Waddles the Pig
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Joined 12-04-18, id: 11522113, Profile Updated: 07-19-19
Author has written 7 stories for Wings of Fire, Tui T. Sutherland.

I just want to write Alternate history from here in Australia, and hey I love breaking the fourth wall in my stories. Also shout out to Wrongful go read their story called Green Moon Eyes it is Amazing. ATTENTION I HAVE CREATED... AN OC. And they are called Whirlstar the rainwing... my dragon 'form'. I am not crazy for the previous statement. I also love SCP and its universe.

Please review everything Whirlstar isn't allowed to do.

THIS LIST IS MEANT FOR COMEDY THIS RULES ARE USUALLY NOT FOLLOWED!!

Everything that Whirlstar isn’t allowed to do in the WoF Universe:

1. Not allowed to be friends with any easily manipulated animus dragons

2. Allowed to use any word as a supplement to the word ‘Accident’ including ‘Miscalculation’, or ‘Oversight’

3. Allowed to be allowed with any dragonet under the age of 1, even for ‘a chance to educate them about what life is really like’

4. Use the excuse ‘I am here to right all wrongs’ as a reason to alter reality or history

5. The King or leader of anyone or anything

6. Be permitted onto Jade Mountain land

7. Be left alone with dangerous or difficult to look after scavengers alone

8. Challenge anyone to a dual and offer the Eye of Onyx or other, similar item as a prize, including the Lazulite Dragon

9. Use Rainwing venom while around any biological material

10. Mention most items outside of the Universe, including pop culture, SCP references are allowed but any personnel are forbidden

11. Ship any two characters or more that are impossible due to canon, seriously Glacier x Sunny, Jesus Christ man

12. Prank scavenger lovers by eating a scavenger and stating as ‘going to vomit it back up’, as Winter is still annoyed at the Ruin Incident

13. Usher the phrase ‘For my lord and leader Tzeentch’

14. ‘Punish’ dragons and scavengers for ‘not realizing who I am’

15. Wear any item that has power or ability to cause any alteration, we don’t care how fashionable your enchanted ruby is you shouldn’t be able to command scavengers

16. Say the sentence ‘more than a thousand babies’ in front of any political or high-ranking dragons

17. Draw any symbols on surfaces with a claw and then pouring any fluid into them including, lava, Rainwing venom, venom, poison, water, etc.

18. Change the appearance and tribe of himself or others in public, you know what never, never ever change anything

19. Play any game with the following individuals; Scarlet, Burn, Blister, Blaze, and any other villainous queens or dragons

20. Pretend to have any lead role in the past or future development in the Universe

21. Challenge any character for the throne, including; Rainwings/Nightwings, Sandwings, Icewings, Mudwings, Seawings, Skywings, Hivewings, Silkwings, or Leafwings.

22. While yes Whirlstar is counted as a god by being the avatar of the author however he does not possess the following; Animus powers, frost breath, flame breath, ‘enough power to rule the lands’, King/queen, a pet of ANY kind, knowledge of politics, and a scavenger den.

23. A moment of stunned silence means, ‘OH GOD, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!?’, not ‘please continue’

24. Permitted to eat meat in front of any Rainwings

25. Increase ANYTHING in size without permission from all queens of the land he is currently on

26. Lead a band of other dragons without inviting a queen ever

27. When a great evil arises, he cannot decide any dragon that is ‘young and full of attitude’ is destined to save the world

28. Mess with any defenses of a Kingdom, especially the Great Ice Cliff

29. Become an Assassin, we don’t need them no matter how many evils you bring up

30. Own pets, especially scavengers after the disappearance of some scavengers from sanctuary we can’t trust you

31. Feed anything with caffeine to Kinkajou

32. Be featured in any disturbing stories at all

33. Form a counter-organisation for the Talons of Peace

34. Create new words as a work around to hide the intention of a bad act

35. To create a giant mixing device to 'live up to his name', or hide Winter and bring him out during the season, again

36. Cut open any dragon cadaver to 'see how the [EXPLETIVE] work'

37. Tie any flying beast to an inanimate object to 'Recreate these flying [EXPLETIVE]s'

38. Swear

39. Make any name related puns, especially 'Look at the Sunny side of things' or 'Brace yourselves Winter is coming in', unless they are funny, at all

40. Drag any characters from any other story or picture in, we definitely don't need to have Toothless flying around trying to shoot at us

41. Edit anything on this list

42. Make his own version of a light-saber, it may be useful but we don't need you twirling it around, the risks are too high

43. Ask if he can do it, if he needs to ask... run or fly away as fast as you can

44. Eat anything whole and especially alive, even if it feels filling, NO, not even starving dragons that tower over the prey do that.

45. Request an animus to recreate useful ANY SCPs

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Green Moon Eyes by wrongful reviews
When Cedar, a young scavenger, has his village burned to the ground, he's the sole survivor, having fled to the rainforest. There, he meets the newly-hatched Moonwatcher, left by her mother alone in the frightening rainforest. Both are in need of a family, and both find comfort and solace in one another. Rated T for language.
Wings of Fire, Tui T. Sutherland - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 33,921 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 5/1 - Published: 3/2 - OC, Winter, Moon
Jadian Mountonian by Xtremesilly1563 reviews
I decided to revert to my old ways for this story. However, this will be with the mentality of actual comedy, not random funny like some of my older stuff. I've seen this archive take a depressing leap into cliches and sadness ever since Critics United came along, so I just thought I'd give you all this. Leave a review if you liked it if you want me to make a new chapter. :)
Wings of Fire, Tui T. Sutherland - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,111 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/5
Wings of Fire Shorts (Redone and Complete) by NovaSpritWolf reviews
Some little shorts that I made for my favorite pairs of dragons. :D (Redone and Complete)
Wings of Fire, Tui T. Sutherland - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,853 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/24/2018 - Published: 8/16/2017 - Complete
Scavengers by Imorphemi reviews
A few times when scavengers appear in Wings of Fire, from their PoV. Rose (Flower) and her friends try to steal from Queen Oasis and Rose ends up as Smolder's pet. Sunny finds Ivy (Holler) and Smoke (Fluffy). Coal (Bandit) living with Winter in the Jade Mountain Academy.
Wings of Fire, Tui T. Sutherland - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 13,526 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/8/2018 - Published: 8/10/2017 - Sunny, Peril, Winter, Moon
Wings of Knowledge: The Dragonet Prophecy by ImpossibleNightmare reviews
A mysterious force of dragons has successfully executed its mission. All the plot important characters have gathered to read the Wings of Fire series. Your typical reading-the-books fanfiction. I have not seen one with Wings of Fire, so I decided to write my own.
Wings of Fire, Tui T. Sutherland - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,178 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/31/2016 - Published: 12/11/2016
Spider-Gwen- Tall Story by a0040pc reviews
The breakout costumed heroine Spider-Gwen finds herself a towering giant after being exposed to a growing compound. Can the fifteen foot superheroine find a way to shrink to normal before her life is ruined?
Spider-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 32,638 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/4/2015 - Published: 2/27/2015 - Complete
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Wings of Fire The Dragon and The Boy
See what happens when a dragon meets a scavenger and they go separate ways after an incident. Contains writing which may cause distress or sadness for people.
Wings of Fire, Tui T. Sutherland - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,258 - Published: 8/3
Wings of Fire, Truth or Dare Clean reviews
The Jade Winglet and many others play Truth or Dare
Wings of Fire, Tui T. Sutherland - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,639 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/18 - Published: 12/29/2018
Wings of Fire Scavenger Story reviews
Look through the eyes of the Scavengers in Sanctuary.
Wings of Fire, Tui T. Sutherland - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,689 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7/10
Wings of Fire Whirlstar's Adventures reviews
So yeah... I add random 'clips' for comedy. and also the first few chapters will be short. And Brace Yourselves Waddles the Pig and Whirlstar are coming, and this site will be permanently affected by my weirdness. WARNING CHANGING OF FORMATS INCONSISTENTLY IN THIS STORY!
Wings of Fire, Tui T. Sutherland - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,248 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 6/21 - Published: 4/24
Wings of Fire Anti-Hero Adventures
I make Glory or Sunny battle for JUSTICE with 'controversial' means
Wings of Fire, Tui T. Sutherland - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,016 - Published: 4/5
Wings of Fire Alternate history
I ruin books and other stories by making them sad or annoying or straight up wrong. This is done through turning characters evil and not the other messed up. SO STOP THINKING IT!
Wings of Fire, Tui T. Sutherland - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 786 - Published: 3/20
Wings of Fire Sunny's revenge reviews
Sunny is annoyed after Winter insults her and she Steals Darkstalker's scroll from Moon before he is set free. Does she know the weight of this decision or will she fall taking others with her, (spoilers Holler, and Fluffy die, sorry)
Wings of Fire, Tui T. Sutherland - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,408 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/6/2018 - Published: 12/5/2018