Author has written 8 stories for Teen Titans. Check it out! I'm on DevianArt!!!Me: CAUTION: THIS PROFILE IS VERY VERY LONG!!! IT ALSO CONTAINS SEVEN INSANE FRIENDS WHO LIKE TO CHAT. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. Hi. I'm Natasha B. So I guess you want to know some more about me, right? Hm. Well, I'm 13 years old and live in the USA. I usually write Teen Titans fanfiction, but sometimes I switch over to Harry Potter, Artemis Fowl, or Code Lyoko. I love to read, write, and draw. Also, I love watching TV, playing video games, eating, and talking with people. I'm on neopets under the name sta_r_obin if you want to contact me. Guess where the name came from. ^.~ ~General~ Color: Purple ~Couples section~ ~I SUPPORT THESE TEEN TITANS, CODE LYOKO, AND HARRY POTTER COUPLES Harry/Hermione ~I LIKE THESE AND WOULD READ THEM Neville/Ginny ~SHIPS I HATE TO THE DEATH ALL SLASH SHIPS EXCEPT FOR SIRIUS/REMUS. Yes, we hate a lot of ships. Get over it. ~Shows we have never heard of or seen and hate~ Yu Yu Hashuku (or whatever the heck it's called.) (Saw it. Lame.) ~Meet the seven insane friends! Wh00t!~ ~Tasha~ ~Jade~ ~Natasha~ ~Anya~ ~Star~ ~Nicolette~ ~Emily~ ~Danny~ Note: We are not violent children. Part of this was written by Tasha's older sister, Michelle. She IS violent. If there is anything in here disturbing, it was entirely HER fault! But don't blame her, she's eighteen. YAY! QUOTES! HAHAHAHAHA! "Ah, the touching story of a girl and her blob..." ~ Morgan Web, X-play. "Robin the human slingshot. Appropriate." ~ Star, after reading Natasha's fanfiction. "Your shoes are on the wrong feet." "I am LIZARD MAN!" Ed, sunburned on half his body and pale on the other. "Be quiet." "Oh my God there's no blue fuzzy food in the fridge! It's, like, a conspiracy! There's no blue fuzzy food! Wanna know how I can tell there's no blue fuzzy food? It's blue and it's fuzzy and it's blue and fuzzy food! It's blue, it's fuzzy, and it's food. You can't confuse it with other food because it's BLUE and FUZZY AND FOOD, so, like, there's no way you could mess it up with RED fuzzy food or something..." ~ Star, also a sugar high, after seeing a screenshot of the Teen Titans' fridge which, amazingly, lacked blue fuzzy food. She was crushed. "Hello, can I get you anything?" "Dude, check it out. It's, like, Dumbo or something..." ~ Tasha, after seeing a very large horse at a country fair. As you can probably guess, she hadn't watched the movie in a long time... "Cowpies? They're not made from real COWS are they?" ~ Anya, after cluelessly hearing about cowpies and mistaking them for food. Her friends sadly made the mistake of not pulling a prank on her at this time. "I understand your pain, Cyborg. When I was small, my favorite Zornik was eaten by a rampaging Glorg. Beleive me, once your Zornick has been inside a Glorg, you do NOT want it back..." ~ Starfire, the Teen Titans episode Car Trouble. "How lame am I? HOW LAME AM I!? I'll tell you how lame I am! I hum to elevator music! I don't know how to work a CD player! I eat Twinkies with a fork! I know the cows across the street by NAME! In winter I put on two pairs of socks!" "I'm confused." "Does the fact I've never danced before make me a geek?" "Look, if you want more friends, you gotta be popular." "You never know when the Micky Mouse inside is gonna come out. All I need now is a tail." ~ Star, after inhaling helium. "You... are the weirdest bunch of friends I have EVER met. Can I join you?" ~ Natasha, after first meeting our group (*huggles Natasha to death*) Natasha: Uhm... please... stop crushing me... "Chicken tastes like chicken. Deal with it." ~ Jade, being irritable. As always. "The following statement is true. The previous statement is false." ~ Someone's signature on the neoboards. Person, you ROCK! "If you expect the unexpected, doesn't that make the unexpected expected?" ~ I dunno where this came from. "I'm against fishing." "My door says, 'Go ahead and knock, I'm already disturbed.'" ~ Jade, during a sleepover at her house. Hehe. "I used to work in an orange juice factory, until I got canned. Yeah, they put the squeeze on me, said I couldn't concentrate. You know, same old boring rind over and over again..." ~ Wow. Nic can be witty. Go figure. "Oh yeah!?" "I tried sniffing Coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose." ~ Tasha, trying to be witty. Sadly, she had her eyes crossed and she was pointing at a kid with a cigarette. Didn't work, though we did smile. "Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana." ~ Some weird magazine at the doctor's office. "The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. The guy who invented the other three, he was the genius." ~ Star, enjoying my mom's new minivan. "If rabbits' feet are so lucky, then what happened to the rabbit?" ~ Tasha, getting after a kid with a rabbit's foot on his backpack. I felt sorry for them, but Tasha is a tree-hugger at heart... "If a person with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?" ~ Star, reading a book about murder or something like that. It was utterly random at the time, and it made me laugh so hard it hurt. "Chubby bunnies, chubby bunnies, chubby bunnies." ~ A kid trying out for student council. He had four large marshmallows in his mouth. Hilarious. "Welcome to the church of the Holy Cabbage. Lettuce pray." ~ Star, after spotting a church. Emily hit her. Ha ha. "I don't think it's pointless to marry an inanimate object. I just think it's pointless to marry one that melts." ~ Natasha, after spying Star marveling over her ice cream. "A streaker is someone who is unsuited for his work." ~ Tasha. I can't remember the circumstances, but it was still funny. "Are you sure you're not just... you know... jealous?" "Excuse me, Mr. Martin! OVER HERE! I HAVE MY HAND IN THE AIR WITH MY FINGERS EXTENDED!" ~ Star, desperately trying to get our teacher's attention. Way to go, Star. Robin: "He's here! Do you think I did this to myself?" *points to cuts and bruises* Starfire: "Robin... if you cannot feel happy for me... perhaps you should not attend my wedding." "Glubblesclooch? Glibblescleech? Gloottlesclych?" ~ Tasha, trying to pronounce Starfire's betrothed's name, from Betrothed. "OW! STAR!" "I see a road sign. This calls for a celebration, I say!" ~ Star during a road trip. She did this ten times again afterwards, until we pulled over and threatened to leave her on the side of the road. What did she say then? Larry: "Hey, look, Robin! Now we're cast buddies too!" *taps casts together* A reveiw for a pokemon game* "That's... not chocolate, Anya." ~ *snort* I won't explain here... I can't... *snickers* Gizmo *muttering angrily in Crash: "Crazzin' frazzin' Titans... 'Fix this guy.' I don't even like this guy!" Natasha: *hands Nic ball of wax* Here you go! Thanks for your time and hopefully your pateince. So you can go now. Go. Go on. There's nothing else to read here. Shoo. Go. Bye bye! Leave already! Please? I'll give you a muffin if you go! Please? Please? Pretty please with sugar on top and the ice cream and the nuts and the sugar... GOD DANG YOU! LEAVE! ~Natasha What's the matter with you!? LEAVE, you feakin' LEECHES! |
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