Eadlin09
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Joined 07-19-04, id: 635486

Name:Eadlin

Muse:Orchid, a bossy little purple neko with an additude. May be plotting with best friend's muse to take over the world. Friend's muse is a chibi goddess of Death/Destruction, after all. Has to keep herself amused somehow. Muse pokes her. "And I'd get away with it too. You know why? Because I'm cute!" Beams. "Now, work you!"

Quotes

"Temporal Paradoxes give me a headache."

"I always thought my nemesis would be taller. And buffer. And well, not a dork."

"A ninja must always be prepared for battle. Or to give directions."

"Hello son."

"Hello Dad. How are you?"

"You mean other than being dead?"

"No, that was what I was refering to."

"Well, never be afraid to ask a stupid question. I taught you that didn't I?"

"No."

"Well, no time like the present. So tell me about the case."

"Well the wheelman-that's the driver in Chicago parlance-double-crossed his partners, now what we can't seem to figure out-is there any history of insanity in our family?"

"No. Well, there was your Uncle Tiberius who died wrapped in cabbage leaves, but we assumed that was a freak accident."

"He's gloating about how he had me killed! Shoot him son. Shoot him between his ratlike little eyes."

"I'm not going to shoot him."

"If you really loved me you'd shoot him. Here, use my gun. They won't be able to trace it."

"We've been over this before. This is not a real gun." takes gun and fires several times at a lamp. nothing happens. "Happy now?"

"Hit him over the head with a lamp. It'll look like a freak lighting accident."

"A freak lighting accident?"

"Stop stealing the blanket. You're an Arctic Wolf for God's sake."