![]() Author has written 9 stories for Harry Potter, and Simon vs. the Homo Sapiens Agenda. Hallosche! Anyone reading my profile will probably be able to tell that I haven't interacted on this site for a while (nor on AO3, for that matter). I've decided not to continue on fanfiction.com just because I wasn't feeling like it suited me anymore, but I'll always love seeing/reading fannish content! If you're here about a specific story, I'm sorry, but I won't be continuing it. If you'd like to continue it, PM me, but if I don't respond, feel free to go ahead (but please credit me, if possible!). If you're here about any of my forums, if you'd like to take the lead with one of them and get something to actually happen, PM me and if you seem like a reasonable person (real high standards here, Mo) I'll add you as as moderator! I think it'd be so much fun if somebody made something real out of this. If you're reading one of my fics and it's really bad, sorry! It's been a while and I hope I've improved! Sooooooo... yeah! I think that's it! If you've got anything to say to me, I'd be happy to chat, but beware I might not notice you've PM'd me! Sorry in advance! -Mo. I, Die Heiresses, do solemnly swear to review all the fics I read, regardless of the number of reviews, its age, or anything else. I have joined the review revolution. x I, Die Heiresses, have been sorting into Ravenclaw at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry (Challenges and Assignments)! x I'm on AO3 as WanderingWhistlingDuck, and I'll be posting any future longer fics there as well as here. Check me out! x Hi, I'm Die Heiresses (but you can call me Mo if you like). Below are, in no particular order, some (mostly) true things about me. I believe passionately in the Oxford comma. I like tea. A lot. I'm a Ravenpuff (or Huffleclaw. Does anyone actually say that?). I have a love/hate relationship with my cat, where I love her and she hates me.
I'm a bookworm. (duh.) I actually have a lot of nicknames in real life, but none of them are anything that I particularly like. You can call me Mo. I like Sibylle Baier, Molly and Nick Drake, Queen, the Beatles, the Talking Heads Nirvana, REM, Weird Al (I saw him live in concert!), the Indigo Girls, and lots more that I'm forgetting since I'm writing this all just lying there on my bed. The x's (and yes, that apostrophe is completely correct) are because mobile editing doesn't support those long lines, and will delete other things I add. Sorry. I dog-ear pages of books sometimes. Don't stop reading! I have an argument, if you'd like to hear it. I'm really into en dashes, em dashes, and hyphens. A note: you're probably using them wrong. Wow, that sounded rude. If it's any consolation, it doesn't really matter. I apologize too much. I'd love to chat with you about any and all of the above things. x I'm lonely (only a bit) but if you want to chat, I'd lurve to. We can do it over PM. (Please) x The Neverending Story/The Ultimate Crossover I've decided to try and start one of those copy-paste thingies people put in their profiles, so here goes: "Hello," said the girl. Add a sentence onto this and paste it into your profile to see how far it can go. x If you're here from KLCTC, you'll notice that I don't write Keeper fics. I do love reading them, though, so that's why I started it. I just don't think I know Keeper lore well enough to write fanfiction for it, although I may at some point anyway. Just don't expect it to be any good. x My stuff Simon is at Hogwarts. For real (maybe). Who'd have thought? Simon vs. the Homo Sapiens Agenda - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 520 - Published: Aug 23 - [Simon, Blue/Bram] Leah, Abby - Complete A oneshot, and my only (so far) piece for a fandom besides Harry Potter. Be warned: it kind of sucks. Anna Hilton doesn't believe in magic. Can Hermione convince her otherwise? Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,027 - Reviews: 1 - Published: Aug 5 - Hermione G., OC A one shot, rather experimental. I've gotten annoyed with it, but it's out there. Hermione is in over her head. With an unrequited crush on one of her best friends and drama going down with the awful Lavender Brown, she can't deal with much more. When she's assigned a partner from another house, will she benefit, or will this make things that much worse? Note: this isn't complete. It may show up as such, but this is still very much in progress. Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,983 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 23 - Updated: Aug 3 - Published: Jul 16 - Hermione G., Draco M., Fred W., Harry P. - Complete An ongoing thing that's mostly on hiatus. I liked it for a while, but then I fell out of love with its ships. I probably won't get around to this for a while. Pansy has a gig singing at a pub. Pansy has a school life. What will happen when these two worlds collide? Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 982 - Published: Jul 15 - Pansy P., Draco M. - Complete A slightly absurd oneshot that may or may not be any good. the Boy With a Pig's Tail reviews The Ministry of Magic presents a selection from On Medicine: My Career as a Doctor, by Julian S. Jacobs. This deals with an incident involving a young boy and a pig's tail, which may be of interest to the current reader. Published with permission of the Aurors. Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 819 - Reviews: 3 - Published: Jul 10 - Dudley D., OC - Complete A oneshot with a cool concept. I'm not sure if I quite pulled it off, so I may rewrite it later. On Love and Luna Lovegood reviews When Luna Lovegood finally gets married, Neville is forced to reckon with his unrequited feelings for her. Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 788 - Reviews: 2 - Published: Jul 1 - Neville L., Luna L., Hannah A. - Complete A oneshot thing. I'm not sure why I wrote this, but it's okay. Ginny Weasley knows that some people are out of the picture. So what made her ask out Hermione Granger? Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 536 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: Jun 30 - Ginny W., Hermione G., Neville L. - Complete Another oneshot, mostly stream of consciousness, but some dialogue. Draco Malfoy is madly in love, and he knows it. Is he a fool to accept his crush's invitation to meet in private, or will it lead to something like what Draco hopes? Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,782 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: Jun 30 - [Draco M., Harry P.] Fred W., George W. - Complete A oneshot. Pretty typical Drarry shenanigans. Daphne Greengrass Jr has been a Harry Potter fan for nearly her entire life, but she couldn't be less happy when she receives her Hogwarts letter because of the drama it reignites. Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,636 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: Jun 29 - Published: Jun 2 - Daphne G., Minerva M., Sybill T. My first fic. It's pretty awful, and it's on hiatus until I start feeling bad about it. x I just googled 'get to know you questions' and a site popped up. I'll answer the fifty questions below, if you want to know more about me. Actually, I'll answer them even if you don't want to know more about me. Also, feel free to copy these for your own profile of you don't find them totally boring.
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x Everything but the notes at the end and the bonus copied from AvisMe's profile. The 27 Commandments of Fanfiction 1. Thou shalt not post a fic until it has been checked for grammar and spelling errors. The fanfiction gods hath given you a spellchecker on the computer for good reason. Use it. 2. Thou shalt not post a chapter of less than 100 words, unless it is a drabble. This displeases the masses. 3. Thou shalt not put author's notes in the middle of the story. 4. Thou shalt NEVER use text-speak in a fic, unless the characters are actually texting. 5. Thou shalt keep to one tense, and only one, throughout the story. Do not switch randomly. 6. Apply the above number 5 to POVs as well. 7. Thou shalt not get offended when someone makes fun of the crack pairing featured in your fanfiction. It probably is rather hilarious. 8. Thou shalt not use :) , ;D , or :( in a fanfiction to show the emotion exhibited by a character. 9. Thou shalt try-eth to keep characters in character! 10. Thou shalt not treat every criticism as a flame. 11. The author's note is not a spot for your personal drama, and thou shalt not make it so. 12. Thou shalt not put any form of the phrase "first fic" in thy summary. 13. Thy created characters must not have names that exceed five syllables in length. Nor shall thy name have more than five words in length. 14. Thou shalt not insert thyself into the story line as thyself or as a character- yes we know that you are in love with yourself and are very narcissistic, we just don’t want to read about how you end up with the main character. 15. If thou art writing a story that does not follow the original story line, point it out in the beginning. 16. Thou shall not make a person randomly smart or powerful unless stating a reason for the change (a good reason). 17. Thou shalt show and not tell. 18. Thou shalt not EVER use the phrase "I suck at summaries" in-est thine summary. This annoys thine readers. 19. Thou shalt not write the same way thou speak-est - writing is an art. 20. Thou shalt ALWAYS spell the word "okay" correctly. Using the letter "K" is an unacceptable compromise. 21. Thou shalt only use clichés when thou a) art writing a parody or b) find a new and interesting twist to make such clichés bearable to thine reader. 22. Thou shalt always separate dialogue from two separate speakers in two separate paragraphs. Otherwise thine readers shalt be confuse-ed. 23. Thou shalt not EVER make a chapter all one paragraph. THIS INFURIATES BOTH THINE READER AND THE FANFICTION GODS. They have given thee an ENTER key with good reason. 24. Thou shalt not write with thy caps lock on, it displeases the masses and causes thy readers to lose their vision and make angels weep. 25. Thou shalt know how to spell the character's names correctly before you writeth the fic. Misspelling the name of the main characters makes readers angry and distracts from the story. 26. Thou shalt not say in thine summary "summary inside". This shows lack of creativeness and infuriates the masses. The only exception is when a summary is cut short and a continuation of it lies inside. 27. Thou shall use paragraphs and space the story so it is not terrifyingly daunting to thine readers. Plus: Super special extra bonus awesome commandment by Mo: Thou shalt not use lines from thine fic as thy summary. Especially not just the first ones. This, too, shows lack of creativity, and also gives absolutely no insight into the story. Seriously, guys. I know you don't mean to, but why? Okay, I know this is super annoying of me, but I'm going to elaborate on some of these. Sorry, not sorry. Feel free to ignore. #5: I'm really not sure why you do this to me. It doesn't make any sense, and I understand plenty of us are amateurs (gosh, now I sound like a snob) but this is some very basic stuff. And, to be fair, maybe you really honestly don't get it. But there are plenty of beta readers (including myself, actually) who are happy to help you fix errors like this. We're there for a reason. #10: There are flames, and then there are people who honestly disliked your fic for some reason. Or maybe they just had a few issues with it, and liked it on the whole. In any case, the best thing to do for reviews that you think are flames (regardless of if they are or not) is to ignore them. Other readers will recognize a flame, and ignore it. If they don't, then maybe you should consider re-reading your fic, and seeing if it needs a rehaul. I've seen people leave their own reviews about the so-called flames, and honestly? That makes you look immature, even if you're not. #18: It annoys us, and also shows that hey! you didn't care enough to even try and write something halfway decent. Most of us suck at it, too, but we've accepted it and moved on. #25: Really. This makes the reader doubt your commitment to the fandom (no matter how committed you actually are). And, when in doubt, google it. |
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