![]() Author has written 4 stories for Skulduggery Pleasant series. Hello beautiful people! My storys aren't the best, and i know it, but at least they don't suck to bad, right?! Don't answer that... Anyhoo, moving on, i have to say i am sorry if my spelling is not to crash hot, but i'm not vrey good at it and the fact the i hate it's guts might have something to do with that fact, but let's face it who like's spelling any way? (I'm sorry if your one of those people who like's spelling.) I'm only going to say one more thing... I LOVE ALL THINGS TO DO WITH CHOCOLATE!!!!! Her name was Auroura Her dad was a drunk Her only friend Until her parents A bruise on her leg But she grabs her bear She sits in the corner Such a bad life Then one night Then her mom suddenly She trusted the blade The mom walked out Police showed up One officer slowly It must have been bad If you hate child abuse then repost this on your profile. If you don't then you have no soul!! This is about abortion... Month one Mommy Month Two Mommy Month Three You know what Mommy Month Four Mommy Month Five You went to the doctor today. Month Six I can hear that doctor again. Month Seven Mommy Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. If you're against abortion, re-post this. I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back."The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll." Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. "It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her." I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there." His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.'' My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall." Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me." "I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister." Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly. I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?'' "OK" he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!" Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!'' "I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.'' "My mommy loves white roses." A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him. Now you have 2 choices: 1) Repost this message, or 2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart You laugh at me because I’m different, but I laugh because all of you shitheads are the same. Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them Smirk, it makes people wonder what you’re up to, while scaring the shit out of them at the same time! If you act crazy all your life, they'll never be able to commit you Mental Health is overrated Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one Me breaking the rules? No. I test their elasticity The road to success is always under construction I'm looking forward to regretting this. I would tell ya to go to hell but then I'd be stuck with you for all eternity! Who laughs last, thinks the slowest I hope life isn't a joke, because I don't get it If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work Men are like roses, you got to watch out for all the pricks. Boys... Nice to look at but not to bright. Behind every successful woman, is a man who is surprised. Virginity is like a bubble... One tiny prick and it's gone. Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics Your village called, their idiot is missing I have PMS and a gun... now what were you saying? You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely Your envy creates my energy, ever wonder why I'm so hyper? There is more than one path to life, which makes it even harder to get lost when you don’t know where you’re going in the first place… Loves like a butterfly, if you chase it, it'll fly away, but if you wait patiently it will land on you when you least expect it. One of my current favorite characters is a character no one would give a second thought too. If you like a character no one would give a second thought too, copy and paste this into your profile. For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what are you doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob fest, and start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say some completely random thing, like," Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb-war with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings and tape them on your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you giggle upon finding out that Edward has gone to the Volturi, because it was stupid for him to take second hand information. Crazy is when you wish your boyfriend's name was Jasper or Edward. Crazy is when you sit for hours on end talking about Edward with your friends. Crazy is when one of your friends come up to you and says "He is so completely georgous!" and you know exactly who their talking about because your brain is no longer set on English, but Twilight. Crazy is sitting in about every desk in your english class becasue you and your friends wont stop talking about Twilight and Edward so then your teacher tries to seperate you but it never works becasue the bond between Edward fans always bring you back together. Crazy is when your friend says OMC! excessively, just because with no reason. Crazy is when you stare at you teacher 'til he loses it and yells at you to go sit in the hall :) and then you just stare at him through the window in the door and act like you invisable when ever he looks at you. If you are crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list. 20 fun things to do @ WalMart (ohhh this could get intresting hehehe) 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "'Code 3' in Housewares"... and see what happens. 5. Go up to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&Ms on layaway. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping dept. and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding dept.. 8. When a desk clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?". 9. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror. And pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the hunting dept, ask the clerk if he knows where in anti-depressants are. 11. Dart around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the 'Mission Impossible' theme. 12. In the auto dept, practice your 'Madonna Look' using different funnels. 13. Hid in a clothing rack, and when people browse through it, say, "PICK ME! PICK ME!". 14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream... "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!" 15. Go inot a fitting room and wait a while, and then yell, very loudly, "There's no toilet paper in here!". 16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle, shouting, "Go, Pikachu, GO!". 17. If you can, write 'I see dead people...' on all the typewriters. 18. Unwrap all the chocolate bars, saying, "I've got to find that golden ticket.". 19. Put a Dora the Explorer doll in the middle of the store, and if someone tries to pick it up, jump out and say, "SWIPER NO SWIPING!". But remember, you have to do it 3 times. 20. Throw Skittles at people and shout, "Taste the Rainbow!". YOUR GUY SIDE: You love hoodies. You go to your dad for advice. You own like a trillion baseball caps. Total: 13 YOUR GIRL SIDE: Ummmmm... well it could be worse... I think... You wear lip gloss/stick. You were in gymnastics/dance. Total: 2... I think my girl side is dying... Hold on... (poking my girl with caution...) Nope it dead! If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever fallen up the stairs, copy this into your profile. If you have ever crashed into a wall while you were sugar-high, copy onto profile, sharpie counts too! If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. If you have siblings that drive you crazy then copy this onto your profile. If you are wondering what it would be like to have wings, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever yelled at the book you were reading because the characters did something stupid post this on your profile If you like the outdoors, copy and paste this on your profile. If you've ever wanted to give someone a big hug because they gave you an awesome review, copy and paste this onto you're profile. If you know the clowns are out to get you, copy and paste this onto your profile. There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. If you are like me and think abortions are cruel, wrong, and should become illegal, copy and paste this into your profile. No child deserves to die. 98 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch, or Hollister said it was uncool to breathe. If you are a part of the 2 percent that would be laughing their asses off at them, put this on your profile. If you've ever busted a movie or burst into song for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile! If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile. My best friend is insane. If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, copy this into your profile! If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not copy this into your profile. A friend tries to help you when you get hurt, a true friends sits there laughing their ass off saying, 'Dude, you're an idiot!' If you love Horror movies, paste this in your profile. I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile. If you like Evanescence, paste this in your profile. If you love the color Silver, paste this in your profile. If you love romance/Angst stories where the main character dud is a total jackass and shouldn't get the main character female, paste this in your profile. 92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them that it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their butts off at the others! If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile. If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile. You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it. If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile. If you think Dorthey should just get her own damn slippers, copy and paste this onto your profile If you have ever sung "I've Got a Jar of Di-irt, and Guess What's Inside it" while brushing your teeth, copy and paste this into your profile. If every time you hear the word rum, you automatically think of Captain Jack Sparrow, copy and paste this into your profile!! There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives. 98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you are one of the two percent who haven't, copy and paste this into your profile! 98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever gotten a song stuck in your head that you only know a few words to, and then gotten so fed up that you looked the lyrics up online just so that you could have something else stuck in your head, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever blurted out something totally unrelated to the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. If you consider yourself a WRITER rather than just an AUTHOR, put this in your profile. Writers put emotion into their work. Authors do it for the money. If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, and you do so at random moments, copy and paste this in you're profile. If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile. If your stories write themselves, be very afraid and copy and paste this into your profile If you probably need a life but have no intentions of getting one, put it on your profile. If you hear the voices of characters in your head, put this onto your profile. If you get way too excited when books, movies, ect. to come out, copy this into your profile If YOU get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever cried when your favourite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, and you do so at random moments, copy and paste this in you're profile. If you strongly believe that you are going to Hogwarts, just your letter is a bit delayed, paste this in your profile If you are obsessed with over 30 characters from books...copy and paste this on your profile If people question your sanity daily, copy and paste this into your profile Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. If you could read that put it in your profile If someone actually thinks that you are evil and/or plotting their death, copy and paste this into your profile If you have a mad crush on a fictional book character, copy and paste this into your profile If you've ever walked into a wall because you were looking sideways at a friend, copy this into your profile If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile If you've ever tripped over nothing, copy this into your profile If you think Miley Cyrus is a loser who is going to end up like Brittney Spears, copy this into your profile If you think that girls are BETTER than boys, copy and paste this on your profile If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile 98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, and you're proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile If you have ever tripped when there was a "watch your step" sign copy and paste this into your profile If you constantly forget what you're saying or are about to say, and I mean CONSTANTLY, copy this into your profile If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile Some people are like slinkies...they're really good for nothing...but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs. If you agree with this, put this in your profile If you think Hades is cool, copy and past this to your profile If there are times where you annoy people just for the fun of it, copy and paste this into your profile If yoo cant spel too sav yoor lyfe then putt thes in yoor profiel If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time. I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman. I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me. I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for food. BEST FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs. BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. BEST FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we fucked up … but that shit was fun!” FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Cry with you. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. BEST FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Know a few things about you. REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!” FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough. BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say “Bitch, drink the rest of that, you know we don’t waste.” FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you. BEST FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out! FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world. BEST FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedual to listen to whats wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better! FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours. BEST FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out. Fake friends fade... Best Friends are 4ever... 25 Reasons to Thank my Mother: 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. 7. My mother taught t me IRONY. 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. 10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. 11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. 12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. 13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. 14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. 15. My mother taught me about ENVY. 16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. 17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. 18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. 19. My mother taught me ESP. 20. My mother taught me HUMOR. 21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. 22. My mother taught me GENETICS. 23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. 24. My mother taught me WISDOM. 25. And my favourite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. 37 Things to do in an Elevator 1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?" 2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off. 3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves. 4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral. 5. Meow occasionally. 6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly. 7. Say "DING!" at each floor. 8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons. 9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button. 10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on." 11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?" 12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone. 13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space." 14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you. 15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them. 16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones. 17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?" 18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!" 19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift. 20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers. 21. Swat at flies that don't exist. 22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it. 23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off. 24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you. 25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!" 26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side. 27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently. 28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it. 29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..." 30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't. 31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer. 32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting. 33. Ask, "Did you feel that?" 34. Tell people that you can see their aura. 35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again." 36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body." 37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..." ~Facts~Of~Life~ Being mature is overrated. Being weird is like being normal, only better. I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me. Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright. One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject. Silence is golden, duct tape is silver Be insane . . . because well behaved girls never made history. My knight in shining armour turned out to be a loser in aluminium foil. One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions. Person #1: Happiness is just around the corner! Growing old is mandatory . . . growing up is optional . . . Life was so simple when boys had cooties! Isn't it funny that when you go to the shops with your friends you look down at the girl with black jeans and studs but smile at the girl wearing a a mini with a tshirt that barely cover anything? Isn't it funny you can change your music taste to impress a guy but when it comes to a girl who likes her own music and her own style, you give her a mouthful? ISN'T IT FUNNY that a guy can get away with being a gangsta but the emo gets a mouthful from everyone? are you laughing? Isn't it funny a emo can be quiet all through the week but gets more shit from everyone than the girl who sleeps around and sells her virginity? ISN'T IT FUNNY that you dont mind your friends drinking, smoking but the minute someone mentions emo music you can give them a lecture on melodramatic teenage outcasts? I'm not laughing. IT'S SO FUNNY that you and your friends can make a girls life hell and not know anything about the silent battle she might be fighting. ISN'T IT FUNNY that you can call emos, punks, goths the retards but still manage to get through your day without an inch of guilt in your heart. HOW YOU CAN CALL A GIRL A POSER, HOW CAN YOU SAY "YOUR NOT EMO" OR "ATTENTION SEEKER" WITHOUT SPENDING A SECOND TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHY THERE ARE CUTS ON HER WRISTS AND WHY SHE SPENDS HER LUNCHTIMES CRYING INSTEAD OR LAUGHING WITH HER FRIENDS? KEEP ON LAUGHING! Isn't it funny you can say and do all this without any idea of what is going on in this persons life without knowing her situation with her friends or her family or her LIFE! BRAVE ISN'T GOING UP ON STAGE AND STRIPPING! BRAVE IS NOT SAYING A SPEECH OR DUMPING YOUR BOYFRIEND! BRAVE IS GOING TO SCHOOL ON MULTI DAY AND NOT FOR A SECOND CARE WHAT THE WORLD AROUND YOU IS SAYING ABOUT YOUR CLOTHES. IT'S LISTENING TO YOUR OWN MUSIC AND BEING PROUD OF IT! IT'S GOING THROUGH EVERY DAY WITH THE THINGS PEOPLE SAY TO YOUR FACE AND BEHIND YOUR BACK AND YOU STILL KEEP QUIET. ITS KNOWING WHAT YOUR "FRIENDS" ARE SAYING ABOUT YOU AND STILL CALLING THEM YOUR FRIENDS! BRAVE IS KNOWING THAT TOMORROW ISN'T A BRIGHT AND HAPPY FUTURE, IT'S ANOTHER DAY OF COMPLAINING AND DODGING RUMORS! KEEP ON LAUGHING. If you agree put this on your profile and advise others to do the same My name is Sarah I am but three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong Or else I'm locked up All the day long When I awake I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home. When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight Don't make a sound! I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar. I hear him curse My name he calls I press myself Against the wall. I try and hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry. He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words, He says its my fault That he suffers at work. He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And I run for the door. He's already locked it And I start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall. I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken. "I'm sorry!", I scream But its now much too late His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate. The hurt and the pain Again and again Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door, While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor. My name is Sarah And I am but three, Tonight my daddy, Murdered me. Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP! Girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle Girl: Slow down, I'm scared! Guy: No, this is fun. Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared. Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl: I love you, now slow down! Guy: Now give me a big hug. She gives him a big hug Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me. In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love If you care at all, copy and paste this into your profile: Ten things to see before you die 1. A vegetarian be eaten by an animal. 2. An Emo kid talk about happy bunnies. 3. Homer says something intelligent. 4. Taxes disappear. 5. Voldemort destroys one of his Horcruxes. 6. Michael Jackson be stalked by children. 7. Children take over class and teach teacher in child subjects, such as: armpit farts, skate-boarding, real music, act. 8. Wrestling people forget their moves. 9. The coyote catch the road runner. 10. The reaction of the teen population if abercombie was closed and it was illegal to wear their clothing. |
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