Herbert Q. Sanchez
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Joined 11-11-06, id: 1164162
Author has written 2 stories for Summon Night, and Pokémon.

I felt the need to modify this simply because I occasionally look through other people's profiles, and I realize, holy crap, these people supply enough information for others to make shrines dedicated to them. Well, I won't bore you with an unending diatribe that details my favorite webcomics, print comics, anime, brand of soda, and favorite Burger King combo meal. Rather, I'll just put a succinct explanation of just who the hell I am and you can pretend you never even heard of me. 'Kay?

LOCATION: Chained to a computer somewhere in the California valley.

WHAT I LIKE:

Well-written parody, cynical humor, the works of Jhonen Vasquez, the Guilty Gear series, writing (obviously), drawing comic books, all kinds of story reviews, and the inevitable point in history where robots will become self-aware and promptly enslave us.

WHAT I DO NOT LIKE:

People who attempt Jhonen Vasquez-style humor despite clearly not being Jhonen Vasquez, bird poop on my car, people who write one story and think it makes them a god, idiots convinced that they are anything other than idiots, small dogs, and Jack Thompson.

If, by some sick error in the flow of the universe, you like what you read here, feel free to check out www.fictionpress.com/~herbertqsanchezelbandito. But be warned, I don't use that account for much and what I do use it for contains coarse language and graphic violence. And there's really no place for that in a family home. Don't read anything there, ever.

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Herbert's Kickin' Rad Pokemon Adventure
The wacky adventures of Pokemon trainer Herbert Sanchez as he and his trusty Dunsparce journey far and wide. Not recommended for epileptics.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,088 - Published: 5/19/2007
Dark Matter reviews
Completely original cast. A young Craftknight travels the world with his Guardian Beast in search of a mysterious weapon material. Takes itself a lot less seriously than this summary would imply.
Summon Night - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,518 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/18/2007 - Published: 11/14/2006