![]() Author has written 2 stories for Pokémon, and Harry Potter. Why, hello there! ^-^ If you're here...looking at this page...(which you obviously are, unless you have psychic powers, which you probably don't, but if you do, that's pretty frickin' epic, and you better tell me where you bought 'em 'cause I, like, to-tah-lly want, like, some, too?(Eugh...that was weird.)) then you A)have nothing to do, B) think I'm amazing (coughWHAT?cough), or C)are a stalker/can't use the internet. Cause those totally go together. And the correct answer is... 42. Anyway, I suppose I'm supposed to tell you about myself. Age: I am all ages at once. Oh, yes even negatives. Except...I'm not 804. 'Cause that number REEAAALLY gets on my nerves. Ugh. Gender: I really don't know. Have you ever thought that your parents played a cruel trick on you, and told you you were a girl, when in reality, you were a boy? And you have all the genders mixed up...and everyone else is in on this, too, 'cause they want to embarrass you, and *hyperventilates*...I NEED A MUFFIN. Oh, here's one. So, my final statement: YOU'LL NEVER KNOW. (Neither will I.) CUPCAKES ARE INSECURE MUFFINS. Location: Well, now that you mention it...I do believe I use TrailingOffInMySentenceDotDotDots (Yes, I know, ellipses) too much. And Parentheses. Have you noticed? Next question. Insanity Level: That's classified information, innit? _Ooh boy, it's FAVORITE TIME! (You know you luuuurrrvve it!)_ Color: GAH! A wonderful blend of violet and blue, this dark, purplish blue color is know simply as SAPPHIRE 6 in Lowe's paint chips. Silver is pwetty too. Song: At the moment...(which is in both the past, present, and future,)...I'm listening to 21 Guns (Green Day!) and oh look, now it's some weird salsa crap. *changes song* Um...Misery Business (Paramore) and Magic (B.o.B. ft. Rivers Cuomo) and I Need a Doctor (Dr Dre ft. Eminem and Skylar Grey) and a bunch of other stuff. Ships: Catamarans. Wait, you mean Fanfiction Ships? Gosh, terminOLOGY. Hmm. -Pokemon Ships-: Uh...there were all the random ones that they traveled to islands on, right? And those teleporting ones in the games? I'm a Senirasu shipper. (Wait, what?) Candice/Volkner. So there. And I like...Frostbiteshipping. (Another wait, what?) Glaceon/Umbreon. Advanceshipping babies would be the densest. But I prefer Contestshipping...and the regulars. Pokeshipping, Ikarishipping... (though...nevermind.) And you can go look those up if you don't know 'em. 'Cause it depends on the fic, I suppose, maybe not. (How eloquent.) -Harry Potter Ships- There was only the Durmstrang one. Draco/Ginny. 'Cause it's not canon. Scorpius/Rose. Seeing a pattern? Fred/Angelina and George/Alicia. Nothing much to say. -Percy Jackson Ships- Luke has/had a ship! Thalia/Luke. 'Cause they're both kick-ass. Until, of course, Luke went good-guy. And I don't care that one's dead, and the other's a Hunter. -Warriors Ships- The boats at the Twoleg halfbridge. Anyway, who ships with cats? Fine, fine. I was a Stormfur/Brook shipper. Until they became wusses and had to ThunderClan themselves. Okay. Anyway. There's more...in more random stories, but I don't feel like writing any more. So, yeah. Can we get to the least favorites? (NO.) Characters: Psh. Who cares about my favorites? I mean, I'm just-(No ranting, either.) Fine, fine. -Pokemon- Well. Do you want favorite Pokemon, or Pokemon characters? (BOTH.) Hmph. I like, in order from best to not-as-much-but-still-pretty-epic: Glaceon, Wartortle, Spheal, Umbreon, Mudkip, Absol, Luxray...ah, that's enough for now. Oh, do you see a type pattern, too? WHAT? I have to tell you? Fine. Ice and Dark. And Water. (And Luxray.) Hmm. There aren't many characters I'm not always pissed at. So. Gary is cool. Because Ash is an idiot. And he (Gary) has an Umbreon. Misty was the coolest protagonist female, I s'pose... James is tolerable, too. -Harry Potter- Most definitely Gred and Forge. Though I've always liked George better than Fred... I suppose Sirius and Remus are pretty awesome...but not James. (Ha, there's Pokemon James and Harry's dad James...that gives me an idea.) What person in their right mind would create something like Harry? Blaise Zabini. Because most people thought he was a girl. Blaise is a boy's name. Duh. McGonagall is alright, but my Professor award goes to...Snape, books 1-6. Before this whole Lily-lover thing. They need some better girls in that series. -_-" Voldypoo is da bomb! And Lucius Malfoy is cool when he's a rapping pimp. ..what is wrong with me? I almost forgot TONKS. NYMPHADORA KICK-ASS TONKS. Gawd, how could I forget her? -Percy Jackson- Didn't I tell you? Thalia. And Luke. And his father. So they could do the whole, LUUUUKE I AM YOUR FATHER. "Nooooo!!!1!!1!11!!"(girlishly high pitched.) Nah, but Hermes is cool, anyway. Why are the tricksters always twins? ._. (Travis/Connor, Fred/George) -Other stuff- Luigi is better than Mario. Arya and Saphira are epic most of the time. CALVIN AND HOOOOBBBEESSS! Stuff besides imaginary characters: What's that? Oh, right. I am a swimmer. Like, 3 hours plus, every day. And I'm thiiiis close to Nationals. Urgh. It's annoying. It's also a great social excuse. "Nah, I can't come to your (boring-ass) party. I have swim practice." I'm also a hardcore FC Barcelona fan. (That's football, and not the American kind, in case you are deprived of the knowledge.) But I don't play. Just watch. And we are going to be the 2010-2011 Champs. Of everything. I watch just about every other sport there is. Not WEC or TapouT, though. Yes, I've even seen darts highlights. Don't judge. I like animals. I'm an enviro-green freak. And HUSKIES ARE ADORABLE! But lynxes are epic. I play piano, violin and clarinet. I've been to 28 different countries and 39 states of America. You don't give a damn. So, on to the stuff I hate! Stuff I Hate_ I'm going to rant. Pink, Manchester United FC, Cristiano Ronaldo, Ash Ketchum, Harry Potter, ThunderClan, Charles Dickens, spelling and grammar mistakes, cleaning, bugs, dresses, skirts, sparkles, Real Madrid, the Geography Bee, how the swim season's biggest meets line up with when I could be in Hawaii, ppl who talkkkk lyk diiss inn chattt, how they made May have all my favorite pokemon (Glaceon and Wartortle. WTF?), Hermione Granger, Zeus, Eragon, cucumbers, hotels that don't give away shampoo and conditioner, beaches with bad sand/water/people (I'm picky), wite-out tape, the zig-zaggy red lines that think you've spelled something wrong when you didn't, Palletshipping, pastel colors, cliches, how I can't put accents on the letters in this, gold, humidity, cake icing, hard candy (except watermelon Jolly Ranchers), people who don't get/like sarcasm, Justin Bieber, Miley Cyrus, and the like, preppy sluts with too much makeup, California Gurls, high heels, slow songs, princesses, princes, Sonic, cheerleading, Twilight, quadratic functions, braces, seafood, (SHUT UP!) Who are you, anyway? (Your voice of reason.) I have one? (Obviously.) Oh. Well, I'll shut up now. So I leave you with two statements. --When life gives you lemons, make orange juice and let everyone be in awe of your epic awesomeness. --Feel the banana within your soul. |
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