Kaeme
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Joined 07-26-04, id: 640376
Author has written 2 stories for Naruto.

OMFG SHE HAS QUOTES=O:
"Overuse of x's is an eccentric fangirl's job."
"If you expect to survive, never, EVER, under ANY circumstances, badmouth a fangirl's idolized character. It means, usually quite literally, SUDDEN DEATH!"

I really don't have much to put here...

I prefer to write in a "different" unique writing style, in the sense that I want to create stories that have wildly different plots than those of the stories I have read.

Secondly, there shall be shameless self-advertising for my stories. xD

Currently written:

Estranged - When Sakura snaps and her Inner Self binds with her Outer Self, creating a darker Sakura. A SPOILER FOR BIO-READERS! I intend to make her "evil" as well... ;-)

Shotacon! - PURE UNADULTERATED FANSERVICE!! YAOI! YURI! TONS OF CITRUS! And..who could ever forget? HOT, SMEXY "I'd-totally-do-you-if-you-were-real" ANIME GUYS=D For the Fangirl/Otaku in all of us!!! FIND IN THIS FIC: BLEACH; NARUTO; FRUITS BASKET; OURAN HIGH SCHOOL HOST CLUB. CUE THE FLAMES OF MOE!!!

Sake no no - Whatever happens when Matsumoto is out...drinking with her (all-male) friends? ;D Only fate will tell... heheheh.. And other random goings-on when people are stoned, high, on sugar highs, and drunk. Don't you just love drugs? Well...in the anime world, of course. [on hold whilst i nag myself to quite procrastinating on my other pieces. -sigh- it's the "DO NOT UPDATE UNTIL YOU'VE UPDATED YOUR OTHER STORIES" rule for me... T_T'

I write for those eccentric fans. ;D

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Four or Five by Link and Luigi reviews
Everyone undergoes outrageous tests to prove they're worthy of attending a very prestigeous tennis camp.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 57 - Words: 108,644 - Reviews: 881 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 12/12/2009 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Complete
The Dating Game by Tsukiaa reviews
The captains are out to bet on people's love lives. Money is on the line, and they'll do just about anything to win. [COMPLETE]
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 38,482 - Reviews: 1197 - Favs: 699 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 12/21/2006 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Shukaku Love by paws-bells reviews
GaaSaku She should never have extended her help to him. It was supposed to be a simple healing but it was anything but. Now he was chasing her around the countryside in his bestial form and she still had no idea what she had done to merit his attention.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,148 - Reviews: 1630 - Favs: 2,147 - Follows: 1,921 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 2/7/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H.
Midnight Tears by Kodukadvakch reviews
“You can only hate someone whom you have the capacity to love, because if you are really indifferent, you cannot even get up enough energy to hate him.” Hate and love. Where is the line between the two? GaaraxSakura. Quote by Sri Chinmoy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 116,863 - Reviews: 1108 - Favs: 577 - Follows: 500 - Updated: 1/14/2009 - Published: 1/16/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H.
Your Mom by Determined reviews
Sasuke learns a new diss on TV, and decides to test it on everyone he knows! NO. ONE. IS. SAFE! Please read and review! Being revised
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 28,430 - Reviews: 522 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 12/19/2008 - Published: 6/4/2006 - Sasuke U.
Two Tails by Youkai-of-anime reviews
While out training on one of her only days off, Sakura is struck with a strange arrow to her heart. Strange things start to happen but not only to her. May be descriptive in some chapters. Takes place some time after chap.315 in the manga and whatever ep.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 49 - Words: 176,836 - Reviews: 721 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 7/12/2008 - Published: 5/29/2006 - Gaara, Sakura H.
Baby Kakashi! by saki-kun reviews
Oh no! Kakashi sensei has turned into a baby! What will happen to Team 7 when they struggle to take care of Kakashi? Will he ever turn back to normal! Please RR! NaruXSakuXSasu Chapter 32 is up!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 77,760 - Reviews: 998 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 4/20/2008 - Published: 6/27/2004
The First Time You Talked To Me by Sanguine Dreams reviews
Love, like a river, will cut a new path whenever it meets an obstacle. Love, like a flower, will bloom even in the most unlikely places. [Sakuracentric]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,241 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 3/9/2008 - Published: 2/20/2006 - Sakura H.
The Uzumaki Chronicles by Moonraker One reviews
These dusty, slightly torn pages hold within them various tales about the Uzumaki, the most fearsome bloodline on Earth or in Hell. Take this off the shelf and read it, if you dare.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 24 - Words: 61,806 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 3/3/2008 - Published: 11/29/2005 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Shikamaru Plus Glasses Equals by therealesther reviews
Shikamaru could never have imagined the consequences of such an image change...dedicated to phishychan EPILOGUE NOW UP! THANK U AND GOODNIGHT!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,068 - Reviews: 500 - Favs: 837 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 2/15/2005 - Shikamaru N., Sakura H. - Complete
Heart of a Shinobi by Nian7 reviews
In a world where only males and woman of noble birth may become ninja's, peasent Haruno Sakura defies everything. Sakura centric
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,545 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 12/23/2007 - Published: 4/22/2006 - Sakura H.
Observations by 20 Thousand Leagues reviews
Hyorinmaru makes observations. Hitsugaya suffers, but gains a whole new prospective on the Gotei 13. As advised by my reviewers, a warning: Do not read while consuming beverages. Especially ones that will make your keyboard sticky.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,721 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 12/2/2007 - Published: 3/26/2007 - T. Hitsugaya
I Dare You by BLunatic reviews
Sakura, first dare is to steal Sasuke’s underwear. Second, is to steal Neji’s headband. Third, is to kiss Gaara. Fourth, is to steal Naruto’s ramen. Fifth, is to ask Sai to draw you. Get the point? /SasuSaku/Sakuracentric/TenLee/KibaHinaShino/TemShikaIno
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,720 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 11/3/2007 - Published: 11/4/2006 - Sakura H.
This wasn't in my contract! by Ebil Chameleon reviews
[COMPLETE!]Sakura is sent to Suna by Tsunade for a special mission to help make peace between the two village's. She is shocked to see that Gaara is the new Kazekage. And who said anything about an arranged marrige?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 56,882 - Reviews: 1125 - Favs: 827 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 8/14/2007 - Published: 10/7/2006 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
The Shinigamis and the Hosts by GL51 reviews
What happens when Hitsugaya and Matsumoto get sent to a school that includes hosts, cakes, and evil twins? Find out as Hitsugaya and Matsumoto venture to Ouran High School! Pairings such as Haruhi Hitsugaya for drama and much, muchn and much humor! Enjoy!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,848 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/13/2007 - Published: 7/8/2007 - T. Hitsugaya, R. Matsumoto
Where I Belong by Gabbeh reviews
[SasuSaku] She was a talented kuniochi, sent by Sound to spy on the Uchiha Kingdom to pay her family’s debt. Then, she saw the prince…why does he look so familiar? Little did she know, this meeting could change her life…forever. [being rewritten]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,741 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 5/22/2007 - Published: 12/14/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Stepping To The Rhythm by KuroCake reviews
Four boys and a girl, in a band. Each of them trying to win her heart.But rule said that only one of them will be the onscreen boyfriend. But how about the offscreen? Sakuracentric,pairings inside!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,623 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 5/1/2007 - Published: 6/25/2005 - Sakura H.
A Marriage of Convenience by archchic reviews
Will two strong and individual spirits be able to give up their private lives and future dreams for the sake of their homelands? Will they be able to make a marriage work or prevent war from engulfing both their lands? [Gaara x Sakura, Alternate Reality]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,392 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 4/16/2007 - Published: 2/25/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H.
Teacher Knows Best II by DesertRoseTemari reviews
-ON HIATUS.- Shikamaru's grammar teacher is evil, so why is he dating her again? Continuation to Teacher Knows Best. Shikamaru x Temari. Short chapter stories, randomized timeline. AU.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,252 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/1/2007 - Published: 12/23/2006 - Shikamaru N., Temari
This Is Not My First Time by Tsukiko no Yuki reviews
[COMPLETE][SasuSaku][AU] Meet Haruno Sakura, exchange student from Tokyo in Paris, the foreversmiling girl, and Uchiha Sasuke, popular icecube guy. Will the two opposites be able to become friends or more?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 122,845 - Reviews: 1019 - Favs: 549 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 3/20/2007 - Published: 7/11/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Shut Up Minor Boy! by FlamedraSeer7213 reviews
Isn't it kind of funny how Sakura's technically older than Sasuke? Well, Sakura takes that to the extreme and taunts poor Sasuke until he snaps. Involves Sasuke getting cut off, Youthfulness, MinorBoy, and many insults with Sakura and Sasuke. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 37,944 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 3/13/2007 - Published: 10/12/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
What's Highschool? by JoyfulAsian reviews
The ninjas are sent to a highschool in an 'outside world' that no one knows about. Once they step out into the unknown world, they face many troubles and possibly even romance. But can they survive in this world without even knowing what a CAR is? read!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,573 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/12/2007 - Published: 1/28/2007
Bringing Back The Clan by Aiko Kohanako reviews
The story starts close to the time when Orochimaru is able to take Sasuke's body. It follows an OC, but deeply calls on the characters already established. Warnings: Yaoi, lemon.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 17 - Words: 12,623 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/28/2007 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Sasuke U., Gaara
Welcome to ask Kakashisensei! by Fanfiction-no-jutsu reviews
Welcome to ask Kakashi Sensei, Please send your questions in the review!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,079 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/27/2007 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Kakashi H.
Cleared by Andrometamorphose reviews
What happens when Itachi gets amnesia and is brought to Konoha? Apparently, some rabid squirrels, halfbaked plans, and the most twisted matchmaking skills ever. sasusaku. COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 39,402 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/2/2007 - Published: 8/12/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Desert Rose by Little Falcon reviews
A prophecy has been given and it includes the two person that were most unlikely to come together. Something is stirring and it was beyond their control. GaaSaku. The longest GXS fanfic... dare to read.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 98,380 - Reviews: 558 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 12/29/2006 - Published: 1/18/2006 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
Oh no not you by NimeReak reviews
Everyone wants what they cant have right? Well the same applies for a popular boy who can get anyone, and the one girl who doesnt want him. SasuXSaku and lotsa others AU and slightly OOC, but it's AU so whatcha gonna do?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,452 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 12/29/2006 - Published: 4/4/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
The Desert Sand by Starseer reviews
I use my magical powers to command you to click the pretty blue letters saying the desert sand! ZAP! mwahahaha now you don't have a choice!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,122 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 12/27/2006 - Published: 7/26/2006 - Gaara, Sakura H.
Attack of the Inners by Andrometamorphose reviews
When Jiraiya needs inspiration for Icha Icha Paradise and Tsunade agrees to help, they cook up a plan that has lasting effects, and none of them 'healthy'...sasusaku nejiten naruhina shikaino.. COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,602 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/26/2006 - Published: 8/20/2006 - Complete
Blue Moon by Empatheia reviews
[Hitsugaya x Yachiru] When the world is drenched in blue, he can be forgiven for seeking refuge in other colours.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,720 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 21 - Published: 9/30/2006 - T. Hitsugaya, Yachiru K. - Complete
When You Break A TV: Night 2 by Ogreatrandom reviews
As punnishment for breaking her TV Maggie is forced to spend seven nights stuck in her favorite movies. This is her second night. Now complete!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 19,596 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/13/2006 - Published: 9/15/2005 - Complete
Pirates of the Caribbean: Beth and Meg Style by Captn-Shamrock reviews
This is a parody created by Megan and Elizabeth. It is filled with pants, inside jokes and drunkeness! Have fun, enjoy and...TALLY HO!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,361 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/27/2005 - Published: 6/10/2005 - Complete
Alanna by Mairii reviews
Complete: After being exiled, Alanna returns years later to show her worth to a king that banished her. However, what starts of as revenge draws her into a web of adventure...
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 36,772 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/20/2004 - Published: 2/28/2004 - Complete
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Estranged reviews
Sakura snaps! Inner & Outer merge... what's going on! Dedicated to fans who wanted Sakura to stop being so annoyingly optimistic and pitifully weak. [OOC][Sakura x ? perhaps Sakuracentric... you decide!]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,470 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 11/24/2007 - Published: 6/10/2007 - Sakura H. - Complete
Shotacon! reviews
Bleach meets Naruto meets Fruits Basket meets Ouran. For all you Anime Fangirls out there! Imagine all those smexy Anime guys as HOSTS! Fangirls? Of course. Major Crack? Definitely. Romance? How could I NOT! Beware! OCxCharacter & YaoiYuri.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,614 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/11/2007