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Joined 11-08-06, id: 1162437, Profile Updated: 09-03-12
Author has written 1 story for Naruto.

Prince of the Hedges currently discontinued (obviously, haven't updated in 2 years or so). However...

FOR MY NEW ACCOUNT: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2950075/UndeniablyAttractive


Name: BROOKALICIOUS YEAAAAH BABY.

Sex: A lot. HUR HUR just kidding. Me so funny. I meant hermaphrodite.

Age: Infinity.

Writing Genres: ANYTHANG. I do tend to revolve around Romance and Fantasy and Action and Humour.

Problems: Swearing problem, anger problem, procrastination problem, retard problem.

I started on fanfiction thinking I'd be amazing. Well, I am amazing, but I unfortunately have no time to write everyday and live up to every readers expectation. Instead, I'm working on my own story. It's all fantasy and romance and funny and action-y, cuz i'm cool noodles like that brah. Anyway, no one's honestly reading this so IDGAF. YEE. Peace homosapiens.

!!P.S!! Look out for me on books one day as I will be the most famous author ever. Not like Stephenie Meyer famous, but J.K Rowling famous. Yeah. It'll be mad.


Story (BECAUSE I ONLY HAVE ONE. UGH. DERP. I'm a lazy fuck.)

Name: Prince of the Hedges

Content: Naruto

Pairing: SasuSaku

Rating: M

Genres: Romance/Humor/Hurt-Comfort

Summary: AU. "Prince of the hedges? You don't have any hedges." "Maybe I'll just rename you Prince of the weeds then!" Sasuke has no home nor job, so his logic consists of stalking a girl and becoming her uber hot gardener. Good idea? Not so much for said girl. Slight Crack.

Plot: He was spoilt. He was rich. He was a player, and now… he’s a gardener?? Kicked out of his own home, Sasuke comes across the Haruno Residence, finding food, shelter, a well-paying job and… the annoying pink-haired housemate. Now without his riches, he finally comes to realise that there is more to life than fast cars and wooing the ladies. – SasuSaku. Rated M for Language and perhaps Sexual Themes? Slight Crack too.

/DISCONTINUED currently. Possibly will pick up in the future after school fucks off, but there's no promising.


Story Ideas/Potential Stories

Name: Hands

Content: Naruto (or) The Mortal Instruments

Pairing: SasuSaku (or) Jace/Clary

Rating: M

Genres: Romance

Summary/Plot: His hands were rough, but his touch was so damn gentle. (Oneshot)


Name: Balance

Content: Naruto

Pairing: SasuSaku - Slight NaruSaku

Rating: M

Genres: Romance/Fantasy/Humour/Hurt-Comfort

Plot: Haruno Sakura, a troubled and confused teenager, is all bad luck. Her mother and father are dead, her foster father is abusive, everybody teases her at school, she’s clumsy, and has no luck with guys nor friends and is just a magnet for getting herself into sticky situations. How, you ask, could just one girl have this much bad luck? Simple. An angel of darkness, who follows her every move, making life for Sakura very miserable, guides her. When the elders of heaven see that she is the unhappiest girl of all of Japan, they send down an angel of light to balance out her luck. Naruto, the angel of light, being overly conspicuous, accidentally reveals himself to Sakura, along with the Angel of darkness, Sasuke. Not having finished their job, they are to stay near Sakura and guide her still, and find it easier if they are in actual normal human form.
They are her guardians.
They are her friends.
They are her balance.

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Yuffie and the Beast by Falling rain reviews
Very loosely based on the fairytale. Set in an AU FFVII world, Yuffie is forced to go to Nibelheim’s dark mansion as a servant to its mysterious owner. Yuffie being Yuffie, we all know that nothing will stand in her way, servant or not!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 50,247 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 5/22/2013 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Vincent V., Yuffie K.
Ferngully 2 by Ginger Freak reviews
Ferngully is recovering from Hexus’ reign but the arrival of humans has put the Fairies on edge. Crysta is being forced into a love triangle, how will she cope? Zack/Cry/Pips. Read and Review.
Ferngully - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 33,543 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 11/2/2012 - Published: 4/3/2009
stop breathing by ohwhatsherface reviews
Team Seven, back when they were still cute. And sane. And not totally failing. Or fainting. 14. "So should we call you Nasuke or Sasuto?"
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 9,087 - Reviews: 493 - Favs: 860 - Follows: 462 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
CCHS by ariviand reviews
In the style of so many bestselling teen novels, the Mortal Instruments characters go to high school. How will they will battle the pressure of making grades, fitting in, and extracurricular activities? AH/AU, present day. Cookies from original.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 63 - Words: 88,754 - Reviews: 937 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 425 - Updated: 5/3/2011 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Alec L., Magnus B.
Change in Direction by Tasha Ashes reviews
But it was that smirk that made me realize that it was definitely the same Sasuke regardless of his godlike body. He was still his ignorant, cocky, completely amazing self... the only thing that had changed was the fact that he chose to sit beside me. AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 178,024 - Reviews: 2195 - Favs: 1,343 - Follows: 1,149 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 4/4/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
A Forest Green Wheelchair by Marilena reviews
You know me. I'm the greatest ninja that ever lived. Well, I was. One careless moment and I can no longer hold a shuriken, or walk, run, or- you get the point. Vince says that now I talk more than he ever deemed possible. Jerk, wasting his life with me.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,831 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 2/5/2011 - Published: 1/9/2008 - Yuffie K., Vincent V.
Catch Me by Mrs.CaptainJackSparrow1234 reviews
She had so many words to say, but for once, she couldn't speak.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,080 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Nudge, Iggy
Beaten Black and Pink by Krabby Patties reviews
/AU/ "Shh," Sasuke whispered in my ear. "It's me. Just me." He let go of me and I spun around. "Sasuke-kun, how can you be so calm!" I was screeching now. "You killed someone! I knew you were a yakuza, a murderer!" /Kinda Sky High based/ /SxS/
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 78,935 - Reviews: 512 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 6/13/2010 - Published: 11/22/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Nudge: Lost In The Dark by AxiGaGa reviews
Nudge is pregnant with Iggy's baby. And more trouble starts to ensue when the School finds interest in her and captures her. Can Iggy and the rest of the flock save her? And who exactly is this mysterious Logan?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,655 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 4/24/2010 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Nudge, Iggy
Into the Fire by Arrina-san reviews
Highschool AU. It's a new year in a new school for Deidara. And persistent enemies, crazy students and teachers and overall bad luck warmly welcome him. But despite all the bad luck, something good has to happen once in a while…right? SasoDei and others.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 147,192 - Reviews: 1277 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 1/26/2010 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Sasori, Deidara
Unseen Eyes by finem reviews
[stalkerfic] [taito yamachi] [shounen ai] Tai and Matt are enjoying the new depths of their blossoming relationship, but when Tai falls prey to unwanted attention, it will test the limits of both love and friendship alike. [WIP]
Digimon - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 47,097 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Taichi Y./Tai K., Yamato I./Matt
Cherish It, Idiot by Kaldhi reviews
“…but I say it out of love.” Chiaki&Makoto… it's just the beginning… this unbearable waiting… that mysterious painting… Join Makoto as Chiaki lures her closer, on the most elaborate treasure hunt throughout history. Literally.
Girl who Leapt Through Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,402 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 10/28/2009 - Published: 10/14/2009
Tangible by twilightdazzle reviews
Sometimes, she feels like she's invisible and they can't see her. Like she wasn't real. And they finally realize she's there just when they're about to lose her.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,209 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 865 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 5/25/2009 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Mister Emo by Youko-Kokuryuuha reviews
See, the thing about Vincent is, he's like emo on a stick. Yuffentine.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,373 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Yuffie K., Vincent V. - Complete
Ironic Scenario by kittycat2312 reviews
**DEDICATED TO YUFFIE! Happy Birthday** Yuffie, a young girl keeps failing with her quest to admit her feelings to her childhood friend Vincent, the incarnation of perfection, receives mysterious letters from an anonymous admirer. Who could it be?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 35,249 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/18/2009 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Yuffie K., Vincent V. - Complete
Battle Nerves by serenbach reviews
Just before the battle at Fort Condor, Yuffie realises that she has more to worry about than just the Shinra. Yuffentine.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,367 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Vincent V., Yuffie K. - Complete
Lips of an Angel by Comet Wong reviews
Vincent Valentine had always thought he didn't deserve a human life.When the only person who gave him this chance was pushed away from him, would he have the strength to get her back? Yuffentine. Set after the events of DOC. One shot!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,086 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Vincent V., Yuffie K. - Complete
Remote by Shio - Bliss Co reviews
Are you afraid of fire? Let's hope you aren't. 'cause I am. Save me, I can't breathe. Please I need air. Why is it so foggy? I can barley breathe now...I feel so tired. It's so warm and...please, I can't breathe...now... KisaIta SasuSaku NejiTen SasoDei
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 28,969 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/6/2008 - Published: 1/13/2008 - Kisame H., Itachi U.
The True Meaning of Christmas by iirongirl reviews
Team 7’s Christmas has never been like this, 'HOW CAN I CALM DOWN KAKA-SENSEI? Our food, Christmas lights and decorations were stolen and our tree just went up in FLAMES!.' Crack, Oneshot, Team 7, Slight SasuSaku. Merry Christmas!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,558 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/24/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Chords by DewWater reviews
There is nothing to fear out of life but the full moon. Werewolf fiction. SasuSaku NejiTen NaruHina InoShikaTema
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 36 - Words: 91,079 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 8/23/2007 - Published: 2/12/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Summer Sky by fuyusarah reviews
He was supposed to be leaving. But he couldn't. He just stood there, his back to her, her back to him, and he could hear her crying. It tore him apart.
Girl who Leapt Through Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,241 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 32 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Complete
Grounded With My Brother by TalesFromPerdition reviews
Jacob writes in his journal about his fondest childhood memory. [Grimmcest]
Brothers Grim - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,939 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/10/2006 - Complete
Prince Of The Hedges reviews
AU "Prince of the hedges? You don't have any hedges." "Maybe I'll just rename you Prince of the weeds then!" Sasuke has no home nor job, so his logic consists of stalking a girl and becoming her uber hot gardener. Good idea? Not so much for said girl.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,634 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 4/17/2009