Witte
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Joined 07-24-04, id: 638891
Salutations! This is Witte! Obviously. I have not posted any of my wicked-cool stories yet, but be patient, my pretties, they are coming. And when they do, ALL SHALL COWER BENEATH THE SHADOW OF MY AWESOMENESS!!!!! MWAHAHAHA (cough, cough, ack!) ...I jest, of course. Most likely, my first fic will be for LOTR, so be on the lookout, yo. Everyone seems to be posting their likes/dislikes, so I believe I shall make an endeavor also. Here goes... *clears throat*

LIKES: Me
DISLIKES: You

Just kidding! Here's the real thing:

LIKES: Movies, rain, coke (I mean the soda!!!), good fanfics, steak, Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter (but the movies not so much), etcetera, etcetera, etcetera...

DISLIKES: Stupid people, pompousness (is that a word?), writer's block, hypocrisy, hot weather, my in-laws, blahbeddy blahbeddy blah! Like you care ;)

My favorite author on this site is BRECK!!! YOU ROCK!!!

Anyway, that's about it for now. Hopefully you will see a fic of mine up soon. Peace out!

"If you can't annoy somebody, there's little point in writing" --Kingsley Amis

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A Tale of Mirkwood by Lizbit reviews
The epic tale of Legolas falling in love with a human. This story spans prior to the War of the Ring, and concludes at the sailing for Valinor. *NON-10TH-MEMBER*NON-SLASH*NON-AU*NON-GIRL-FALLS-INTO-ME*
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 46 - Words: 157,650 - Reviews: 889 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 1/3/2008 - Published: 8/23/2002 - Legolas, Thranduil - Complete
Things Fall Apart by Elf Eye reviews
Glorfindel and Erestor escort Elladan'n'Elrohir and Estel on a visit to Legolas (aka Anomen).
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 251,246 - Reviews: 586 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/5/2005 - Published: 4/21/2004 - Legolas, Elrohir
Go Not to the Elves for Counsel by Gaelfire reviews
Legolas is asked of his father to go to Elrond's meeting in Rivendell. He knows he'll see Arwen there, but doesn't expect her to fall in love again, especially to his own friend. Will Legolas survive and find new love? Can't do summaries..R&R please.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,999 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 12/11/2004 - Published: 6/20/2004 - Legolas
The Previously Untold Wanderings of Urwen Tanneth by Breck reviews
An account of Tanneth's previously forgotten role in the War of the Ring, and of her doomed love affair with a member of the Fellowship... (Want to see a 10th Walker story done right? Me too. Giving it my best shot...)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,087 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/13/2004 - Published: 7/5/2004
Tears of Yesterday by Kasmi Kassim reviews
After a tormented Lady Celebrian is found, the House of Elrond is shadowed in grief. With faithful Glorfindel and Erestor by their side, can the broken family survive the loss and find joy again? [Please Read Bio Page]
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,439 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/2/2004 - Published: 6/20/2004 - Elrond, Glorfindel, Erestor, Celebrian - Complete
Brothers by The Girl in the Red Jacket reviews
The Steward of Gondor soothes the fussy, new addition to his family and big brother comes to investigate. Fits in the Requiem universe or as a standalone.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,395 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/26/2004 - Faramir
LOTR Crew get schooled by Breck reviews
The guys from LOTR are at high school! A hideously overdone scenario, but making an admirable effort to be original. Full of drama and fun! BOROMIR CHAPTER IS UP! Hooray!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,308 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/24/2004 - Published: 5/25/2004