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Author has written 4 stories for Skulduggery Pleasant series.

Hello beautiful people!

My storys aren't the best, and i know it, but at least they don't suck to bad, right?! Don't answer that...

Anyhoo, moving on, i have to say i am sorry if my spelling is not to crash hot, but i'm not vrey good at it and the fact the i hate it's guts might have something to do with that fact, but let's face it who like's spelling any way? (I'm sorry if your one of those people who like's spelling.)

I'm only going to say one more thing...

I LOVE ALL THINGS TO DO WITH CHOCOLATE!!!!!


Her name was Auroura
She was only five
this is what happened
when she was alive

Her dad was a drunk
her mom was an addict
her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
and had patches of hair
She always talked to it
when no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
some more and more pain
she’ll have to endure

A bruise on her leg
a scar on her face
why would she be
in such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
and softly cry’s
She loves her parents
but they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
" God, why? Why is
my life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
for a sad little kid
she’d get beaten and beaten
for anything she did

Then one night
her mom came home high
the poor child was hit and slapped
as hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
it was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She trusted the blade
Right in her chest,
" You deserve to die
you worthless pest! "

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
and again started crying

Police showed up
at the small little house
they quickly barged in
everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
opened a door
to find the sad little girl
lying on the floor

It must have been bad
to go through so much harm
but at least she died
with her best friend in her arms

If you hate child abuse then repost this on your profile. If you don't then you have no soul!!


This is about abortion...

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine, but i will have a lot of it
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this.


I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back."The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.

She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me."

"I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK" he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.

And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message, or

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart


You laugh at me because I’m different, but I laugh because all of you shitheads are the same.

Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them

Smirk, it makes people wonder what you’re up to, while scaring the shit out of them at the same time!

If you act crazy all your life, they'll never be able to commit you

Mental Health is overrated

Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one

Me breaking the rules? No. I test their elasticity

The road to success is always under construction

I'm looking forward to regretting this.

I would tell ya to go to hell but then I'd be stuck with you for all eternity!

Who laughs last, thinks the slowest

I hope life isn't a joke, because I don't get it

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work

Men are like roses, you got to watch out for all the pricks.

Boys... Nice to look at but not to bright.

Behind every successful woman, is a man who is surprised.

Virginity is like a bubble... One tiny prick and it's gone.

Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics

Your village called, their idiot is missing

I have PMS and a gun... now what were you saying?

You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely

Your envy creates my energy, ever wonder why I'm so hyper?

There is more than one path to life, which makes it even harder to get lost when you don’t know where you’re going in the first place…

Loves like a butterfly, if you chase it, it'll fly away, but if you wait patiently it will land on you when you least expect it.

One of my current favorite characters is a character no one would give a second thought too. If you like a character no one would give a second thought too, copy and paste this into your profile.


For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what are you doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob fest, and start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say some completely random thing, like," Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb-war with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings and tape them on your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you giggle upon finding out that Edward has gone to the Volturi, because it was stupid for him to take second hand information. Crazy is when you wish your boyfriend's name was Jasper or Edward. Crazy is when you sit for hours on end talking about Edward with your friends. Crazy is when one of your friends come up to you and says "He is so completely georgous!" and you know exactly who their talking about because your brain is no longer set on English, but Twilight. Crazy is sitting in about every desk in your english class becasue you and your friends wont stop talking about Twilight and Edward so then your teacher tries to seperate you but it never works becasue the bond between Edward fans always bring you back together. Crazy is when your friend says OMC! excessively, just because with no reason. Crazy is when you stare at you teacher 'til he loses it and yells at you to go sit in the hall :) and then you just stare at him through the window in the door and act like you invisable when ever he looks at you. If you are crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list.


20 fun things to do @ WalMart (ohhh this could get intresting hehehe)

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "'Code 3' in Housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go up to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&Ms on layaway.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping dept. and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding dept..

8. When a desk clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?".

9. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror. And pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting dept, ask the clerk if he knows where in anti-depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the 'Mission Impossible' theme.

12. In the auto dept, practice your 'Madonna Look' using different funnels.

13. Hid in a clothing rack, and when people browse through it, say, "PICK ME! PICK ME!".

14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream... "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go inot a fitting room and wait a while, and then yell, very loudly, "There's no toilet paper in here!".

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle, shouting, "Go, Pikachu, GO!".

17. If you can, write 'I see dead people...' on all the typewriters.

18. Unwrap all the chocolate bars, saying, "I've got to find that golden ticket.".

19. Put a Dora the Explorer doll in the middle of the store, and if someone tries to pick it up, jump out and say, "SWIPER NO SWIPING!". But remember, you have to do it 3 times.

20. Throw Skittles at people and shout, "Taste the Rainbow!".


YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats. It's hilarious when people get hurt. (Hahahahahahaha bloodthristy as charged :D)
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture. (It makes my feet hurt!!)
Sad movies suck. (I just laugh. They bore me.)
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter. (I still do.)
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV. You love video games (They're okay :))
Guitar Hero/Rock Band rule!
Gory movies are cool. (Hell yesssssssss!!!!!))

You go to your dad for advice. You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun. (O.O Who thinks that?)
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night.

Total: 13 YOUR GIRL SIDE: Ummmmm... well it could be worse... I think... You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner
You wear the color pink. (Ewwww)
Go to your mum for advice. (I don't go to either, but my dad's generally nicer.)
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
Video games are boring.
Rock Band/Guitar Hero are a waste of time. ((Whuuuuut?? No wayyy!! XDXD They're awesome :D))
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.

You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up
You smile a lot more than you should.
You care about what you look like. (Sometimes D:)
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies
Used to play with dolls as little kid. (Unfortunately...)
Like putting make-up on someone else for the heck of it.
Like being the star of every thing.

Total: 2... I think my girl side is dying... Hold on... (poking my girl with caution...) Nope it dead!


If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever crashed into a wall while you were sugar-high, copy onto profile, sharpie counts too!

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have siblings that drive you crazy then copy this onto your profile.

If you are wondering what it would be like to have wings, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever yelled at the book you were reading because the characters did something stupid post this on your profile

If you like the outdoors, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever wanted to give someone a big hug because they gave you an awesome review, copy and paste this onto you're profile.

If you know the clowns are out to get you, copy and paste this onto your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you are like me and think abortions are cruel, wrong, and should become illegal, copy and paste this into your profile. No child deserves to die.

98 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch, or Hollister said it was uncool to breathe. If you are a part of the 2 percent that would be laughing their asses off at them, put this on your profile.

If you've ever busted a movie or burst into song for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

My best friend is insane. If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, copy this into your profile!

If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not copy this into your profile.

A friend tries to help you when you get hurt, a true friends sits there laughing their ass off saying, 'Dude, you're an idiot!'

If you love Horror movies, paste this in your profile.

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile.

If you like Evanescence, paste this in your profile.

If you love the color Silver, paste this in your profile.

If you love romance/Angst stories where the main character dud is a total jackass and shouldn't get the main character female, paste this in your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them that it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their butts off at the others!

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you think Dorthey should just get her own damn slippers, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever sung "I've Got a Jar of Di-irt, and Guess What's Inside it" while brushing your teeth, copy and paste this into your profile.

If every time you hear the word rum, you automatically think of Captain Jack Sparrow, copy and paste this into your profile!!

There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you are one of the two percent who haven't, copy and paste this into your profile!

98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten a song stuck in your head that you only know a few words to, and then gotten so fed up that you looked the lyrics up online just so that you could have something else stuck in your head, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever blurted out something totally unrelated to the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you consider yourself a WRITER rather than just an AUTHOR, put this in your profile. Writers put emotion into their work. Authors do it for the money.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, and you do so at random moments, copy and paste this in you're profile.

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If your stories write themselves, be very afraid and copy and paste this into your profile

If you probably need a life but have no intentions of getting one, put it on your profile.

If you hear the voices of characters in your head, put this onto your profile.

If you get way too excited when books, movies, ect. to come out, copy this into your profile

If YOU get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever cried when your favourite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, and you do so at random moments, copy and paste this in you're profile.

If you strongly believe that you are going to Hogwarts, just your letter is a bit delayed, paste this in your profile

If you are obsessed with over 30 characters from books...copy and paste this on your profile

If people question your sanity daily, copy and paste this into your profile

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

If you could read that put it in your profile

If someone actually thinks that you are evil and/or plotting their death, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have a mad crush on a fictional book character, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever walked into a wall because you were looking sideways at a friend, copy this into your profile

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile

If you've ever tripped over nothing, copy this into your profile

If you think Miley Cyrus is a loser who is going to end up like Brittney Spears, copy this into your profile

If you think that girls are BETTER than boys, copy and paste this on your profile

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, and you're proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile

If you have ever tripped when there was a "watch your step" sign copy and paste this into your profile

If you constantly forget what you're saying or are about to say, and I mean CONSTANTLY, copy this into your profile

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile

Some people are like slinkies...they're really good for nothing...but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs. If you agree with this, put this in your profile

If you think Hades is cool, copy and past this to your profile

If there are times where you annoy people just for the fun of it, copy and paste this into your profile

If yoo cant spel too sav yoor lyfe then putt thes in yoor profiel

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile


We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman. I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male. I am the person who has bean hiding the truth from my loving family and friends because, if they don't understand my best friend, then why woud they understand me?

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.


FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for food.

BEST FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.

BEST FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we fucked up … but that shit was fun!”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.

REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say “Bitch, drink the rest of that, you know we don’t waste.”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.

BEST FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedual to listen to whats wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.

BEST FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

Fake friends fade... Best Friends are 4ever...


25 Reasons to Thank my Mother:

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why.

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favourite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"


37 Things to do in an Elevator

1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5. Meow occasionally.

6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.

7. Say "DING!" at each floor.

8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.

9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.

16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

21. Swat at flies that don't exist.

22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it.

23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.

24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.

25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"

26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.

28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.

29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."

30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.

31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.

32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.

33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"

34. Tell people that you can see their aura.

35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."

36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."


~Facts~Of~Life~

Being mature is overrated.

Being weird is like being normal, only better.

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright.

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver

Be insane . . . because well behaved girls never made history.

My knight in shining armour turned out to be a loser in aluminium foil.

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

Person #1: Happiness is just around the corner!
Person #2: Too bad the world is round!

Growing old is mandatory . . . growing up is optional . . .

Life was so simple when boys had cooties!


Isn't it funny that when you go to the shops with your friends you look down at the girl with black jeans and studs but smile at the girl wearing a a mini with a tshirt that barely cover anything?

Isn't it funny you can change your music taste to impress a guy but when it comes to a girl who likes her own music and her own style, you give her a mouthful?

ISN'T IT FUNNY that a guy can get away with being a gangsta but the emo gets a mouthful from everyone? are you laughing?

Isn't it funny a emo can be quiet all through the week but gets more shit from everyone than the girl who sleeps around and sells her virginity?

ISN'T IT FUNNY that you dont mind your friends drinking, smoking but the minute someone mentions emo music you can give them a lecture on melodramatic teenage outcasts?

I'm not laughing.

IT'S SO FUNNY that you and your friends can make a girls life hell and not know anything about the silent battle she might be fighting.

ISN'T IT FUNNY that you can call emos, punks, goths the retards but still manage to get through your day without an inch of guilt in your heart.

HOW YOU CAN CALL A GIRL A POSER, HOW CAN YOU SAY "YOUR NOT EMO" OR "ATTENTION SEEKER" WITHOUT SPENDING A SECOND TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHY THERE ARE CUTS ON HER WRISTS AND WHY SHE SPENDS HER LUNCHTIMES CRYING INSTEAD OR LAUGHING WITH HER FRIENDS? KEEP ON LAUGHING!

Isn't it funny you can say and do all this without any idea of what is going on in this persons life without knowing her situation with her friends or her family or her LIFE!

BRAVE ISN'T GOING UP ON STAGE AND STRIPPING!

BRAVE IS NOT SAYING A SPEECH OR DUMPING YOUR BOYFRIEND!

BRAVE IS GOING TO SCHOOL ON MULTI DAY AND NOT FOR A SECOND CARE WHAT THE WORLD AROUND YOU IS SAYING ABOUT YOUR CLOTHES. IT'S LISTENING TO YOUR OWN MUSIC AND BEING PROUD OF IT!

IT'S GOING THROUGH EVERY DAY WITH THE THINGS PEOPLE SAY TO YOUR FACE AND BEHIND YOUR BACK AND YOU STILL KEEP QUIET. ITS KNOWING WHAT YOUR "FRIENDS" ARE SAYING ABOUT YOU AND STILL CALLING THEM YOUR FRIENDS!

BRAVE IS KNOWING THAT TOMORROW ISN'T A BRIGHT AND HAPPY FUTURE, IT'S ANOTHER DAY OF COMPLAINING AND DODGING RUMORS! KEEP ON LAUGHING.

If you agree put this on your profile and advise others to do the same


My name is Sarah I am but three,

My eyes are swollen I cannot see,

I must be stupid I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!",

I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!


Girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love

If you care at all, copy and paste this into your profile:

Ten things to see before you die

1. A vegetarian be eaten by an animal.

2. An Emo kid talk about happy bunnies.

3. Homer says something intelligent.

4. Taxes disappear.

5. Voldemort destroys one of his Horcruxes.

6. Michael Jackson be stalked by children.

7. Children take over class and teach teacher in child subjects, such as: armpit farts, skate-boarding, real music, act.

8. Wrestling people forget their moves.

9. The coyote catch the road runner.

10. The reaction of the teen population if abercombie was closed and it was illegal to wear their clothing.

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A Caribbean Soul by fanpire.x reviews
After Edward leaves, Bella goes back to her real home in the seventeenth century where her first love awaits; but what happens when seven vampires are transported there as well? *Bella/Jack - during NM, then CotBP*
Crossover - Pirates of the Caribbean & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 23,337 - Reviews: 603 - Favs: 958 - Follows: 728 - Updated: 11/28/2017 - Published: 5/1/2010 - [Capt. Jack Sparrow, Bella] - Complete
Stand and Fight by laughsquietly reviews
Keladry of Mindelan is denied a knighthood, not by Lord Wyldon, but by her own father. Betrayed and angry, she is sent off to convent. When her coach is stopped by three scanran bandits, she does what she was born to do - she fights...
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,731 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 11/23/2015 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Keladry
the forgotten sister by Erudessa-gabrielle reviews
(previously twin sister) I'm not sure when I realized that I missed my family back in Ohio, all I know is that I have been away long enough.I knew that it was time to come back... what if kurt had a younger sister? what if she showed up in lima? what happens when you don't invite siblings to your parent's funeral while their at boarding school in England?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,814 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 7/2/2014 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Kurt H., Sam E.
Skulduggery Pleasant: Some Days Are Just Plain Odd by RKellyn reviews
Drabbles, AUs, action, old romance, new romance, angst, drama, comedy, Fletcher's hair gel, loafers, general hijinks and Anton Shudder being a sex fiend.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 57 - Words: 112,138 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 12/13/2013 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Skulduggery P., Valkyrie C./Stephanie E.
Fallen by Confusedknight reviews
Kicked out of Page training, Kel becomes entangled in a bitter struggle for the suffering people of Scanra. Four years later she returns to Tortall, a stranger to those who once knew her, a stranger who has not forgotten the promises she made...
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 83 - Words: 424,488 - Reviews: 12022 - Favs: 2,678 - Follows: 1,981 - Updated: 8/31/2013 - Published: 12/3/2006 - Keladry, Nealan, Raoul, Domitan - Complete
Ice Inside Your Soul by SwanQueenLvr13 reviews
Edward left Bella. Bella tries to move on but at the same time starts to miss Alice. She goes out to their mansion and finds something Alice left her...This is a Bellice...the song Jar of Hearts by Christina Perri is what triggered this one...enjoy please. Finally complete. Sorry it took so long!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 18,900 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 7/26/2013 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Alice, Bella - Complete
The Yamani Gift by DragoonShana reviews
Lord Wyldon wonldn't let Kel stay. Right afterwards during dinner a messanger comes in with a letter for Kel. In it was a request to come back to the Yamani Isles and train to be a knight of the Isles.
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,816 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 5/30/2013 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Keladry
How? by flying flower fantasy reviews
Sequel to Where?-needs to be read first. The four are back home and are now squires. They still have a mystery to solve, and also have to learn how to handle there own lives. Can they overcome their problems to solve the mystery?
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,049 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 2/4/2013 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Keladry
The Wolves' Sirene - ON HOLD by cullensbabymama7 reviews
After being sent to the Makah Rez, Isabella Clearwater has returned home after a year and a half. Her twin Leah & bro Seth along w/the others are wolves. what happens when she turns home?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 119,759 - Reviews: 617 - Favs: 799 - Follows: 665 - Updated: 12/19/2012 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Bella, Paul
Forever in Volterra by ChelleWhitlock94 reviews
Story starts when Bella goes to Volterra to save Edward, she finds out what it means to be truly mated and to feel the instantaneous connection with her soul mate. First ever Fanfiction tell me what you think -chelle
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,283 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 446 - Updated: 12/17/2012 - Published: 11/19/2010 - Bella, Caius
Are We There Yet? by galnkay reviews
A certain aristocrat discovers many surprising things about our beloved Miss Granger.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 28,728 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 10/15/2012 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Hermione G., Sirius B.
Spreading Her Wings by Skulhead Clan reviews
Valkyrie Cain was returning Home after rescuing her best friend and mentor Skulduggery Pleasant when she was unexpectedly kiddnapped by a known Texan 'Hitman Deluxe'. But Why? Read more to find out. A Maximum Ride x Skulduggery Pleasant Fan fiction.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 50,655 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 9/6/2012 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Fletcher R., Valkyrie C./Stephanie E.
Finding Draco Malfoy by caressedbythorns reviews
Harry Potter has suddenly found his life entwined with four other teens, from their friendship blossoms a tale so surreal Harry can hardly believe it himself, with war on the horizon his faith will be tested and love will grow. Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 40,432 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Draco M., Harry P.
What did I miss? by Sky Dragon155 reviews
Skulduggery has been left in the other world with the faceless ones for seven years.Finally rescued, Skulduggery comes back to a world he thought he knew. Things have changed and Valkarie Cain is not the girl he once new.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,123 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Skulduggery P., Valkyrie C./Stephanie E.
Immortal Surprise by kage234 reviews
After the Cullens leave Bella gets a rude awakening. She's gonna live forever but she's not a vampire .What the heck is going on? A/B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,391 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 573 - Follows: 750 - Updated: 4/30/2012 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Bella, Alice
An Interesting Sleepover by Dawn Ruthless reviews
When Tanith comes for a sleepover, Valkyrie has to prepare for all kinds of mischief. Never thought i would write a fanfic but here it is. Enjoy. any tips and ideas welcome.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,820 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/29/2011 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Tanith L., Valkyrie C./Stephanie E. - Complete
Compliments by 00Verisimilitude00 reviews
I showed him how to chuck girls and avoid the waterworks. I told him how to pick up girls without sounding like a tosser. I was his best friend. That was all I was to him: frizzy haired, library book Nazi, Rose. And I was happy with that... I thought.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 99,224 - Reviews: 1524 - Favs: 1,775 - Follows: 729 - Updated: 11/21/2011 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Whirl Wind by Heavan Hell Angel reviews
Instead of Yvette walking in, Isabella Swan the adopted Daughter to the most feared Vampire besides Dracula walks in with a smirk upon her face. She's there as Judge, Jury and Executioner.
Crossover - Twilight & True Blood - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,417 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 745 - Follows: 441 - Updated: 11/6/2011 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Bella, Godric - Complete
The Dark Roads Not Travelled by Etheran Claw reviews
What would happen if Skulduggery was evil? If he had never met Valkyrie? This Fanfiction follows Skulduggery as he tries to avoid being arrested by Valkyrie. Read this Fanfiction to find out wat will happen.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,488 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/13/2011 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Skulduggery P., Valkyrie C./Stephanie E.
Avatar: A one in a life time chance by ImaginationxBright reviews
A young girl is accepted by the Na'vi. She accompanies Jake through the story and more :D Tes'tey x OC First fanfic :3 AN: Okay so I know I haven't posted in a while. I just started college. I will put a author note in the chapter to explain to you all.
Avatar - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,915 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 9/13/2011 - Published: 11/23/2010 - Tsu'tey
For the Good of Society by NerdySkeleton reviews
After getting caught like a fool and being left to rot in a cell, Billy-Ray Sanguine jumps at the chance to be out there, catching criminals like him for the "good of society". Unfortunately, he's stuck with Funny Bones and Cain...This'll suck, huh?
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 53,590 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/30/2011 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Complete
Valhalla by Deactivated. Ciao reviews
A series of unrelated drabbles and oneshots, pairing Valkyrie Cain with anyone and everyone. Suggestions appreciated, happy reading.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,381 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/24/2011 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E. - Complete
The Avatar's new friend by RavenclawGryffindor Angel 14 reviews
Takes place in New Moon. What if Sam didn't find Bella in the woods but someone else did. Who are they? What will happen? And What if No one knew who Bella really was? Please read and review the story. Don't own Twilight or Avatar.
Crossover - Avatar: Last Airbender & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,945 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 8/23/2011 - Published: 6/30/2010
Ten Times Ten by Psychedelica reviews
Drabbles: Introduction, Love, Light, Dark, Past. *HIATUS*
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,200 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/7/2011 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Skulduggery P., Fletcher R., China S.
50 ways to annoy Runemarks characters by norsegodchick13 reviews
How would you annoy Maddy? Loki? This is a list of ways to annoy various Runemarks characters, with results.
Norse Mythology - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,954 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/24/2011 - Published: 11/19/2010 - Loki, Skadi
A Gryffindor and His Lioness by emilyswain reviews
Several bonds exist between Scorpius Malfoy and Lily Luna Potter: they aren't their parents nor do they care to be, although they love them. As they each enter Hogwarts, their choices changes preconceived notions and their lives.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 52,646 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 7/23/2011 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Lily Luna P., Scorpius M.
The Laundry Night Hypothesis by Maddy46 reviews
Penny likes Sheldon. Sheldon likes Penny. Simple right? Until we add Leonard into the equation. The story of Sheldon and Penny's growing love for one another.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,131 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 7/15/2011 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
A Night of Passion by LoganLoverxX reviews
Hermione and Sirius can't keep their hands off each other on a cold winters night. REVIEWS PLEASE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,651 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
A Bouquet For You by ArtsyChick reviews
Flowers symbolize a variety of things, from love to honesty to rejection; in this case, they are symbols in a series of oneshots featuring the cast of "Skulduggery Pleasant" and varying degrees of Valduggery-ness.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 21,922 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 6/17/2011 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Skulduggery P., Valkyrie C./Stephanie E.
The key to her heart by GasolineExtermination-x reviews
When 'The Shadow Lurker' or Shadow,son of springheeled Jack uses a time device to go back in time, he catches sight of Valkyrie Cain, Inheriting his fathers abilities he hops around the rooftops of Ireland and lurks in the shadows,Read on to find out more
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,251 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/19/2011 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Skulduggery P., Valkyrie C./Stephanie E.
Dreams Of Fae And Scavenger Wings by RaptureNRuin reviews
Sometimes dark magic is the least of your problems. After returning to the labyrinth years later, Sarah finds herself in the uncomfortable situation of hiding her identity from the Goblin King and unintentionally enjoying his attentions. Jareth x Sarah
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,158 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 5/8/2011 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Jareth, Sarah
Marraige of Rock by Charlie King reviews
Toph is forced to marry Crown Prince Zuko to save her family's statis among the nobel of the Earth Kingdom. (Story under rewrite. The rating will change to M later.)
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,255 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/6/2011 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Zuko, Toph
Above and Below by the Words the Ocean Whispers reviews
Bella doesn't get to Edward in time at the end of New moon, the Volturi offer to spare her if she joins them, the Volturi turn out to be very sexual in a kinky way, and very strict rated M for lemons, rape and self harm and other things violent.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,326 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 5/6/2011 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Bella, Caius
Vampires and Skeletons, Deary,Deary Me by reganmacneil reviews
When Skulduggery and Valkyrie go to forks to investigate some strange animal killings, Valkyrie meets a strange boy and his family. Very soon, chaos ensues.Valkyrie and Edward.
Crossover - Twilight & Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,905 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 5/4/2011 - Published: 9/13/2009
Caught by Kribu reviews
Valkyrie and Skulduggery are happily together, although no one else knows about it yet. However, this is about to change. Sequel to A Skeletal Romance. Valduggery, obviously. Now with Part II - meeting the parents.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,650 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/30/2011 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Skulduggery P. - Complete
Bones, Shadows and Flames by FracturedLittleWishes reviews
Meh, random oneshots from a deranged mind, mine XD Friendships, Ganith, Fletyrie, Valduggery, Chinduggery the whole shebang!
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,976 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/28/2011 - Published: 12/6/2010
Roommates! by ThinkChimerical reviews
Skulduggery's house has burned down. With nowhere to stay, he turns to Ghastly Bespoke. But will Ghastly even open the door? And if he does which one of these two fine gentlemen will lose their sanity first? Find out here! Rated T, because it's not K.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,610 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/27/2011 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Skulduggery P., Ghastly B.
Dear Valkyrie by FreedomxSparks reviews
A pitiful little oneshot. A letter is left for Valkyrie, a letter that tells of impossible love. Rated T, Femslash.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 275 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Clarabelle, Valkyrie C./Stephanie E.
The Promise by Dr Whatever reviews
Caelan and Valkyrie is all you need to know. Read to find out more. Also it is set after mortal coil and will have spoilers! Disclaimer: I don't own Skulduggerey Pleasant series or any of it's characters! Derek Landy Does! Rated M for chapter 10 only!
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,121 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/12/2011 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Caelan, Valkyrie C./Stephanie E. - Complete
The Radiohead Paradox by windswept-dreams reviews
One shot. Fluff. While usually he doesn't mind if he thinks of the topic as inconsequential; Sheldon can't stand that Penny knows something he doesn't, so he feels the need to inform her that he's figured out this 'Radiohead' thing.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,119 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
Warm My Heart by Lady Maeror reviews
"Loyalty to Araluen comes before loyalty to anything else." When Gilan takes on Halt's advice and becomes cold to those around him, neglect other Rangers, he finds one person who still manages to warm his heart. Jenny/Gilan. R&R. No flames.
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,198 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 2/8/2011 - Published: 9/16/2009 - Jenny, Gilan
The Water Vapor Vexation by EvenAngelsFall22 reviews
It should have been easy. Sheldon ruins Penny's date, Penny ruins Sheldon's shower. Yes, it should have been very easy indeed.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,245 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 54 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Sheldon C., Penny
Psychologist by evaernst reviews
To work better as a team the Skulduggery Pleasant- characters go to a psychologist who doesn't know that a magical world exists. Ratet T just to be sure...
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,561 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/30/2011 - Published: 1/2/2010
Bella and Seth the untold story by meg5442 reviews
Bella has finished college, returns to Forks to live, goes to a welcome home bonfire at La Push and Seth all grown up and sexy imprints on her.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,887 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 1/29/2011 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Bella, Seth
Mine by more sarcasm reviews
Inspired by the song and video clip of Taylor Swift's song 'Mine'
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,362 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/29/2011 - Published: 1/27/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Whatever You Want by Glalie773 reviews
"One day, you're going to have to understand Draco Malfoy a little bit better than you do now. I'm not insulting you, it's the truth." Blaise Zabini is truly the best friend.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,464 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 31 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Erogenous by SophitiaSonya reviews
After hearing a rumor and drinking a few beers, Germany decides to control Italy's behavior by pulling on his long curl. Little does he know that Prussia didn't give him the full story. Warnings: Yaoi, Lemon. My first lemon. Don't like, don't read.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,425 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 35 - Published: 1/27/2011 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
Puzzle Pieces by Cherry2013 reviews
'...And they each had a piece of the puzzle, a piece that would determine them today. They each took that puzzle piece and did not tell a soul, but soon all would know...' Watch as the whole Weasley family discovers the puzzle, piece by piece
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,793 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Rose W., Scorpius M.
10 things Skulduggery is NOT aloud to do by cleverlittlethings7 reviews
just a list of things that skulduggery is not aloud to do. i suck at summaries so yerr just read.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 557 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/18/2011 - Published: 9/18/2010 - Skulduggery P. - Complete
Distraction by annie.of.belle reviews
kinda-unrequited Valith. post Mortal Coil. short.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 286 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Tanith L., Valkyrie C./Stephanie E. - Complete
Quotes by annie.of.belle reviews
Series of oneshots. "Its amazing and romantic and following that, everything a fanfiction should be!" - Arabella Blue-Dusk "Brilliant!" - Mademise Morte. Feel free to submit quotes!
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 2,419 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/7/2011 - Published: 1/20/2010
Strange Girl HomerRobyn The Tomorrow Series by Kailorien reviews
A one shot exploring the friendship between the religious Robyn and rebel Homer. I love these characters, they're my favorites from the whole series. I've tried pretty hard to stick to their original characters and not take too many liberties. Enjoy!
The Tomorrow series - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,131 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Homer Y., Robyn M. - Complete
Limelight by Dragon Rhapsody reviews
Dusk and Caelan made a bet... the loser has to do whatever the winner said for one day, Dusk/Caelan slash. Completed
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,757 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Caelan, Dusk - Complete
Raised a Ranger by LupusSorani reviews
18 years after the end of book 8, Isabel, Will's daughter is about to be apprenticed. She is mischievous, a troublemaker, and loves showing up battle school apprentices.
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,462 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 8/11/2010
A Christmas Carol by NerdySkeleton reviews
Skulduggery Pleasant is visited by three ghosts on December 24th. The Past, Present, and Future all work together to convince him to somehow change in order the prevent the bleak future with an insane Darquesse. Slight gore.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,340 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Complete
Deck The Halls by abandonedaccount128373773 reviews
A Christmas gift to everyone out there in the SP fandom. With Valduggery. Enjoy.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,785 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Skulduggery P. - Complete
Valkyrie's Dream by HarmonyB reviews
Valkyrie Cain has always thought of Skulduggery as just a friend, but when she is sent back in time to when Skulduggery was a living man, her feelings for him grow from friendship to something more. VC/SP ON HIATUS
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,760 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 31 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Skulduggery P.
Love At First Sight by SupernaturalLoverx reviews
When 17 year old Rose witnesses her parents death, she's shipped off to a foster home, where Dimitri Belikov is her legal gaurdian. ALL HUMAN! Sorry that the summary is crappy. I promise the story gets good.
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,261 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Bones Fractured by abandonedaccount128373773 reviews
A series of oneshots. Anything and everything. ABANDONED read at your own risk
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 6,693 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/10/2010 - Published: 8/20/2010
The Perfect Prank? by 16-Bit Badass reviews
It was the perfect prank. Perfect. Nothing could go wrong, other than him ending up soaking wet, floating in the ocean staring up at her stupidly.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 460 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/9/2010 - Fletcher R., Valkyrie C./Stephanie E. - Complete
SkeletonVampire Thingy by Valkyrie4Ever reviews
Me and KrazyKimmy had another random conversation which gave me this idea. What if Skulduggery woke up one morning with FANGS? This is the conversation shortly after Valkyrie found out? WARNING: contains dry humor, arguing and fangs!
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 588 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Skulduggery P. - Complete
Catch Me by dreamy delta reviews
It's always a game with Rosalie and Jacob. Rated for Sexual Situations. Hundredth Story!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 893 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Jacob, Rosalie - Complete
A Skeletal Romance by Kribu reviews
Valkyrie knows what she likes, and in this case, she likes Skulduggery. A whole lot. A Skulduggery/Valkyrie romance, rated M for a very good reason. Be warned: Skulduggery is very much a skeleton here. If the idea squicks you, don't click.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,720 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 36 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Skulduggery P. - Complete
The Story Of Their Life by LassieLowrider reviews
Earlier 'The Big Ass Tree'. This is now a collection of oneshots, all centered around either Valduggery or Ganith. If it offends you, then don't read it. T to be on the safe side.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,369 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/19/2010 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Complete
The Scars Last Forever by LostInWonderland123 reviews
A poem I wrote after reading Thirteen Reasons Why.
Thirteen Reasons Why - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 327 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Complete
What I hate, What I need by liferefined reviews
What did it take for Jake to tame Toruk, to become the 6th Toruk Makto? Rated "T" for a tiny bit of language.
Avatar - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,651 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Jake S. - Complete
Skulduggery Pleasant and the World of Eragon by Kaeldra Bluejay reviews
What would happen if Eragon was brought into the world of Skulduggery Pleasant? How would Skulduggery and the gang manage with a very confused and powerful Dragon and Rider? Set just after Mortal Coil.
Crossover - Eragon & Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,920 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Eragon, Skulduggery P.
These Things We Have in Common by Aicalas reviews
Rebel. Outcast. Being in loathe in so punk-rock. T for language. Three-shot. Rose/Scorpius, poetic prose. R&R?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/18/2010 - Published: 10/9/2010 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Stalking by WritingInMyCrazyMind reviews
Okay, this is my first fanfiction, so go easy on me, alright? x It starts off with Valkyrie just thinking up ideas, but it turns into something far more sinister.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 304 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/11/2010 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Skulduggery P.
Things I should not do but will anyway by Flaring Rhythm reviews
I should not write Fanfictions that deprive Skulduggery Pleasant of his dignity, but will anyway... Oneshot, I think...
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 260 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/9/2010
Cookie's Bright Idea by sheltie reviews
Cookie has a great idea to get Ned and Moze together, will he succeed? One-shot
Ned's Declassified SSG - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,668 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/8/2010 - Ned B., Jennifer M./Moze - Complete
Jeopardy Friendly by SalamancaLaBlanca reviews
Emmett lost a bet and has to take a yoga class. What happens when instructor Isabella Swan is a little too jeopardy friendly? Rating for references to rape and suicide, innuendo, and violent situations.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,637 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Trials and Tribulations by Arabella Blue-Dusk reviews
fictions of goodness : rated T maybe M later. WARNING: maybe some strong language. If you want to know what's inside this fic, don't be lazy, JUST CLICK!
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 927 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/2/2010 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Skulduggery P.
Will Steel by Skullman fan reviews
The story of Will Steel. His fights, his life, and his relationships with others in the Australian Sanctuary. WARNING. MORTAL COIL SPOILERS.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,596 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/30/2010
Lost Along The Way by The Little Anonymous Author reviews
What if everyone thought they were in love with the right person, when it was actually the complete opposite? Would they be able to figure it out in time? Or will they be stuck in a world without true love forever? Zuko/Mai/Katara/Aang/Toph/Sokka/Suki
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,759 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/29/2010 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Hide My Face by The BlakRoz reviews
Adopted from Ashuri92! Bella Swan just wants to be normal. But when she's a famous singer, and her mom wants the celebrity rather than the daughter, she decides to move to live with Charlie in Forks. Full summary inside Rated T for language.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,129 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 34 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Bella, Edward
We Live in Awkward Times, My Friend by Rockstar with a Vendetta reviews
A series of awkward situations in which her friends discover Kel has been...intimate with someone. Being as nosy as they are, they then proceed to embarrass her on their quest to discover who has "conquered" the unconquerable lady knight.
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,323 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 8/26/2010 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Keladry
A Yamani Knight by Star Skater reviews
Kel gets kicked out. After a long struggle she makes it as a Yamani Knight, the most feared knights in the world. Everything is going great until Kel is betrothed to Roald. How long will Kel be able to keep her identity a secret?
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,929 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 10/27/2008 - Keladry, Roald
Carribean Sorceress by morbidlilangel reviews
When Edward left in New Moon he never learned the secret that Bella kept. Bella was born in the Seventeenth Century. Daughter of the Sea Goddess Calypso and Davey Jones. This is the story of what happens after he leaves. Bella is OOC
Crossover - Pirates of the Caribbean & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,340 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 344 - Updated: 8/20/2010 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Bella
Cliff by InLivingWeDie.InDyingWeLive reviews
Want happens when Will doesn't listen to Gilan. Halt and Crowley confused, Horace laughing his head off, and a ranting Gilan.
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 454 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Will, Gilan - Complete
Careful by SapphireOceans reviews
Song fic I have been planning for ages and have finally written! Song: Careful by Paramore. I do not own the song or Skulduggery Pleasant. Sadly. Please read and reveiw!
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,251 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Skulduggery P., Valkyrie C./Stephanie E.
Under A Starry Night Sky by Mimi Feye reviews
A tribute to Zutara Week 2010. At a reunion in Ba Sing Se 1 year after the finale, Zuko and Katara can't deny their feelings for one another and, of course, succumb to their passions.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,414 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Bad Medicine by KayEmm reviews
A dark, sexy time between Bella and Caius. Warnings inside.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,191 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 79 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Bella, Caius - Complete
The Fire Within Me by Lady Anon reviews
How Raoul reacts after the incident with the lord of Stone Mountain and hearing of Joren's death. How Kel reacts to his reacting. Oneshot.
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 869 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Raoul, Keladry
Trading Favours by OpenPandora reviews
Sookie takes a trip to Fangtasia where Pam decides to cure Sookie of a peculiar phobia she's developed about fangs. PamXSookie, lemon.
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,312 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Sookie S., Pam - Complete
To Seduce a Skeleton by NerdySkeleton reviews
Valkyrie Cain is no average Casanova, so she has to wonder what she can do to get the great Skulduggery Pleasant. Between her diary ramblings and battles between crazed spiritual fanatics, she wonders if she'll ever get the guy. Rated T for violence.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 80,339 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 7/4/2010 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Complete
Her Choice by Babe Ruthless reviews
If it was her choice, if she thought him worthy enough, then that would make loving her okay, wouldn't it? Valduggery!Read and Review
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,563 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Skulduggery P., Valkyrie C./Stephanie E. - Complete
A Marriage of Convenience by The-Other-Ghostwriter reviews
Alice finishes her business in China and returns home to find that her mother has arranged a marriage for her. In a moment of desperation, she tells her mother that she already has a fiance, and an Underland butterfly has to step in as in loco fiance.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,362 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 6/17/2010 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Alice K., Caterpillar/Absolem - Complete
Butterfly Kisses by The-Other-Ghostwriter reviews
Sequel to Butterfly, Fly Away. Alice is getting married, and she needs more support and guidence from Absolem-not only as an advisor, but as a father. Mostly Alice/Tarrant.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,576 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Alice K., Caterpillar/Absolem - Complete
Butterfly, Fly Away by The-Other-Ghostwriter reviews
Slighty AU; Instead of China after her confrontation with everyone, Alice is sent to an asylum. The only one there to help her keep her muchness is a little blue butterfly, who is the key back to her true home. Long oneshot. Hints of Alice/Tarrant.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,047 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 22 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Alice K., Caterpillar/Absolem - Complete
The King's Own Girl by Llama Lady Lily reviews
She was the King's Own Girl. And Nobody messed with the King's Own Girl. A series of short drabbles about the King's Own and their Girl.
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,542 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 6/5/2010 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Keladry, Raoul - Complete
With You I Belong by MsOctopusQueen reviews
Right after Hannah ran away from Mr. Porter, Clay was waiting for her outside feeling guilty. Will he manage to stop her from committing suicide? What happens next? Read and find out. Hannah's P.O.V. R&R
Thirteen Reasons Why - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,357 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 29 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Clay J., Hannah B. - Complete
Salvation by Heavan Hell Angel reviews
Summary: Godric goes to a club to be free of the nest for awhile. He feels like there is nothing worth living for anymore. But there he meets her, his salvation and in return he might just be able to be her salvation as well.
Crossover - Twilight & True Blood - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,235 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 146 - Published: 5/19/2010 - Bella, Godric - Complete
Valduggery goodness by Differentlydifferent reviews
This is my first story. Please review
Crossover - 07-Ghost & Robert Langdon series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 399 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/17/2010
What Does Eywa Say When She Stubs Her Toe? by PotassiumNickelIron reviews
Short, stupid thing I wrote for no reason. Enjoy.
Avatar - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 112 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Eywa - Complete
Commanders by Daughter of Nature reviews
A series of mostly unconnected Raoul/Kel drabbles written for SMACKDOWN on Goldenlake.
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 2,921 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 3/3/2010 - Raoul, Keladry
CrossCountry Kidnap by jjSpence reviews
Riley Summers get s job to kidnap Bree Hunter, who is the daughter of James Hunter CEO of Hunter Bank.As Riley and Bree drive across country to Riley's employer feelings develop. Rated M for Lemons and Language
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,917 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 33 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Riley, Bree - Complete
The Witching Hour by thenewkait reviews
The Cullen's have outgrown Forks. When they move across the country to New York,Renesmee starts her first year of school. There she is noticed by the most popular girls in school. But these girls aren't always what they seem.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,055 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/7/2010 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Alice
Skye Falling by TheWaiter reviews
She heard that Hannah Baker had killed herself two weeks before, and she wonders if she'll be next. She's falling; she knows it. The only question now: is there anyone left to catch her?
Thirteen Reasons Why - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,668 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/11/2010 - Clay J. - Complete
Rundown by Tuume reviews
Obey the Blacksuits. Avoid the Skulls. Fear the Warden. Do that, and you may live long enough to see your next birthday. Maybe.
Furnace series - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 230 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Complete
The Seductive Shadow: The Blood Moon by Moonlit NightWalker reviews
Azalea is a hybrid. Her mother Renesmee,fell in love with a werewolf.The product of their love is a beautiful vampire-werewolf. All of the Cullen's are in this plus Jacob and Seth. But, like her grandfather Edward she falls for a human. Wat will happen?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 801 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/26/2009 - Published: 11/19/2009 - Alice, Renesmee C./Nessie
Her Pain by No Illusions reviews
So, this is a found poem explanation inside that shows Hannah's state of mind during the party when she's hiding in the closet. Hope you like it--please review!
Thirteen Reasons Why - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 255 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Hannah B.
Valduggery, Ganith and unfortuantly Fletcher by kapilt96 reviews
Yes, it's the couples you love, except Fletcher is jealous and tries to break them up. contains romance, humor and Fletcher getting thumped. They are Blindly in love but still argue. Warning- Cheeky childish behaviour. But we still love it. please review.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,195 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/22/2009 - Published: 10/21/2009
Shhh! Don't Tell! by wickedlittleskittle reviews
what Happens when Alice and Renesmee have a Secret about a certain Date Nessie and Jake went on? find out! same couples!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,302 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/13/2009 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Alice - Complete
Better Than a Dream by Curaja reviews
Alphonse awakens to find himself in his true body. However, with this new body comes confusion about what is a dream and what is reality. Will Edward be able to help him through his struggles? Yaoi, Elricest, Lemon.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,910 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
Trying Times by Daughter of Nature reviews
A series of ficlets about Neal's time as Alanna's squire.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,337 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 4/14/2009 - Published: 8/12/2007 - Tortall
Renesmee gets popular by emmett's bride reviews
Lisa, the popular girl at forks, befriends remesmee and they go prom dress shopping. They end up with the same date...Who will win? find out!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,537 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Alice
A Headache Before Christmas by Freeheart reviews
Valkyrie and Skulduggery argue over which movie to watch. For some reason, Tanith and Bliss are there, and China makes a house call. Christmas fic, no pairings, rated for a bit of language.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 554 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Complete
Where? by flying flower fantasy reviews
What happens when Kel and Roald end up on earth, after a spell is accidentally changed? What will happen when the first place they land is in the middle of a high school and they still have their swords and page uniforms, knowing nothing of this world?
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 32,461 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 10/7/2008 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Keladry, Roald - Complete
Understanding by Confusedknight reviews
...A friend is someone who hears the song in your heart and sings it to you when your memory fails...A oneshot exploring the friendship between Neal and Kel.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,022 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Tortall - Complete
I'll Always Protect You by Uchiha-Yumeko reviews
Edward and Alphonse Elric have always been close, however Al desires a much deeper bond with his brother. In this oneshotlemon, Al strives to fulfill his promise to tell Ed of his love for him, as well as to become a stronger person.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,999 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/19/2007 - Alphonse E., Edward E. - Complete
The Meaning of Taste by Mon3lisa reviews
Edward and Alphonse teach each other the importance of being the taster and the tasted through very erotic ways.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,752 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/15/2007 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
Double Dare by Tuathail reviews
Kel is dared to make every squire fall in love with her, whilst she dares Neal to admit his 'undying love' to Alanna and Wyldon. That was before Joren got involved with a dare of his own...
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,171 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 2/18/2005 - Published: 9/11/2004 - Keladry, Joren
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Awkwardness Always Seems to Hang Around reviews
Fletcher is gay and is trying to get Skulduggery to go out with him, Dusk and Vaurien Scapegrace are in love, thing can't get any weirder... or can they? They do all this in an Awkward Silence
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 3,684 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/15/2012 - Published: 7/6/2010
My Emotion reviews
It just some thing i thought, nothing amazing, but please R&R! Oh and i'm gona put it under complete but if i think of another story like this one i'll put it here. Enjoy and thanks for reading!
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 736 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/9/2011 - Published: 12/13/2010 - China S.
Tears of Life reviews
How i think Valkyrie would feel if Skul died... not that he ever would. He's epicness would keep him alive.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 270 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/4/2011 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Complete
Awkward Silence reviews
They are just little things i thought up... They aren't very good, but i was bored, so here they are...
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 194 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 7/5/2010