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![]() Author has written 2 stories for Maximum Ride, and Percy Jackson and the Olympians. WTF! Welcome To Fanfiction. (totally came up with that myself) Hey! It's MelRose520 here! I finally figured out how to put this up on here! Yeah, I'm slow. Whatever. This is just some random stuff that I saw on some other profiles that I pasted on here. But if they're are any like question things you might see below, I put my real answers on there. Now before we get to that stuff. I'm going to tell you guys a little bit about me: Age: 16 Lives: New York Favorite color: Pink Gender: Incase you haven't figure it out by now, I'm female. *gasp!* I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes. What are you listening to right now? I'm listening to A Little Less 16 Candles, A Little More "Touch Me" by Fall Out Boy. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ew6x6sHiFaw&ob=av3n I believe that imagination is stronger than knowledge -Robert Fulghum Lady Gaga taught me its ok to be different. Ke$ha taught me to be myself and not care what anyone else thinks. Bruno Mars taught me to do anything for that one person I love. Eminem taught me that life is hard but you can make it through. Taylor Swift taught me not every guy is going to treat me right. Michael Jackson taught me to always love the people around me. Music taught me how to live. BUT: Most importantly, Rebecca Black taught me the days of the week. IMPORTANT THINGS MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME! 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. 7. My mother taught me IRONY. 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. 10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. 11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. 12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. 13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. 14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. 15. My mother taught me about ENVY. 16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. 17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. 18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. 19. My mother taught me ESP. 20. My mother taught me HUMOR. 21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. 22. My mother taught me GENETICS. 23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. 24. My mother taught me WISDOM. 25. And my favourite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "You know you lived in 2010 when... A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost. PLEASE READ. I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll." Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. "It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her." I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her afterall, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there." His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.'' My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall." Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister." Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly. I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?'' "OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!" Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!'' "I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.'' "My mommy loves white roses." A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him. Now you have 2 choices: 1) Repost this message. 2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart Try Not To Cry Mommy... Johnny brought a gun to school, He told his friends that it was cool, And when he pulled the trigger back, It shot with a great, huge crack. Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told, I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold! When I went to school that day, I never said good-bye. I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry. When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another, And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother. Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much, And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush. And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class, And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though, deserves this. But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss. I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry. Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest, But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could Please listen to me if you would, I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid, I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live. But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late, Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I had to cancel the date. I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you" In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Please if you would, If you pass this on, Maybe people will cry, Just keep this in your heart, For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye". If you believe that Kristen Stewart and Robert Patterson would make a terrible Max & Fang, copy and paste this on your profile. If you like to read fanfiction more than you like to read books, copy and paste this on your profile. If your addicted to your ipod, copy and paste this on your profile. If your parents loves to embaress you, copy and paste this on your profile. If your profile is waaaaaaayyyy too long, but you keep making it longer, copy this and put it on your profile. If you have ever spent too much money at Barnes and Noble, copy and paste this into your profile. If you don't do drugs and never will, copy and paste this into your profile. If you get too excited for books, movies, etc. to come out, copy and paste this in your profile. If you feel the need to read through someone's profile even when you don't know them, copy and paste this into your profile 30 percent of kids go to college. The other 70 either drop-out or don't have the proper skills to. If you are in the 30 percent that you know you're going to go to college, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever seen a movie or read a book so many times that you can quote it word for word, and do so at random moments, copy and past this to your profile. If you believe some teachers are seriously prejudiced, copy and paste this in your profile. If you have ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever invented your own "copy and paste" thingy, copy and paste this into your profile. (Look at the first 6 ones) If keyboards hate you, copy and paste this. If you have ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this into your profile. Cats, dogs and goldfish count. If you ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this on your profile! If you have ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. (The day can't be complete without me talking to myself... yeah, I'm weird) If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile. If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. If you like chocolate, copy and paste this into your profile. If you support werewolf rights, copy & paste this into your profile. I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If 2 gooses are geese, then why aren't moose meese, or when 2 foots are feet, why aren't 2 footballs feetballs? Milk tastes funny if you leave it out for too long. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If your random and proud of it, put this on your profile! If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say right before you were going to say it, put this on your profile. (I hate that when it happens!) If you have ever zoned out for five consecutive minutes or more, place this on your profile. If you have ever tried to lick your elbow even though you knew it was physically impossible, paste this on your profile. If you and/or your best friend are insane, put this on your profile. 92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off. If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile. If you could easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile. If you have ever eaten something none of your friends would try, copy/paste this in your profile. If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile. If you have ever insulted someone so stupid that they didn't get the insult, copy this into your profile. If you have ever ran into a door, copy this into your profile If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile. If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile. If you have ever walked into a wall before copy this. (who hasn't?) If you think that life without computers is useless, copy this to your profile. If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever spent too much time of the computer, copy and paste this to your profile. If your profile is longer than the chapters of most of your stories copy and paste this to your profile. (Oh, yes.) If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. (Sometimes a whole day. That's why I read several grades higher than usual.) If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. (I will soon if I keep stopping to look at something in the middle of the street!) If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile! If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or visa versa, copy this onto your profile. If you would kill to have wings, post this in your profile. If you have laughed so hard that you couldn't breath and ended up laughing silently while half crying due to lack of air, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever burst out laughing while reading a book and people look at you funny, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think TV Golf is the most boring thing on TV...Copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile. 1F Y0U C4N UND3R574ND 7H15 M355463 C0PY 17 4ND P4573 17 1N70 Y0UR PR0F1L3. If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile. If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile. If you want to see Maximum Ride (the movie) on the first day it comes out, copy and paste this onto your profile. (Is it EVER going to come out? I heard that they don't even have the cast yet!) If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile. If you run into inanimate objects...and then blame them for it copy and paste this in your profile. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile. (That so is impossible. I read like 20 in one month alone... I'm not bragging or anything. ;)) If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile. If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever thought about something while you were talking about something else, copy and paste this into your profile. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are totally confused right now copy this onto your profile. 98 percent of teenagers do drugs and alchohol. If you like bagels, copy this into your profile. Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this and put it in your profile. If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile. If FanFiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. (duh...) If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this onto your profile. (who hasn't?) The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... If you ever been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly (about 24 hours now not counting the few hours of sleep), Alleyanna Cullen,hugz.4.all.the.emo.boyz, WritingRocks6 (hoo yeah), GlindaFied26, XxXpurplelilyxXx Bookluvrxoxo, Daydreamer897, The Friendly Chupacabra, Shorty and KG Inc.(:D), Ice wolf13, AlyxtheDarkWanderer, BellaSwan321, Bookworm614, MelRose520 I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who would rather someone ask them to marry them by taking out a Green Lantern Ring and saying, "I chose you, Pikachu", who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, XXForrestStarXX, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocke, Silent_Broken_Heart, St. Fang of Boredom, flyaway111, MyNameIsCAL, SareRide9, MelRose520 (most of it sounds like me, except for the 'Marry me, Pikachu' and people calling me a freak or weird behind my back. I mean, I don't think they do that... lets just hope not.) 93 percent of teenagers would have an emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you are part of the 7 percent that would say "What was your first clue?", copy this onto your profile then add your name to the list:Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A, Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A.,Evil Genus of the C.O.C.A., Invador Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, BellaBookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, Spottedlilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.for.all.the.emo.boyz, I'll have some stupid Cliche, rainxface, maximumride24,FangsGirl24601, A Silenced Angel, UNDERLANDERfromtheOVERLAND, sunshine2006578, SareRide9, XXForrestStarXX, MelRose520 I believe in Jesus Christ the Lord as my savior and redeemer, and could not live without him in my life. If you do too, and aren't afraid to admit it, copy and paste this into your profile, and add your name to the list. Kakashis-First-Kiss, jedigal125, iloveJacobandJasper, Vampirewithasecret, Lacey-The-Invisible-Ninja, James018, AdorableElephant, MelRose520 To every girl out there who thinks they're not pretty (I was one of them): I'm not going to spew some crap about inner beauty, becuz, even though it's true, we all know that it's not what 99.9 of today's teenage girl population wants to hear. I can guarantee that everyone has someone who thinks they're beautiful, and everyone has someone out there for them. I know it's the truth. I mean, there are like, nine billion people on Earth. There's always someone out there! Sometimes it comes out of nowhere, and sometimes it was there all along. Everyone has something about them that would make someone like them, I assure you. And, hey, you don't have to believe me! But, let me tell you, life's a whole lot brighter when you do. Copy and Paste this onto your profile if you agree. If you're a Demigod copy this into your profile and sign yourname Clarissa Jackson Shorty/Kris KG/Lizzy Wisegirl101/Lindsay WiseOne27 SeaweedBrain013/Sebz CloudyAlore/Faye XxxBeLLxXxGiRlxxX76/Bells xXthe shadow huntressxX annapercy1 Hula The New Ace of Spies 7Cerberus7 Storyteller-221/Kali Lennor AthenaPersephone14 Laserfire JBaddict1234 SeaweedGirl1 HotChocolate in Summer/ImNotCrazyImMe WiseGirl100210 MelRose520 (Put this on your page if u like music) Put this in your profile AND FINALLY... if you actually took the time to read all these, copy and paste this into your profile! People are like slinkies; basically useless, but ever so amusing to watch fall down the stairs. If you can't convince them, confuse them. An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you. What happens if you get scared half to death... twice? Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics. The dinosaurs extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide. I run with scissors, it makes me feel dangerous. I had amnesia once--or twice. You know what? I don't really even remember. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film. They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people. Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over. Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is my ceiling? When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the frisbee getting bigger?" Then I get hit in the face. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps. If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales? If you don't like my driving then stay off the sidewalk! Don’t mess with me. I've got a stick. If two wrongs don't make a right, try three. When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. I smile because I have no idea what's going on! One day, your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions. One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject. Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that. Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried slamming a revolving door... Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up. Of course I'm out of my mind! It's dark and scary in there! I'm not afraid of death! What's it going to do? Kill me? Real girls aren't perfect, perfect girls aren't real. You want a perfect girl? Go buy a Barbie Having the love of your life say "We can still be friends" is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it. (That would be so gross...) When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch them! I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned. I used up all my sick days...so I called in dead. Stressed is Desserts backwards :) When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back! Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most. You're laughing now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then? I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. There's a light at the end of every tunnel...lets just hope it's not a train. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again? I am in shape...round is a shape. I don't swim in your toilet, so don't pee in my pool. You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, and I laugh even harder. Boys are like trees – they take fifty years to grow up. Flying is not inherently dangerous- crashing is. Forecast for tonight: darkness. Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall through a sewer hole and die. Love your enemies. It gets them really confused. If aliens are looking for intelligent life, why the heck are you scared?! I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse. Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drank my water! Life isn't about the number of breaths we take, but the moments that take our breath away. Like choking. Questions to Ponder... Why can pizza get to your house faster then an ambulance? Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone might actually clean them? Where's the good in goodbye? Why are they called apartments when they all stick together? If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal? Am I the only one who finds it scary that doctors call what they do "practice"? Why is abbreviation such a long word? If you try to fail and succeed, which have you done? When the guy first discovered milk...what do you think he was doing? Stupid Lables: On Sears hairdryer: On a bag of Fritos: On a bar of Dial soap: On some Swann frozen dinners: On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: On packaging for a Rowenta iron: On Boot's Children's cough medicine: On Nytol sleep aid: On a Korean kitchen knife: On a string of Christmas lights: On a food processor: On Sainsbury's peanuts: On an American Airlines packet of nuts: On a Swedish chainsaw: On a child's Superman costume: I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty If you could read that put it on your profile! :) IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE? So, here's how it works: 1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc) Opening Credits: Crazier by Taylor Swift from Hannah Montanna: The Movie (It's not that bad of a song to start with.) Waking Up: Greatest Time of Year by Aly & AJ (I guess that's ok.) First Day At School: Teenage Dream by Katy Perry (It wouldn't be my first choice...) Falling In Love: According to You by Orianthi (Well that sucks.) Fight Song: Let's Get Crazy by Hannah Montanna (I guess I'm not a fighter.) Breaking Up: Magic by B.o.B feat. Rivers Cuomo (Wait, what?) Prom night: Don't Forget by Demi Lovato (That's a little sad, isn't it?) Life: Nothin' On You by B.o.B feat. Bruno Mars (Ew, I'm not a lezbian. Not like I have anything against them, I'm just not a lezbian.) Mental Breakdown: Rude Boy by Rihanna (That doesn't exactly fit.) Driving: Dynamite by Taio Cruz (It's a party song, but whatever. It could be a driving party!) Flashback: I Like It by Enrique Iglesias feat. Pitbull (That's kind of gross for a girl.) Getting back together: Big Girls Don't Cry by Fergie (Romance is just not my thing, is it?) Wedding: Baby by Justin Bieber feat. Ludacris (Might as well start getting the divorce papers ready.) Birth of Child: City of Love by Isabella from Phineas and Ferb (Well that was specific. Not.) Final Battle: Tik Tok by Ke$ha (Awesome!) Funeral Song: Sweet Dreams by Beyonce (Huh... The title fits.) Final Credits: Watcha Say by Jason Derulo (Once again, romance is just not my thing!) I know I just did something like this, but I love these ipod shuffle question things! They're so fun! 1. Put your iTunes on shuffle. IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY" YOU SAY? WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY? WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL? HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY? WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE? WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO? WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU? WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN? WHAT IS 22? WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND? WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE? WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY? WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP? WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE? WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU? WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING? WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL? WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST? WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET? WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS? WHAT'S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN? HOW WILL YOU DIE? WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU REGRET? WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH? WHAT MAKES YOU CRY? WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED? WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST? DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU? IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE? WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW? WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS? YOUR GIRL SIDE: You wear lip gloss/chap stick - I have to wear chapstick, if I didn't, my lips would be very bad. And I were lip gloss sometimes. You love to shop – NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You wear eyeliner- No. Unless I'm dressing up. You wear the color pink- IT'S MY FAVORITE COLOR!!!!! Go to your mom for advice- No. You consider cheerleading a sport.- Yes. You hate wearing the color black- No. I'm wearing it right now. You like getting manicures and/or pedicures - Yes, I do. You like wearing jewelry - I do sometimes. 37 Secrets About Yourself. 1) Have you ever been asked out? 2) Where did you get your default picture? 3) What's your middle name? 4) Your current relationship status? 5) Does your crush like you back? 6) What is your current mood? 7) What color of underwear are you wearing? 8) What color shirt are you wearing? 9) Missing something? 10) If you could go back in time and change something, what would you change? 11) If you must be an animal for one day, what would you be? 12) Ever had a near death experience? 13) Something you do a lot? 14) The song stuck in your head? 15) Who did you copy and paste this from? 16) Name someone with the same birthday as YOU? 17) When was the last time you cried? Christmas Eve (that was a bad Christmas...) 18) Have you ever sung in front of a large audience? 19) If you could have one super power what would it be? 20) What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex? 21) What do you usually order from Starbucks? 22) What's your biggest secret? 23) Favorite color? 24) Do you still watch kiddie shows? Spongebob isn't a kiddie show!!! Just a lot of little kids watch it... 25) What are you? 26) Do you speak any other language? 27) What's your favorite smell? 28) Describe your life in one word what would it be? 29) Have you ever kissed in the rain? 30) What are you thinking about right now? 31) What should you be doing? 32) Who was the last person that made you upset/angry? 33) Do you like working in the yard? 34) If you could have any last name in the world, what would you want? 35) Do you act differently around the person you like? 36) What is your natural hair color? 37) Who was the last person to make you cry? My brother. Pepsi or Coke?: Coke! Soda or Juice?: Soda. Duh! 7up or Sprite?: Sprite, I guess. Yellow or Purple?: Purple. Yellow’s too yellow. :P Blue or Green?: Blue Rock or Rap?: Rock TV or Movies?: That’s a hard decision. Scary or Comedy: Why can’t it be both? Night or Morning?: Night’s more awesome. Kisses or Hugs?: Ugh, neither. Life or Death?: I’ll tell you when I die. Up or Down?: Wait, what? Noise or Silence?: Depends on what mood I’m in. Run or Walk?: Walking doesn’t make my side hurt. Burger King or McDonald's?: McDonalds! :D Apples or Bananas?: I like both…. Mexican or Italian Food?: What’s with all the questions? Winter or Summer?: I love both! Spring or Fall?: Spring’s so pretty. Chocolate or Candy?: Chocolate I guess. Chicken or Beef?: Who doesn’t like chicken? Left or Right?: Right. Doritos or Cheetos?: Doritos Cold or Hot?: Warm Weird or Normal?: Normal’s too boring Elmo or Ernie?: Elmo! School or No School?: Homeschool. :P Meat or Fish?: Fish? Yuck! DX Long or Short Nails?: Long. Hot Fudge or Caramel?: Both. Halloween or Christmas?: What does it matter? I celebrate both anyways. Pizza or Spaghetti?: Pizza. Scream or Cry?: It’s more fun to SCREAM! Camera or Digital Camera?: A digital camera, duh. DVD or VHS?: DVD Pickles or Cucumbers?: Pickles! :D Love or Hate?: I don’t know. Chocolate or Vanilla?: Vanilla is for the boring. Latte or Espresso?: I don’t know the diference. Outside or Inside?: Inside. Evil or not Evil?: Most people think I'm nice... but they don't know. ;) Clean or Dirty: Clean. Bad or Good?: Depends if I’m near my annoying family or not. Sunrise or Sunset?: Who cares? I don’t pay attention to either of them. Truth or Lies?: The truth just gets you punished in the end…… Simple Plan or Good Charlotte: Great, you got me confused now. Apples or Oranges?: Oranges! Teacher or Student?: I’m my own teacher. XP Rich or Poor?: Rich! Sports or Reading?: Eeeew, I hate sports! Cookies or Cake?: CAKE! WHERE? Town or City?: Just a small town girl, living in a lonely world. She took the midnight train going anywhere... yeah, I don't know. Birds or Horses?: Horses. My birds scream in the morning. :( Cats or Dogs?: Doggies! Monkeys or Penguins?: Penguins are sooooo cute! Rain or Snow?: You can’t go snowmobiling in the rain. Sun or Moon?: The sun gives me sun burns! D: Smart or Dumb?: I would rather graduate college. Cd's or Mp3 Players: Cds. Baked or Mashed Potatoes: As long as I have Cottage Cheese to go along with it, I’m good. Motel or Hotel?: What's the difference? Cars or Buses?: Cars are for people who don’t want to take rides with strangers. Trains or Planes?: Planes are a whole lot faster. Forks or Spoons?: I can’t eat steak with a spoon, and I can’t eat soup with a fork... good thing I hate soup. Family Guy or Simpson's?: The Simpson’s are better. South Park or SpongeBob?: SpongeBob! Money or Love?: Who cares about love? Give me the money! Hamburgers or Hotdogs?: Hot dogs are for people who hate hamburgers. I'm one of them. Nachos or French Fries?: Why can’t I ask my mom for both? Blue or Green Eyes?: Too bad I have brown eyes. :( Blonde or Brunette?: Blondes are awesome! But my hair is so dark, no one really knows what color it is. Converses or Etnies?: What? Pen or Pencil?: You can’t erase a pen. Beach or Pool?: Pool. Dolphins or Whales?: Dolphins for sure. Drums or Guitars?: I’m learning the guitar. Salt or Pepper?: They taste nice together. :) Basketball or Football?: If it’s tackle football, I’m in. ;) Soccer or Baseball?: I’m not a sports person!! Skittles or Starbursts?: Why would you care? Finding Nemo or Shrek?: Nemo got boring after the first time. :P Sausage or Bacon?: I’m a bacon person. ;) Skateboard or Roller Blades?: What’s the point? I can’t do either. Ferris Wheel or Roller Coaster?: Roller coasters are for people who want speed. Count me in! Wet or Dry?: Dry is for dry personalities. Circus or Carnival?: Carnivals have more to do. Bath or Shower: Showers are for people who like warm rain. What have you pulled? If you have pulled a Max: You have made a snap decision and decided to do it without thinking it through first. If you have pulled a Fang: You have sneaked up behind someone without them noticing, making it seem like you came out of nowhere If you have pulled a Iggy: You have run into an inaminate object without realizing it was there. This could include, poles, wall, doors, tables, etc. If you have pulled a Nudge: You have talked about something nonstop for the past five minutes, not allowing anyone else to speak. This is also known as rambling. If you have pulled a Gazzy: You have farted in a big group of people really loudly, and everyone could hear it and smell it. If you have pulled a Angel: You have invaded someone elses personal space, without any consideration for that person. You can also pull a Angel by gaining a whole lot of useless powers that you don't really need...but I highly recomend the first one. If you have ever pulled any of these things stick this on your profile and write which ones you have pulled I think I pulled a Max and a Fang a few times, and I pull an Iggy about every morning. Walmart- things to do 1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations. 2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store. 3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day. 4. Start playing football; see how many people you can get to join in. 5. Run up to an employee while squeezing your legs together and practically yell at him "I need some toliet paper!!" 6. Try on bras in the sewing/fabric department. 7. Try on bras over top of your clothes. 8. Make a trail of orange juice on the ground, leading to the restrooms. 9. While walking around the store, sing an annoying song in a loud voice. 10. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code 3 in Housewares," and see what happens. 11. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to "10". 12. Play with the automatic doors. 13. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment. 14. While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, "Who BUYS this stuff, anyway?" 15. Repeat Number 14 in the jewelry department. 16. Try putting different pairs of women's panties on your head and walk around the store casually. 17. Leave small sacrifices or gifts in the hands of the mannequins. 18. Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field. 19. As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow. Magic!" 20. Put M&M's on layaway. 21. Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas. 22. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath. 23. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners. 24. Nonchalantly "test" the brushes and combs in Cosmetics. 25. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, "I'm Batman. Come, Robin--to the Batcave!" 26. Toilet paper as much of the store as possible. 27. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles. 28. Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hello" upside down. 29. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?" 30. When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run between them, yelling, "Red Rover!" 31. Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose. 32. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men. 33. Take bets on the battle described above. 34. Set up another battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. G.I. Janes. (Red lipstick might give an interesting effect!!) 35. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. Act as spastic as possible. 36. While no one's watching quickly switch the men's and women's signs on the doors of the rest room. 37. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission:Impossible." 38. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags. 39. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags. 40. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store. 41. Two words: "Marco Polo." 42. Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet food aisle,etc. 43. "Re-alphabetize" the CD's in Electronics. 44. Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like "the fat man walks alone," and scare them into believing that the clothes are talking to them. 45. While walking around alone, pretend someone is with you and get into a very serious conversation. Ex: The person is breaking up with you and you begin crying "How could you do this to me? I thought you loved me! I knew there was another girl, but I thought I had won. You kissed ME darling." Then act as though you are being beaten and fall onto the ground screaming and having convulsions. 46. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "No, no! It's those voices again!" 47. Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out. 48. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it. 49. Get a stuffed animal and go to the front of the store and begin stroking it lovingly, saying "Good girl, good bessie." 50. Go over to the shoe department and try on every pair of shoes, not putting one pair back. Take the paper from the boxes and throw it in various aisles. 51. When someone steps away from their cart to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word. 52. Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department. 53. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon. 54. Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from the other aisles. 55. In the makeup department, spray yourself with every perfume there is, then walk up to a boy who is with another girl and start flirting with him in that annoying, ditsy way. "hi!! (giggle) What's your sign?(giggle)." When the boy shows no interest, start hitting on the girl the exact same way. "hi!! (giggle) What's your sign?(giggle)." 56. Hold indoor shopping cart races. 57. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit. 58. When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially thin narrow aisles. 59. Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out. 60. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap. 61. Pay off layaways fifty cents at a time. 62. Say things like, "Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies?" 63. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., "Do you have any Shnerples here?" 64. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you're taking it for a "test drive." 65. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters. A good or best friend! A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?" A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..." A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, idiot?" A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you. A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!" A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you. A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!" A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies. A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!" A good friend has never seen you cry. A best friend won't tell anyone else that you cried...just laugh about it in private with you when you aren't down anymore. A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial. A good friend will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. A best friend will kick the whole crowd's butt that left you. A good friend knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story. A good friend tells you she knows how you feel. A best friend just sits down and cries. Friend: Will help me find my way when I'm lost Best Friend: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions Friend: Will help me learn to drive Best Friend: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance Friend: Will watch my pets when I go away Best Friend: Won't let me go away Friend: Will help me up when I fall down Best Friend: Will point and laugh because she tripped me Friend: Will bail me out of jail Best Friend: Will be sitting beside me saying "Dang, we screwed up" Friend: Will go to a concert with me Best Friend: Will kidnap the band with me Friend: Calls my parents "Mr." or "Mrs." Best Friend: Calls my parents "Mom" or "Dad" Friend: Asks me for my number Best friend: Asks me for her number Friend: Hides me from the cops Best Friend: is probably the reason they are after me in the first place Friend: lets me make an idiot of myself in public Best Friend: Is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too. Friends: Fade Best Friends: Are 4 Ever (Stole this too) Things I am not to do at Hogwarts 1) The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball 2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office 3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter 4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show you the pointy hat trick 5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar 6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination 7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after my lucky charms" 8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this years Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy. 9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month" 10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand 11) I am not allowed to give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals 12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force" 14) I will not use my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot 15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it 16) I will not lock the Slytherin's and Gryffindor's in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive 17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Knights of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast 18) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug A Slytherin Day" 19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways 20) It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor 21) I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort 22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy 23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling 26) It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate 27) I will not steal Gryffindor sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways 28) I will not poke Hufflepuff's with spoons, nor shall I insist that their color's indicate that they're "covered in bee's" 29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge 32) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm 33) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers 34) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as Body Lotion 35) I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends" 36) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends" 37) I will not call the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny, even if he is wearing an orange anorak 45) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween 46) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself to seriously 47) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions 48) I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet 49) "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice 50) I will not attack my fellow classmates 51) I will not make an impossible riddle for people to give an answer to enter the Ravenclaw area | |||||||
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