WhiteParadigma
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Joined 06-23-10, id: 2416357, Profile Updated: 07-09-10
Author has written 4 stories for Animaniacs, and Ninja Turtles.

Okay, fleshing out my profile! Anyway, my name is WhiteParadigma (obviously not my real name) I hail from the great state of ...IDAHO! Yep...Idaho. Home of potatoes and Napoleon Dynamite (I don't really like the movie personally.) I'm in college right now studying Psychology with two clusters in Philosophy and Sociology. I'm graduating in a year which if fun! I'm thinking about going to graduate school...oh heaven help that school that accepts me! LOL! Anyway, I love to read and write (obviously) I also love hiking, dancing, and long walks on the beaches of Idaho...Just kidding. Hablo Espanol y puedo andar sobre el agua. (I speak Spanish and I can walk on water!)

I'm Mormon and even served a mission in Argentina! *gasp!* Unorthodox Mormon! *double gasp!* Apparently I'm not Christian, I worship Joseph Smith, and...and breathe fire! *GASP* When I get married my husband will already have 123 wives! *GASP OF DOOM* I also hate homosexuals, and they should all burn in hell! *GASPPPPPPPP* If you haven't noticed I was being sarcastic...Let's practice some humor here, people. None of the previously stated ideas about my religion are true. Does your view of me suddenly alter? We're all human. period. Bigotry, ethnocentrism, hasty generalization, and overall hate create wars because we're afraid of what's different and what's outside our paradigm. Generally we are convicted of performing two major fallacies in our arguments: hasty generalization and "straw man" fallacy. Look these two fallacies on Wikipedia. You can tell me your a skinhead. I might strongly disagree with your beliefs but that doesn't make you less human. *steeps off of soap box* Okay, I'm done. Now...where was I? Oh!

I write sad stories which is ironic because I'm a total goof in real life! What can I say? Angst is part of a balance breakfast!

My top 10 books...so far (in no particular order)

Catcher in the Rye by J.D. Salincer

Man's Search for Meaning by Viktor Frankl

The Great Divorce by C.S. Lewish (acutally...ALL books by C.S. Lewis!)

Plato's Republic by...oh...darn what was his name...it's on the tip of my tongue...OH PLATO!

The Giver by Lewis Lowry

Hamlet by my main man Shakespeare

Lord of the Flies by William Golding

The Greatest Salesman in the World by Og Mandino

Night by Elie Wiesel

The Qestion of God by Dr. Armand M. Nicholi, Jr.

My top 13 movies...so far (in particular order? nope)

Jacok the Liar

Forest Gump

Lord of the Rings

Fiddler on the Roof

August Rush

Schindler's List

Narnia

The Dark Knight

Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Liar Liar

Grave of the Fireflies

TMNT

Wakko's Wish

QUOTES!

Any man may easily do harm, but not every man can do good to another.
Plato

A man who is eating or lying with his wife or preparing to go to sleep in humility, thankfulness and temperance, is, by Christian standards, in an infinitely higher state than one who is listening to Bach or reading Plato in a state of pride.
C. S. Lewis

Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle.
Plato

Can a mortal ask questions which God finds unanswerable? Quite easily, I should think. All nonsense questions are unanswerable.
C. S. Lewis

Experience: that most brutal of teachers. But you learn, my God do you learn.
C. S. Lewis

Act that your principle of action might safely be made a law for the whole world.
Immanuel Kant

A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool.
William Shakespeare

A person who never made a mistake never tried anything new.

Albert Einstein

Courage is being scared to death... and saddling up anyway.
John Wayne

A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?
Albert Einstein

Listen, it's too big a world to be in competition with everyone. The only person who I have to be better than is myself. And in your case, that's tough enough. -- Potter to Hawkeye

Somtimes you have to pull down your pants and slide on the ice -- Sidney

Listen, when you love somebody, you're always in trouble. There's only two things you can do about it: either stop loving 'em, or love 'em a whole lot more. -- Potter

Sidney: Is it true that God answers all prayers?
Cpt. Chandler: Yes, but sometimes the answer is no.

We protest you calling us "little kids". We prefer to be called "vertically-impaired pre-adults". Yakko Warner

Ned Flat: Why are you acting like this?
Yakko: We're not acting. We really are like this.

Yakko Warner: Wait a minute. You expect us poor, innocent children to climb up dangerous scaffolding and paint naked people all over a church?
Warners: We'll do it!

Wakko: Hey, mister, what's this?
Ivan Bloski: A vomit bag.
Wakko: Ah, poo. I got gypped. There's none in here.

Dot: All we know is that we like you. We have no taste, but we like you.

Wakko: So what are we going to get Dr. Scratchy?
Dot: Ooooooh, how about an outfit from Oedipus Rex Men's Wear?
Yakko: Nah, his mom would hate those.

Brain: Promise me something, Pinky. Never breed.

Yakko Warner: There you go, that's our solar system.
Wakko Warner: You forgot Uranus.
Yakko Warner: [blowing a kiss to the audience] Good NIGHT, everybody.

I would put more Animaniacs quotes...but THERE'S JUST SO MANY AWESOME ONES!

Freakazoid: That was shallow, cheap, and based solely on hormones. Works for me!

[after some of his dialogue is poorly lyp-synced]
Freakazoid: Ugh! Let's watch the lip-sync, okay?
[shot of a giant pair of lips sinking into the ocean]
Freakazoid: [with poor lip-sync] Ah, thank you!

Boared yet...yeah me too. Hey wanna come to my apartment to see my stamp collection? *muah* GOODNIGHT EVERYBODY!

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Family by The Middle Warner Sibling reviews
A different look at the Warners. This fic will follow the siblings from their beginnings, through Animaniacs and beyond.
Animaniacs - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 763,370 - Reviews: 861 - Favs: 722 - Follows: 418 - Updated: 4/16/2014 - Published: 8/5/2007
Copycat by dream0fmirrors reviews
Everyone hates the Boogeyman,everyone mocks or fears...but who is she really,who can actually see her,does she even have a voice?Does she exist at all?In the end,maybe,she was just that...OCxCanon challenge fic,so can I do it?Maybe...read and see!"smile"
Animaniacs - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 54,582 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Wakko W., Yakko W. - Complete
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Monsters reviews
The Waner siblings are over their heads in this one. Betrayed by a trusted friend, the Warners desperately try to survive their personal hell. Only one question remains. Can they survive their worst nightmare?
Animaniacs - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,570 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 7/22/2012 - Published: 6/25/2010
Names on a Sidewalk reviews
Another depressing fic by yours truly! Inspired by Yellowcard's song "Hollywood Died" It's been one week since...the accident. I suck at summaries
Animaniacs - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,156 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Dot W. - Complete
Thicker Than Water reviews
My first TMNT fanfic that happens before the CG movie.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,286 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/3/2010 - Published: 7/1/2010
Too Late reviews
Inspired by Wakko's Wish and a lot of fanfics I've read. Wakko's about to board the train heading for home. He only prays that he's not too late.
Animaniacs - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,093 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Wakko W., Yakko W.