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Author has written 3 stories for Beyblade, Cars, and Danny Phantom.

Fast Cars and Freedom

Then You Stand Thirteen years after the death of Lightning McQueen, there's a lot of things that have changed, many not for the better, and some things that should have changed long ago. His daughter, Arial, is about to go for the ride of her life, a ride that will take her from her painful life with her mother and stepfather to a life she should have had from the beginning. COMPLETE

Me And My Gang Era McQueen-Hornet is sixteen years old, ready to spread her wings and take on the world. When Strip Weathers hands her the key to getting into the racing world, she doesn't hesitate. Problems arise, a rivalry blossoms, much to the disdain of two former racing champions, and things start to change. When she gets stranded far from home, Era finds friends in an unlikely source: the very same boys who inadvertently caused Lightning to end up in Radiator Springs. A devastating fight leaves Era fighting for her life on one plane, and fighting for her dad's on another, and her only help comes in the form of the arrogant and conceited Luke Weathers.In The Works

My Wish: With the Piston Cup just around the corner, it looks like Era might just be the first rookie (and the first female) ever to win it, but, at the last moment, disaster strikes. Garon, in an inexplicable fit of rage, appears at the V8 during a victory celebration and Doc ends up in the hospital with a bullet lodged in his chest. In the midst of chaos and fear for Doc Hudson's "family" a familiar face appears out of the crowd, one that stops Era in her track, but is having the one person in your life you've always dreamed of worth losing someone else?

Devil on the Left Somewhere along the way, a girl learned that she really knew nothing about her mother. Somewhere along the way, a man realized he really knew nothing about his wife. Somewhere along the way, someone decided that they needed to get out of the spotlight for a while and spend some time alone together. Somewhere along the way they got lost. Somewhere along the way they found old stories, an old tattoo parlor and an old picture with a very familiar face. 30 Percent Complete

The Blood of Avalon

Our Fathers' War When Kai is kidnapped by his father's old rival, Takao and the others are forced to follow a cruel and synical boy named Sachio to a hidden world in order to save him. In Avalon, they learn about the Hiwatari family and it's legend, a legend not even Kai knew of, including the story of its most recent victim, Kai's younger sister, Nadia, driven to insanity while trying to rescue her best friend from the same man who kidnapped Kai. Sachio warns them from the beginning that there's no saving Kai, he's probably gone mad himself by now, that of the twenty man team sent during the last rescue, only two survived, both driven insane by what they saw. Despite this, he agrees to lead them into the Demon's Maze, not because he cares about Kai, but as a memorial to Nadia Hiwatari.

The Road to Forever When the boys returned from Avalon, it was to learn that their favorite sport had been all-but banned worldwide after a slaughter in Russia, but they are given a hint by Voltaire. In three years, everything will start again, this time ten times worse, leading the gang to split up to train and prepare for what's coming. Hitoshi takes Takao to Avalon, Rei and Max travel to Atlantis to learn about their guardians, Kai goes to Russia to seek out help from the only person who knows where to find his father, and the Majestics have a new guest, in the form of Sachio Romanov.

Save the Last DanceThe final battle approaches as the gang begins to regroup when word arrives that a new beyblading association, BEGA, has been started, and problems immediately begin to arise. These battles are nothing like the ones they knew as kids, and these opponents are ten times more powerful. As the body count rises, the boys begin to figure out that everything they knew was a lie, and everything in the last thousand years has led up to this.

Sagas of The Rose Hill Band

Miracle Mile: What started as just another foster home in another city with another family and another school for Sierra quickly became something else entirely. After all, not most foster families live above the Miracle Mile bar on a road that you can't drive down because cars always break down on it. A chance slip-up thanks to her rather unhelpful and uncouth uncle lands her in high school a year early and under the watchful eye of the school psychologist, Valentine Morgan, and the band's drum major, Hiroshi "Hero" Kusanagi. With Hero's help, she earns her way into becoming his replacement in the drumline, where she finally starts to feel at home for the first time in her life. Even the creepy, utterly, disturbingly wrong feeling she gets from her section leader, Lucien, can't shake her anymore. The next four years will change her and test her, not only within school and the band, but also at Miracle Mile, where anything, anyone can happen. As Sierra soon learns, what happens in Miracle Mile stays in Miracle Mile, and it's probably best that way.

Grande Finale (Takes place two years before Miracle Mile) Six friends, five stops, four bottles of morphine, three thousand dollars, two weeks, and one last chance to make a lifetime’s worth of memories.

It all started when Mercedes started having trouble breathing up during marching practice. Suddenly, the invincible leader of the Rose Hill drumline, Mercenary Mercedes Santos, wasn’t so invicible. Unable to watch his best friend die slowly and quietly in a sterile hospital, Hero started making plans. With only a few weeks before she will become too weak to even breathe on her own, the feuding section leaders of the Rose Hill band leave town in the middle of the night.

They have two weeks and three thousand dollars to make sure that Mercenary Mercedes has a grand finale she’ll never forget.

Time of Your Life
Collab with TearsOFFallenAngel

Pick Up The Pieces: After Danny makes a mistake that causes him to get disowned and his powers to malfunction, he finds himself not only forced under the roof of his most hated enemy, but also to share that home with an alien ambassador and somewhat insane human. Of course there's the matter of an intergalactic war hanging on every move Danny's new housemates, particularly the disturbingly calm River, make, made none the easier by the fact that Dib is starting to see things. Then of course there's the alien with delusions of graduer and one of hell of a complex that crash-landed in the yard. When it's all over, it's going to take all of them to pick up the pieces of five shattered lives.

A Million Shards of Light: The no-longer fledgling Masters family has faced just about every imaginable threat from alien assassins to ghost demons to moody half aliens, even forming something resembling a normal life. Just when it looks like nothing can go wrong, two very familiar and unwelcome faces in Crossroads, the interestellar restaurant River and Dib run, force Dib, Zim, and River to flee the planet with the help of the Irken Tallest. Chance brings them back to their own earth in the wake of a devastating invasion and into the lives of a certain homocidal maniac, the antichirst, and an entire family of demons.

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Lives to Live by ObsidianJade reviews
After five long years of abandonment, it's finally complete! Epilogue is up - hope it's still worth enjoying! Yaoi! Monster, Puzzle, and Puppyshipping. !
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 45,677 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 10/19/2013 - Published: 5/31/2004 - Yami Yūgi, Mahado/Mahad - Complete
Dark Horse by Silver Fyrefly reviews
Takes place between Operations Impending Doom I and II. A sudden and surprise challenge to the Irken Empire’s supremacy leaves Almighty Tallest Purple alone in a spotlight he was never really sure he wanted… Rating just to be on the safe side.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,470 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/23/2010 - Published: 3/25/2007 - Purple, Red
Dance with the Devil by Morgan O'Conner reviews
Sam risked his life to save the world, and he held the Allspark as it was destroyed. He never considered the consequences such an action would have on him later. Sam/Bumblebee , Mikaela/Barricade *Important Note, Please read!*
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 66,773 - Reviews: 855 - Favs: 1,234 - Follows: 1,172 - Updated: 1/27/2010 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Bumblebee, Sam W.
Brothers by CCD reviews
Secrets and lies have torn them apart and only truth can make things right again. When Sasuke and Itachi reach their conclusion, all is not as it seems. Can Itachi tell Sasuke the truth behind the death of their clan and can Sasuke ever forgive him?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,697 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/6/2008 - Published: 8/22/2007 - Sasuke U., Itachi U.
Growing Pains and Orange Bitters by Serendipity1 reviews
Michelangelo experiences some new feelings towards his brother, and they're not exactly welcome. But the further you suppress something, the more it takes out of you, and it's only a matter of time before you just let it out.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 95,167 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 6/24/2008 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Michelangelo, Leonardo - Complete
Turnover by SerpentsAttire reviews
2008 Movieverse. Now a twoshot. REX'S POV. "When Rex let me drive, and I turned us over". What really happened that day. Rex-Speed brotherbonding fic. Spoilers.
Speed Racer - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,165 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/30/2008 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Complete
Low Wage Worth by Novelist Pup reviews
The irritable worker who hates his job, the annoying customer, and the bastard of a manager. Who ever said life wasn't worth it? [AU, SasuNaruSai]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 30,916 - Reviews: 576 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 5/24/2008 - Published: 2/23/2007 - Naruto U., Sai
Invasion by bulletproofweeks reviews
“I told him he was going to die and he just stared blankly back at me…there-there wasn’t even a flicker of emotion in his eyes…he didn’t even seem human.” House/Wilson Slash, Cameron/Chase, Drama, Romance, Suspense, Angst, Sci-Fi, Action, Discontinued
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 22,922 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 5/11/2008 - Published: 3/1/2008 - G. House, J. Wilson
Impetus by Elphaba-Rose reviews
Impetus: 1. a moving force, impulse, stimulus. 2. the momentum of a moving body. Could love be an impetus? What if there was something in the way? LeonardoUsagi pairing.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 50,815 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/19/2008 - Published: 3/9/2007 - Leonardo, Usagi Miyamoto - Complete
Sordid Secrets by GhostMocha reviews
Donatello realizes that he's fallen in love with one of his brothers, and his secret is ripping him apart. How does he cope? Told from Donny's POV, probably OOC, and rated for language. The final chapter has been posted.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,795 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/8/2007 - Published: 12/6/2007 - Donatello, Raphael - Complete
Eight Seconds by lost-katana reviews
It takes him eight seconds to realize all that's wrong about the night. One Shot
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,818 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/6/2007 - Leonardo, Michelangelo - Complete
The Rebellion of 3024 by Kay the Cricketed reviews
[Drabble] It's just another day with Mikey, his action figures, and an epic battle on the field of his bedroom floor. Except... usually Leo isn't there.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 902 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Leonardo, Michelangelo - Complete
Playing It Backwards by Storymaster Caith reviews
The path to love is never smooth, even for the most normal of people, and Raphael Hamato and Casey Jones are anything but normal. Multichapter developing romance, RaphCasey. Rating might change.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,196 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 9/21/2007 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Raphael, Casey Jones - Complete
Here We Go Now by Minishini reviews
It’s been twentyfour years since the battle to save earth. Sam and Mikaela are happily married, and have their only little family to care for. Their eldest daughter, Lori, is about to depart for college when things go awry. Based off the 2007 Movie.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,533 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 8/5/2007 - Published: 7/13/2007
Once Long Ago by Red Wasabi reviews
This is a response to what, I think was challenge issued by, Cheysulinight, at least I think it was a challenge...if it wasn't I'm so sorry! It's fluffy, and has Megatron...betcha never thought you'd see those two words in the smae sentence!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,049 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/25/2007 - Complete
Home Again by Minishini reviews
Captain William Lennox is finally able to head home after his tour in Qatar and the battle to save the planet. But will his wife, Sarah, take well to the newest addition of Ironhide, the Autobots weapon specialist, to their family? Movie verse.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,916 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 7/18/2007 - Published: 7/15/2007
Army Boys and Babes by Devilish Kurumi reviews
Ironhide enjoys everything about the Lennox's life... except for the baby. Feel good fluff, sugar to ingest, nothing important just WAFFy.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,834 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Ironhide, W. Lennox - Complete
Admitting Defeat by Devilish Kurumi reviews
Pre-Movie. AKA, the fic in which Bumblebee is a stripper. Yeah, I went there. Utterly cracktastic, but serious at the same time. Bumblebee/Ironhide, with liberal application of protoform lovin'.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,740 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Bumblebee, Ironhide - Complete
To The Rescue by Tori Angeli reviews
Raphael has a WONDERFUL time, Leonardo is sure this will strike him as funny tomorrow, and Donatello attempts to beat Michelangelo at his own game. Rated for a a bit of language and violence.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,612 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 534 - Follows: 57 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Complete
A Boy And His Car by Devilish Kurumi reviews
Sam Witwicky has everything a boy could want: the hot girlfriend, the loving family, and the awesome car that transforms into a giant robot. Figures he'd fall for the car. Sam/Bumblebee.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,707 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 47 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Sam W., Bumblebee - Complete
What a Drag by Lonicera Japonica reviews
This is what happened in episode nine before Haruhi and the Lobelia girls got to the third music room. Includes an explanation for Mori's feathery thing and tambourine. Yes, I aplogzie for the title. [TamakiKyouya]
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,915 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/25/2007 - Tamaki S., Kyōya O. - Complete
French Conversation by Lonicera Japonica reviews
The twins teach Haruhi a new phrase in French. Naturally, this results in Tamaki freaking out. [Sort of HaruhixTwins, but not really.]
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 690 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/21/2007 - Complete
The Advent of Aberration by Shimegami-chan reviews
One-shot. Prior to the official opening of the Host Club, Tamaki holds a dress rehersal for the Brotherly Love act, with hilariously unexpected results.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,772 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/14/2007 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
Miracle Worker by Madhumalati reviews
Ginji is hard to tolerate at times, but Ban has very good reasons for doing so..... sorta kinda shounenai, BanGinji.
Get Backers - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,059 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/4/2007 - Ginji, Ban - Complete
One Wish by Maiden of the Moon reviews
There's one thing you should know, no matter where I go... we'll always be together. Forever and ever. [Post movie Elricest. Not what you might think]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,304 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/24/2006 - Alphonse E., Edward E. - Complete
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12 Days of Christmas reviews
Danny really had to wonder who in their right mind would give ANYONE that many birds... Dan wondered how his other half could be so clueless... Skulker wondered how he always ended up playing errand boy
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,754 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Danny F., Vlad M. - Complete
Fast Cars and Freedom reviews
Lightning McQueen was killed in one of the worst wrecks in racing history, and Sally swore their daughter would never be allowed to know about it. Thirteen years changes things, not always the things that need to, and not always for the better.
Cars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,279 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/3/2006 - Published: 11/14/2006
Our Fathers' War reviews
When the Hiwatari family's bloody past catches up with Kai, it's left to his teammates to rescue him from Avalon, with only Dranzer and a blind maniac to guide them through a maze that has driven all who enter it mad.
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,527 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/12/2006 - Kai H.