Lotus of Konoha
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Joined 11-25-06, id: 1168242, Profile Updated: 01-06-08
Author has written 4 stories for Avatar: Last Airbender, Naruto, and Pokémon.

Hiya! The name is Tom. I am new at this, but from what I hear from the reviews, I am kind of good at this.

More stuff to come later, it's late where I am right now...

Beginning stuff now!

My Collection O' Quotes:

"I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody." - Unknown

"Nothing brings people together more than mutual hatred." - Henry Rollins

"Know your limits, not so that you can honor them, but so that you can smash them to pieces and reach for magnificence." - Cherie Carter-Scott

"Don't do anything by half. If you love someone, love them with all your soul. When you go to work, work your ass off. When you hate someone, hate them until it hurts." - Henry Rollins

"We say we love flowers, yet we pluck them. We say we love trees, yet we cut them down. And people still wonder why some are afraid when told they are loved." - Unknown

"Half of life is fucking up - the other half is dealing with it." - Henry Rollins

"Superhero logic dictates that there must ALWAYS be a crosswind so that capes can billow dramatically." - Darth Nat

"I won't go to a strip bar. It's like having someone put a big, juicy steak in front of you and saying "You can look at it, smell it and even touch it a little, but you can't eat it." - Lord Belgarion

"It's funny that violence is socially acceptable when sex isn't; violence is the one that will kill you most of the time." - Ultimaterializer

"When you were born, everyone around you was smiling and you were crying. Live your life so that when you die, you're smiling and everyone around you is crying." - Anonymous

Next update expected: Hinata's Dream, on: Thursday or Wedensday.

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Naruto: The Way of the Ninja by A. Crane reviews
He's been betrayed by his best friends, he's hunted down by evil mercenaries, and his inner demon is taking over him. When Naruto's life grows dark, his new found crush will shed light on him and make him find strength he never imagined. NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 93,434 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 4/28/2009 - Published: 10/2/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Twilight Alive by princessjob reviews
Twilight Alive is about Bella and Edward’s lives after Eclipse. It has everything: the wedding, some immortal visitors, Bella’s change, and her powers. I also have a Twilight question at the end of each chapter, so review! Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 27,393 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 1/4/2009 - Published: 11/12/2007 - Bella, Edward
The Race For Hokage by SerenityJasminethefox reviews
Naruto has returned to the Hidden Village two and a half years after his training to stick to his quest to become Hokage, though now he finds himself face to face with another who wants to take that from him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,772 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/10/2008 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Naruto U.
The Road Not Taken by RedMenace reviews
What if Team 7 had a useful teacher?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,030 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 5/17/2008 - Published: 12/15/2007
The real Naruto Ninja Handbook by princessofnothingxx reviews
It is here in the REAL NARUTO NINJA HANDBOOK that lays down those important rules that TRULY matter. No Shinobi can really be BIG or BAD without first STUDYING this handbook! So what are you waiting for? Turn the page and learn how to truly SURVIVE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,572 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/8/2008 - Published: 3/8/2008
Akatsuki Crack Theatre by To-MAH-To reviews
AN inside. The members of the Akatsuki play a dangerous gamewho can get more blackmail on the others? Crack fic as stated in title and rating subject to change. Very slight yaoi no pairings references included.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,413 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/5/2008 - Published: 11/22/2007 - Itachi U., Kisame H.
The Almost Perfect Christmas by Silver Curiosity reviews
Here's NaruHina Christmas fanfic! Summary: Hinata can't sleep and she's been thinking about her special blond when he comes knocking at her window...and she throws a shoe at him! R&R!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,325 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/24/2007 - Published: 12/16/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
The Violet Rose by Zukiesgal65 reviews
Hyugga Hinata has lived her whole life in the shadow of her cousin, Neji. She is a simple Kunoichi, with a simple dream. To win the heart of Uzumaki Naruto. How will she react, when her father tells her she's been engaged to a man she barely knows? -done-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 44 - Words: 110,371 - Reviews: 530 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 12/22/2007 - Published: 11/14/2007 - Hinata H., Gaara - Complete
Sugared Up Sasuke by Firefly Magika reviews
What happens when Sasuke gets two bags of sugar? Not for the serious. Flames will be used to toast my marshmallows. It is hilarious, though!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 471 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Published: 11/22/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Confessions of a Kunoichi in Love by kacey9tails reviews
When Naruto finds a small, purple journal in Hinata's room, will he respect the diary's owner and leave it...or will his wandering eyes get the better of him? Naruhina!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,178 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 38 - Published: 5/21/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
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The Pokemon Leagues: Redux reviews
Ash basically remembers that he can go to a Pokemon League Championship more than once. So, he decides to go improve his records. Starting with the Indigo League! Ash/Misty, but mostly it's about the battles.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,271 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/15/2009 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Ash K./Satoshi, Misty/Kasumi
Hinata's Dream reviews
Well, just read the Author's Note... It's another arranged marriage, but I'm not telling you with whom until the first chapter. Rated just in case.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,724 - Reviews: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/24/2008 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Hinata H.
NarutoRL crossover 1378 reviews
Yeah, there are thousands of these, but I decided to try my hand at it. A NarutoRL crossover! YAY! Real people going to the Naruto world, and random awesomeness ensues! Battles, romance, and hilarity! READ IT! More pairings than I can count! Go read it!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,693 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/24/2007 - Published: 6/4/2007
A new friend reviews
All is going as usual for Aang and his friends, when a new friend appears one morning. Claiming to be another Avatar, no less. What does this mean? What will happen to Aang now? When will Sokka wake up? Enh, I don't even know the answer to the last one...
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,061 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 12/23/2006 - Published: 11/30/2006 - Aang, Katara