Erzahler no Terra
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Joined 03-03-17, id: 8880705, Profile Updated: 08-25-18
Author has written 2 stories for Pokémon, and Plants vs. Zombies.

Hi there, it seems like you found your way to the profile page, where you are supposed to learn more about me. Well, since that is the only function this page has other than viewing all of my stories and favorites, let's get to it.


My name is Erzahler, according to google translate it means 'Narrator' in German and apparently 'Joker' in Russian. Huh, you learn something new everyday i suppose. Language aside, let me tell you the true facts about me.

--Basic Author Facts--

Gender: I'm definitely a guy.

My Stories: A lot of them probably going to be pokemon, not because it's one of the biggest contender on this site, but because it's easily moldable to my bag of insanity. But, do expect a few that aren't pokemon related.

Update time: All over the place and highly inconsistent, but expect to be less than 3 months (LIES). so if you're waiting I suggest reading something else at the same time, or maybe you're okay waiting for a month or so. But it will be done, don't worry.

Writing style: My grammar is not that good, but i'll try my best. If you're reading my stories, expect moon logic puzzles, sudden dark turns in later chapters, and three dimensional characters (or at least don't be surprised when it's poorly executed because i wasn't exactly the brightest bulb in the box). The hard part for me is on the beginning or when introducing new characters, this is because i tend to go overboard with detail and just go "scratch that, maybe something like this", rinse and repeat.

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PvZ Heroes: Heroes of the Universe reviews
Many thought of becoming a superhero, the ability to conjure flames, shoot lasers, etc. But there's also the restricting responsibilities that came with them. When two sides are stuck in a war, one must not forget that their best friend doesn't always have to come from the same side.
Plants vs. Zombies - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,870 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/20/2018 - Published: 2/22/2018
Blizzard: a Froslass's journey reviews
When a climbing trip to Mt. Coronet turned into a tragedy, one girl was sacrificed. But, Arceus wasn't willing to let her story end just yet. Join Yukonna and her Journey as a Froslass, getting dragged into all sorts of trouble. Meanwhile, the seeds of darkness that lay beneath the surface has started to sprout.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,664 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/10/2018 - Published: 4/13/2017 - Froslass/Yukimenoko, Lilligant, OC