![]() Author has written 1 story for Fairy Tail. Hello, my fellow humans! I am, as you know, Kin'iro No Yami! It is such a pleasure to share my ideas for multiple forms of entertainment with others and have them critique them. It is also a pleasure to critique others' work and entertain myself by reading it. I hope that you have a splendiferous time reading my fan fictions, as I will with yours. Toodle-loo! Um... sorry 'bout that. I have these moments when I just go formal, like some kind of business woman or somethin'. Anyway, as the. . . other girl was saying, my name is Kin'iro No Yami. I live in the beautiful island of Trinidad and no, we do not speak like this. I just like to not have grammatical errors in anything I write. . .er, . . . type. I guess I should tell you a little more about myself. But, unlike anyone else, I'll do it in a song! (This song is 100% original and if anyone even thinks about stealing my property then I will burn your eyeballs out of your skull and use them as earings. Cheers. :) ) And to all my haters: Don't like me? Have a seat next to all the bitches waiting for me to give a fuck. "A-hem. My name is Yami! I like SAO! I am a Christian! I changed my pen name, And scene! I know, I know! I'm brilliant! :) I know I'm being extremely boastful right now so I should stop right now. Well, bye guys! Just kidding. I should tell you up front; I'm sharing this profile with one of my best friends. She is totally adorable! She can be really stupid at times so if you see any really funny fan fictions from me, it's her. She goes to the same school that I do. She is like a sister to me. More sisterly than my actual sisters! She actually tells people I'm her sister. I doubt that I would even be able to write fan fictions on this website if it wasn't for her. Speaking of sisters, my actual sister's name on this site is Author's Restraint. You should totally check her out. That is, if you're into Percy Jackson and Avengers. She likes those type of stuff. When she's not pissing me off, she's really cool. I can't believe I'm saying this but: I wouldn't trade her for anything in the world. Not even to. . .be the owner of Fairy Tail. I also have this younger sister-who's really cute, btdubs- who I really really love. In short, I love my entire family. I wouldn't trade them for the finest life in the entire universe. 35 Things to do in an Elevator 1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?" 2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off. 3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves. 4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral. 5. Meow occasionally. 6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly. 7. Say "DING!" at each floor. 8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons. 9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button. 10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on." 11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?" 12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone. 13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space." 14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you. 15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them. 16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones. 17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?" 18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!" 19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift. 20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers. 21. Swat at flies that don't exist. 22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it. 23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off. 24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you. 25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just SHUT UP!" 26. Walk on with a cooler that says "Human head" on the side. 27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently. 28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it. 29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..." 30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't. 31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style: "Is that your final answer?" 32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "You should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting. 33. Ask, "Did you feel that?" 34. Tell people that you can see their aura. 35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again." You say English, we say Japanese. You say cars, we say Nyan Cat. You say Justin Bieber, we say Vocaloid. You say swords, we say Bleach. You say reality, we say anime. You say comics, we say manga. You say countries, we say Hetalia. You say hello, we say Kon'nichiwa. You learn Japanese from classes, we learn from shows. You cry if a character dies, we have a rainbow of emotions. You only feel what your favourite person feels, we feel what everyone else is feeling. You crush on pop stars, we crush on anime characters. You think we're crazy, but we think you're just normal. You say souls, we say Soul Eater. You Say Ocean, We Say One Piece. You Say Guild, We say FAIRY TAIL. You Say Ninja,We Say Naruto. You say Family, We say Vongola. You say notebook,We say Death Note. You say Gay, We say Yaoi. You say Lesbian, We say Yuri. You say rabbits, we say Flying Mint Bunny You think we're fangirls/fanboys, but we're all Otakus. Re-post if you're a Otaku and proud! Girls Don't Realize These Things I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry But most of all; I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm Sorry I'm sorry Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?" If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry' If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'. (I am one of those girls.) XxXx Be the kind of woman that when your feet hit XxXx "We're all a little weird, and life's a little weird. And when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours we join up in mutual weirdness and call it love." If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven. The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... From Fire 1997 Her parents kept her Locked in an attic was a little toy bear It was old and worn out And had patches of hair She always talked to it When no one's around She lays there and hugs it Not a peep of sound Until her parents unlock the door Some more and more pain She'll have to endure A bruise on her leg A scar on her face Why would she be In such a horrible place? But she grabs her bear And softly cries She loves her parents But they want her to die She sits in the corner Quiet but thinking, "Please God, why is My life always sinking?" Such a bad life For a sad little kid She'd get beaten and beaten For anything she did Then one night Her mom came home high And the poor child was beaten As hours went by Then her mom suddenly Grabbed for a blade It was sharp and pointy One that she made She thrusted the blade Right in her chest, "You deserve to die You worthless piece of CRAP!" The mom walked out Leaving the girl slowly dying She grabbed her bear And again started crying Police showed up At the small little house Then quickly barged in Everything quiet as a mouse One officer slowly Opened a door To find the little girl Lying dead on the floor It must have been bad To go through so much harm But at least she died With her best friend in her arms A child dies every day from child abuse Without GOD, our days of the week would be named: Sinday, Mournday, Tearsday, Wasteday, Thirstday, Fightday, Shatterday. I am not ashamed of God! -Copied from J.C. Kali's profile. When you were 5, your mom gave you a ice cream cone. You thank her by yelling at her that it's the wrong kind. When you were 9, your mom drove you from swimming class to soccer and one birthday party to another. You thanked her by slamming the door and never looking back. When you were 10, your mom payed for piano classes. You thanked her by never coming to class. When you were 12, your mom was waiting for a very important call. You thanked her by talking on the phone all night. When you were 14, your mom payed for a month away at summer camp. You thanked her by not bothering to write a single letter. When you were 16, your mom taught you how to drive her car. You thanked her by taking it every chance you got. When you were 17, your mom drove you to the mall and gave you her credit card. You thanked her by maxing it out. When you were 18, your mom cried at your high school graduation. You thanked her by partying until dawn. When you were 20, your mom drove you to collage. You thanked her by saying good-bye to her outside the drom so you wouldn't have to say bye in front of your friends. When you were 26, your mom payed for your wedding. You thanked her by moving halfway across the world. When you were 30, your mom fell ill and needed you to take care of her. You thanked her by reading about the burden parents became to children. Then, one day, she quietly died and everything you did came crashing down on you. If YOU love your mom, re-post this and if you don't, you won't care if your mom dies, will you? Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master... He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher... He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer... He had no army, yet kings feared him... He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world... He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him... He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today If you believe in Jesus Christ put this on your profile. He'll see it. Why do we ((sleep)) in church, But stay ((awake)) through a 2 hour movie? Why is it so ((hard)) to talk about God, but so ((easy)) to Gossip? Why are we so ((bored)) when we look at a Christian magazine, but find it ((easy)) to read Playboy? Why is it so easy to ((ignore)) a Godly Facebook Wall Post, Yet we ((repost)) the nasty ones? Why are ((churches)) getting smaller, But ((bars and clubs)) are growing? Think about it, are you going to repost this? Are you going to ignore it, cause you think you'll get laughed at? Would You Have Read This if it Said... Read This In Gods Name? A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won't repost it? Too many people are on crack. If you're not, then add this to your bio. Drugs are bad news. Spread the word. If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this on your profile. There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile. If you love reading, copy this into your profile If you want to push a person of a cliff right now but that person happens to not exist, copy and paste this into your profile. If you talk out loud to yourself, copy this into your profile Too many people have smoked marijuana. If you haven't, write this to your profile. If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. 98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels. If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys, then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE If you wish Anime was real in this world copy & paste this on to your profile!!!! If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile. If you love Fanfiction.net, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever done anything stupid in your life, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have a strange addict for peanuts with chocolate,copy and paste this on your profile. If you hate JB, copy and paste this on your profile. 98% of Girls would cry if Justin Bieber dissapeared off the face of the Earth. Post this on your page if you are one of the 2% that would run around the house screaming: "Yay! I'll never have to hear his irritating voice ever again!" If your favourite anime is Fairy Tail copy and paste this onto your profile If you prefer Black, blue or red over most colours copy and paste this onto your profile If you are addicted to fanfiction copy and paste this onto your profile If you love an anime character, not a real person copy and paste this onto your profile. "REMEMBER WHEN" REMEMBER WHEN .. getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?'m 0 m' (was your hero)and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?when - WAR- was a card game and life was simple and care free? Remember when all you wanted to do WAS GROW UP? Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now! Copy and Paste this into your profile if you LOVE chocolate cake To Lisanna, with love Roses are red Violets are blue Natsu's for Lucy Not for you --The NaLu Group (We know who you are.) NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings PJO FANS:won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast PJO FANS:will tell Zeus to make it rain NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG! PJO FANS: say OH MY GODS! (No censorship meant; it's just a obsession fan thing) NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you! PJO FANS: say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you! NORMAL PEOPLE: think that PJO fans are stupid PJO FANS: know that normal people are stupid NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY! PJO FANS: when being chased use their awesome demigod powers NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms PJO FANS: yell at Zeus to calm down NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation PJO FANS: would try and find Camp Half Blood NORMAL PEOPLE:don't have this on their profile PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile! If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. If you love Fanfiction.net, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. If you're obsessed with PJO like me, copy this into your profile. If you can understand this, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly (about 24 hours now not counting the few hours of sleep), Alleyanna Cullen,hugz.4.all.the.emo.boyz, WritingRocks6 (hoo yeah), GlindaFied26, XxXpurplelilyxXx Bookluvrxoxo, Daydreamer897, The Friendly Chupacabra, Shorty and KG Inc.(:D), AVirgoGirl, xcheergrlx3, Mrs.DiAngelo, Percabethrox17, Nico's Future Wife, DaughterofPoseidon32498, Annabeth Supporter, awesomexxxadrienne, CarriieBerriie, CoolWater123, NuEra, Thalia Grace-Pinecone Face,Thalia G.Annabeth C., Jacquline Esperanza Tafoya,BadWolf101, Flabbergastedness,Natsucrush106,Faemons Even when you can’t see Him, GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile. If you ever wondered who made up all of the 'copy this into your profile' things then copy this into your profile. 92% of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch decided that breathing wasn't cool!! Put this on your profile if you would be one of the 8% laughing hysterically in the background 95% of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the 5% who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile. Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for some scientists' likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!! If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. If you absolutely cannot live without one or more or all of these books series (Harry Potter, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Artemis Fowl), copy and paste this into your profile! If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. IF YOU'RE OBSESSED WITH PJO LIKE ME, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE. (Notice this is capitalized, italicized, bolded, and underlined. I am SUPER OBSESSED. And proud of it!) If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile. If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven. If you belive in Jesus Christ put this on your profile. Did you know that 96% of people even if they say they are Christains will not stand up for him. So if your one of the people that is in the 4% group put this on your profile. If you deny it you are denying Jesus Christ yourself. In the Bible it says that if you deny Him, He will deny you right in front off his father. So put this on your file if you ever want to walk through the gates to heaven. Please do this. :D :D :D :D If you believe in Jesus Christ put this on your profile. He'll see it. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile. 92 percent of American teenagers would die if American Eagle told them it was uncool to breathe. If you are one of the 8 who would stand there and laugh, copy this into your profile. If Justin Bieber was about to jump off a cliff, 97% of girls would be crying their eyes out and screaming "DON'T DO IT!!!" But I would be a part of the other 3% that would be screaming and jumping on the couch with excitement with a bowl of popcorn at hand saying "JUMP JUMP JUMP!!!" Copy and paste this onto your profile if you are that 3%. If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile 1F Y0U C4N UND3R574ND 7H15 M355463 C0PY 17 4ND P4573 17 1N70 Y0UR PR0F1L3 Olny fteefin prenect of poelpe can raed this. If you are one to taht prenect, cpoy and pstae tihs itno yuor porflie If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile. If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. ( I do it when a teacher stares at me.. They made jokes about calling the giggle police all day... ) If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this on your profile. ( all the time ) If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. (The irony...) If you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile(ironic, huh?) If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could have clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile If you cried or almost did during/after reading The Mark of Athena, copy this to your profile If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile. If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it, copy and paste this into your profile. If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this into your profile If Fanfiction is your way of escaping reality and the rest of the boring people in the world and truly "unleashing your imagination" then paste this in your profile and add your name: Emerald Princess 14, StardustFromThePlanetGallifrey, NarnianLady, KingdomHeartsNerd, Lady Alice101, Lmb111514, Amazing-Thalia-Grace, Jacquline Esperanza Tafoya, BadWolf101, Flabbergastedness, Natsucrush106, CrAyOlApEnS If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you have ever had a crush on a book character copy this to your profile ( Leo Valdez for me ) Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?" If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. (my friends and family think I am weird 4 this one) If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, LiveForInsanity, Billvy, Sheena Is A Punk Rocker, Bellawhitlock51, dragonsdeathangel, Razzledazzy, EvilGeniusBookWorm13, Lady Alice101, Lmb111514, Amazing-Thalia-Grace, Jacquline Esperanza Tafoya, BadWolf101, Flabbergastedness, Natsucrush106, CrAyOlApEnS If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile. (Both me and my friend are insane...) =D If you think that people who don't like PJO are crazy/stupid/losers, copy this into your profile. If you think Hades is cool, copy and past this to your profile If you've ever randomly fallen out of your chair, copy this into your profile. There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" things, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile. if you can raed tihs, cpoy tihs itno yuor polrfie, and sea if ohtres can raed it. If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer] TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE STAR IS SANG TO THE SAME TUNE AS THE ALPHABET...copy this onto your profile if you just sang it in your head to see if its true. ( my brother did this one time, a long time ago.. I just remebered that time... does it count? we kept messing up =D ) If you actually take the time to read copy and pastes, copy this onto your profile If Orlando Bloom said to stop breathing, 99 percent of girls currently on the face of the Earth would be dead right now. Put this on your profile if you'd be the 1 percent still alive and laughing. I do not do drugs. I do sugar. If you're someone who does sugar, copy this into your profile. if you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever yelled at an inanimate object for not listening to you, copy and paste this into your profile If you've ever had a conversation with yourself, copy this to your profile. If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc, and the people who kill the animals don't use the meat, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever shouted out the first thing that comes to mind, copy and paste this to your profile. ( I'V SAID RUDE THINGS TO PEOPLE.. ) 98 percent of teenagers drink or have been around alcohol, put this in your profile if you like MUFFINS! If you are one of the few middle/high school girls who haven't given in to makeup, copy/paste this on their page. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. (This should be everyone!) If you are against animal abuse, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: RogueWarrior869, BlackWolfHowling, Bubble Blower, roughdiamond5, Green.Winged.Mistress, MoonStarWithWings, Yourcool79, Someone aka Me, Angelauthor14, James018, TheDeadOne28, Amazing-Thalia-Grace, Flabbergastedness,Natsucrush106, CrAyOlApEnS If you love Jesus and believe that he loves you back, copy and paste this on your profile Ninety-six percent of teens in the world today don't stand up for God. If you are one of the 4 percent that does put this in your profile. If you think Goldilocks should be arrested for breaking and entering and the bears should have reported her, copy this into your profile. I am the girl ... that doesn't go to school dances, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on My Space, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or a regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird, who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone. PrettyFanGirl, Truth Be Told 13, DEFiiANCE, Angel of Apathy, Vic Taylor, Erma Buckles, butterfly1415, NotEverJulietNeedsARomeo (got this from fictionpress.net), Kisara the BlueEyesWhiteDragon, talkstoangels77, Wings of Wind, Stargazer-Aika, Mangascribbler, ohshcgirl, Author's Restraint, Kin'iro No Yami Most girls like pink Most girls think this is stupid and hate it, What Abortion Does to the Unborn Month one Mommy Month Two Mommy Month Three You know what Mommy Month Four Mommy Month Five You went to the doctor today. Month Six I can hear that doctor again. Month Seven Mommy Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cried post this in your profile. Now let me make things clear; I have NOTHING against blondes, but these jokes are just so funny that I decided to post them up. A blonde went to an electronic store and she asked, "How much is this TV?" The salesman said, "Sorry, we don''t sell to blondes." The next day she came back as a brunette. She asked the salesman how much the TV was. He said, "Sorry, we don''t sell to blondes." The next day she came back as a red head and asked the salesman how much the TV was. He said, "Sorry we don''t sell to blondes." She replied, " I came in here as a brunette and a red head. How do you know I am a blonde?" Everything is funny as long as it is happening to someone else. Evening news is when they start off with Good Evening and then proceed to telling you why it isn't. I don’t mind if you sleep in class, but please do not snore, you are disrupting those who are sleeping. One day, I wondered why the Frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me. I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. A blonde walked into a gas station and said to the manager, ''I locked my keys in my car. Do you have a coat hanger or something I can stick through the window to unlock the door?'' ''Why sure,'' said the manager, ''we have something that works especially well for that.'' A couple minutes later, the manager walked outside to see how the blonde was doing and he heard another voice. ''No, no! A little to the left,'' said the other blonde inside the car. Once there were three bats. They lived in a cave surrounded by three castles. One night the bats made a bet to see who could drink the most blood. The first bat comes home one night and has blood dripping off his fangs. The other two bats are amazed and asked how much blood he had drunk. The first bat said, "See that castle over there? I drank the blood of three people." The second bat goes out on his night and comes back with blood around his mouth. The other two bats are astonished and ask how many people's blood had he drunk. The bat said, "See that castle over there. I drank the blood of five people." The third bat goes out on his night and comes back covered in blood. This was totally amazing to the other two bats. They ask how much blood he drank. The 3rd bat said, "See that castle over there?" and the other bats nod. "Well," says the third bat, "I didn't." Why did the mirror have holes in it? Cause a blond tried to shoot herself! Why did the mirror have 6 holes in it? A blonde tried to shoot herself! Why did the mirror have 6 holes in it? A blonde tried to shoot herself! A blonde is driving along a deserted country road with fields on either side. She looks out the window and sees another blonde in the middle of a field, in a rowboat, rowing and rowing. She stops the car, rolls down the window and yells, "You know it's blondes like you who give the rest of us blondes a bad name!" Getting no reaction from the blonde in the rowboat, she screams, "If I could swim I'd come out there and punch you out!" A newlywed farmer and his wife were visited by her mother, who immediately demanded an inspection of the place. While they were walking through the barn, the farmer's mule suddenly reared up and kicked the mother-in-law in the head, killing her instantly. At the funeral service a few days later, the farmer stood near the casket and greeted folks as they walked by. The pastor noticed that whenever a woman would whisper something to the farmer, he would nod his head "Yes" and say something. Whenever a man walked by and whispered to the farmer, he would shake his head, "No" and mumble a reply. Curious, the pastor later asked the farmer what that was all about. The farmer replied, ''The women would say, 'What a terrible tragedy' and I would nod my head and say, 'Yes, it was.' The men would ask, 'You wanna sell that mule?' and I would shake my head and say, 'Can't. It's all booked up for a year.'" What do you call a smart blonde? A golden retriever. I got a lot of ideas. The problem is that most of them suck. Last night, I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and thought to myself, Where the heck is the ceiling? Don’t worry, they can’t hit us from this fa... -last words of a Civil war general ERROR: Keyboard not found! Press any key to continue. Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? It takes 47 to frown and 13 to smile, but it takes 0 to sit there with a dumb look on your face. The inventor of Crest Toothpaste passed away. Four out of five dentists went to his funeral. The quotes just keep getting better and better. When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep-- not screaming, like the passengers in his car. I'm the kind of girl who will burst out laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday. Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door Don't think of yourself as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey. The blondes just keep getting dumber and dumber. Why did the blonde nurse take a red magic marker to work?
A blonde's house was on fire. She called 911 and started screaming, "Help me, please! My house is burning! Hurry!" The operator said, "Okay, calm down and we'll be there soon. How do we get to your house?" The blonde answered, "Duh, in that big red truck!" How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree? Wave! A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough." A man buys a lie detector robot that slaps people who lie. He decides to test it at dinner. He asks his son, "Son, where were you today during school hours?" "At school." The robot slaps the son. "Okay, I went to the movies!" The father asks, "Which one?" "Harry Potter." The robot slaps the son again. "Okay, I was watching porn!" The father replies, "What? When I was your age I didn't even know what porn was!" The robot slaps the father. The mom chimes in, "Haha! After all, he is your son!" The robot slaps the mother. A family is at the dinner table. The son asks the father, “Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?” The father, surprised, answers, “Well, son, a woman goes through three phases. In her 20s, a woman’s breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s and 40s, they are like pears, still nice, hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions.” “Onions?” the son asks. “Yes. You see them and they make you cry.” This infuriated his wife and daughter. The daughter asks, “Mom, how many different kinds of willies are there?” The mother smiles and says, “Well, dear, a man goes through three phases also. In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30s and 40s, it’s like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50s, it’s like a Christmas tree.” “A Christmas tree?” the daughter asks. “Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration.” A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug, and have sex.” The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy’s vagina. That’s how you get a baby, honey.” The child seems to comprehend. “Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?” “Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry.” The teacher asked Jimmy, "Why is your cat at school today Jimmy?" Jimmy replied crying, "Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, 'I am going to eat that p*ssy once Jimmy leaves for school today!'" What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? "We better get some support before someone thinks we're nuts!" There are three friends named Mad, Brain, and Fight. One day Fight went missing and his friends Mad and Brain started searching for him. Then Brain said, "Mad, let's file a missing person report with the police." When they were about to walk into the police station, Brain said, "Mad, you go and make the report. I will wait for you here." Mad said, "Okay." Mad walked in but no police officers paid attention to him. Then he saw a policeman drinking a cup of coffee. Mad went to the officer, smacked the table, and the cup of coffee flew in the air, landing in the officer's lap. Angry, the policeman asked, "Are you looking for a fight?" Mad replied, "Yes, I am." The policeman asked, "Are you mad?" Mad replied, "Yes, I am Mad." The policeman then asked, "Don't you have a brain?" Mad replied, "Brain is outside sir." I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629." Dear NASA, Your mom thought I was big enough. - Pluto Q: What did one hat say to another? Q: Why did the cookie cry? Q: How do you fix a broken tuba? Q: Why couldn't Dracula’s wife get to sleep? A magician was driving down the road... then he turned into a driveway. Q: Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil? Q: Why do milking stools only have three legs? Q: Why didn't the paraplegic look in the mirror? Q: What do you call a wandering caveman? Q: What do you do with a sick boat? Q: What do you do with epileptic lettuce? Q: What’s the difference between a lentil and a chickpea? My sister asked me to take off her clothes. So I took off her shirt. Then she said, “Take off my skirt.” So I took off her skirt. “Take off my shoes.” I took off her shoes. “Now take off my bra and panties.” So I took them off. Then she looked at me and said, “I don’t want to catch you wearing my things ever again.” (I bet you were thinking something really perverted. Don't worry, so was I!) They say you can never judge a book by its cover. But it’s the only way to Q: What did Gandhi say to the British, after they asked him to move? A Very Long List of Ridiculous Facts and Pointless Crap (Just to keep you company during the long trip to the bottom of the page... and maybe you'll learn something about myself too!) If you have ever tripped over your own feet... If you talk back to the television... If you have ever fallen up a set of stairs... If you hate those obnoxious snobby people... If you have ever done something without even realizing it until you've done it... If you have ever asked a really stupid and obvious question... If you don't do drugs... If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say right before you say it... If you have ever slapped yourself or banged your head on the table... If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing only to start walking away and remember... If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both... If you are a part of the 99.9% of English speakers who do know the difference between "brunet" and "brunette", or when and when not to spell the word "blond" with an "e"... If you have ever tried to lick your elbow knowing it was physically impossible... If you are one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews... If you have ever attempted alchemy by clapping your hands or drawing an array... If you are among the people of the world you HATE math, suck at it and think anyone who likes it is weird... If you don't get why people can't accept a platonic relationship between a boy and a girl... If you are one of the proud teens or adults who have a v-o-c-a-b-u-l-a-r-y and do not limit themselves to acronyms and the word "like"... If you think that that it's not fair that guys in manga and anime are almost always better than ones in the real world... If you have a lot of fanfic ideas in your head but are unable to bring yourself to write them... If you think that stories that make fun of stereotypical fanfic ideas are funny... If you actually take the time to read other peoples profiles... If you have ever read past two in the morning... If you have ever laughed so hard that you couldn't breathe and ended up silently laughing and crying... If you have ever read a 250 page book in less than one day... If you believe that over half of all you say/write/think doesn't come out right and is complete stupidity... If you have ever been so wrapped up in thinking about anime/fanart/fanfictions that you zone out and join reality again 5 minutes later... If you've ever had a crush on an anime character... If you are obsessive with all of your anime stuff in the "touch and die" sort of way... If you have added the names of characters of any anime/game/etc. to your word dictionary because the red squiggly line annoys the heck out of you... If you know that you are not perfect because nobody is... If you have ever pulled a door that said push... If you absolutely LOVE sleeping... If you get inspired to write at random moments through the day... Then copy and paste this to your profile! FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you. BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?" (I don't hate gay people. I just don't like they're lifestyle.) FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you. BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..." FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall. BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?" (My new favourite line) FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince. BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you. FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!" FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda. BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you. FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in. FRIENDS: Will help you move. BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies. FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!" FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandma, by Grandpa. BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Granny, GRAMPS! FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying "DAMN!" we messed up!" FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial. FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story... FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME." FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell. FRIENDS: Ask why you're crying. BEST FRIENDS: Already has the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry. FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Bitch drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!" FRIENDS: comfort you when you fight with your boyfriend. BEST FRIENDS: go over to his house and kicks his ass. FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: sit next to you singing the jail song or say, "That was fun! Let's do it again!" FRIENDS: Will pick out a cute chick-flick to watch with you on movie nigh.t BEST FRIENDS: Will pick out "The Ring" for movie night then scare you in the process. FRIENDS: Will be embarrassed when all goes silent and you start to sing the song that has been stuck in your head for days BEST FRIENDS: Will be singing along with you FRIENDS: Tell you to forget it when you say you want to vandalize a guy's house BEST FRIENDS: best friends are the ones getting fined by the police with you FRIENDS: Think your insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline BEST FRIENDS: Are jumping with you FRIENDS: come over every couple of months for a sleepover BEST FRIENDS: are your weekend boarders FRIENDS: are offended when you make fun of them BEST FRIENDS: kick your ass and all's forgiven FRIENDS: are shy around your boyfriend BEST FRIENDS: will tease him till he blushes redder than a fire engine FRIENDS: don't see you if you're sick BEST FRIENDS: Are there when you're sitting in a bed under a blanket with a thermometer, book, and your phone FRIENDS:dare you to scream into the street BEST FRIENDS: dare you to go streaking FRIENDS: call you retarded for running threw bleachers yelling "IT'S PICKLE TIME!" BEST FRIENDS: are screaming and running with you FRIENDS: Meet your boyfriend and say nice to meet you BEST FRIENDS: Meet your boyfriend and scare the Hell out of him by threatening to break every bone in his body if he hurts you FRIENDS: Will tell you they know how you feel BEST FRIENDS: Will sit down and cry with you FRIENDS: Ask nicely for your stuff BEST FRIENDS: Just shout "GIMME" FRIENDS: Wait to call you at a reasonable hour BEST FRIENDS: Will call you at two in the freaking morning FRIENDS: Won't let you do stupid things BEST FRIENDS: won't let you do stupid things 'alone'. «FRIENDS: Will help you take care of your sick dog «BEST FRIENDS: Will stand right next to you screaming "JUST LET IT BE!" FRIENDS: Will buy you lunch BEST FRIENDS: Will eat yours FRIENDS: will come and ask you to get a drink with her if some strange boy grabs you on the dance floor and you need an 'out'. BEST FRIENDS: Will push herself in between you and the punk, wrap her arms around you, and say. "I'm sorry she's here with me, find your own date." FRIENDS: Will not try anything that will embarrass you while near your crush. BEST FRIENDS: Will cackle evilly and try to push you 'by accident' into him while standing next to him. LOL! Girls are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. The boys don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right boy to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree Copy and paste if you are a girl Many girls obsess about how to be the perfect girlfriend. The truth is most guys are happy enough just to have a girlfriend. However, it is important to know that for guys, being respected is the most important thing. Guys want to know that you think they are powerful and strong. Also do not disregard his complement. If he tells you that he thinks that you look beautiful, don't tell him that you are ugly. You may be acting modest, or displaying your own insecurities, but to him, you are saying that his complements don't mean a thing. If you hate Justin Bieber, post this on your profile If you would rather watch anime than to kill someone, post this on your profile These things here are not from me, but some people on this website, I put them on my profile because they are meaningful. If you want, copy and paste this on your profile. Why you shouldn't steal from your older siblings: ( Try not to cry at this, I dare you not to. I didn't cry. But I have a heart! ) Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school, He told his friends that it was cool, And when he pulled the trigger back, It shot with a great, huge crack. Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told, I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold! When I went to school that day, I never said good-bye. I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry. When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another, And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother. Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much, And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush. And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class, And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this. But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss. And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry. Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest, But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could please listen to me if you would, I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid, I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live. But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late, Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel the date. I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you" So, Please if you would,?Don't smash this on the ground. If you pass this on, Maybe people will cry and remember how blessed they truly are, Just keep this in your heart, For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye". Now you have 2 choices, 1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as "Try Not To Cry" 2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how? cold-hearted you really are...it's okay to cry. "A reader lives a thousand lives before they die but the man who never reads lives only once." "We accept the love we think we deserve." "It is a happiness to wonder; it is a happiness to dream." -Edgar Allen Poe "Even after all this time?" "Always." -Albus Dumbledore and Severus Snape. "Some stories stay with us forever." -J. K. Rowling "Oh my God, are you crying?" "No, I'm fangirling. There's a difference." "Rick Riordan, god of cliffhangers. (Psh, Heck yeah!)" "Teacher: Dear class, don't think I don't know it when you're texting. No one just looks at their crotch and smiles." "We are all a little weird and Life's a little weird. And when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with then and fall in mutual weirdness and call it Love." -Dr.Seuss "We are as likely to hurt the universe as we are to help it." -Augustus Waters to Peter Van Houten RICK RIORDAN, GOD OF CLIFFHANGERS, STORIES, AND ALL EVIL THERE IS!!! ( ALSO KNOWN TO PJO AND HOO FANS WORLD WIDE: The HeartBreaker, Aphrodite's child; blessed by Apollo, The cliffy masta. and so on. ) Holding Hands- Girls : If you want to hold his hand, gently bump into it a couple of times. Guys : Grab it if it happens more than once. Cuddling- Girls : When you want to cuddle with him, tell him you're cold. Guys : Automatically move closer to her. Movies- Girls : During a movie, if he puts his arm around you, tilt your head on his shoulder Guys : Lift her chin up and kiss her. Loving each other- Guys : When she tells you she loves you, look deep into her eyes, give her a peck on the lips, and tell her you love her too... And mean it. Laying below the stars- Girls : When you're both laying under the stars, put your head on his chest and close your eyes as you listen to his steady heart beat Guys : Whisper in her ear and link your hands with hers. Guys repost this if you agree. Girls repost this if you think it's cute. Every Guy who isn't a jerk will agree with this, so we hope that all the girls that read this will repost this
1. If you constantly talk to yourself. 2. If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. I wonder why I talk to myself so much?) 3. If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word deliver could mean removing someones liver?) 4. If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs! 5. If you live off of sugar and caffeine. 6. If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet. 7. If you know what writer's block is. 8. If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random, or full of critisism. ( I DON'T GET REVIEWS IN MY INBOX!! ) 9. If, when replying to someone elses e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether. 10. If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground. 11. If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper. 12. If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard. 13. If you memorized your keyboard. 14. If people think you might have A.D.D. 15. If you think it'd be cool to have A.D.D. 16. If you have a grudge against Mary-sue's...even though you wrote a story with one in the past. 17. If you know what a Mary-sue is. 18. If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no apparent reason. 19. If your friends dont even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason. 20. If you go crazy over simple spelling/ grammar errors. 21. If you don't like critisism, although you are a critic yourself. 22. If you tend to dream about your stories at night. 23. If you write stories based on your dreams. 24. If you can recite the alphabet backwards. 25. If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense. 26. If you can type/ write fast. REALLY fast. 27. If you write 1000-word rough drafts for your story, then erase it and write something totally different for the final. 28. If you know basic writer terms (ex: beta-, canon, lemon...etc.) 29. If you know what 'etc' really means, and know the elongated written version of it... 30. And finally, the number one way to tell if your'e a good writer: If you failed English 101 Randomness: There is a guy who had his iPod surgically attached to his wrist. It was completely inside, you couldn't see the edge, only the screen. What one of my friends was wondering is, how did the guy charge his iPod? (Good question...) PM if you think you know the answer (cuz I seriously don't!) This is unbelievably true: When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind. When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply. When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around. When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all. When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying. When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever. When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered. When a girl says "I love you." she means it. When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that. Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person. Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him. The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead, Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats. The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him. The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.". If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life. If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you. Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you. Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere. So get ready for the biggest shock of your life. If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity. Repost this to your profile, and spare yourself the emotional stress This is from Kyuubi69Assassin The star of the football team has a blind dad who always comes to his games, even though he can't see him play. One day, the dad gets sick and dies before the night of his son's big game. The team is expecting him to slack off, mourning the death of his father. But he played the best game he EVER had, making the winning touchdown & many amazing plays. The coach is amazed, so he asked, "How did you play so well even after your father has passed? The boy stares right at him, and says "This is the first time he has ever seen me play." Copy this on your page if it made you laugh or cry. Teacher: Percy, stop playing in the water! Percy: SPLISH! SPLASH! SPLISH! SPLASH! Teacher: Annabeth, let other kids use the legos too! Annabeth: Look! I made the Eiffel Tower! Teacher: Jason! Never put your finger in an electrical outlet! Jason: LOL, Sparks. Teacher: Piper, you can't always get your way! Piper: *charmspeaks* I want the teddy! Teacher: Hazel, play with the other kids! Hazel: *hides in the corner clutching jewels* Teacher: Frank, calm down! Frank: I'm a bird! CAW! CAW! CAW! Teacher: Leo Valdez!!! Leo: *finger on fire* Cool! Percy: SPLASH! SPLASH! SPLASH! Annabeth:My legos! Jason: Sparky! Sparky! Piper: My teddy! Hazel: *still in the corner* Frank: CAW! CAW! CAW! Leo: This boy is on fireeee!!!!!!!! Teacher: o Teacher: Kill me now! Post this on your pages if you love HoO: Imagine the 7 playing monopoly together Hazel we see you moving the pieces Piper stop charmspeaking yourself out of jail Jason you can't electrocute yourself to victory Percy you can't have a swimming pool in your hotel Frank there's no Canada on the board calm down Leo stop building things with the pieces ANNABETH STOP WINNING JUST LOSE ALREADY!! Perseus Jackson, Savior of Olympus Electricity. That's what will shock you if you mess with Thalia Grace. Riptide. Percy's lethal ballpoint pen. Clarisse. That's who will go after you if you beat her in a battle. Yellow duffle bags. Helped Percy, Tyson and Annabeth. Jason Grace. Thalia's "lost" little brother. Annabeth Chase. Percy's girlfriend and official architect of Olympus. Chiron, Trainer of heroes. Kaleidoscope. What Piper's eyes look like to Jason. Son of Neptune. The second book in the HOO series. Olympus. Home of the gods. Nico Di Angelo, Son of Hades Atlas. Zoe's father. Never back down. That phrase reminds me of TLO. Dionysus. God of Wine (More like god of Diet Coke) Thalia Grace. Hunter of Artemis and Daughter of Zeus. Hephaestus. The father of our favorite fire boy.:) Empathy link. What Percy and Grover have. Save Grover's life a couple times Officers. The immortal skeletons dressed up as officers. Lupa. That she-wolf we all want to know about. Yancy Academy. Where Percy studied at when he was 12. Morpheus. The god of dreams. Put NYC to sleep in TLO. Persephone. The kiddnapped wife of Hades. Believes every hero is brave and wants to give them a chance. Ichor. Blood of the gods. Artemis. Goddess of the Hunt. Has hunters including Thalia. Nothing lasts forever. Except the REAL and TRUE God, Jesus Christ. Dear bullies, The girl you just called fat? She is over-dosing on diet pills. The girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting make-up on, hoping people will like her. The boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home. That guy you just made fun of for crying? His mother is dying. See that boy doing his homework in homeroom? Last night he Talked His friend out of suicide. See that girl you just called fat? She is starving herself. See that old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars? He fought for our country. See that young boy you must made fun of for always being sick? He has to walk home in the snow cause his family is too poor. Re-Post this if u r against bullying. I bet 95% of u won't. Your life would probably not be as harsh as theirs Put this on your profile if you're against bullying. I bet 95% of you won't do. I AM AGAINST DOMESTIC ABUSE! Seriously, why would someone want to hurt the ones they love?! I cry when I hear songs about violence and domestic abuse. If you are being abused at home, at school or anywhere don't be afraid to tell the police. Have faith in God and he WILL help you! I am also against the LGBT system. I am a hardcore Christian and if I stay quiet and not take a stand against it, that means I'm secretly consenting. And I do not consent. God made Adam and Eve. Not Eve and Eva or Adam and Steve! And if you're a girl or boy, He made you that specific gender for a reason! If you change your gender, then you're telling Him He didn't do a good job. Anyway, if you are against any of the above, copy and paste this on your profile. Hope you read my fics. HAPPY READING EVERYBODY!!!!!!! Ah gone dey! |
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