Skampi
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Joined 05-26-05, id: 820696
Author has written 1 story for South Park.

Name:Skampi

Real Name: I have no real name! .:laughs insainly:.

Sex: NO THANKS!

Eye color:A dark,kaki brown

Hair: Hovering above shoulders;dark brown on bottom and turns black on the way up. Lock of hair covering eye w/ brown highlight on tip.

Location:On my ass XD

Obsession: PIP! .:snuggles:.

Favorite Shows:South Park,Aqua Teen Hunger Force,Jackass,Weebl and Bob (on Internet),Robot Chicken,Ozz Mouse,Vivi La Bam,Drawn Together

Favorite Artists or Bands: KoRn,Green Day,Gorillaz,Fall Out Boy,Primus

Favorite Foods: Hot Pockets,Sunflower Seeds,Potatos,Cornuts,Bubble Gum(I think it counts) and Tacos

Favorite TV Characters:Pip,Damien,Ze Mole,Kenny,Jimbo,T&P,Master Shake,The Mooninites(Ignignokt and Err) Err the most.

Favorite Movie:South Park:Bigger,Longer,and Uncut,Jackass the Movie


Fun Facts

My hair is short and bushy/curly

I suck at writting fan fictions. I put them here because I don't know anyother website who will take it.

My favorite cuss word is Bitch

I love the Brittish,Canadian,and Jamacian peoples

I am a Pip fangirl (Cute! )

I'm punk.

I have Stan,Kyle,Cartman,and Ike plushies (planning to get more)

Horrible singer (cancrack a window and/or mirror)

Good artist

Likes Anime

A Stan/Kyle supporter

...pudding! .~.


Fan Fictions

Putting Mediocre back on the site.


Updates

Finaly! I've now put all of the chapters that I put on Mediocre the last time the story was on here. Chapter 25 a'comin soon!

Hurah! 25 is now up! See what happens next!

26 is up. .:sigh:. I hope I don't get any revews that are from people who just love to correct other people's work. Hell,this guy was't even a fan of South Park. And could someone explaine what a 'Mary Sue' is! (no offence,realy. It just got me pissed off. And if you were just trying to help,sorry)

27 up! 'Got a new review. I'm not sure if it's up or not. I went ahed and updated Chapters 28,29,30,31,and 32 while I was at it. Alot to read if you're interested!

No new chapters. Just got a new review from MooseyDoom777. She said I need to make Damien more evil. I shall work on that. You will see him be more evil in future chapters. And you will hopefully see Christophe (and I won't make a mockery of him) in much later chappies. Thanks for all of your 'Good Lucks'. I'll be needing them.

Aboot the Damien thing above...I re-did chapter 21&22. Now,he's a little more evil...but,nothing compaired to the chapter I'm working on now. Chapter 33 is up. Read if you're interested.

P.S.:I have an account on DeviantArt now. The bad news is that my scanner broke down and I have to find someone I know that has a scanner. Or I could somehow fix my scanner...or I could upload pix I made on the computer. It depends on what comes first.

A GOOD REVIEW! Finaly! A good review that I'm happy aboot from talasprincess. Thank you! Thank you very much! Oh,and I'm sorry for saying 'Blame Canada' on the previous review. I did desirve to be bricked! Oh,and I forgot aboot DeuxMoulins. Thanks for that review. Actually,thanks for ALL of the reviews. THANK YOU ALL,THANK YOU!11!

I'm on the last paragraph of chapter 34. I've scratched out the Emi POV chapter. It didn't fit in. I do have an idea of a group of chappies after I get done with Mediocre. Which will be a LONG time before I do that.

OH GOD! I've been slackin' off! .:bangs head on keyboard:. GYYUGfihewugruhewiqw9efwfiehefw39283929032uirjf9uerufe987u4ybhjreijfd

Okay...sorry about that...I'm still on the same part of Chapter 34. God,how stupid of me to forget! Wocky(yes,she's a friend in real life,too) spent the night the other day snd said that Mediocre was funny. She likes my writing style. ANYWAY! On to the news:

I replaced some content in these chapters:

#8 Stan Tries To Hold in His Lunch

#17 Giggles

#18 Flashback

#28 Essays

#31 Science Project

I finnaly finnished Chapter 34;The School Yard Fight. WHEEEEE! Read if you're interested!

I've been writing chapters like mad. Two new chappies:

#35 Counciling (Pip's POV)

#36 Phone Conversation

I'm in the middle of chapter 37. THEY'RE IN CHURCH!

THANK YOU KITTY HARASER! .:makes a sign of a cross across chest:. Thank you for a good review! Oh,and you're welcome for the review. I'm glad that your dream came true.

New Chapters:

#37:Church

#38:Butters and Wocky

#39:The Note

I've got more chapters done. I'll post them as soon as I space them out a tad..

New chapters..once again:

#40:Joanna

#41:Da School's Floodin'

#42:One Screwed Up Family

#43:Ike's Colorfull Vocabulary

I got another bad review from some asshole called redhed311. Don't worry,I blocked her/him. I hate people like that. EMI ISN'T A MARY-SUE! She just seems like one in the Intro.

There's a little place called www.godawfulfanfiction.com .There's a topic on their that talks about Mediocre. Okay? Now,to all you authors out their who hate getting reviews on how your original character is a Mary-Sue or how bad the plot/writing style is...you can tell I was pissed. Okay,let's get somethin' straight:

#1:I fixed the summery;Tennesee is spelt right now.

#2: The text IS spaced out ;and I'm redoing chapters 1-10 and some content in other chapters that sound cliched.

#3: I ment for Wocky to sound like a breed of a Neopet. They call her that because that's her favorite Neopet and Emily's her real name,too. So,that would be confusing for Pip.

#4: Emi's not perfect. She's:

BAD at SINGING,BABY SITTING,COOKING,and DANCING (the last two later on)

She seemsSIMPLE MINDEDat times

Her mom moved to Canada...due to HOUSE PAYMENTS! AND FAMILY PROBLEMS!

Plus,she fuckin' CUTS HERSELF...WITH A SHAVING RAZOR!

#5:I'msufferingof enoughdepression to the point of commiting suicidealready so WON'T YOU BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS! OR ATLEAST KEEP IT TO YOURSELF!

I've got a scanner now and I'll be gettin' pics on DevientArt soon. And I've redone the first chapter.

Is there a guideline or something that says If you don't update your story in a long period of time that it will automaticly be DELEATED? That's just bull shit to me!I just got done with Chapter 2 and they DELEATED Mediocre! Bitches...


More fan fictions a'coming soon.
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South Park With An Odd Twist by Laura A. Barton reviews
An onslaught of new students joining the fourth grade could drive Mr.Garrison insane, that is if these strange students don't annihilate South Park first. How will Stan, Kyle and Cartman deal with these new students and fiction that comes to get them?
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 46,656 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/5/2007 - Published: 8/7/2004 - Complete
Attack of the Clichéd Plots by MooseyDoom777 reviews
What could possibly have MarySues, love triangles, crazy children, impulsive romances, and bad grammar? It can only be……The Clichéd Plots.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,318 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 5/6/2006 - Published: 6/22/2005
Annabelle The Cursed by the-kuro-tenshi reviews
Meet Annabelle a cursed girl moving to south park, the kids are now 14.This is my first story YA!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,191 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/13/2005 - Published: 10/10/2005
The Proposal by SomeSouthParkFan reviews
When Stan learns that Wendy's pregnant he decides to do the right thing and propose to her. Will she accept? Not a slash Chapter 5 is up!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,130 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/30/2005 - Published: 3/23/2005
I Go Back by Vcorrigan reviews
A very familiar French boy has returned, turning Kyle's world upside down. What will ensue from Christophe's return? Pairing ChristopheKyle COMPLETE
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 83,025 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/27/2005 - Published: 6/15/2005 - Christophe, Kyle B. - Complete
Veritas by Blue Socked Llama reviews
A Creepy Teacher comes to South Park and none of the kids of South Park can lie! My first Fan Fiction.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,758 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/18/2005 - Published: 6/14/2005
Oh You've got it, huh? by DeuxMoulins reviews
Oh Crap! It would seem the undead has taken over the world! Well don’t that beat all. Slash.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,724 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/12/2005 - Published: 5/17/2005
Caring For the Enemy by Cr33pyLasagna reviews
(sorry for rasing the rating)Pip and Damien are friends, but Pip's cutting is seprating them (Slash and in Pip's POV)FINISHED
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,982 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/9/2004 - Published: 6/3/2004
How Did You Talk Me Into This? by Simply-SouthPark reviews
Pip and Damien have a play date, which turns horribly wrong when they get 'married'. Rated for 9 year olds cross-dressing, and a kiss. Just cute little fluff.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,271 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/23/2003
The Artists by FreeThinker29 reviews
Slashiness present in this new chapter. If you don't like slash, don't read. :o) *LAST chapter UP!*
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,631 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/28/2003 - Published: 4/19/2003
Kenny's Christmas by Perri Lightfoot reviews
Old fic. Very very very old fic. I was 14 when I wrote this. . Anyway, it's about how Suzie, my fangirl, works hard to make sure poor Kenny has a merry Christmas...written in 2000
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,657 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/26/2000 - Kenny M. - Complete
Mediocre reviews
[insert good summery here]...I'm a sucker when it comes to thse things. ANYWAY,It's about ,don't goan, my character and Pip. NO! Don't scroll down! I'M BEGING YOU! R&R!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,333 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/7/2006 - Published: 2/25/2006 - Pip P.