Author has written 4 stories for Animaniacs, and Ninja Turtles. Okay, fleshing out my profile! Anyway, my name is WhiteParadigma (obviously not my real name) I hail from the great state of ...IDAHO! Yep...Idaho. Home of potatoes and Napoleon Dynamite (I don't really like the movie personally.) I'm in college right now studying Psychology with two clusters in Philosophy and Sociology. I'm graduating in a year which if fun! I'm thinking about going to graduate school...oh heaven help that school that accepts me! LOL! Anyway, I love to read and write (obviously) I also love hiking, dancing, and long walks on the beaches of Idaho...Just kidding. Hablo Espanol y puedo andar sobre el agua. (I speak Spanish and I can walk on water!) I'm Mormon and even served a mission in Argentina! *gasp!* Unorthodox Mormon! *double gasp!* Apparently I'm not Christian, I worship Joseph Smith, and...and breathe fire! *GASP* When I get married my husband will already have 123 wives! *GASP OF DOOM* I also hate homosexuals, and they should all burn in hell! *GASPPPPPPPP* If you haven't noticed I was being sarcastic...Let's practice some humor here, people. None of the previously stated ideas about my religion are true. Does your view of me suddenly alter? We're all human. period. Bigotry, ethnocentrism, hasty generalization, and overall hate create wars because we're afraid of what's different and what's outside our paradigm. Generally we are convicted of performing two major fallacies in our arguments: hasty generalization and "straw man" fallacy. Look these two fallacies on Wikipedia. You can tell me your a skinhead. I might strongly disagree with your beliefs but that doesn't make you less human. *steeps off of soap box* Okay, I'm done. Now...where was I? Oh! I write sad stories which is ironic because I'm a total goof in real life! What can I say? Angst is part of a balance breakfast! My top 10 books...so far (in no particular order) Catcher in the Rye by J.D. Salincer Man's Search for Meaning by Viktor Frankl The Great Divorce by C.S. Lewish (acutally...ALL books by C.S. Lewis!) Plato's Republic by...oh...darn what was his name...it's on the tip of my tongue...OH PLATO! The Giver by Lewis Lowry Hamlet by my main man Shakespeare Lord of the Flies by William Golding The Greatest Salesman in the World by Og Mandino Night by Elie Wiesel The Qestion of God by Dr. Armand M. Nicholi, Jr. My top 13 movies...so far (in particular order? nope) Jacok the Liar Forest Gump Lord of the Rings Fiddler on the Roof August Rush Schindler's List Narnia The Dark Knight Monty Python and the Holy Grail Liar Liar Grave of the Fireflies TMNT Wakko's Wish QUOTES! Any man may easily do harm, but not every man can do good to another. A man who is eating or lying with his wife or preparing to go to sleep in humility, thankfulness and temperance, is, by Christian standards, in an infinitely higher state than one who is listening to Bach or reading Plato in a state of pride. Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle. Can a mortal ask questions which God finds unanswerable? Quite easily, I should think. All nonsense questions are unanswerable. Experience: that most brutal of teachers. But you learn, my God do you learn. Act that your principle of action might safely be made a law for the whole world. A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool. A person who never made a mistake never tried anything new. Albert Einstein Courage is being scared to death... and saddling up anyway. A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy? Listen, it's too big a world to be in competition with everyone. The only person who I have to be better than is myself. And in your case, that's tough enough. -- Potter to Hawkeye Somtimes you have to pull down your pants and slide on the ice -- Sidney Listen, when you love somebody, you're always in trouble. There's only two things you can do about it: either stop loving 'em, or love 'em a whole lot more. -- Potter Sidney: Is it true that God answers all prayers? We protest you calling us "little kids". We prefer to be called "vertically-impaired pre-adults". Yakko Warner Ned Flat: Why are you acting like this? Yakko Warner: Wait a minute. You expect us poor, innocent children to climb up dangerous scaffolding and paint naked people all over a church? Wakko: Hey, mister, what's this? Dot: All we know is that we like you. We have no taste, but we like you. Wakko: So what are we going to get Dr. Scratchy? Brain: Promise me something, Pinky. Never breed. Yakko Warner: There you go, that's our solar system. I would put more Animaniacs quotes...but THERE'S JUST SO MANY AWESOME ONES! Freakazoid: That was shallow, cheap, and based solely on hormones. Works for me! [after some of his dialogue is poorly lyp-synced] Boared yet...yeah me too. Hey wanna come to my apartment to see my stamp collection? *muah* GOODNIGHT EVERYBODY! |
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