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Author has written 1 story for Katekyo Hitman Reborn!.

Sup I'm "Envy" :)

My lj is livewithenvy.livejournal.com so comment there and let's be friends.

Think about the stereotypes you have. No, seriously.

Something to ponder on:

I'm skinny, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy. (though to be honest I'm not really complaining about this one...)
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. (Wrong! You can totally have both.)
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi. (What, people? THAT'S AWFUL D: I love Germans! I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE OTAKU, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7 (haha only actually 8 hrs on a bad day)
I'm STRAIGHT so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST just do it to fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, So I must be gay.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
(it depends on what... I mean I'm a footy [soccer for all you who think football involves touchdowns] fangirl ] )
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
(Please consider that America is a very diverse place! You can only tell who's a tourist by where they're visiting!)
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirt (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!...or a Hollow.
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. (in America, lots of people have a beef with the government :/ )
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be a sissy.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard. (I see them... I just don't comment on them in my review unless there's 734873948279 of them.)
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I don't need ROMANCE to feel like my life is worth living; I MUST have something wrong with me
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake (not really... JUST FIX IT AND I'M ALL GOOD!)
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems (actually, there's a real danger in revealing personal info over the internet! srsly that's why there's internet pedos! so don't give out info...)
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist

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Seize the Moment by reflecting reviews
A few drabbles or small stories with HitsuMatsu. Mostly romantic and some definitely of the M rating. A mix of canon, and AU/AR. WIP. Current drabble count: 96/100.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 82,254 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 7/30/2017 - Published: 8/11/2007 - [T. Hitsugaya, R. Matsumoto]
Lelouch of Britannia by Cal reflector reviews
History often hinges on a moment. What if young Lelouch avoided the fate of exile and remained with the royal family? All roles become reversed. The tale of Lelouch's quest for power and vengeance as the Black Prince of the Empire.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 138,685 - Reviews: 3101 - Favs: 4,729 - Follows: 4,203 - Updated: 6/21/2014 - Published: 10/2/2007 - Lelouch L.
Dirty Rotten Scoundrels by Nikki Flinn reviews
After school, Draco and Blaise, best friends, place a bet. Each has to seduce a woman. The first to get it done wins. Simple enough, right? Well their targets don't like this plan at all. GinnyDraco, HermioneBlaise. Based loosely on the movie.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 11,366 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 3/23/2012 - Published: 8/22/2007 - Blaise Z., Draco M. - Complete
Kidnapped! by Nitroid reviews
On a whimsical bet, Aizen orders his Espada to forcibly kidnap Ichigo and drug him to become overly submissive and wanton. Grimmjow however, is convinced that he has to help Ichigo. Mature, GrimmIchi.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,850 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 12/10/2011 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K.
Love is music, set to your rhythm by Demonic-Angel-Kamui reviews
The band Sharingan has caught the interest of one of the largest companies in the world. But what is the company to do when Sharingan is known to say no to any and all offers? Thats easy! Use the right bait...Set in an AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,269 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 5/8/2011 - Published: 12/12/2006 - Naruto U.
O, Romano, Romano! Wherefore Art Thou Romano? by torikasa reviews
It's jealousy that would bring them together, but it is that same kind of jealousy that breaks them apart. What would you do if you had to choose between your childhood friend and your closest friend? Spain/Romano/Prussia, Italy/Germany
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,308 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 10/23/2010 - Published: 8/8/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain
This Ain't No Love Potion, This Here's Diet Coke by BrazilianMafioso reviews
America drinks a strange potion. Suddenly, every person imaginable is after the poor American, except Canada who's suddenly become acknowledged! "Oi, America, is it just me, or do you smell like roses?" World/America Rating may go up. Let the games begin.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,085 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 5/27/2010 - America
Galehus by Black.Rose.Authoress reviews
Here we go again. The Bad Touch Trio now decide--not entirely willingly--to turn their matchmaking skills in a more northward direction. Again, this just means chaos for the rest of the world. #5 of TMAMT series.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,479 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 397 - Updated: 7/27/2010 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Denmark, Norway
Betting Men by erbby17 reviews
The only thing to calm England's nerves for Sunday's Germany VS England game is a round of beers and a "healthy" bet... Rated T for language. ENJOY!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,223 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 6/26/2010 - England/Britain, Germany - Complete
Fun and Games by AndersenYuki4404 reviews
It's all Fun and Games until someone gets hurt. Aster is startled after Sartorius confesses his love to him. This confession pushes Aster towards Zane, who's not sure how to react. Is he in love with him? Aster/Zane
Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 46,512 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/19/2010 - Published: 5/10/2008 - Aster/Edo P., Zane T./Ryō M. - Complete
Colours in the Darkness by fluffychocolate reviews
Sawada Tsunayoshi has a strange, unique disability after he tries to commit suicide, he returns to Nami-chuu two years after. It follows the original plot with extras. Main pairing, 1827. Some others are, 8059, 10069, BelxFran, XS and mayb RL.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 36,548 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 628 - Follows: 551 - Updated: 2/12/2010 - Published: 5/7/2009 - K. Hibari, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.
The FunFilled Adventures of the Sand Siblings by United Unicorn Society reviews
Temari decides that she and her brothers need more 'family time', so she drags Kankuro and Gaara with her to stupid places to have some fun. Chaos inevitably ensues.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,591 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 10/22/2006 - Gaara, Kankuro
Here We Come a Wassailing by Cheryl Dyson reviews
This will be a series of holiday drabbles in 24 parts! Harry and Draco, of course, wherein Harry becomes obsessed with Draco's voice. Among other things... HAPPY HOLIDAYS EVERYONE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 16,690 - Reviews: 1153 - Favs: 572 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Complete
Constant Temptation by Dragonrider4000 reviews
L suspects that Light is Kira, but he is beginning to suspect that the man he has chained himself to is something more. Just who is Light underneath, and just who is L? What does this mean for their future? NO UNDERAGE READERS. Proofing under way. LightxL
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 102 - Words: 300,611 - Reviews: 2463 - Favs: 909 - Follows: 335 - Updated: 11/19/2009 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Light Y., L - Complete
100 Ways to Love You by The Sunflower Flower reviews
100 stories on 8059. Mostly short. May be changed to M later on. PLEASE READ THE END NOTE, I WILL NOT BE ABLE TO WRITE THE NEXT CHAPTER IF YOU DO NOT CHOOSE THE STORY YOU WISH TO READ
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,544 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/18/2009 - Published: 9/7/2009 - T. Yamamoto, H. Gokudera
Sakura Addiction by Emotive Gothika reviews
The cherry blossoms, it flutters down, on my hand where there’s nothing. Fleeting and gentle, I’m afraid it might break, the flower that is just like you." A collection of stories featuring our Vongola Decimo and his Cloud Guardian.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,823 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 8/31/2009 - Published: 7/2/2009 - K. Hibari, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.
CENSORED! by fullmetalcanchan reviews
In which Kyo and Haru get freaky, and I leave it all to your imaginations.
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 38,825 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 7/6/2009 - Published: 5/22/2006 - Hatsuharu S., Kyo S.
So, Tell Me About Yourself by AltoidRck reviews
Yamamoto observes an unstable bond between his captains and vice captains. He decides to be evi...uh, helpful and have days made where they do nothing but spend time together. What will become of the Gotei 13?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 30,003 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 7/2/2009 - Published: 8/13/2007 - G.S. Yamamoto
Shukaku Love by paws-bells reviews
GaaSaku She should never have extended her help to him. It was supposed to be a simple healing but it was anything but. Now he was chasing her around the countryside in his bestial form and she still had no idea what she had done to merit his attention.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,148 - Reviews: 1630 - Favs: 2,147 - Follows: 1,921 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 2/7/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H.
The Bad Touch by MasterAkira reviews
Eiji loves easily. He first explored sex and his feelings with his two best friends. From there he started on a path he would never turn from. That of Bad Touches, and he really does love them. M for YAOI. Bonus Chapter: A Roll in Ze 'ay
Prince of Tennis - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 47,258 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 4/20/2009 - Published: 12/12/2007 - Kikumaru E., Atobe K.
Three Drops of Blood by breadsticks reviews
Once upon a time, there was a troll king who demanded three drops of blood for sacrifice...X27. For ShadyMinion.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,301 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 2/21/2009 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Xanxus - Complete
A Roll in the Hay by kurosora1984 reviews
Axel and Roxas and a quiet barn full of hay at night. Ride him, Cowboy. Cowboy AkuRoku for Michele-bell HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Western/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,465 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/13/2009 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
An Interfering Variable by Karakashi Iruna reviews
I watched Ting's smile grow. I knew he was responsible. HibaGoku
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,150 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/17/2008 - Published: 6/15/2008 - H. Gokudera, K. Hibari
Flames and Family III: The Crimson Curtain by madashes2ashes reviews
Sequel to Flames and Family II. Follows Tsuna as he becomes Boss of Vongola. Tsuna-centric as always. Rated M for Blood, Violence, and other Adult themes.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 99 - Words: 573,752 - Reviews: 1134 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 7/4/2008 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Complete
Unexpected Revelation by sigyn-chi reviews
Tsuna begins to wonder if the goddess of future enjoy torturing him. The first future he saw wasn't all chocolate and candies and now... he's unsure if this other future is better or worse... all27, now with 10027, major 1827, 5980 and a perverted 692796
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,586 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 627 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 6/19/2008 - Published: 6/4/2008 - K. Hibari, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
Post Wedding Trauma by Callisto Nicol reviews
Three days after Sam's wedding. Out of ten mind-melded werewolves, you would think ONE of us would have seen this coming... Werewolf ONESHOT.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,851 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Complete
Fast Food by dragonmage27 reviews
Now a randomly updated drabble series: 1 Mukuro, Hibari, Hamburgers. 2 Dino, Hibari, Whopper. Rated T to be safe
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,543 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/24/2008 - Published: 5/18/2008
Gang Wars by animedragongirl reviews
SasoDei, KisaIta An international school is alive with warring factions, and two groups duke it out. Akatsuki needs members soon, but Sasori is dead set against a certain blonde teen. Chapter twelve: Plot development!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 55,545 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 5/4/2008 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Sasori, Deidara
The All Nighter by Lady Liln reviews
Zoey, Lola and Quinn decide to pull an all-nighter, from dawn till dusk. Secrets will be spilled, fun will be had, and chaos will ensue...a lot can happen in twelve hours. romance, humor, friendship, etc.
Zoey 101 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,158 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 5/2/2008 - Published: 4/27/2008
Snapping Point by JapanManiac reviews
Everyone has their limits in patience. Even Tsuna, the eptimome of patience and all good things that come with it has a point where he just loses his temper. Too bad the Varia and the Vongola guardians don't realise this when they decide to fight one too
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,039 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 1,223 - Follows: 306 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Complete
The Darkness of Destiny by Drake Clawfang reviews
Zane gets to earn a rematch with Aster, Alexis has reentered his life, and the Schroeders are scheming to take over Kaiba Corp again. Love, conspiracies, blackmail, dueling. No one ever said the life of a professional duelist was easy. AsterxAlexisxZane. Dead fic.
Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 49,066 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 2/19/2008 - Published: 2/25/2007 - Aster/Edo P., Alexis R./Asuka T.
Harry Potter and the Slytherin Chamber by Rokudaime Kunoichi reviews
AU. Sequel to HPSA. When Harry goes back to Hogwarts, he has to deal with: feelings developing for his best friend, the Weasley girl having a crush on him, and Voldemort trying to rise again. On Hiatus. Details in bio.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,189 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 417 - Updated: 12/22/2007 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Draco M., Harry P.
Prevention by Crystal Haze reviews
Sirius wants a haircut. And Remus, for some obscure reason, is Not Pleased. Oh, he is Not Pleased at all.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,092 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/9/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
The Way To Their Hearts by the blanket reviews
[SasuSaku. NejiTen. NaruHina. ShikaIno.] So the boys messed up. You know, again. Obviously, they need to apologize, and fast. But wait, too many chefs spoil the stew...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,778 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 10/20/2007 - Published: 12/7/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Friends Don't Forget by HalfMagyk reviews
A ninja has died trying to get rid of Akatsuki. Thanks to his sacrifice, the organization was wiped out, but no one can stand the pain of losing him. Join ten people whose lives he touched as they learn to cope with the pain...and promise to never forget.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,573 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/9/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
Fall From Grace by Scarecrowrawr reviews
Grimmjow is thrown out of the Espada. With nowhere to go he is forced to move in with Ulquiorra and discovers emotions out of the ordinary. Yaoi fluff and Spoilers.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,041 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 9/23/2007 - Published: 7/2/2007 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra
Gender Roles by Artemis Rae reviews
Domesticity, as demonstrated by Ed and Winry. Silliness and fluff. Postmanga.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,155 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Edward E., Winry R. - Complete
Icha Icha Naruto by antiassasinguy reviews
When there's life out there trying to bite you, all you can do is pray to God. And hope he answers. Too bad for Naruto, he sends more problems than solutions. Three women... and no way out. Good luck.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,864 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 388 - Updated: 6/15/2007 - Published: 11/29/2006 - Naruto U.
We All Just Wanna Be Big Rock Stars by Symphonious reviews
The life of a girl named Tenten in a world of highschool, music... and of course... men. HOT men. And with the Valentine's Concert coming up, will she stand a chance in keeping her feelings secret? Bad summary, but story... ain't that bad. All pairings!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,073 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 5/12/2007 - Published: 2/20/2007 - Tenten, Neji H.
Adventures of Infamous Missing Nin by animedragongirl reviews
Drabbles about Akatsuki. Nineteenth chapter: What are Deidara and Kisame planning? Why? And does it have to do with Orochimaru or a party? [Warning: Implied yaoi pairings: SasoDei and KisaIta]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 9,539 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 4/28/2007 - Published: 6/15/2006
Hit Me by Fenikkusu Ai reviews
Sometimes, Aster has to restrain himself from doing just that. Especially, when the other preson is Jaden Yuki. Non Yaoi.
Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 293 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/19/2007 - Aster/Edo P., Jaden Y./Jūdai Y. - Complete
Skittles by Miyako-hime reviews
AU Highschool Drabblish. Sasuke plus Skittles equals Sakura's joy! Please R&R! Better than it sounds.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 547 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Tame Me by NextNothingNew reviews
A simple, impulsive act in the night unfolds into much more than either genius ever considered. Spoiler for L's real name. Slash.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,836 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 4/2/2007 - Published: 3/13/2007 - Complete
20 Truths About Sasori and Deidara by homeostatis reviews
Twenty Random Truths about the Master and his Lackey. [Interpret as you will]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,091 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Summer Break, I Think NOT! by PurificationArrow reviews
The year is over, everyone goes back to their families for the break. Zane has dueling competitions, and invites the Rhodes siblings. This was supposed to be a break, but crazy fangirls, persistent boys, and news cameras await them around the corner.
Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,609 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 3/2/2007 - Published: 6/9/2006 - Alexis R./Asuka T., Zane T./Ryō M. - Complete
The Same Bowl by Streets of Fire reviews
Team 7 centric... Sakura and Sasuke fight. Naruto sleeps and then babbles about ramen, making everything better. One shot friendship mostly. Some language, thus the rating. REVISED EDITION NOW POSTED!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 972 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/25/2007 - Complete
Within a Snow Globe by Symphonious reviews
Neji can be an ass sometimes, and Tenten is almost always the victim. But what happens when she finds out and get REALLY angry? Neji x Tenten
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,303 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 28 - Published: 2/16/2007 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
You Say It Best When You Say 'You Suck' by Spirit of Water - Aqueria reviews
Due to some random twist of fate, Juudai and Edo get stuck in a toolshed. Oh, did I mention one of them is unconscious?
Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,121 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 2/9/2007 - Published: 1/26/2007 - Jaden Y./Jūdai Y., Aster/Edo P.
Guess Who by Hikari M666 reviews
Roped into working at a phone sex hotline, Sasuke loathes his job so much he's ready to kill. And when his very own 'satisfied' boyfriend rings the hotline, will his mood improve? Not bloody likely. SasuNaru, yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,702 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 726 - Follows: 110 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Twenty Truths About Hidan by Akatsuki210 reviews
Oneshot. Short vignettes about the immortal scythewielding member of Akatsuki.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,206 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 34 - Published: 1/7/2007 - Hidan - Complete
Curry Issues by Spirit of Water - Aqueria reviews
Saiou and Edo cook curry for absolutely no good reason and argue over something stupid.
Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 497 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/2/2007 - Aster/Edo P., T. Saiō/Sartorius - Complete
Christmas Traditions by 10joinfei reviews
The Rhodes and the Truesdales... Family friends. A little trick by Atticus durring their first Christmas together forms a special tradition between Alexis and Zane. ROYALSHIPPING! For Cheerleader101 Christmas Challenge. I DONT OWN ANYTHING! COMPLETE!
Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,965 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/21/2006 - Published: 11/28/2006 - Zane T./Ryō M., Alexis R./Asuka T. - Complete
Of Naming Team 13 by Toboe LoneWolf reviews
They've amassed quite a few names over the years. But in the end, they are Team Gai. Oneshot, 20truths
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,547 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 24 - Published: 12/7/2006 - Team Gai - Complete
Yakuza by Dolphin River reviews
[AU]The city of Konoha is run from behind the scenes by the Leaf, a major yakuza gang whose leader is the Hokage. However, there is something different about those who work for the gang...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,229 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/21/2006 - Published: 2/15/2006
Edward and The Shrew by Darth Vyper reviews
One hot vampire. One clumsy human. One miserable shrew. Put all three together and you'll never guess who's shrieking first. One shot of humour mingled with romance.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,735 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/10/2006 - Complete
Purple Sheets by thelondonlook reviews
Yuuta is gone for the day and Mizuki is left home, when he notices some stains on their sheets. He decides to get his new ones and surprise his lover...
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,223 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/26/2006 - Mizuki H., Fuji Y. - Complete
Seasons by blissyblissliss reviews
[Nejiten] To her, Neji wasn't just the embodiment of winter. ONESHOT
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 970 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/5/2006 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
The Little Seductress by LuvinAniManga reviews
Ino made a bet with Sakura: the first single man to walk in the door is the one she has to seduce into kissing her tonight. Backed into a corner, she agrees. What ensues when she sees it's THAT man?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,578 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 732 - Follows: 102 - Published: 7/22/2006 - Neji H., Sakura H. - Complete
Dream A Little Dream by YamiPaladinofChaos reviews
[Neji x Tenten] Sleeptalking can get you in trouble, especially if Naruto catches you, and especially if your name happens to be Hyuuga Neji.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,630 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 31 - Published: 6/7/2006 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Nosy Shinobies by kohana28 reviews
What will happen if the four best chuunins of Konoha decided to spy on the girls? Sasusaku Naruhina Shikaino Nejiten
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,498 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 6/2/2006 - Published: 1/2/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Le Gasp by Michelle H. C. Zhu reviews
Edo stumbles across Saiou and has a curious chat with him. Who came up with names like 'Aster' and 'Sartorius' anyway?
Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,776 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/29/2006 - Aster/Edo P., T. Saiō/Sartorius, Chazz P./Manjōme J., Jaden Y./Jūdai Y. - Complete
Please Don't Feed the Animals by Teh Future Mrs. Kyo Sohma reviews
Tohru and the Sohma's go to the zoo on a snowy day in Winter. But all does not go to plan as the Sohma's get followed, attacked and mauled by their animal counterparts! Very funny and cute.
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,014 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/17/2006 - Tohru H. - Complete
Possessive by blissyblissliss reviews
Oneshot [SasuSaku] She loved it whenever his possessive side for her emerged.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,447 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 628 - Follows: 99 - Published: 12/29/2005 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Super Drive by peroxidepest17 reviews
Yuki and Shuichi on a simple drive home.
Gravitation - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,271 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/18/2004
Remnants of Normality reviews
In which Mukuro is a stalker. In which Hibari is angry. In which Reborn is being his usual manipulative bastard. Tsuna feels like he's going to die- again. Sex, male pregnancy, and a smidge of violence. A nice sundae with a topping of 6918. Enjoy.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 954 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Complete