![]() Author has written 1 story for Twilight. Welcome to the random prfile of mine ╔╗╔═╦╗ put this on your page I don't run on COFFEE...I run on MUSIC ║██║ (\ /) Copy the bunny onto your profile to help him achieve world domination. Come join the dark side. (We have cookies.) ║██║ ███ 30% Coffee lover .ılı.--Volume--.ılı.Min- - - - - - - - - - -●Max For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD ones are you.) I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism Amazingly bad pickup lines Man: Where have you been all my life? Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Man: Is this seat empty? Man: Your place or mine? Man: So, what do you do for a living? Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Man: Your body is like a temple. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Random Questionaire 1. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch? Empty air. 2. What is the last thing you watched on TV? Dancing with the stars 3. Without looking, guess what time it is: 9:22 4. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time? 10:30 way offf 5. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear? Supermasive black hole by muse 6. When did you last step outside? What were you doing? Yesterday afternoon, to take out my dog 7 Before you started this survey, what did you look at? People's FanFiction pages. 8. What are you wearing? Black skinny jeans and a tee 9. Did you dream last night? No I did not 10. When did you last laugh? Today 11. What are on the walls of the room you are in? Pictures, bookshelves 12. Seen anything weird lately? A buny rabbit growled at me seriouly 13. What do you think of this quiz? I like it 14. What is the last film you saw? Thor 15. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy? I'd buy out Barnes&Noble! And a new house with a library for all my books just for me! 16. Tell me something about you that I don't know: I love the color black 17. If you could change two things about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do? I'd bring world peacce and end world hunger. It's sad those things don't already exist. 18. Do you like to dance? I don't really know how... 19. George Bush: BBBBBOOOOOO 20. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her? Poppy Rosan Weathers 21. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him? Jonathan Ash Weathers 1. Put your iTunes (or iPod) on shuffle 2. For each question, press the next button to get your next answer 3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAMES NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS! 1. WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO? Under Pressure by mcr and the used 2. WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU? I’m just a girl by no doudt 3. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN? Not so bad of a dad By pheanis and ferb 4. WHAT IS 2+2? I write sins not tragedies by panic! At the disco 5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND? the ballad of Mona Lisa by Panic! At the disco 6. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PERSON YOU LIKE? Hallelujah by paramore 7. WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY? Phascination Phase by carter burwell 8. WHAT DO YOU WANNA BE WHEN YOU GROW UP? Cupcakes taste like violence by jefferee star 9. WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE? Luxurious by Gwen Stefani 10. WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU? My Body by young the Gaint 11. WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING? Grow a pear by Ke$ha 12. WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL? Shake it by metro station 13. WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST? Cinema Italiano by Kate Hudson (from the movie nine 14. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET? Smile by Lilly Allen 15. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS? Don’t trust me by 30h!3 16. WHAT IS THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN? Cannibal by Ke$ha( I don’t like her music but the lyrics are funny) 17. HOW WILL YOU DIE? Eyelash Curlers and Butcher Knives by Jeffree Star 18. WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU WILL REGRET? Do it like a dude by Jessie J 19. WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH? Hollaback by cobra starship 20. WHAT MAKES YOU CRY? American Idiot by Green Day 21. WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED? I kissed a boy by Cobra Starship 22. WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST? Tokyo Drift by Teriyaki Boys 23. DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU? What the Hell by Avril Lavigne 24. IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE? Ninja glare 25. WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW? I’m not your Boyfriend by 30h!3 26. WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS? I Just Wanna Run By Downtown fiction 1. Matt 2. Black 3. M 4. Black 5. February 6. Vedha 7. 13 8. California 9. Lake 10. That I own all my favorite books when I’m 95 Results : 1. You are completely in love with this person. 2. Black: You are conservative and aggressive. 3. L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to 4. If you were born in: 6. This person is your best friend. 9. If you choose... 10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday Rashel: Do I ever cross your mind? Quinn: No Rashel: Do you like me? Quinn: No Rashel: Do you want me? Quinn: No Rashel: Would you cry if I left? Quinn: No Rashel: Would you live for me? Quinn: No Rashel: Would you do anything for me? Quinn: No Rashel: Choose--me or your life Quinn: My life Rashel runs away in shock and pain and Quinn runs after her and says... The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason I don't want you is because I need you. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life. Girl: Do I ever cross your mind? Boy: No Girl: Do you like me? Boy: No Girl: Do you want me? Boy: No Girl: Would you cry if I left? Boy: No Girl: Would you live for me? Boy: No Girl: Would you do anything for me? Boy: No Girl: Choose--mine or your life Boy: My life The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says... The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason I don't want you is because I need you. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life Night World Oath When I see a girl with Cancer, I will remember Poppy North. When I see James Dean, I will think of James Rasmussen. When I look up at the stars, I will see Mary-Lynnette Carter. When I see a lazy cat, I will remeber Ash Redfern. When I see sibiling rivalry, I will see Blaise and Thea Harman. When I see an animal, I will think of Eric Ross. When I see snow, I will remember Gillian Harman. When I think of Heaven, I will remember Gary(Angel). When I see something burn black, I will think of David Blackburn When I see an orphan, I will think of Rashel Jordan. When I see a cold hearted man, I will remember John Quinn. When I get deja vu, I will think of Hannah Snow. When I see sadness in someones eyes, I will remember Thierry Descouedres. When I see fire, I will see Jezebel Redfern. When I see someone being cocky, I will think of Morgead Blackthorn. When I see someone who's determined, I will remember Maggie Neely. When I see royalty, I will think of Delos Redfern. When I see a black cat, I will see Raksha Keller. When I see a golden Lepard, I will see Galen Drache. Funny quotes: GOOD FRIENDS – will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you’ve had enough – but your BEST FRIENDS will look at you trippin’ over ur own two feet & say “bitch, drink the rest of that, you know we don’t waste that kinda shit” Gone insane . . . back soon. She’s my best friend. Break her heart and I’ll break your face. I stopped fighting my inner demons. We’re on the same side now. Not only do I fall down stairs, I trip up them as well. Now that takes talent! Be the kind of woman that when your feet hit the floor each morning the devil says, “Oh, shit, she’s up!” Me and you are friends. You smile, I smile, you cry, I cry, you jump off a bridge . . . well I’m gonna miss your stupid ass. I don’t turn heads. I break necks. Yes, you have the right to your opinion and I have the right to think you’re stupid. Good morning. I see the assassins have failed. Someone told me that it’s illegal to kill someone just because they piss you off. . . . . . crap . . . . . Just so you know: I have a shovel . . . I have a basement . . . and A LOT of people who owe me a FAVOR. I did not hit you. . . . I simply hi-fived your face. If Jonas Brothers said breathing wasn’t cool 85 of girls would die. The other 15? They would be laughing their asses off! LOL. I tried being normal, but I didn’t like it. I’d rather be a smart-ass than a dumb-ass Hell was full, so I’m back! Heaven doesn’t want me and Hell’s afraid I’ll take over 333 I’m only half evil They’re loud, crazy, random, weird, retarded, anything but boring and beautiful. They’re my friends. You can’t fix stupid. Bitch, I’m not conceited. I’m just awesome! They try to pull us apart, but no matter how hard they try we will always grow stronger You’s not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on Celebrities walk on the red carpet cuz they’re famous, but me and my friends walk on toilet paper cuz we’re the shit. I swear there is a tattoo on my forehead that only guys can see that says “I like assholes.” How do I get that off? I just do what I want. It’s not about what people are saying, it about me. everyone else can FUCK OFF! 2+2=6. I rock at math! Sometimes I do things that make me think I’m insane. That’s when I talk to you . . . and realize we’re all pretty fucked up. I say FUCK too much. I’m selfish, impatient & a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control & at times, hard to handle. But if you can’t handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don’t deserve me at my best. Goodbye Drama. Hello I don’t give a shit! Sometimes it’s best not to question your friend; just help ‘em dump the body bag into the river. You’ll always be my friend . . . you know too much! The best accessory a girl can have is her best friend. When I smile, sane people run for their lives. But my friends are always up 4 it! Nope, I can’t go to hell. Satan still has that restraining order against me. Control your jealousy bitch because I can’t control my temper. If you own 7 cats people will think you’re crazy. If you own 7 sharks, then fuck what people think YOU’RE A BADASS !The levels of insanity. 1. talk to self, 2. argues with self, 3. loses argument with self, 4. is no longer speaking to self I didn’t lose my mind. It’s at home sitting right next to my common sense. Warning: if you piss me off severe pain will be inflicted!Private Property: if you can read this you are within range Shhhh . . . I’m hiding from the stupid people I’m not mean, I just say what most of people keep in their heads When I shut my mouth and turn to walk away, it doesn’t mean you’ve won. It simply means your stupid ass isn’t worth anymore of my time. I smile cause I have no idea what’s going on Meet me at the corner of Kiss my ass street and No fucking way. & lately, I just don’t give a fuck. Warning: may change topics in mid-sentence Warning: will throw nearest object when pissed I stole the cookies from the DARK SIDE. Muahahaa! Note to self: it is illegal to stab people for being stupid Best friends: we’re the kind of people who laugh at a joke 3 times; once when it’s old, the 2nd when someone explains it to us & five minutes later when we actually get it. See this badass bitch . . . she’s on my side. Fuck being a princess. I want to be a vampire! The only thing we have to fear is fear itself . . . and spiders. I am strong because I am weak. I am beautiful because I know my faults. I am a lover because I am a fighter. I am fearless because I have been afraid. I am wise because I have been foolish. & I can laugh because I’ve known sadness It’s a beautiful day. Now watch some asshole fuck it up It’s a beautiful day. I think I’ll surprise everyone and skip my medication! You’re my girl the fullest. If you’re shootin’ up the place, I’m bringin’ the bullets! Me? Evil? Never! I may not be perfect, but I’m always me. Bring it MOFO Talk shit. Get hit. I’m the type of girl who will burst out laughing in the middle of a dead silence at something that happened yesterday. A best friend rides in your car no matter how many times you nearly killed them It’s all about the pain . . . the ink is just a souvenir! STRESS the confusion when ones mind over-rides the bodies desire to choke the living shit out of some asshole who desperately needs it. You never know how strong you are until being strong is the only choice you have. Life’s journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body. But rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out shouting, “HOLY SHIT . . . . . . WHAT A RIDE!!” I’m sarcastic and I have a smartass attitude. It’s a natural defense against the drama, bullshit, and stupidity and I don’t give a fuck if you’re offended. Do no underestimate me. I will punch you in the face. A friend hugs you goodbye. A best friends rapes you in the hallway. I see no good reason to act my age. Crazy? Yeah : You won’t forget me It’s not about who you’ve known the longest. It’s about who came & never left your side. Beer doesn’t make you fat, it makes you lean against bars, chairs, tables and walls. The hardest thing in life is to know which bridge to cross and which to burn. He stole my heart, so I stole his last name. I love my life, talk all your shit as if I give a fuck . . . Some people are like slinkies . . . they’re really good for nothing. But they can still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs. Warning: No Trespassing. Violators will be shot. Survivors will be shot again. Oops. Did my sarcasm hurt your feelings? Get over it. Hating me won’t make you any prettier. Nice try though T-shirt and Jeans kinda girl! You’re a great friend but if the zombies chase us I’m tripping you The only thing a girl should chase is a SHOT. There’s 3 things in life every girl needs . . . . Love to make her weak. Alcohol to make her strong. & best friends when both things make her hit the floor. I don’t need sex. Life fucks me whenever it can. Fuck with me, bad idea. Fuck with my sister . . . LMAO!! Nice knowing U bitch There’s a point where you just get tried of chasing everyone & trying to fix everything. It’s not giving up, it’s realizing that you don’t need certain people, bullshit & the drama they bring. It’s all fun and games until someone gets hurt. . . . . then it’s hilarious A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws The police never think it’s as funny as you do. The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen nor touched . . . but are felt in the heart. Sometimes it’s okay to act a little crazy. The shit you hear about me might be true . . . but then again, it might be as fake as the bitch who told you. Everyone loves a vampire If you don’t like me that’s okay, there’s nothing I can do about it. Newsflash bitch; I don’t live to please you. If you see CUPID bitch-slap that little punk for me, will ya? Well, aren’t we just a ray of fucking sunshine I’m multi-talented: I can talk and piss you off at the same time No I won’t go to hell! I’ve got a restraining order. You can spend minutes, hours, days, weeks or even years over-analyzing a situation; trying to put the pieces together, justifying what could’ve, would’ve happened . . . or you can just leave the pieces on the floor and move the fuck on Say no to drugs. That way, you’ll have more time to drink A friend will stop you from overreacting. A best friend will walk beside you giggling “Someone is gonna get it!” Never do anything you wouldn’t want to explain to the paramedics. When you call us bitches, we look at each other & laugh cuz we knew that waaaayyy before you did. Famous last words of a redneck “HOLD MY BEER, WATCH THIS.” Let’s keep notes on who pisses us off Insanity is hereditary you get it from your kids You say bitch like it’s gonna hurt my feelings We’ll be the old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes Oops, I must’ve put my personalities on ‘shuffle’ Warning: protected by more people than you want to piss off Warning: playing games with this BITCH WILL be hazardous to your health Irish temper. You have been warned I’m smiling, that alone should scare you A good friend will come bail you out of jail . . . a true friend will be sitting next to you saying “Damn . . . we fucked up.” Exactly how much fun can I have before I go to hell? There comes a point in your life when you realize who matters, who never did, who won’t anymore, and who always will. So don’t worry about the people from your past, there’s a reason why the didn’t make it to your future. Save a motorcycle. Ride a werewolf. Judge me & I’ll prove you wrong. Tell me what to do & I’ll tell you off. Say I’m not worth it & watch where I end up. Screw me over & I’ll do it you twice as bad. Call me crazy, you really have no idea! I AM NOT DRUNK! I am by nature a loud, friendly, clumsy person. Life’s a bitch and then you die . . . When you are surrounded by idiots just remember that murder is illegal and sarcasm is much more satisfying You people are just lucky I’m so terrified of prison Due to the confidentiality of my job, I am unable to know what I’m doing Be loved, but never love. Attach but never combine. Trip, but never fall. To be broken is better than shattered. Tell of your strength but never of your past. Be trustworthy but never trust. Be cracked, but never open. Global warming my ass. I’m fuckin’ freezin’! Never upset a redhead. It just may be the last thing you do Yeah, like you had a choice. Don’t play games with a girl who can play better! Don’t piss me off! I’m running out of places to hide the bodies. Yeah, like the people who die have nothing better to do than to run the heavenly branch of the MAKE-A-WISH foundation This guy really needs a creativity consultant Well, I’m sorry Mr. Mysterious, but as it turns out I forgot to bring my po-go stick I don’t have an anger problem. I have an idiot problem. Yes, I can. It’s unbelievable. Where’s the damn waiter? What do you want, subtitles? Obviously better security I think I’m gonna lose my lunch What’re ya gonna do, eat me? When life gives you lemons, chuck them at people you hate Life isn’t passing me by, it’s trying to run me over My best friends are the kind that if my house was on fire they’d be roasting marshmallows and flirting with the firemen I was gifted but the psychiatrist too away my powers Don’t hate yourself in the morning—sleep till noon I’m not afraid of death. What’s he gonna do, kill me? I ran with scissors and lived! Education is important, school however, is another matter Don’t mess with me. I’ve got a stick One out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your 3 best friends; if it’s not them, it’s you. Whoever said nothing is impossible has never tried slamming a revolving door. I do not suffer from insanity . . . I enjoy every minute of it Boys are like purses: cute, full of crap and always replaceable I only have PMS on days that end in the letter ‘y’! I don’t obsess. I think intensely Doctors say I have multiple personalities. We disagree with that Don’t follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls Come to the dark side, we have cookies! They say guns don’t kill people, people kill people. Well, I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled ‘BANG’, I don’t think you’d kill too many people.Always forgive your enemies—nothing annoys them more I’m smiling because you’re my brother. I’m laughing because there’s nothing you can do about it. Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before. That which does not kill me, had better move pretty damn fast. I didn't fall. I was testing gravity. It still works :D So, I'm a little crazy. What's your point? I don't need a brain. I have Google! Not the brightest crayon in the box are we? RANDOM: If I throw a stick, will you go away? If you die on an elevator, make sure you press the up button. We're tighter than a fat guy in spandex! Boy are like purses: cute, full of crap, and always replaceable! Good friends say you can do better, but Best friends call him and say, "Seven days.." Don't knock on Death's door. Ring the bell and run; he hates that. Whoever said nothing is impossible has never tried slamming a revolving door. Failure isn't an option; it's pretty much a certainty. We can't all be heroes. Someone has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by. Have you ever noticed that the words in therapist are actually The-rapist? "Officer, I swear to Drunk Im not God." Everybody wants to go to heaven, but no one wants to die. Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon! The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on. The voices may not be real, but they have some pretty good ideas. Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to. You have the right to remain silent. Everything you say will be misquoted and used against you. NEVER ARGUE WITH A WOMAN! One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside cottage after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her feet up, and begins to read her book. The peace and solitude are magnificent. Along comes a Fish and Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?" "Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?'). "You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her. "I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading." "Yes, but I see you have all the equipment. For all I know, you could start at any moment." "If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman. "But I haven't even touched you," says the Game Warden. "That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment," she replied. "Have a nice day ma'am," and he left. MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think What to say if a guy actually uses these pickup lines 16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, 9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels. 13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. 15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! 16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you” 20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity 1. At Lunch Time , Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice. 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that. 4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it " In". 5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso. 6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks , Write "For Smuggling Diamonds". 7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy". 8. Don't use any punctuation. 9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk. 10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face. 11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go". 12. Sing Along At The Opera. 13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme? 14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day. 15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood. 16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom. 17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!" 18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!" 19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go." 20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity . Send This In An E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile! 37 Things to do in an Elevator 1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?" For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you start dancing in Walmart to its cheesy music. Crazy is when u laugh uncontrollable at your own jokes. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb-war with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny.Crazy is when you crack up if someone says "Oatmeal!". Crazy is when you forget what you're saying in the middle of a sentence. Crazy is when you take the time to write down stuff like this and memorize it. Crazy is when you memorized every single line of your favorite anime.Crazy is when your so obsessed with naruto that you bang on the T.V. every now and then to see if he will come out. Crazy is when your are going through this as a checklist. Crazy is when you quote Charlie the Unicorn at random moments. Crazy is when you eat twenty pixie sticks in one day. Crazy is when your crazy. Crazy is when start talking nonsense everyday during random moment . crazy is when you lick the cat for no reason. Crazy is when you are hyper at three AM and no sugar is involved. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list! Try Not To Cry: read this poem: mommy...johnny brought a gun to school he told his friends that it was cool and when he pulled the trigger back, it shot with a great, huge crack. mommy i was a good girl i did what i was told, i went to school, i got straight A's i even got the gold! when i went to school that day, i never said good bye. i'm sorry that i had to go, but mommy please dont cry, when johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another. And all because johnny got the gun from his brother. mommy, please daddy: that i love him very much, And please tell Zack my boyfriend that it wasnt just a crush. And tell my little sister; that she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; i'll be waiting for her now. And tell my wonderful friends; that they're always the best. mommy; i'm not the first, i'm not better than the rest. mommy tell my teachers; i wont show up for class, And never forget this, And please dont let this pass. mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one though deserves this. but mommy it's not fair i left without a kiss. And mommy tell the doctors i know they really did try. i think i even saw one doctors trying not to cry. mommy i'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest, But mommy please remember i'm in heaven with the rest. when i heard that great big crack i ran as fast as i could, please listen to me if you would. i wanted to go to collage, i wanted to try things that were new. i guess i'm not going with daddy, on that trip to the new zoo. i wanted to get married i wanted to have kids. i wanted to be an actress, i really wanted to live. But mommy i must go now, the time is getting late. mommy, tell my Zack, i'm sorry to cancel the date. I love you mommy i always have, i know you know it's true. And mommy all i need to say is "mommy i love you" that always makes me sad... in memory of the cloumbine & virginia tech students who were lost: please if you would, dont smash this on the ground. if you pass this on, maybe people will cry, just keep this in your heart, for the people who didnt get to say 'goodbye' now you have two choices, 1) pass this on and show people you care, repost as 'try not to cry' 2) dont send it and you have just proven how cold-hearted you really are... Month one Mommy Month Two Mommy Month Three You know what Mommy Month Four Mommy Month Five You went to the doctor today. Month Six I can hear that doctor again. Month Seven Mommy Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. Before you take the life of your baby, really consider all your options. Would you rather be fat for a while, or kill your child? If you're against abortion, re-post this Please, if you would, don't smash this on the ground. If you pass this on, Maybe people will cry. Just keep this in your heart, For the people who didn't get to say "Goodbye". Now you have 2 choices; 1.) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as "Try not to Cry" 2.) Don't send it, and you have just proven how cold-hearted you really are ... Her name was Auroura Her dad was a drunk Her only friend She always talked to it Until her parents A bruise on her leg But she grabs her bear She sits in the corner Such a bad life Then one night Then her mom suddenly She thrusted the blade The mom walked out Police showed up One officer slowly It must have been bad If your against child abuse then repost this on your profile. If you don't then you have no soul!! A poem I am passing on about child abuse, I hope you pass it on too. My name is Tiffany, I am three, My eyes are swollen, I cannot see, I must be stupid, I must be bad, What else could have made, My daddy so mad? I wish I were better, I wish I weren’t ugly, Then maybe my mommy, Would still want to hug me, I can’t do a wrong, I can’t speak at all, Or else im locked up, All day long, When im awake im all alone, The house is dark, My folks aren’t home, When my mommy does come home, I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll just get, One whipping tonight, I just heard a car, My daddy is back, From Charlie’s bar, I hear him curse, My name is called, I press myself, Against the wall, I try to hide, From his evil eyes, I’m so afraid now, I’m starting to cry, He finds me weeping, Calls me ugly words, He says its my fault, He suffers at work, He slaps and hits me, And yells at me more, I finally get free, And run to the door, He’s already locked it, And I start to bawl, He takes me and throws me, Against the hard wall, I fall to the floor, With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues, With more bad words spoken, "I’m sorry!", I scream, But its now much to late, His face has been twisted, Into a unimaginable shape, The hurt and the pain, Again and again, O please God, have mercy! O please let it end! And he finally stops, and heads for the door, While I lay there motionless, Sprawled on the floor, My name is tiffany, I am three, Tonight my daddy, Murdered me, And you can help to stop this for others. And if you read this and don’t pass it on I pray for your forgiveness because you would have to be One heartless person to not be effected By this poem and because you are effected, Do something about it! So all I ask you to do Is pass this on! If you are against child abuse. To let you know, I hate these things too. But this one freaked me out! O_O there were 3girls They were looking through peoples The girl slowly came upon this one It had creatures in the background and the man She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was. Right then, an instant message came up. To let you know, I hate these things too. But this one freaked me out! O_O there were 3girls They were looking through peoples The girl slowly came upon this one It had creatures in the background and the man She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was. Right then, an instant message came up. It said: SatanStalker: So how do u like my XxLoVemExX: What?? XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway?? SatanStalker: Well, you should know; XxLoVemExX: How do you know that im looking at ur pro?? SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace. XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make SatanStalker: I just do. Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you. Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say. At the time the girl was wearing high She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to scare the living sht out of me. SatanStalker: You should be afraid. SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you They were in shock. Her friend: Holy crap man just block him The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes SatanStalker: I am. SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really XxLoVemExX: What? My house? SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out. SatanStalker: Your screen name says SatanStalker has just signed off. The girl and her friend were really friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke from someone. They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight. All of a sudden the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok. Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was She goes and knocks but no one said she opens it and finds her friend there on her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head. If you do not repost this in the next two one in your room, and one killing your parents at that Tonight at 1:30am. Well what are you waiting for? Repost or you are going to die. This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. A stranger stabs you in the front FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you. BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?" FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you. BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..." FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall. BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?" FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince. BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you. FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!" FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda. BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you. FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain. BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!" FRIENDS: Will help you move. BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies. FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!" FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. BEST FRIENDS:Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS! FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS:Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up! FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue." Friends: Bring you a tissue to dry your tears. Best Friends: Have a shovel ready to bury the asshole who did this to you. FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story... FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME." FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell. FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. BEST FRIENDS: Are for life. FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. BEST FRIENDS:Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste! FRIENDS: comfort you when you fight with your boyfriend BEST FRIENDS: go over to his house and kick his ass FRIENDS: bail you outta jail BEST FRIENDS: sit next to you singing the jail song FRIENDS: tell you to forget it when you say you want to vandalize a guy's house BEST FRIENDS: best friends are the ones getting fined by the police with you FRIENDS: Think your insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline BEST FRIENDS: Are jumping right after you FRIENDS: come over every couple of months for a sleepover BEST FRIENDS: are your weekend boarders FRIENDS: are offended when you make fun of them BEST FRIENDS: kick your ass and all's forgiven FRIENDS: are shy around your boyfriend BEST FRIENDS: will tease him till he blushes redder than a fire engine FRIENDS: don't see you if you're sick BEST FRIENDS: are why you're sitting in bed under a blanket with a thermometer, book, and your phone FRIENDS: dare you to scream into the street BEST FRIENDS: dare you to go streaking FRIENDS: call you retarded for running threw bleachers yelling "IT'S PICKLE TIME!" BEST FRIENDS: are screaming and running with you FREINDS: Will ignore this BESTFRIENDS:Will repost this crap FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you. BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..." FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince. BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you. FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!" FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda. BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you. FRIENDS: Will help you move. BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies. Friends: Bring you a tissue to dry your tears. Best Friends: Have a shovel ready to bury the asshole who did this to you. FRIENDS:never ask anything to eat or drink BESTFRIENDS: Help themselves and is the reason you never have any food FREINDS:Call your parents M. Mrs and grandma and grandpa BESTFRIENDS: Call your parents MOM and DAD GRAMS AND GRANDPA FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail BESTFRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying DAMN we screwed up FRIENDS: Never seen you cry BESTFRIENDS: Wont tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when your not down anymore FRIENDS: helps you up when you fall BESTFRIENDS: continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?" FRIENDS: gives you their umbrella in the rain BESTFRIENDS: takes yours and says, "RUN, -BEEP- RUN!" FRIENDS: wipes your tears when your rejected BESTFRIENDS: goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?" FRIENDS: will bail you out of jail BESTFRIENDS: would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME, LETS DO IT AGAIN!!" FRIENDS: Ask you to write down your number BESTFRIENDS: Has you on speed dial FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff and gives it back a few days later BESTFRIENDS:Loses your stuff and tells you, "my bad .. heres a tissue" FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you BESTFRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography about your life FREINDS:Will leave you behind if thats what everyone else is doing BESTFRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd asses that left you FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door BESTFRIENDS:Would walk right in and say,"IM HOME" FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell BESTFRIENDS: Already know not to tell FRIENDS: Are through high school /college (drinking buddies) BESTFRIENDS: Are for life FRIENDS:Will be there to take your drink away when they think youve had enough BESTFRIENDS:Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say,"Girl drink the rest of that you know we dont waste Girls I WANT A GUY... who would move the hair away from my eyes and then kiss me, hold my hand in line at the mall and make all the girls jealous. Someone who would sing to me at random moments. Who would let me sleep on his chest. A BOY who would get mad at someone if they called me UGLY or were mean to me. I want someone who would call me 3 times a day if he went away. Someone who would let me gossip to him and just smile and agree with everything I said. He would throw stuffed animals at me when I acted dumb and then KISS ME A MILLION TIMES. Someone who would make fun of me just to make me laugh. He would take me to the park and put his hands around my waist and give me big bearhugs all the time. He would tell all his friends about me and SMILE when he did. And we'd make out in the pouring rain. He would never be afraid to say "I love you" in front of his friends, and we'd argue about silly things and then make up. I want a boy who would kiss me at midnight on New Years and COUNT STARS with me. Who would stay home with me on a Friday night just to help me make dinner and watch movies together under the same blanket. Someone who would tell me I'm beauiful but not too often, who would make me laugh like NO ONE else could. But mostly, I want someone who would be my best friend and would never BREAK MY HEART -Jg Rox's story I want Find the Guy Find the guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when you hang up on him, who'll lay under the stars for hours and listen to your heart beat Or will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy that kisses your forehead who keeps your picture in his wallet, who wants to show you off to the world even when your in sweatpants, who holds your hand in front of all his friends, who thinks your beautiful without makeup one who is constantly telling you of how much he cares and how is lucky to have you THE one who turns to his friends and says THATS HER! A Real Boyfriend Kiss her When she pushes you or hits you like a dumb ass cuz she thinks shes stronger than you Grab her and dont let go When she starts cursing at you tryin to act all tuff Kiss her and tell her you love her When she's quiet Ask her whats wrong When she ignores you Give her your attention When she pulls away Pull her back When you see her at her worst Tell her she's beautiful When you see her start crying Just hold her and dont say a word When you see her walking Sneak up and hug her waist from behind When she's scared Protect her When she steals your favorite hat Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night When she teases you Tease her back and make her laugh When she doesn't answer for a long time reassure her that everything is okay When she looks at you with doubt Back yourself up When she says that she likes you SHE REALLY DOES MORE THAN YOU COULD UNDERSTAND! When she grabs at your hands Hold her's and play with her fingers When she bumps into you; bump into her back and make her laugh When she tells you a secret keep it safe and untold When she looks at you in your eyes dont look away until she does When she says it's over she still wants you to be hers When she reposts this bulletin she wants you to read it - Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything. - When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go - When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her - because 10 yrs later she'll remember you - Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her - Treat her like she's all that matters to you. - Stay up all night with her when she's sick. - Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think it's stupid. - Give her the world. - Let her wear your clothes. - When she's bored and sad, hang out with her. - Let her know she's important. - Kiss her in the pouring rain. If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will : Call you. Kiss you. Love you. Text you. Guys post as: "I'd be this Boyfriend." Girls post as: "A real Boyfriend." Did you know... Bad pick-up Line Come-backs Man: Where have you been all my life? Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Man: Is this seat empty? Man: Your place or mine? Man: So, what do you do for a living? Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Man: Your body is like a temple. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together YOUR GUY SIDE: YOUR GIRL SIDE: If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all: This is weird, but interesting! If you If you...copy and paste Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, dannychic2006, Starfire the Dragon, Moonlight Music Mistress, Kannika, Midnight's Maiden62, emobitchslutandbestfriend If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, Vert9411, pinkcherryblossom225CherryBlossoms016, SakuraUchiha14,Sakura-Cherry-Blossom-Chan, Moonlight Music Mistress, Kannika, Midnight's Maiden62 emobitchslutandbestfriend If you think RashelX Quinn is better than AliceXjasper, Copy and Paste this to your Profile (YEAH!) If you think HannahXThierry is better than RosalieXEmmett, Copy and paste this to your profile (HELL YEA!) If you think Rashel Jordan is Better than Alice Cullen, Copy and Paste this to your Profile If you Love Love Love LOVE LJ Smith, Copy this to your Profile If you are a Vampire Addict, Copy and Paste this to your Profile If you can't stand stupid girls, Copy and Paste this to your profile If you think Ash Redfern is Better then Jasper Hale, Copy and Paste this to your Profile If you think John Quinn is Better than Jacob Black, Copy and Paste this to your Profile 98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile. "When life hands you The Jonas Brothers, throw them back and yell... If you truely believe, there is a John Quinn or Ash Redfern or James Rasmussen or Morgead Blackthorn or a Galen Drache somewhere for you (doesn't mean his name has to be the same) copy this into your profile. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! If your one of those people who can literally stay on the computer for hours on in if only you weren't forced to get off, then copy and paste this on your profile. (Yes. And I have!) If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that has stayed loyal to either rock or metal, put this in your profile. ~If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fan~fictions, copy this onto your profile ~If you are addicted to vampires and/or werewolves and would like to be one, copy and paste. If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile! If you KNOW the voice in your head are real, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile. There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. 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