Kin'iro No Yami
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Hello, my fellow humans! I am, as you know, Kin'iro No Yami! It is such a pleasure to share my ideas for multiple forms of entertainment with others and have them critique them. It is also a pleasure to critique others' work and entertain myself by reading it. I hope that you have a splendiferous time reading my fan fictions, as I will with yours. Toodle-loo!

Um... sorry 'bout that. I have these moments when I just go formal, like some kind of business woman or somethin'. Anyway, as the. . . other girl was saying, my name is Kin'iro No Yami. I live in the beautiful island of Trinidad and no, we do not speak like this. I just like to not have grammatical errors in anything I write. . .er, . . . type. I guess I should tell you a little more about myself. But, unlike anyone else, I'll do it in a song! (This song is 100% original and if anyone even thinks about stealing my property then I will burn your eyeballs out of your skull and use them as earings. Cheers. :) ) And to all my haters: Don't like me? Have a seat next to all the bitches waiting for me to give a fuck.

"A-hem. My name is Yami!
And I hate Nali!
I like Lisanna, though.
I despise, abhor it. (Nali)
But Nalu, I adore it!
They make a splendiferous couple!

I like SAO!
And PJO!
The moon and the stars as well.
I like to call it
"La Luna!"
I also like tuna!
I have a fascination for shells!

I am a Christian!
I really listen
When my friends tell me all their problems!
I often try to fix them,
But I create mayhem.
Although my friends say that it worked out well.

I changed my pen name,
From Kerito Asuana
To Kin'iro No Yami!
Sorry folks who know me
As Kerito Asuana,
But I still have the same stories!

And scene! I know, I know! I'm brilliant! :) I know I'm being extremely boastful right now so I should stop right now. Well, bye guys!

Just kidding.

I should tell you up front; I'm sharing this profile with one of my best friends. She is totally adorable! She can be really stupid at times so if you see any really funny fan fictions from me, it's her. She goes to the same school that I do. She is like a sister to me. More sisterly than my actual sisters! She actually tells people I'm her sister. I doubt that I would even be able to write fan fictions on this website if it wasn't for her. Speaking of sisters, my actual sister's name on this site is Author's Restraint. You should totally check her out. That is, if you're into Percy Jackson and Avengers. She likes those type of stuff. When she's not pissing me off, she's really cool. I can't believe I'm saying this but: I wouldn't trade her for anything in the world. Not even to. . .be the owner of Fairy Tail. I also have this younger sister-who's really cute, btdubs- who I really really love. In short, I love my entire family. I wouldn't trade them for the finest life in the entire universe.

35 Things to do in an Elevator

1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5. Meow occasionally.

6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.

7. Say "DING!" at each floor.

8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.

9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.

16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

21. Swat at flies that don't exist.

22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it.

23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.

24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.

25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just SHUT UP!"

26. Walk on with a cooler that says "Human head" on the side.

27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.

28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.

29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."

30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.

31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style: "Is that your final answer?"

32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "You should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.

33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"

34. Tell people that you can see their aura.

35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."

You say English, we say Japanese.

You say cars, we say Nyan Cat.

You say Justin Bieber, we say Vocaloid.

You say swords, we say Bleach.

You say reality, we say anime.

You say comics, we say manga.

You say countries, we say Hetalia.

You say hello, we say Kon'nichiwa.

You learn Japanese from classes, we learn from shows.

You cry if a character dies, we have a rainbow of emotions.

You only feel what your favourite person feels, we feel what everyone else is feeling.

You crush on pop stars, we crush on anime characters.

You think we're crazy, but we think you're just normal.

You say souls, we say Soul Eater.

You Say Ocean, We Say One Piece.

You Say Guild, We say FAIRY TAIL.

You Say Ninja,We Say Naruto.

You say Family, We say Vongola.

You say notebook,We say Death Note.

You say Gay, We say Yaoi.

You say Lesbian, We say Yuri.

You say rabbits, we say Flying Mint Bunny

You think we're fangirls/fanboys, but we're all Otakus.

Re-post if you're a Otaku and proud!


Girls Don't Realize These Things

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you.

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk.

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants.

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised.

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "Your Guy."

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk.

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things.

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club.

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date.

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out, you went home with another guy.

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4 am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but you're not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend.

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around.

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work.

I'm sorry
That you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care.

But most of all;

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore.

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am.

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared.

I'm sorry
That I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'. (I am one of those girls.)

XxXx

Be the kind of woman that when your feet hit
the ground each morning the devil says,
"OH CRAP, SHE'S UP"!

XxXx

"We're all a little weird, and life's a little weird. And when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours we join up in mutual weirdness and call it love."

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

From Fire 1997

Her parents kept her

Locked in an attic

H
er only friend

was a little toy bear

It was old and worn out

And had patches of hair

She always talked to it

When no one's around

She lays there and hugs it

Not a peep of sound

Until her parents

unlock the door

Some more and more pain

She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg

A scar on her face

Why would she be

In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear

And softly cries

She loves her parents

But they want her to die

She sits in the corner

Quiet but thinking,

"Please God, why is

My life always sinking?"

Such a bad life

For a sad little kid

She'd get beaten and beaten

For anything she did

Then one night

Her mom came home high

And the poor child was beaten

As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly

Grabbed for a blade

It was sharp and pointy

One that she made

She thrusted the blade

Right in her chest,

"You deserve to die

You worthless piece of CRAP!"

The mom walked out

Leaving the girl slowly dying

She grabbed her bear

And again started crying

Police showed up

At the small little house

Then quickly barged in

Everything quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly

Opened a door

To find the little girl

Lying dead on the floor

It must have been bad

To go through so much harm

But at least she died

With her best friend in her arms

A child dies every day from child abuse

Without GOD, our days of the week would be named:

Sinday,

Mournday,

Tearsday,

Wasteday,

Thirstday,

Fightday,

Shatterday.

I am not ashamed of God!

-Copied from J.C. Kali's profile.

When you were 5, your mom gave you a ice cream cone. You thank her by yelling at her that it's the wrong kind.

When you were 9, your mom drove you from swimming class to soccer and one birthday party to another. You thanked her by slamming the door and never looking back.

When you were 10, your mom payed for piano classes. You thanked her by never coming to class.

When you were 12, your mom was waiting for a very important call. You thanked her by talking on the phone all night.

When you were 14, your mom payed for a month away at summer camp. You thanked her by not bothering to write a single letter.

When you were 16, your mom taught you how to drive her car. You thanked her by taking it every chance you got.

When you were 17, your mom drove you to the mall and gave you her credit card. You thanked her by maxing it out.

When you were 18, your mom cried at your high school graduation. You thanked her by partying until dawn.

When you were 20, your mom drove you to collage. You thanked her by saying good-bye to her outside the drom so you wouldn't have to say bye in front of your friends.

When you were 26, your mom payed for your wedding. You thanked her by moving halfway across the world.

When you were 30, your mom fell ill and needed you to take care of her. You thanked her by reading about the burden parents became to children.

Then, one day, she quietly died and everything you did came crashing down on you.

If YOU love your mom, re-post this and if you don't, you won't care if your mom dies, will you?

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...

He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...

He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...

He had no army, yet kings feared him...

He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world...

He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...

He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this on your profile. He'll see it.


Why do we ((sleep)) in church,

But stay ((awake)) through a 2 hour movie?

Why is it so ((hard)) to talk about God,

but so ((easy)) to Gossip?

Why are we so ((bored)) when we look at a Christian magazine,

but find it ((easy)) to read Playboy?

Why is it so easy to ((ignore)) a Godly Facebook Wall Post,

Yet we ((repost)) the nasty ones?

Why are ((churches)) getting smaller,

But ((bars and clubs)) are growing?

Think about it, are you going to repost this? Are you going to ignore it, cause you think you'll get laughed at? Would You Have Read This if it Said... Read This In Gods Name?

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won't repost it?

Too many people are on crack. If you're not, then add this to your bio.

Drugs are bad news. Spread the word.

If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this on your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you love reading, copy this into your profile

If you want to push a person of a cliff right now but that person happens to not exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you talk out loud to yourself, copy this into your profile

Too many people have smoked marijuana. If you haven't, write this to your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels.

If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys, then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE

If you wish Anime was real in this world copy & paste this on to your profile!!!!

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you love Fanfiction.net, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever done anything stupid in your life, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a strange addict for peanuts with chocolate,copy and paste this on your profile.

If you hate JB, copy and paste this on your profile.

98% of Girls would cry if Justin Bieber dissapeared off the face of the Earth. Post this on your page if you are one of the 2% that would run around the house screaming: "Yay! I'll never have to hear his irritating voice ever again!"

If your favourite anime is Fairy Tail copy and paste this onto your profile

If you prefer Black, blue or red over most colours copy and paste this onto your profile

If you are addicted to fanfiction copy and paste this onto your profile

If you love an anime character, not a real person copy and paste this onto your profile.

"REMEMBER WHEN"

REMEMBER WHEN .. getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?'m 0 m' (was your hero)and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?when - WAR- was a card game and life was simple and care free? Remember when all you wanted to do WAS GROW UP?

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now!


Copy and Paste this into your profile if you LOVE chocolate cake


To Lisanna, with love

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Natsu's for Lucy

Not for you

--The NaLu Group (We know who you are.)

NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings

PJO FANS:won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast

PJO FANS:will tell Zeus to make it rain

NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!

PJO FANS: say OH MY GODS! (No censorship meant; it's just a obsession fan thing)

NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you!

PJO FANS: say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!

NORMAL PEOPLE: think that PJO fans are stupid

PJO FANS: know that normal people are stupid

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!

PJO FANS: when being chased use their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms

PJO FANS: yell at Zeus to calm down

NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation

PJO FANS: would try and find Camp Half Blood

NORMAL PEOPLE:don't have this on their profile

PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile!


If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.


If you love Fanfiction.net, copy and paste this into your profile.


If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.


If you're obsessed with PJO like me, copy this into your profile.


If you can understand this, copy and paste this onto your profile.


If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly (about 24 hours now not counting the few hours of sleep), Alleyanna Cullen,hugz.4.all.the.emo.boyz, WritingRocks6 (hoo yeah), GlindaFied26, XxXpurplelilyxXx Bookluvrxoxo, Daydreamer897, The Friendly Chupacabra, Shorty and KG Inc.(:D), AVirgoGirl, xcheergrlx3, Mrs.DiAngelo, Percabethrox17, Nico's Future Wife, DaughterofPoseidon32498, Annabeth Supporter, awesomexxxadrienne, CarriieBerriie, CoolWater123, NuEra, Thalia Grace-Pinecone Face,Thalia G.Annabeth C., Jacquline Esperanza Tafoya,BadWolf101, Flabbergastedness,Natsucrush106,Faemons


Even when you can’t see Him, GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile.


If you ever wondered who made up all of the 'copy this into your profile' things then copy this into your profile.


92% of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch decided that breathing wasn't cool!! Put this on your profile if you would be one of the 8% laughing hysterically in the background


95% of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the 5% who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.


Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for some scientists' likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!!


If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.


If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.


If you absolutely cannot live without one or more or all of these books series (Harry Potter, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Artemis Fowl), copy and paste this into your profile!


If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.


If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.


IF YOU'RE OBSESSED WITH PJO LIKE ME, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE. (Notice this is capitalized, italicized, bolded, and underlined. I am SUPER OBSESSED. And proud of it!)


If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.


If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.


If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.


If you belive in Jesus Christ put this on your profile. Did you know that 96% of people even if they say they are Christains will not stand up for him. So if your one of the people that is in the 4% group put this on your profile. If you deny it you are denying Jesus Christ yourself. In the Bible it says that if you deny Him, He will deny you right in front off his father. So put this on your file if you ever want to walk through the gates to heaven. Please do this. :D :D :D :D


If you believe in Jesus Christ put this on your profile. He'll see it.


People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!


If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile.


92 percent of American teenagers would die if American Eagle told them it was uncool to breathe. If you are one of the 8 who would stand there and laugh, copy this into your profile.


If Justin Bieber was about to jump off a cliff, 97% of girls would be crying their eyes out and screaming "DON'T DO IT!!!" But I would be a part of the other 3% that would be screaming and jumping on the couch with excitement with a bowl of popcorn at hand saying "JUMP JUMP JUMP!!!" Copy and paste this onto your profile if you are that 3%.


If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile


1F Y0U C4N UND3R574ND 7H15 M355463 C0PY 17 4ND P4573 17 1N70 Y0UR PR0F1L3


Olny fteefin prenect of poelpe can raed this. If you are one to taht prenect, cpoy and pstae tihs itno yuor porflie


If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.


If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. ( I do it when a teacher stares at me.. They made jokes about calling the giggle police all day... )


If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this on your profile. ( all the time )


If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. (The irony...)


If you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile(ironic, huh?)


If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could have clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile


If you cried or almost did during/after reading The Mark of Athena, copy this to your profile


If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile


Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.


If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it, copy and paste this into your profile.


If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this into your profile


If Fanfiction is your way of escaping reality and the rest of the boring people in the world and truly "unleashing your imagination" then paste this in your profile and add your name: Emerald Princess 14, StardustFromThePlanetGallifrey, NarnianLady, KingdomHeartsNerd, Lady Alice101, Lmb111514, Amazing-Thalia-Grace, Jacquline Esperanza Tafoya, BadWolf101, Flabbergastedness, Natsucrush106, CrAyOlApEnS


If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile.


If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.


If you have ever had a crush on a book character copy this to your profile ( Leo Valdez for me )


Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"


If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. (my friends and family think I am weird 4 this one)


If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile


If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.


93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, LiveForInsanity, Billvy, Sheena Is A Punk Rocker, Bellawhitlock51, dragonsdeathangel, Razzledazzy, EvilGeniusBookWorm13, Lady Alice101, Lmb111514, Amazing-Thalia-Grace, Jacquline Esperanza Tafoya, BadWolf101, Flabbergastedness, Natsucrush106, CrAyOlApEnS


If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile. (Both me and my friend are insane...) =D


If you think that people who don't like PJO are crazy/stupid/losers, copy this into your profile.


If you think Hades is cool, copy and past this to your profile


If you've ever randomly fallen out of your chair, copy this into your profile.


There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.


If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" things, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.


if you can raed tihs, cpoy tihs itno yuor polrfie, and sea if ohtres can raed it.


If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer]


TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE STAR IS SANG TO THE SAME TUNE AS THE ALPHABET...copy this onto your profile if you just sang it in your head to see if its true. ( my brother did this one time, a long time ago.. I just remebered that time... does it count? we kept messing up =D )


If you actually take the time to read copy and pastes, copy this onto your profile


If Orlando Bloom said to stop breathing, 99 percent of girls currently on the face of the Earth would be dead right now. Put this on your profile if you'd be the 1 percent still alive and laughing.


I do not do drugs. I do sugar. If you're someone who does sugar, copy this into your profile.


if you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.


If you've ever yelled at an inanimate object for not listening to you, copy and paste this into your profile


If you've ever had a conversation with yourself, copy this to your profile.


If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc, and the people who kill the animals don't use the meat, copy and paste this into your profile.


If you have ever shouted out the first thing that comes to mind, copy and paste this to your profile. ( I'V SAID RUDE THINGS TO PEOPLE.. )


98 percent of teenagers drink or have been around alcohol, put this in your profile if you like MUFFINS!


If you are one of the few middle/high school girls who haven't given in to makeup, copy/paste this on their page.


If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. (This should be everyone!)


If you are against animal abuse, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: RogueWarrior869, BlackWolfHowling, Bubble Blower, roughdiamond5, Green.Winged.Mistress, MoonStarWithWings, Yourcool79, Someone aka Me, Angelauthor14, James018, TheDeadOne28, Amazing-Thalia-Grace, Flabbergastedness,Natsucrush106, CrAyOlApEnS

If you love Jesus and believe that he loves you back, copy and paste this on your profile

Ninety-six percent of teens in the world today don't stand up for God. If you are one of the 4 percent that does put this in your profile.

If you think Goldilocks should be arrested for breaking and entering and the bears should have reported her, copy this into your profile.

I am the girl ... that doesn't go to school dances, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on My Space, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or a regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird, who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.

PrettyFanGirl, Truth Be Told 13, DEFiiANCE, Angel of Apathy, Vic Taylor, Erma Buckles, butterfly1415, NotEverJulietNeedsARomeo (got this from fictionpress.net), Kisara the BlueEyesWhiteDragon, talkstoangels77, Wings of Wind, Stargazer-Aika, Mangascribbler, ohshcgirl, Author's Restraint, Kin'iro No Yami

Most girls like pink
Most girls wear eyeshadow and make-up
Most girls yell at rain
Most girls love guys who don't love them
Most girls be what other people want them to be
Most girls love to be hated, and hate to be loved
Most girls are selfish
Most girls are fake
But. . .
Other girls like purple
Other girls wear nothing but their dirty clothes from yesterday
Other girls play in the rain
Other girls kick a guy when they don't love them
Other girls be themselves
Other girls laugh at being hated, and love to be loved
Other girls care for others before themselves
Other girls are real

Most girls think this is stupid and hate it,
Other girls will love this and post it immediately

What Abortion Does to the Unborn

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favourite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus’ arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cried post this in your profile.

Now let me make things clear; I have NOTHING against blondes, but these jokes are just so funny that I decided to post them up.

A blonde went to an electronic store and she asked, "How much is this TV?"

The salesman said, "Sorry, we don''t sell to blondes."

The next day she came back as a brunette. She asked the salesman how much the TV was. He said, "Sorry, we don''t sell to blondes."

The next day she came back as a red head and asked the salesman how much the TV was. He said, "Sorry we don''t sell to blondes."

She replied, " I came in here as a brunette and a red head. How do you know I am a blonde?"
"Because that is not a TV, it''s a microwave."

Quotes

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to someone else.

Evening news is when they start off with Good Evening and then proceed to telling you why it isn't.

I don’t mind if you sleep in class, but please do not snore, you are disrupting those who are sleeping.

One day, I wondered why the Frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.

Blonde Joke

A blonde walked into a gas station and said to the manager, ''I locked my keys in my car. Do you have a coat hanger or something I can stick through the window to unlock the door?''

''Why sure,'' said the manager, ''we have something that works especially well for that.''

A couple minutes later, the manager walked outside to see how the blonde was doing and he heard another voice. ''No, no! A little to the left,'' said the other blonde inside the car.

Bat Joke

Once there were three bats. They lived in a cave surrounded by three castles. One night the bats made a bet to see who could drink the most blood.

The first bat comes home one night and has blood dripping off his fangs. The other two bats are amazed and asked how much blood he had drunk.

The first bat said, "See that castle over there? I drank the blood of three people." The second bat goes out on his night and comes back with blood around his mouth. The other two bats are astonished and ask how many people's blood had he drunk. The bat said, "See that castle over there. I drank the blood of five people."

The third bat goes out on his night and comes back covered in blood. This was totally amazing to the other two bats. They ask how much blood he drank. The 3rd bat said, "See that castle over there?" and the other bats nod. "Well," says the third bat, "I didn't."

Joke

Why did the mirror have holes in it?

Cause a blond tried to shoot herself!

Why did the mirror have 6 holes in it?

A blonde tried to shoot herself!

Why did the mirror have 6 holes in it?

A blonde tried to shoot herself!

Blonde

A blonde is driving along a deserted country road with fields on either side. She looks out the window and sees another blonde in the middle of a field, in a rowboat, rowing and rowing.

She stops the car, rolls down the window and yells, "You know it's blondes like you who give the rest of us blondes a bad name!"

Getting no reaction from the blonde in the rowboat, she screams, "If I could swim I'd come out there and punch you out!"

Funny Joke

A newlywed farmer and his wife were visited by her mother, who immediately demanded an inspection of the place. While they were walking through the barn, the farmer's mule suddenly reared up and kicked the mother-in-law in the head, killing her instantly.

At the funeral service a few days later, the farmer stood near the casket and greeted folks as they walked by. The pastor noticed that whenever a woman would whisper something to the farmer, he would nod his head "Yes" and say something. Whenever a man walked by and whispered to the farmer, he would shake his head, "No" and mumble a reply. Curious, the pastor later asked the farmer what that was all about.

The farmer replied, ''The women would say, 'What a terrible tragedy' and I would nod my head and say, 'Yes, it was.' The men would ask, 'You wanna sell that mule?' and I would shake my head and say, 'Can't. It's all booked up for a year.'"

Smart Blondee

What do you call a smart blonde?

A golden retriever.

More quotes!

I got a lot of ideas. The problem is that most of them suck.

Last night, I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and thought to myself, Where the heck is the ceiling?

Don’t worry, they can’t hit us from this fa... -last words of a Civil war general

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Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

Quotes :):)

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

It takes 47 to frown and 13 to smile, but it takes 0 to sit there with a dumb look on your face.

The inventor of Crest Toothpaste passed away. Four out of five dentists went to his funeral.

The quotes just keep getting better and better.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep-- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

I'm the kind of girl who will burst out laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door

Don't think of yourself as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey.

The blondes just keep getting dumber and dumber.

Why did the blonde nurse take a red magic marker to work?


In case she had to draw some blood.

A blonde's house was on fire. She called 911 and started screaming, "Help me, please! My house is burning! Hurry!"

The operator said, "Okay, calm down and we'll be there soon. How do we get to your house?"

The blonde answered, "Duh, in that big red truck!"

How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?

Wave!

A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."

A man buys a lie detector robot that slaps people who lie. He decides to test it at dinner. He asks his son, "Son, where were you today during school hours?" "At school." The robot slaps the son. "Okay, I went to the movies!" The father asks, "Which one?" "Harry Potter." The robot slaps the son again. "Okay, I was watching porn!" The father replies, "What? When I was your age I didn't even know what porn was!" The robot slaps the father. The mom chimes in, "Haha! After all, he is your son!" The robot slaps the mother.

A family is at the dinner table. The son asks the father, “Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?” The father, surprised, answers, “Well, son, a woman goes through three phases. In her 20s, a woman’s breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s and 40s, they are like pears, still nice, hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions.” “Onions?” the son asks. “Yes. You see them and they make you cry.” This infuriated his wife and daughter. The daughter asks, “Mom, how many different kinds of willies are there?” The mother smiles and says, “Well, dear, a man goes through three phases also. In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30s and 40s, it’s like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50s, it’s like a Christmas tree.” “A Christmas tree?” the daughter asks. “Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration.”

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug, and have sex.” The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy’s vagina. That’s how you get a baby, honey.” The child seems to comprehend. “Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?” “Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry.”

The teacher asked Jimmy, "Why is your cat at school today Jimmy?" Jimmy replied crying, "Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, 'I am going to eat that p*ssy once Jimmy leaves for school today!'"

What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? "We better get some support before someone thinks we're nuts!"

There are three friends named Mad, Brain, and Fight. One day Fight went missing and his friends Mad and Brain started searching for him. Then Brain said, "Mad, let's file a missing person report with the police." When they were about to walk into the police station, Brain said, "Mad, you go and make the report. I will wait for you here." Mad said, "Okay." Mad walked in but no police officers paid attention to him. Then he saw a policeman drinking a cup of coffee. Mad went to the officer, smacked the table, and the cup of coffee flew in the air, landing in the officer's lap. Angry, the policeman asked, "Are you looking for a fight?" Mad replied, "Yes, I am." The policeman asked, "Are you mad?" Mad replied, "Yes, I am Mad." The policeman then asked, "Don't you have a brain?" Mad replied, "Brain is outside sir."

I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."

Dear NASA, Your mom thought I was big enough. - Pluto

Q: What did one hat say to another?
A: You stay here, I’ll go on a head.

Q: Why did the cookie cry?
A: Because his mother was a wafer so long!

Q: How do you fix a broken tuba?
A: With a tuba glue.

Q: Why couldn't Dracula’s wife get to sleep?
A: Because of his coffin.

A magician was driving down the road... then he turned into a driveway.

Q: Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?
A: Because it’s pointless!

Q: Why do milking stools only have three legs?
A: Because the cow’s got the udder!

Q: Why didn't the paraplegic look in the mirror?
A: He couldn't stand to see himself like that.

Q: What do you call a wandering caveman?
A: A meanderthal.

Q: What do you do with a sick boat?
A: Take it to the doc.

Q: What do you do with epileptic lettuce?
A: You make a seizure salad.

Q: What’s the difference between a lentil and a chickpea?
A: I wouldn't pay $200 to have a lentil on my face.

My sister asked me to take off her clothes. So I took off her shirt. Then she said, “Take off my skirt.” So I took off her skirt. “Take off my shoes.” I took off her shoes. “Now take off my bra and panties.” So I took them off. Then she looked at me and said, “I don’t want to catch you wearing my things ever again.” (I bet you were thinking something really perverted. Don't worry, so was I!)

They say you can never judge a book by its cover. But it’s the only way to
judge a tribute band.

Q: What did Gandhi say to the British, after they asked him to move?
A: Nah, mastay.

A Very Long List of Ridiculous Facts and Pointless Crap

(Just to keep you company during the long trip to the bottom of the page... and maybe you'll learn something about myself too!)

If you have ever tripped over your own feet...

If you talk back to the television...

If you have ever fallen up a set of stairs...

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people...

If you have ever done something without even realizing it until you've done it...

If you have ever asked a really stupid and obvious question...

If you don't do drugs...

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say right before you say it...

If you have ever slapped yourself or banged your head on the table...

If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing only to start walking away and remember...

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...

If you are a part of the 99.9% of English speakers who do know the difference between "brunet" and "brunette", or when and when not to spell the word "blond" with an "e"...

If you have ever tried to lick your elbow knowing it was physically impossible...

If you are one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews...

If you have ever attempted alchemy by clapping your hands or drawing an array...

If you are among the people of the world you HATE math, suck at it and think anyone who likes it is weird...

If you don't get why people can't accept a platonic relationship between a boy and a girl...

If you are one of the proud teens or adults who have a v-o-c-a-b-u-l-a-r-y and do not limit themselves to acronyms and the word "like"...

If you think that that it's not fair that guys in manga and anime are almost always better than ones in the real world...

If you have a lot of fanfic ideas in your head but are unable to bring yourself to write them...

If you think that stories that make fun of stereotypical fanfic ideas are funny...

If you actually take the time to read other peoples profiles...

If you have ever read past two in the morning...

If you have ever laughed so hard that you couldn't breathe and ended up silently laughing and crying...

If you have ever read a 250 page book in less than one day...

If you believe that over half of all you say/write/think doesn't come out right and is complete stupidity...

If you have ever been so wrapped up in thinking about anime/fanart/fanfictions that you zone out and join reality again 5 minutes later...

If you've ever had a crush on an anime character...

If you are obsessive with all of your anime stuff in the "touch and die" sort of way...

If you have added the names of characters of any anime/game/etc. to your word dictionary because the red squiggly line annoys the heck out of you...

If you know that you are not perfect because nobody is...

If you have ever pulled a door that said push...

If you absolutely LOVE sleeping...

If you get inspired to write at random moments through the day...

Then copy and paste this to your profile!

FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?" (I don't hate gay people. I just don't like they're lifestyle.)

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?" (My new favourite line)

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandma, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Granny, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying "DAMN!" we messed up!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Ask why you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Already has the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Bitch drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!"

FRIENDS: comfort you when you fight with your boyfriend.

BEST FRIENDS: go over to his house and kicks his ass.

FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: sit next to you singing the jail song or say, "That was fun! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Will pick out a cute chick-flick to watch with you on movie nigh.t

BEST FRIENDS: Will pick out "The Ring" for movie night then scare you in the process.

FRIENDS: Will be embarrassed when all goes silent and you start to sing the song that has been stuck in your head for days

BEST FRIENDS: Will be singing along with you

FRIENDS: Tell you to forget it when you say you want to vandalize a guy's house

BEST FRIENDS: best friends are the ones getting fined by the police with you

FRIENDS: Think your insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline

BEST FRIENDS: Are jumping with you

FRIENDS: come over every couple of months for a sleepover

BEST FRIENDS: are your weekend boarders

FRIENDS: are offended when you make fun of them

BEST FRIENDS: kick your ass and all's forgiven

FRIENDS: are shy around your boyfriend

BEST FRIENDS: will tease him till he blushes redder than a fire engine

FRIENDS: don't see you if you're sick

BEST FRIENDS: Are there when you're sitting in a bed under a blanket with a thermometer, book, and your phone

FRIENDS:dare you to scream into the street

BEST FRIENDS: dare you to go streaking

FRIENDS: call you retarded for running threw bleachers yelling "IT'S PICKLE TIME!"

BEST FRIENDS: are screaming and running with you

FRIENDS: Meet your boyfriend and say nice to meet you

BEST FRIENDS: Meet your boyfriend and scare the Hell out of him by threatening to break every bone in his body if he hurts you

FRIENDS: Will tell you they know how you feel

BEST FRIENDS: Will sit down and cry with you

FRIENDS: Ask nicely for your stuff

BEST FRIENDS: Just shout "GIMME"

FRIENDS: Wait to call you at a reasonable hour

BEST FRIENDS: Will call you at two in the freaking morning

FRIENDS: Won't let you do stupid things

BEST FRIENDS: won't let you do stupid things 'alone'.

«FRIENDS: Will help you take care of your sick dog

«BEST FRIENDS: Will stand right next to you screaming "JUST LET IT BE!"

FRIENDS: Will buy you lunch

BEST FRIENDS: Will eat yours

FRIENDS: will come and ask you to get a drink with her if some strange boy grabs you on the dance floor and you need an 'out'.

BEST FRIENDS: Will push herself in between you and the punk, wrap her arms around you, and say. "I'm sorry she's here with me, find your own date."

FRIENDS: Will not try anything that will embarrass you while near your crush.

BEST FRIENDS: Will cackle evilly and try to push you 'by accident' into him while standing next to him.

LOL!


Girls

are like apples

on trees. The best ones

are at the top of the tree.

The boys don't want to reach

for the good ones because they

are afraid of falling and getting hurt.

Instead, they just get the rotten apples

from the ground that aren't as good,

but easy. So the apples at the top think

something is wrong with them, when in

reality, they're amazing. They just

have to wait for the right boy to

come along, the one who's

brave enough to

climb all

the way

to the top

of the tree

Copy and paste if you are a girl

Many girls obsess about how to be the perfect girlfriend. The truth is most guys are happy enough just to have a girlfriend.

However, it is important to know that for guys, being respected is the most important thing.

Guys want to know that you think they are powerful and strong.

Also do not disregard his complement.

If he tells you that he thinks that you look beautiful, don't tell him that you are ugly.

You may be acting modest, or displaying your own insecurities, but to him, you are saying that his complements don't mean a thing.

If you hate Justin Bieber, post this on your profile

If you would rather watch anime than to kill someone, post this on your profile

These things here are not from me, but some people on this website, I put them on my profile because they are meaningful. If you want, copy and paste this on your profile.

Why you shouldn't steal from your older siblings: ( Try not to cry at this, I dare you not to. I didn't cry. But I have a heart! )

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

So, Please if you would,?Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry and remember how blessed they truly are,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Now you have 2 choices,

1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as "Try Not To Cry"

2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how? cold-hearted you really are...it's okay to cry.

"A reader lives a thousand lives before they die but the man who never reads lives only once."


"We accept the love we think we deserve."


"It is a happiness to wonder; it is a happiness to dream." -Edgar Allen Poe


"Even after all this time?" "Always." -Albus Dumbledore and Severus Snape.


"Some stories stay with us forever." -J. K. Rowling


"Oh my God, are you crying?" "No, I'm fangirling. There's a difference."


"Rick Riordan, god of cliffhangers. (Psh, Heck yeah!)"


"Teacher: Dear class, don't think I don't know it when you're texting. No one just looks at their crotch and smiles."


"We are all a little weird and Life's a little weird. And when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with then and fall in mutual weirdness and call it Love." -Dr.Seuss


"We are as likely to hurt the universe as we are to help it." -Augustus Waters to Peter Van Houten


RICK RIORDAN, GOD OF CLIFFHANGERS, STORIES, AND ALL EVIL THERE IS!!!

( ALSO KNOWN TO PJO AND HOO FANS WORLD WIDE: The HeartBreaker, Aphrodite's child; blessed by Apollo, The cliffy masta. and so on. )


Holding Hands-

Girls : If you want to hold his hand, gently bump into it a couple of times.

Guys : Grab it if it happens more than once.

Cuddling-

Girls : When you want to cuddle with him, tell him you're cold.

Guys : Automatically move closer to her.

Movies-

Girls : During a movie, if he puts his arm around you, tilt your head on his shoulder

Guys : Lift her chin up and kiss her.

Loving each other-

Guys : When she tells you she loves you, look deep into

her eyes, give her a peck on the lips, and tell her you love her too...

And mean it.

Laying below the stars-

Girls : When you're both laying under the stars, put your head on his chest and close your eyes as you listen to his steady heart beat

Guys : Whisper in her ear and link your hands with hers.

Guys repost this if you agree. Girls repost this if you think it's cute.

Every Guy who isn't a jerk will agree with this, so we hope that all the girls that read this will repost this



How you know if your a good writer ( bold the ones you do )

1. If you constantly talk to yourself.

2. If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. I wonder why I talk to myself so much?)

3. If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word deliver could mean removing someones liver?)

4. If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!

5. If you live off of sugar and caffeine.

6. If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.

7. If you know what writer's block is.

8. If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random, or full of critisism. ( I DON'T GET REVIEWS IN MY INBOX!! )

9. If, when replying to someone elses e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.

10. If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.

11. If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.

12. If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.

13. If you memorized your keyboard.

14. If people think you might have A.D.D.

15. If you think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

16. If you have a grudge against Mary-sue's...even though you wrote a story with one in the past.

17. If you know what a Mary-sue is.

18. If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no apparent reason.

19. If your friends dont even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.

20. If you go crazy over simple spelling/ grammar errors.

21. If you don't like critisism, although you are a critic yourself.

22. If you tend to dream about your stories at night.

23. If you write stories based on your dreams.

24. If you can recite the alphabet backwards.

25. If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.

26. If you can type/ write fast. REALLY fast.

27. If you write 1000-word rough drafts for your story, then erase it and write something totally different for the final.

28. If you know basic writer terms (ex: beta-, canon, lemon...etc.)

29. If you know what 'etc' really means, and know the elongated written version of it...

30. And finally, the number one way to tell if your'e a good writer: If you failed English 101


Randomness:

There is a guy who had his iPod surgically attached to his wrist. It was completely inside, you couldn't see the edge, only the screen. What one of my friends was wondering is, how did the guy charge his iPod? (Good question...)

PM if you think you know the answer (cuz I seriously don't!)


This is unbelievably true:

When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.

When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.

When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.

When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.

When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.

When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.

When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered.

When a girl says "I love you." she means it.

When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.

Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.

The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.

The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.

The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.".

If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.

If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.

Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.

Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.

So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.

If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity.

Repost this to your profile, and spare yourself the emotional stress

This is from Kyuubi69Assassin


The star of the football team has a blind dad who always comes to his games, even though he can't see him play. One day, the dad gets sick and dies before the night of his son's big game. The team is expecting him to slack off, mourning the death of his father. But he played the best game he EVER had, making the winning touchdown & many amazing plays. The coach is amazed, so he asked, "How did you play so well even after your father has passed? The boy stares right at him, and says "This is the first time he has ever seen me play."

Copy this on your page if it made you laugh or cry.

Teacher: Percy, stop playing in the water!

Percy: SPLISH! SPLASH! SPLISH! SPLASH!

Teacher: Annabeth, let other kids use the legos too!

Annabeth: Look! I made the Eiffel Tower!

Teacher: Jason! Never put your finger in an electrical outlet!

Jason: LOL, Sparks.

Teacher: Piper, you can't always get your way!

Piper: *charmspeaks* I want the teddy!

Teacher: Hazel, play with the other kids!

Hazel: *hides in the corner clutching jewels*

Teacher: Frank, calm down!

Frank: I'm a bird! CAW! CAW! CAW!

Teacher: Leo Valdez!!!

Leo: *finger on fire* Cool!

Percy: SPLASH! SPLASH! SPLASH!

Annabeth:My legos!

Jason: Sparky! Sparky!

Piper: My teddy!

Hazel: *still in the corner*

Frank: CAW! CAW! CAW!

Leo: This boy is on fireeee!!!!!!!!

Teacher: o

Teacher: Kill me now!


Post this on your pages if you love HoO: Imagine the 7 playing monopoly together

Hazel we see you moving the pieces

Piper stop charmspeaking yourself out of jail

Jason you can't electrocute yourself to victory

Percy you can't have a swimming pool in your hotel

Frank there's no Canada on the board calm down

Leo stop building things with the pieces

ANNABETH STOP WINNING JUST LOSE ALREADY!!


Perseus Jackson, Savior of Olympus

Electricity. That's what will shock you if you mess with Thalia Grace.

Riptide. Percy's lethal ballpoint pen.

Clarisse. That's who will go after you if you beat her in a battle.

Yellow duffle bags. Helped Percy, Tyson and Annabeth.

Jason Grace. Thalia's "lost" little brother.

Annabeth Chase. Percy's girlfriend and official architect of Olympus.

Chiron, Trainer of heroes.

Kaleidoscope. What Piper's eyes look like to Jason.

Son of Neptune. The second book in the HOO series.

Olympus. Home of the gods.

Nico Di Angelo, Son of Hades

Atlas. Zoe's father.

Never back down. That phrase reminds me of TLO.

Dionysus. God of Wine (More like god of Diet Coke)

Thalia Grace. Hunter of Artemis and Daughter of Zeus.

Hephaestus. The father of our favorite fire boy.:)

Empathy link. What Percy and Grover have. Save Grover's life a couple times

Officers. The immortal skeletons dressed up as officers.

Lupa. That she-wolf we all want to know about.

Yancy Academy. Where Percy studied at when he was 12.

Morpheus. The god of dreams. Put NYC to sleep in TLO.

Persephone. The kiddnapped wife of Hades. Believes every hero is brave and wants to give them a chance.

Ichor. Blood of the gods.

Artemis. Goddess of the Hunt. Has hunters including Thalia.

Nothing lasts forever. Except the REAL and TRUE God, Jesus Christ.

Dear bullies,

The girl you just called fat? She is over-dosing on diet pills.

The girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting make-up on, hoping people will like her.

The boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home.

That guy you just made fun of for crying? His mother is dying.

See that boy doing his homework in homeroom? Last night he Talked His friend out of suicide.

See that girl you just called fat? She is starving herself.

See that old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars? He fought for our country.

See that young boy you must made fun of for always being sick? He has to walk home in the snow cause his family is too poor.

Re-Post this if u r against bullying. I bet 95% of u won't.

Your life would probably not be as harsh as theirs

Put this on your profile if you're against bullying. I bet 95% of you won't do.

I AM AGAINST DOMESTIC ABUSE! Seriously, why would someone want to hurt the ones they love?! I cry when I hear songs about violence and domestic abuse. If you are being abused at home, at school or anywhere don't be afraid to tell the police. Have faith in God and he WILL help you!

I am also against the LGBT system. I am a hardcore Christian and if I stay quiet and not take a stand against it, that means I'm secretly consenting. And I do not consent. God made Adam and Eve. Not Eve and Eva or Adam and Steve! And if you're a girl or boy, He made you that specific gender for a reason! If you change your gender, then you're telling Him He didn't do a good job.

Anyway, if you are against any of the above, copy and paste this on your profile.

Hope you read my fics.

HAPPY READING EVERYBODY!!!!!!! Ah gone dey!

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Bet You Didn't Know by BlackLynx17 reviews
So everyone knows that Igneel found and raised Natsu for seven years before leaving him, but does everyone know that during those seven years Igneel found another child? Realizing that she was alone and abandoned Igneel decided to take her home with him as Natsu's... why don't you read and find out? Bet you didn't know a lot of things before reading this story.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 88,051 - Reviews: 1852 - Favs: 1,783 - Follows: 1,152 - Updated: 6/26 - Published: 7/28/2013 - Lucy H., Natsu D. - Complete
The Raven by Rivendell101 reviews
Magnolia is no longer a safe place to live. Seven girls are already dead, murdered brutally by the Serial Killer dubbed "The Raven," and Magnolia's Police Force is no closer to finding out who did it than they were the day it started. There are no leads, no clues, and no suspects. To bad Lucy's next. AU
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 30 - Words: 168,413 - Reviews: 1542 - Favs: 1,136 - Follows: 1,084 - Updated: 1/25/2017 - Published: 4/15/2013 - [Lucy H., Natsu D.] Igneel - Complete
The Shrine Maiden and the Delinquent by JellyBeanBubbles reviews
Natsu was the school delinquent, beaten up by a bunch of thugs he wakes up at a local shrine and meets its shrine maiden Lucy Heartfilia, a shy kind-hearted girl with a bit of a feisty side to her, Natsu is immediately enchanted, but can these two people be together, or will her overprotective father stand in his way? Always NaLu, and a few other pairings :D
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 74,898 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 515 - Updated: 9/7/2016 - Published: 3/21/2014 - Natsu D., Lucy H.
Fallen Star by Dark Waffle reviews
She was like a falling star. Falling so fast, at speeds unknown; yet, was so rare and magnificent. He never took his eyes off her, because he knew the second he turned away, she would be gone.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 126,506 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 375 - Updated: 3/9/2016 - Published: 1/10/2014 - [Natsu D., Lucy H.] - Complete
Gangster's Target by lalapie203 reviews
Natsu Dragneel, one of the most dangerous gangsters in Fiore, makes the innocent Lucy Heartifilla his target for love...but it isn't that simple because all of the sudden she is targeted by another group but not for love, but for death... (Pervious title Gangster Target for Love) Warning! drugs, killings, evil people, future sexual stuff and its rated M for a reason...
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 36 - Words: 42,147 - Reviews: 1053 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 612 - Updated: 2/14/2016 - Published: 10/25/2013 - [Lucy H., Natsu D.]
The Man Who Played With Bullets by XxFairy-chanxX reviews
[AU] FBI Agents, Natsu Dragneel and Lucy Heartfilia have always been independent people. That is until director Makarov assigns them a case together. Natsu and Lucy must learn to work together as they face many twists and turns on the way. Dark secrets, lies, and pasts are uncovered leading to an even bigger case. Who said partnership couldn't lead to something more? - Nalu T/M
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 16 - Words: 23,254 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 443 - Updated: 12/22/2015 - Published: 2/10/2014 - [Natsu D., Lucy H.]
Radio Fairy by xxxXXLunaMoonXXxxx reviews
Filled with hatred and betrayal. FT high school is separated into 4 groups. Lucy Heartfilia is the most dangerous student. Hated by everyone. Natsu Dragneel is the most popular and biggest bully who hates Lucy to the core. But everyone at the school has one thing in common. They all love Celesta Star; an unknown independent broadcaster of the famous Radio Fairy.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 58,646 - Reviews: 739 - Favs: 747 - Follows: 839 - Updated: 7/16/2015 - Published: 6/12/2014 - Lucy H., Natsu D.
Fairy's Guardian Angel by Jenny1751 reviews
Sequel to the Battle of Angel's and Fairies. Lucy got kicked out of Team Natsu. But now, THE HEARTPHILIA'S ARE BACK! Watch as this crazy family deals with drama, torn friendship, one-sided romance, family quarrels, and lots and lots of the guild's brawls! Rated T because of curses. Chapter 22, the secrets of the family revealed!
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 26 - Words: 92,550 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 5/31/2015 - Published: 3/30/2013 - Lucy H., Natsu D.
Blonde Bombshell At Goode High by One Fandom Is Not Enough reviews
So basically Annabeth transfers to Goode High (Percy's school) after the wars to surprise him yadayadayadaya...I know it's cliché but oh well. Meant to be a one-shot but can be continued if you want me to.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,550 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 4/2/2015 - Published: 4/6/2014 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Will you be my hero? by JellyBeanBubbles reviews
Natsu and Gray were both desperate to find work, when a busty blonde comes along and offers them a chance at a secret government project, they jump for it. But secret organizations and a little attraction isn't making their jobs any easier, not to mention the war they will now be fighting… NALU and other pairings included :D
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,259 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 2/19/2015 - Published: 1/18/2014 - Natsu D., Lucy H.
The Princess, the Dragon, and the Dandelion by eko24 reviews
After the deaths of Natsu Dragneel and Lucy Heartfilia, Fairy Tail reluctantly learns how to live without them, but what will happen when the young mage who killed them confronts Fairy Tail a few months later?
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 55 - Words: 76,760 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/14/2014 - Published: 5/25/2014 - Lucy H., Natsu D.
Cliche Nonsense by dianna44 reviews
ANOTHER CRACK FANFIC. My version of the usual cliche Lucy gets kicked off of Team Natsu and then goes off to Sabertooth to get stronger (but in the end she's actually a dragon slayer or something) while falling in love with Sting. THIS IS A PARODY IN EVERY SINGLE WAY. It would be fabulous if you just read it. :)
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,283 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/10/2014 - Lucy H., Natsu D., Sting E., Rogue C. - Complete
The Girlfriends in Goode by Author's Restraint reviews
Annabeth, Piper and Thalia transfer to Goode to attend with their boy friends. Yes, there is Thalico. ON HIATUS - CURRENTLY BEING REVAMPED
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,100 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 7/7/2014 - Published: 11/20/2013
Falling for a Gangster by TealEye reviews
He's back. But different...in a good way. How? He's hotter, richer, and don't forget more dangerous. He's Natsu Dragneel, the world's youngest Mafia leader of the Chinese, Japanese, and American. He came back for something: Lucy Heartfilia, his best friend and maybe... lover?
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 22 - Words: 31,686 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 485 - Updated: 7/6/2014 - Published: 11/30/2013 - Lucy H., Natsu D.
A Fairy Tale by Nom Tasty reviews
The ancients are stirring. Beings older than the gods are waking. War is breaking, and it's spilling across worlds. The only thing that's stopping the collapse of both worlds are the half-bloods… and a guild of insane mages. That does not look good. Earthland centric!
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,652 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 67 - Published: 5/25/2014 - Nico A., Percy J., Thalia G., Team Natsu
The Other Man by melt0928 reviews
He lost his princess to another man.
Fairy Tail - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 550 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 25 - Published: 5/20/2014 - Natsu D. - Complete
Blonde vs Silver by melt0928 reviews
Why did they always have to fight over him?
Fairy Tail - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 321 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/16/2014 - Complete
Tale of Someone by XxFairy-chanxX reviews
[AU] He always thought he was less than everyone else. His old friends had made new friends, and his former crush Lisanna, got a boyfriend. The nerds, geeks, loners, all had each other; he was the only one left. Everything changes though, when a new student arrives. She made him feel equal to everyone else, and for once in his life, Natsu Dragneel didn't feel like a nobody. - Nalu
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,044 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 57 - Published: 3/29/2014 - [Natsu D., Lucy H.] - Complete
Fairy Tale by Rainbowmnms reviews
When a young-and very adorable-boy shows up at Fairy Tail, he immediately becomes attached to a certain celestial wizard. A strong bond forms between them, but what will happen when Val's secret is revealed? Is Val already connected to the guild? Why can he see Mavis without a guild mark? Follow Val and his new friends as they go on a quest to discover his past and save a friend.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,036 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 2/9/2014 - Published: 1/28/2014 - Lucy H., Team Natsu, OC - Complete
Red Dawn reviews
For six years, Natsu and the rest of Fairy Tail have been searching for her. For six years, she's been poked and injected with the DNA of supernatural creatures. For six years, they've longed to see each other. Now they finally got the chance.
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,165 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/23/2014 - Published: 4/11/2014 - [Lucy H., Natsu D.]