews
After a runin with a pixie the Fowl gang are trapped in a fairy tale. Thanks to my English teacher for giving me the idea. Review if you would like more added I left room for it!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,253 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/4/2006 - Artemis F.
Endurance by VanityBlue reviews
Trouble Kelp's a show off in Holly's eyes. She's never taken the time to get to know him, but when the two are working together on an Endurance Challenge, fate forces them to unite. Will Holly ever learn to love Captain Kelp? Only time will tell.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,764 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 10/30/2006 - Published: 5/8/2005 - Holly S., Trouble K.
The Beginning of Forever by EdwardAddict reviews
COMPLETED! Bella finally gets Edward to change her. What will happen? Mostly fluff. First fanfic aka: sucky, don't read .
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 13,498 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 8/6/2006 - Published: 5/17/2006 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Amnesia by crystalocean reviews
During a mission Holly loses her memory, Trouble sets out to fix what he has done. But the only problem is, he doesn't know how to. HT sixth chapter up!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,324 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/18/2006 - Published: 5/30/2006 - Trouble K., Holly S.
Switched: Part 2 by altairity reviews
The sequel to Switched. Artemis and Holly have gotten their revenge on Foaly, now watch as it's his and Root's turn to suffer! COMPLETED
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,394 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/28/2006 - Published: 2/3/2006 - Complete
Here at the end of all things by Jarlaxle Baenre reviews
What does Frodo feel as he stands over the fire of Mount Doom, with Sam standing behind him? Please read and review.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 430 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Frodo B., Samwise G. - Complete
Meeting Fair Persephone by Dim Aldebaran reviews
Artemis hasn't been a good boy lately: he dies and goes to the Greek Underworld. Features the Tribunal Rhadamanthus, Minos and Aeacus, the Asphodel Meadows, and, of course, her Majesty Persephone herself. Really weird. Read at your own risk. Oneshot.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,213 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Published: 11/27/2005 - Artemis F. - Complete
Artemis Fowl: The Human Invasion by Cyberspace reviews
Complete! Post EC. A Mud Man is threatening the People. Thank heaven, for once, it's not Artemis Fowl. Rather, it is Arty who must help Holly & Co. to prevent the Lower Elements from being destroyed. Detailed summary inside.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 53,015 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/7/2005 - Published: 10/3/2004 - Artemis F. - Complete
Lily's Quest by Naia reviews
In a far away kingdom, where dragons and magic are real, a young commoner witch starts on her journey. But she will have to face many dangers before she can meet her fairytale ending.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 139,314 - Reviews: 1057 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 9/25/2004 - Published: 2/21/2002 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
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Babysitting reviews
When Artemis Fowl is forced to look after his twin siblings without any help, be sure that chaos will ensue! Some parts based on a real event. Please R&R, flamers not accepted! Constructive critism only please.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/15/2007 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Artemis F.
Julius got ran over by a centaur reviews
I know it doesn't rhyme all that well okay, pretty much not at all but I was rushed....
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 297 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Complete