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Pokemon: The Origin of Species by DaystarEld reviews
Enter the world of Pokémon from a rational perspective. Instead of starting his journey in ignorance, Red has spent his years studying the creatures so central to his world... and he doesn't quite agree with all the information in his books. No time for rookie mistakes here: he's on a quest to discover the true nature of Pokémon, and maybe even find out where they really come from.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 72 - Words: 658,978 - Reviews: 1714 - Favs: 2,444 - Follows: 2,886 - Updated: 9/1 - Published: 10/25/2013 - Red, Leaf, Blue O./Green O. (male)
Chiaroscuro by boomvroomshroom reviews
"They say the only thing to fear is fear itself. That, and a motivated Nara." Shikamaru is born with his father's intelligence and his mother's work ethic. The world is turned sideways.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 70 - Words: 320,013 - Reviews: 7827 - Favs: 8,748 - Follows: 9,644 - Updated: 8/17 - Published: 5/23/2015 - Naruto U., Ino Y., Shikamaru N., Kakashi H.
The Evil Overlord List by boomvroomshroom reviews
Villains always make the same dumb mistakes. Luckily, Tom Riddle happens to have a rather dangerously genre-savvy friend in his head to make sure that he does this "conquering the world" business the RIGHT way. It's about time the bad guys won for once.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 106,930 - Reviews: 2260 - Favs: 5,284 - Follows: 5,749 - Updated: 8/17 - Published: 1/14/2015 - Harry P., Draco M., Albus D., Tom R. Jr.
Fairy Dance of Death by Catsy reviews
AU reboot of the entire SAO storyline, beginning from the premise that Kayaba Akihiko was obsessed with magic and Norse Mythology rather than swords and pure melee. As a result, he created the Death Game of Alfheim Online rather than the floating castle of Aincrad—a world in which PvP is not a crime, and the nine player races are in competition to escape. **SPOILERS IN REVIEWS**
Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 49 - Words: 670,353 - Reviews: 2510 - Favs: 4,133 - Follows: 4,279 - Updated: 7/31 - Published: 11/6/2012 - Kirito/Kazuto K., Asuna/Asuna Y., Klein/Ryoutarou T., Argo
Potter Who and the Wossname's Thingummy by ForrestUUID reviews
No TARDIS, no screwdriver, and no memory — on the plus side, an owl and a wand! May or may not be AU. "It's all in the mind, you know."
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 39 - Words: 223,977 - Reviews: 754 - Favs: 1,323 - Follows: 1,326 - Updated: 7/25 - Published: 8/31/2012 - 11th Doctor, Harry P.
The Need to Become Stronger by Sophronius reviews
Even with the world's most powerful demon in your stomach, saving the world is not that easy. Any young ninja who wishes to survive to fulfil his ambitions must first learn that some problems can't be solved with any amount of chakra, and that battles are decided by the time swords are drawn, not when they are sheathed. (Rational!Naruto)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 49 - Words: 244,903 - Reviews: 548 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 748 - Updated: 6/22 - Published: 10/31/2016 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] [Sasuke U., Sakura H.]
Fling a Light by MostlyVisibleLight reviews
In an entirely different Earth Bet, Taylor Hebert never doubts her decision to use her superpowers to revitalize Brockton Bay's dying shipping industry. She isn't the only one with big plans, though. As trouble brews, conspiracies reveal themselves, and the universe suddenly gets a whole lot bigger, Taylor finds herself dealing with a whole lot more than she bargained for. Dead.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 45,677 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 509 - Updated: 6/16 - Published: 8/17/2015 - Skitter, Accord - Complete
I Will Become the Wind by Blaizekit reviews
Returning to the past means a chance to re-shape the future. Having experienced what's to come, Naruto begins his journey to train and find Sasuke before the sparks of the Fourth War can be lit. But for those who experienced the Time-Spanning Incarnation, things are never so clear-cut. There is no going back to the way things were. The only way is to move forward. [TWTBW sequel]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 208,693 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 539 - Follows: 609 - Updated: 5/27 - Published: 5/31/2017 - Naruto U., Jiraiya, Obito U., Team Seven - Complete
Broken Blades by Avret reviews
Long ago, two gods decided to test their powers in one last, greatest conflict. For years, light and darkness were locked in stalemate. That stalemate is soon to end. Now, as maidens fall, traitors rise, and distrust builds among the four kingdoms, the flames of conflict spark again. Prepare yourselves, Remnant. Your swords will fail. (Rational!RWBY, Competent!Jaune, AU)
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 60,313 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 318 - Updated: 5/26 - Published: 4/28/2017 - Jaune A., Team RWBY, Team JNPR
Batman: Extinction Burst by Michael JG Meathook reviews
The long past childhood trauma Batman converted to passion, fueling his fight for justice, begins to wane. He finally seeks much needed rehabilitation as his ageless battle with the Joker comes to a head as he decides to end the rivalry for good... one way or the other.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 50,810 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 4/24 - Published: 12/15/2016 - Bruce W./Batman, The Joker, J. Crane/Scarecrow, Professor Hugo Strange
Dreaming of Sunshine by Silver Queen reviews
Life as a ninja. It starts with confusion and terror and doesn't get any better from there. OC Self-insert. No pairings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 151 - Words: 716,431 - Reviews: 23534 - Favs: 16,797 - Follows: 16,725 - Updated: 3/28 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N., OC
Ashes of the Past by Saphroneth reviews
Time travel, based on the Anime. So, the world ended. That's bad news. Who best to get to fix it? Well, there is this guy with a track record in world saving... Not entirely serious. T rating may be overdoing it.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 296 - Words: 1,877,352 - Reviews: 15552 - Favs: 7,543 - Follows: 6,910 - Updated: 3/7 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Ash K./Satoshi, Pikachu
Blind Stars of Fortune by 100demons reviews
Thirty year old Kakashi was supposed to have been killed by Pein during the Invasion. Instead, he wakes up in the body of his twenty year old self. (It gets a lot more complicated.) Time travel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 81,824 - Reviews: 1471 - Favs: 5,710 - Follows: 6,007 - Updated: 2/15 - Published: 2/13/2013 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Sunshine Sidestories by Silver Queen reviews
Snippets from the D.O.S. story line.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 21,095 - Reviews: 1469 - Favs: 2,700 - Follows: 3,235 - Updated: 2/8 - Published: 3/5/2012
A Political Perspective by VJ Riddle reviews
Hatake Kakashi was a shinobi, and as a shinobi, the only people who could give him orders were his military superiors. The idea that a Council made up of civilians and peers was under the impression they could give him orders...displeased him. Or: He was ordered to pass Team 7. He was fine with that, until they actually passed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 52,680 - Reviews: 680 - Favs: 4,709 - Follows: 5,366 - Updated: 1/7 - Published: 6/27/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H.
Shadows' Shadows by Ambiguity in D Major reviews
It was foolproof. He'd trade his arm and Gate for Alphonse and go home. Simple, right? Unfortunately, nothing is ever that easy for Edward Elric. At least the secret societies, countrywide conspiracies, and evil overlords are par for the course. Rated T for language.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 82,751 - Reviews: 539 - Favs: 851 - Follows: 1,218 - Updated: 1/4 - Published: 3/31/2014 - Edward E., Pride
r Animorphs: The Reckoning by WhatWouldEnderDo reviews
AU/multiple points of departure, with the intent to fix/sane-itize/create internal consistency, allowing rational agents to take things to the extreme. Visser Three is competent, the Yeerks are moving rapidly, and the Animorphs are actually trying to win (but are inexperienced and unprepared). Inspired by Worm and HPMOR.
Animorphs - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 48 - Words: 358,542 - Reviews: 495 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 519 - Updated: 11/25/2018 - Published: 3/4/2015 - Elfangor, Jake
Lighting Up the Dark by Velorien reviews
AU inspired by an omake in HPMOR. 12 years ago, the Fourth Hokage gave his life to seal Kyubey, the Nine-Brained Demon Fox, into the infant Naruto. Now, the time has come for a smarter, more creative Naruto to take on a world in which quick thinking and a solid grasp of strategy are worth a dozen rare techniques, and a brilliant mind can challenge even the deepest darkness.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 171,273 - Reviews: 1023 - Favs: 1,901 - Follows: 2,277 - Updated: 11/1/2018 - Published: 5/20/2013 - Naruto U.
Kion's Cause by Sophronius reviews
Using the divine right of kings as an excuse, a spoiled prince gathers a group of thugs to keep the terrified populace in line. What do you mean, they're the good guys? They eat the people they save! Well, I guess they're still better than the other side... (This is the sequel to Scar's Samsara, a rational retelling of the Lion King in a time of magic and strife. Complete!)
Lion King - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 80,438 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 10/24/2018 - Published: 4/23/2018 - [Kion, Fuli] Simba, Jasiri - Complete
Backward With Purpose Part I: Always and Always by deadwoodpecker reviews
AU. Harry, Ron, and Ginny send themselves back in time to avoid the destruction of everything they hold dear, and the deaths of everyone they love.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 55 - Words: 286,803 - Reviews: 4720 - Favs: 6,892 - Follows: 2,572 - Updated: 9/28/2018 - Published: 2/28/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Blindness by AngelaStarCat reviews
Harry Potter is not standing up in his crib when the Killing Curse strikes him, and the cursed scar has far more terrible consequences. But some souls will not be broken by horrible circumstance. Some people won't let the world drag them down. Strong men rise from such beginnings, and powerful gifts can be gained in terrible curses. (HP/HG, Scientist!Harry)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 324,281 - Reviews: 4986 - Favs: 13,024 - Follows: 13,041 - Updated: 9/25/2018 - Published: 1/1/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry The HufflePuff 4 by BajaB reviews
Not going to school would have been way too much effort, and besides, Harry had promised that since last year was a bit boring, he was going to not try to avoid everything this year..
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,692 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 2,551 - Follows: 3,342 - Updated: 9/6/2018 - Published: 3/10/2018
I Aim to Misbehave by White Squirrel reviews
Harry Potter escapes from Earth-That-Was via magitech, but goes missing. When he is finally unfrozen in the 26th century, he faces a new oppressive regime in the form of the Alliance while he tries to find the lost magical community in the Verse. Epilogue-compliant, No Power in the 'Verse-compliant.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Firefly - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,606 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 648 - Follows: 1,043 - Updated: 9/1/2018 - Published: 4/5/2017 - Harry P., River
Minato's: The Art of Being Dead by PyrothTenka reviews
Trust the Yondaime to turn death into a minor inconvenience.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 52,564 - Reviews: 1118 - Favs: 3,334 - Follows: 3,700 - Updated: 8/30/2018 - Published: 12/1/2013 - Naruto U., Minato N., Kushina U.
The Mind-Tailed Fox by arenavanera reviews
An AU fic, where ninjas are clever and subtle. (Like, you know, ninjas.) Vaguely rationalist, inspired by that one aside in HPMOR.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 52,559 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 8/22/2018 - Published: 9/14/2016 - Naruto U., Hinata H., Kyuubi/Kurama
Fairly Odd Angles and Other Stories by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
How the Sage of Toads and I would write Timmy Turner's ascent into manhood. Here's a hint: He ain't played by Drake Bell...
Fairly OddParents - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,101 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 8/12/2018 - Published: 4/21/2014 - Timmy, Vicki
Unmitigated Chaos by SilverWolf7007 reviews
Hermione is not surprised that Harry is spending their sixth year befriending Slytherins, releasing dangerous beasts in the dungeons, inciting House Elf rebellions, and generally causing trouble. This is Harry, after all. Sequel to Dear Order.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,925 - Reviews: 861 - Favs: 3,898 - Follows: 5,026 - Updated: 8/9/2018 - Published: 9/19/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Pansy P.
Harry Potter and the Natural 20 by Sir Poley reviews
Milo, a genre-savvy D&D Wizard and Adventurer Extraordinaire is forced to attend Hogwarts, and soon finds himself plunged into a new adventure of magic, mad old Wizards, metagaming, misunderstandings, and munchkinry. Updates monthly.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 74 - Words: 314,214 - Reviews: 6555 - Favs: 6,426 - Follows: 7,266 - Updated: 8/2/2018 - Published: 5/7/2012
Branches by To Mockingbird reviews
Kakashi falls off a tree and lands in a different world. Literally. Now he's in a dimension where nothing makes sense—but he's used to that. Kakashi plans to wreak as much havoc as he can and find his way home . . . if he can.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 60,428 - Reviews: 1355 - Favs: 3,829 - Follows: 3,758 - Updated: 8/1/2018 - Published: 8/19/2014 - Naruto U., Itachi U., Kakashi H., Minato N. - Complete
Twigs by To Mockingbird reviews
Kakashi learns about other ways to fall from a tree. Unfortunately for him, an infinite amount of universes means an infinite amount of trouble. [Offshoots, extras, and deleted scenes from the Branches AU.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,792 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 393 - Updated: 8/1/2018 - Published: 6/9/2015 - Itachi U., Kakashi H., Minato N., Team Seven - Complete
Starry Eyes by helnae reviews
Where a girl finds true friends when she looks within. And where friends see what lies beneath the surface.
Crossover - Worm & Cthulhu Mythos - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 61,312 - Reviews: 856 - Favs: 2,884 - Follows: 3,226 - Updated: 6/27/2018 - Published: 12/12/2013 - Skitter, OC
Incident Report by MoonClaimed reviews
Whoever decided it was a good idea to leave Naruto alone with three twelve year olds for a YEAR should be stabbed. Repeatedly.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 39,425 - Reviews: 1060 - Favs: 4,149 - Follows: 4,130 - Updated: 6/4/2018 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Naruto U.
Horry Patter and the Philologer's Stone by fawnmod reviews
Horry Patter was a boy who lived under the stairs in a cupboard, and had no friends. One day, a giant man appeared and changed everything. Updates Tuesdays
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 31 - Words: 45,033 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 5/5/2018 - Published: 11/7/2017 - Luna L.
Scar's Samsara by Sophronius reviews
Synopsis: From Scar's perspective, it never made much sense to justify a divine kingship through a perpetual cycle of death and suffering, though that wasn't what was really bothering him. One little push and all his troubles would be over – if only that darn cub wasn't so cute! (Rational!Scar raises Simba as his own. COMPLETE!)
Lion King - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,592 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 4/23/2018 - Published: 7/30/2017 - [Scar/Taka, Zira] Simba, Zazu - Complete
Ricochet by Strix 4 reviews
Sometimes it's easy to see the familiar in the faces around you. Sometimes it sucks to figure out why.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 69,883 - Reviews: 1330 - Favs: 2,793 - Follows: 2,695 - Updated: 4/21/2018 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Team Seven
Harry the Hufflepuff by BajaB reviews
Luckily, lazy came up in Petunia's tirades slightly more often than freak, otherwise, this could have been a very different story. AU. Not your usual Hufflepuff!Harry story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,190 - Reviews: 1520 - Favs: 8,721 - Follows: 2,907 - Updated: 3/12/2018 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry the Hufflepuff 3 - Harry's Year off by BajaB reviews
Sequel - Read the others first, of course. Lazy!harry is back for another year of doing nothing. This will not be a long story. Sorry for the wait.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,981 - Reviews: 676 - Favs: 3,436 - Follows: 1,547 - Updated: 3/10/2018 - Published: 11/23/2014 - Complete
Roll the Dice on Fate by Jackercracks reviews
What happens when a SI gets reborn in the world of Naruto and is willing to lie, cheat and steal his way to power? Magical Vivisectionist Pretty Oro-tan, eat your heart out - this is how you bootstrap your way to godhood. No re-treading the same old missions here.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 67,351 - Reviews: 687 - Favs: 2,642 - Follows: 3,126 - Updated: 2/27/2018 - Published: 7/24/2015 - Sasuke U., Shikamaru N., Gai M., OC
A Minor Miscalculation by SbenLives reviews
Nui Harime gets the wrong address, and from then on, nothing is the same.
Kill la Kill/ キルラキル - Rated: M - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 213,370 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 2/25/2018 - Published: 12/31/2014
Heroine For A Hobby by RumbleintheDumbles reviews
Some said there were places out there where you couldn't possibly have too much power. Some said Earth Bet was one of these places. Some were wrong. They were very, very wrong.
Crossover - Worm & One Punch Man/ワンパンマン - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,468 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 1,011 - Follows: 1,179 - Updated: 2/7/2018 - Published: 10/15/2015 - Skitter, Dragon
Master of Wood, Water and Hill by Karmic Acumen reviews
Bilbo Baggins wondered what Gandalf was thinking. Oh well, Bag End would sort him out. His house did NOT approve of vandalism, thank you very much. That rune carved into his door learned it personally. Besides, it served the wizard right for not heeding the rumors about Bilbo and the Old Forest.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 93,312 - Reviews: 484 - Favs: 2,320 - Follows: 2,216 - Updated: 1/2/2018 - Published: 2/9/2014 - Bilbo B., Thorin, Kíli, Fíli
Psi Effect by Cap'n Chryssalid reviews
A fun-loving asari mercenary finds herself a little in over her head when she ends up abducted by terrifying aliens from beyond the galactic frontier. These asari-like creatures call themselves 'humans.' They seem to be secretly nosing about on the borders of known space, acting through proxies, conducting covert operations, and they've got a deal for an enterprising asari...
Crossover - X-Com & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 43 - Words: 387,570 - Reviews: 1367 - Favs: 3,353 - Follows: 3,881 - Updated: 1/2/2018 - Published: 7/19/2014 - U. Wrex, Daro'Xen, Shepard (F), OC
Lost Uzumaki by Silver Dragonfly reviews
Shanks was used to strange meetings on the various islands of the Grand Line. However, this one was unusual even for the Grand Line. A Lost Uzumaki is found and Naruto has no plans of not becoming part of his family. (A Series of Snapshots about the finding of lost family.)
Crossover - Naruto & One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 57 - Words: 121,047 - Reviews: 2046 - Favs: 4,062 - Follows: 4,274 - Updated: 12/24/2017 - Published: 3/8/2014 - Naruto U., Shanks
Ocean Stars Falling by Lang Noi reviews
Once again, Kei's infamous luck spurs a brand new adventure. Only this time, there's no foreknowledge, a giant grumpy turtle monster not where he's supposed to be, and an ocean full of possibilities and danger in the same breath. She just knows she has to find some way to get home to Konoha. And what is all this business about pirates, anyway? (A Catch Your Breath side-story.)
Crossover - Naruto & One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 242,373 - Reviews: 524 - Favs: 1,329 - Follows: 1,363 - Updated: 11/19/2017 - Published: 3/24/2017 - Sanbi/Isobu, OC, Ace
Moana of Motunui by Forthwith16 reviews
Life as Motunui's chief has never been easy, but it would be a great deal easier if the world were not dying around them – or at least if someone else noticed that. A thousand years have passed since the demigod Maui was last seen, and without Te Fiti's heart, Moana can only hope someone else will save the world while she saves her people. That is what a chief does, after all.
Moana - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,308 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 10/15/2017 - Published: 12/17/2016 - Moana W.
Conversations by SilverWolf7007 reviews
In which Remus is not going to steal James's wife. A few conversations between the Marauders and Lily over the years. Sort of prequel to Unmitigated Chaos.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,626 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 10/11/2017 - Published: 4/22/2017 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
New Game Plus by DuncanIdaho2014 reviews
After a disaster worse than Sabaody, the crew are 'saved' by Vegapunk's experimental time machine. All of the crew is blown back into their past bodies with all of their memories. As Luffy slowly gathers them together again, the world will never be the same. Who wants the same old boring adventure? Screw the plot, and let the chips fall where they may.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 155,996 - Reviews: 2068 - Favs: 6,160 - Follows: 6,205 - Updated: 9/21/2017 - Published: 6/5/2014 - Straw Hats P.
Monsters in Her Mind: Sleeper Saga by Aldrian Kyrrith reviews
Sequel to Monsters in Her Mind (please read that first if you haven't). In the ruin of Brockton Bay, Cauldron investigates and the Sleeper has a role to play.
Crossover - Cthulhu Mythos & Worm - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,067 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 447 - Updated: 9/17/2017 - Published: 12/24/2016
Applied Cultural Anthropology, or by jacobk reviews
... How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Cruciatus. Albus Dumbledore always worried about the parallels between Harry Potter and Tom Riddle. But let's be honest, Harry never really had the drive to be the next dark lord. Of course, things may have turned out quite differently if one of the other muggle-raised Gryffindors wound up in Slytherin instead.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 168,240 - Reviews: 3374 - Favs: 6,047 - Follows: 7,594 - Updated: 8/31/2017 - Published: 4/26/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S.
The life and times of Hatake Kakashi, nukenin by Whispering Darkness reviews
In the sealed scroll he finds a Bingo Book – his own page marking him as an S-class nukenin with flee-on-sight orders. "Ok. That is definitely different." Dimensional/Time Travel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,339 - Reviews: 655 - Favs: 4,005 - Follows: 3,119 - Updated: 8/27/2017 - Published: 10/17/2014 - Kakashi H., Shikaku N., Team Seven - Complete
The Lives Worth Saving by cywsaphyre reviews
Naruto, at 26, has lived through 10 years of war. At the end, with nothing left to call home, he sends himself back to the beginning, to the day of his younger self's graduation, in an attempt to change it all. Time travel AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 134,188 - Reviews: 4071 - Favs: 14,388 - Follows: 13,100 - Updated: 8/13/2017 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Naruto U.
Hermione Granger and the Perfectly Reasonable Explanation by Robin.Drew reviews
In 1991, a child came to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry with obvious gifts, but which few suspected would change the world... Oh, and Harry Potter enrolled that year as well. *** A few tweaks to canon, plus extrapolating Hermione's apparent intelligence realistically. I expect events to diverge fairly quickly. ;) *** cover image cc by-nc RooReynolds @ Flickr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 25 - Words: 123,707 - Reviews: 562 - Favs: 939 - Follows: 1,537 - Updated: 7/24/2017 - Published: 12/23/2013 - Hermione G.
Professor Arc by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
He didn't know the first thing about teaching, Hell, he didn't even know the first thing about fighting! A shame then, that his forged documents painted the picture of an accomplished and skilled warrior. Now he's trapped teaching students his own age how to be hunters, when he doesn't even know himself!
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 582,340 - Reviews: 7784 - Favs: 7,392 - Follows: 6,859 - Updated: 7/2/2017 - Published: 12/18/2014 - Jaune A. - Complete
The Philosopher's Red Herring by White Squirrel reviews
At the end of first year, Harry gets an unexpected visitor with some even more unexpected news, and a new plan for his future. UP FOR ADOPTION.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,326 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 752 - Follows: 789 - Updated: 5/17/2017 - Published: 4/16/2015 - Harry P., Nicolas F.
A Dramatic Reading by White Squirrel reviews
Umbridge finds seven books about Harry Potter from another dimension in the Room of Requirement and decides to read them aloud to the school in an ill-advised attempt to discredit Dumbledore. Hilarity ensues. Features an actual plot, realistic reactions, decent pacing, *and minimal quotations*.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 18 - Words: 56,579 - Reviews: 802 - Favs: 2,816 - Follows: 2,016 - Updated: 4/2/2017 - Published: 1/15/2017 - Harry P. - Complete
The Windmill Turns Both Ways by Blaizekit reviews
12-year-old Naruto often dreams about the future, but when he is launched four years into it, not everything is as he envisioned. The Fourth World War is just around the corner, and Akatsuki is more dangerous than ever. But hiding and doing nothing has never been Naruto's style. To change the course of history, he searches for the truth about the future, and a way back to the past.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 228,827 - Reviews: 699 - Favs: 1,628 - Follows: 1,365 - Updated: 4/2/2017 - Published: 9/21/2013 - Naruto U., Orochimaru, Obito U., Team Seven - Complete
Little Rebellions by Dragon Elexus reviews
Not all Pearls have the chance to run off to another planet and take up arms. Not all fights are grand and romantic. These are the little rebellions- little, but just as defiant.
Steven Universe - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 59 - Words: 63,538 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 2/21/2017 - Published: 2/8/2016 - Pearl, Blue Pearl, Yellow Pearl - Complete
My Father Was Secretly A Killer Monkey-Man From Outer Space by EarthScorpion reviews
Many people have called Gendo Ikari a bad parent throughout the years. However, that's just the product of cultural chauvinism. If you judge him by saiyan standards, his behaviour becomes much more reasonable. A tale of giant robots, punching, and heterodox standards of good parenting.
Crossover - Dragon Ball Z & Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,897 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 2/1/2017 - Published: 11/8/2016 - Gendo I., Yui I.
The Mountains of the Moon by White Squirrel reviews
Hermione comes up with a contingency plan for Harry's Ministry hearing, and they decide their education can be better pursued elsewhere—at the largest and oldest school of magic in the world: Uagadou. Voldemort won't know what hit him. Harry/Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,511 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 1,620 - Follows: 2,086 - Updated: 1/8/2017 - Published: 1/3/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Greatest Raid by Fabius Maximus reviews
The Organic Cylons had the Colonials on the ropes. But they forgot an important lesson about just how dangerous a cornered people can be... Sequel to Exiles on the Wind
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,809 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 1/8/2017 - Published: 6/17/2014
Mobile Fighter Evangelion by Ultra Sonic 007 reviews
"Are you ready to help save the world?" said Gendo, holding his hand forward, a small smile on his face. "Yes," answered Shinji, his face sporting an equally sheepish smile. "I'm ready." Without hesitation, he clutched his father's hand. (AU fic, if this doesn't make it apparent already.) [COMPLETE]
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 525,431 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 725 - Follows: 552 - Updated: 1/6/2017 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Shinji I., Gendo I., Rei A., Asuka L. S. - Complete
The Journey by Fabius Maximus reviews
Set After the Pirate King. The Boss is leaving the Colonies, but someone is definitely following his fleet...
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,051 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 12/31/2016 - Published: 9/16/2014
The Monsters in Her Mind by Aldrian Kyrrith reviews
Taylor Hebert and Yog-Sothoth: two sides of a coin. How long will it be before the human and the nightmare begin to merge? How long can Taylor fend off the abyss?
Crossover - Cthulhu Mythos & Worm - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 47,093 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 835 - Follows: 508 - Updated: 12/24/2016 - Published: 8/16/2014 - Skitter, Tattletale - Complete
Pokémon: The Line by RadHominin reviews
What if Professor Oak was a reasonable man who didn't send Red out into the world, alone, at age ten? What if Pokémon didn't automatically obey the first person to slap them in a ball, fire-breathing lizards were considered a public safety hazard, and even a weak Thundershock of sufficient amperage could induce lethal ventricular fibrillation?
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 37,074 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 12/21/2016 - Published: 5/26/2015 - Prof. Samuel O./Prof. Yukinari O., Red, Blue O./Green O. (male)
The Senshi Files: Silver Warden (OLD VERSION) by Irritus185 reviews
NEW VERSION WILL BE POSTED. SENSHI FILES FORUM ADDED.
Crossover - Sailor Moon & Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 122,376 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 960 - Follows: 1,042 - Updated: 12/3/2016 - Published: 5/9/2014 - Makoto K./Lita/Sailor Jupiter, H. Dresden - Complete
The Senshi Files: Silver Warden by Irritus185 reviews
When Harry saved a young electromancer from some bloodthirsty monsters, he never imagined the trouble that would await him. Now between all the faeries, demons, vampires, and rogue sorcerers trying to kill him, he has to deal with mini-skirt wearing soldiers of justice. In the name of magic, Harry Blackstone Copperfield Dresden will punish you!
Crossover - Sailor Moon & Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 120,795 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 659 - Follows: 691 - Published: 11/28/2016 - Makoto K./Lita/Sailor Jupiter, H. Dresden
Don't Think of a Strangelet by SooperGeenius reviews
A Muggle-born Hogwarts student realizes an unexpectedly extreme danger from bringing the worlds of magic and science closer together. Inspired by events in Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,182 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/21/2016
Power Games by Immatrael reviews
There's no such thing as happily ever after. Life goes on - even dearly bought. All Precia's plans may come to nought as shadowy actors take to the stage. But nothing unmasks a man like his use of power. Second of the Gamesverse series.
Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 259,961 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 466 - Follows: 435 - Updated: 11/5/2016 - Published: 3/31/2013 - Fate T., Nanoha T., Hayate Y. - Complete
Justice, Justice Shall You Pursue by White Squirrel reviews
Goblin courts are inhumane, the Ministry thinks it can arrange marriages, and Voldemort wants to oppress everybody. The muggle government is not amused.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 35,865 - Reviews: 556 - Favs: 2,050 - Follows: 1,655 - Updated: 10/18/2016 - Published: 5/23/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Dear Order by SilverWolf7007 reviews
"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 29,689 - Reviews: 7029 - Favs: 13,796 - Follows: 11,275 - Updated: 9/19/2016 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
A Village Hidden In Hope by Marz1 reviews
Naruto botches his first attempt to summon and ends up in a land without Ninja. Now a bunch of monks called Jedi think he's up to no good, the only way home may require the Darkside aka the Fox, and home may no longer be there.
Crossover - Star Wars & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 13 - Words: 83,740 - Reviews: 1386 - Favs: 3,145 - Follows: 3,654 - Updated: 9/17/2016 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Anakin Skywalker, Naruto U.
Built of Dirt and Earth by Dragon Elexus reviews
When Pearl managed to dig her way out of her hole and into the open air, she found the Kindergarten deserted. With no instructions and nowhere to go, she waited. And waited. Until finally, someone came. (Earth-born Pearl AU)
Steven Universe - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,449 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 9/14/2016 - Published: 9/24/2015 - Garnet, Amethyst, Pearl, Rose Quartz
Rationalising Death by Scientist's Thesis reviews
What if the mentioned super intelligence of Yagami Light and his antagonists wasn't just informed, but was actually true?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Crime/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,652 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 896 - Follows: 1,122 - Updated: 9/7/2016 - Published: 6/11/2013 - Light Y., L, Misa A.
Adopted by Default by Kitsune Foxfire reviews
Moby Dick is anything but peaceful on a regular day. The crew is just well used to their special brand of crazy, however. So when an unexpected guest arrives, it throws everyone into disorder. Really, where the hell is this cheeky brat's crew? Someone needs to tell Ace that his ship-brothers are NOT babysitters!
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 52,923 - Reviews: 1213 - Favs: 4,349 - Follows: 4,122 - Updated: 8/28/2016 - Published: 6/17/2013 - Luffy, Marco, Whitebeard, Thatch
Xenopology by Dragon Elexus reviews
Connie was used to not having any friends. Two years after getting trapped in a magic bubble, she has plenty- but whether it's her own inexperience or the fact that most of them are literal aliens, it's not always easy. All everyone can do is try their best to muddle through it. (Loosely connected one-shots centred around Connie's interactions with each of the Crystal Gems).
Steven Universe - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,997 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 8/25/2016 - Published: 5/18/2016 - Pearl, Steven U., Connie M., Peridot - Complete
The Resurrection Stone by Dragon Elexus reviews
When Steven Universe turns eleven, he's utterly excited for his chance to attend Hogwarts, the school that he's heard so much about from his... family members. There's a lot he hasn't been told, however, and Steven will find that he needs to understand the past if he has any hope of surviving the present. (Hogwarts AU)
Steven Universe - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,541 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 8/23/2016 - Published: 8/5/2015
Not Sick by Ser Serendipity reviews
In one world, after defeating his brother, Itachi Uchiha dropped dead, victim of a mysterious disease, and the future of the ninja world was set for the worse. However, in another, Itachi was not sick. From this small difference, many changes will spring, and many plans will be overturned. The path of the last of the Uchiha, and the world itself, will be altered forever.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 39 - Words: 331,120 - Reviews: 1839 - Favs: 2,405 - Follows: 2,179 - Updated: 8/20/2016 - Published: 11/24/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Life in Konoha's ANBU by Shezza reviews
ANBU!Naruto. Drafted into ANBU at a young age, Naruto is guided to the path of a Captain. Leader of Team Sigma, the Hokage's Personal Guard, Naruto will lead his team and defend his Village to the best of his ability. Threats besiege the Land of Fire from all sides, and only Naruto stands before them...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 53 - Words: 370,954 - Reviews: 5084 - Favs: 8,002 - Follows: 7,562 - Updated: 8/6/2016 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Naruto U., Hiruzen S.
The World of The Accidental Animagus by White Squirrel reviews
A series of one-shots in the Animagus-Verse showing the state of the magical world at the time of Voldemort's return. Some brace for war, while for others, life goes on. A bridge between The Accidental Animagus and Animagus at War.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,933 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 395 - Updated: 8/6/2016 - Published: 7/30/2016 - Complete
The Accidental Animagus by White Squirrel reviews
Harry escapes the Dursleys with a unique bout of accidental magic and eventually winds up at the Grangers' house. Now, he has what he always wanted: a loving family, and he'll need their help to take on the magical world and vanquish the dark lord who has pursued him from birth. Years 1-4. Sequel posted.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 112 - Words: 697,191 - Reviews: 4783 - Favs: 7,724 - Follows: 6,936 - Updated: 7/30/2016 - Published: 11/20/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Where the Heart Is by Kwizzic reviews
After spending his childhood traversing the globe with Jiraiya, twelve-year-old Naruto Uzumaki has returned to the Hidden Leaf for the first time. (Now on Arc II: Wind Country)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 73,355 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 990 - Follows: 1,170 - Updated: 7/24/2016 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Naruto U., Kiba I., Jiraiya, Team Seven
It's All In Your Head by Kwizzic reviews
The jinchuriki share more than a curse; they share their minds. As he grows up, Naruto begins to realize that not everyone has voices in their head.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,368 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 371 - Updated: 7/13/2016 - Published: 6/26/2016 - Naruto U., Jinchuriki
Tales of a Gutsy Ninja by Kwizzic reviews
Kakashi doesn't understand his genin team. (He hopes he never will.) Featuring: strip poker, deceptive puddles, several books, two conspiracies, and no ducks.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,723 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 803 - Follows: 841 - Updated: 7/13/2016 - Published: 4/24/2015 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H.
One Good Turn Deserves Another by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
Jaune wasn't exactly Blake's type, but giving him a hand was the least she could do after he helped her out... it didn't have to mean anything - no matter what Yang implied! Also would Ruby cut it out with the knowing looks, I'm just returning a favour! Blake x Jaune realistic romance, focused on their times at Beacon Academy.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 37 - Words: 245,448 - Reviews: 2392 - Favs: 3,923 - Follows: 2,907 - Updated: 7/11/2016 - Published: 11/11/2014 - [Blake B., Jaune A.] - Complete
Milestones by Dragon Elexus reviews
The Gems are baby-sitting little Steven, and are absolutely determined to take the best care of them that they can. Also, to be the first to teach him to say their names. No competition, of course.
Steven Universe - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 969 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/5/2016 - Garnet, Amethyst, Pearl, Greg U. - Complete
Shinobi: Team 7 by Gallyrat reviews
There's a saying, amongst the men and women of the Land of Fire: You can be a hero, or you can be a Shinobi. There's a response, amongst the men and woman of Team 7: Fuck that. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 120,605 - Reviews: 727 - Favs: 1,838 - Follows: 1,998 - Updated: 6/12/2016 - Published: 4/30/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Team Seven
Petrification Proliferation by White Squirrel reviews
What would have been the appropriate response to a creature that can kill with a look being set loose in the only magical school in Britain? It would have been a lot more than a pat on the head from Dumbledore and a mug of hot cocoa.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,020 - Reviews: 1093 - Favs: 5,743 - Follows: 4,638 - Updated: 5/29/2016 - Published: 5/22/2015 - Harry P., Amelia B. - Complete
Mass Effect: Clash of Civilizations by Eterna1Soldier reviews
In 2157 a Citadel Council exploratory vessel is tasked with opening a dormant Relay into unknown regions of the galaxy. What they find is something they never expected. What happens when two civilizations centered around different technologies clash?
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 21 - Words: 96,812 - Reviews: 3395 - Favs: 5,053 - Follows: 5,934 - Updated: 5/22/2016 - Published: 10/13/2011 - Tali'Zorah
A Voice Across the Void by Zoltan Berrigomo reviews
A padawan comes across an ancient Sith holocron during an archaeological field trip and keeps the discovery secret from his masters.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 47,676 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 5/20/2016 - Published: 10/6/2014 - Complete
Significant Digits by adeebus reviews
(Continuation of Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality) It's easy to make big plans and ask big questions, but harder to follow them through. Find out what happens to Harry Potter-Evans-Verres, Hermione, Draco, and everyone else once they grow into their roles as leaders, leave the shelter of Hogwarts, and venture out into a wider world. Permanent home: anarchyishyperbole com
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 58 - Words: 298,709 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 524 - Follows: 605 - Updated: 5/16/2016 - Published: 4/9/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., Voldemort - Complete
False Starts Worm by Diresquirrel reviews
A collection of fanfics based on Worm that didn't really go too far. Some might be finished sometime, but not all will. Tell me what you think! Also, I don't own anything you recognize.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,251 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 5/16/2016 - Published: 3/25/2014 - Skitter
With You by Dragon Elexus reviews
After so, so long waiting, the Cluster finally has a chance to form- and to discover who they've become.
Steven Universe - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,979 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 30 - Published: 5/16/2016 - Pearl, Steven U., Rose Quartz, The Cluster - Complete
Oh Youthful Kazekage! by Lord Darkly reviews
Gaara has many strengths. Intelligence, leadership, self-control, but physical strength is not on that list. Surely, Gai's workout regime is something he can handle, right? Collaboration with Igornerd.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,273 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 5/2/2016 - Published: 7/15/2015
When the Tides Come In by Dio Warwahl reviews
[Discontinued] The Marines are losing a war that will change the world. As a last resort, they turn to the brilliant Vegapunk to solve their problems. So, obviously, he decides to summon the strongest man in the world ... from an alternate universe, that is. They did NOT expect Monkey D. Luffy to fall through the wormhole. [Pirate King Luffy meets Marine Luffy.]
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 59,770 - Reviews: 619 - Favs: 1,778 - Follows: 1,756 - Updated: 4/27/2016 - Published: 10/16/2012 - Luffy, Garp, Vegapunk, Ace
The Birds and The Bees (and Metamorphism) by Dragon Elexus reviews
Vidalia's sitting on the beach with an unplanned pregnancy and a dead-beat dad, explaining human reproduction to a tiny purple alien. She wishes she knew how her life got to this point.
Steven Universe - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,131 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/26/2016 - Amethyst, Greg U., Vidalia - Complete
Leaves of Grass by CrownsofLaurels reviews
Desperate mothers will do anything to protect their children, even sign them up to become child soldiers. SI/ third war era AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 87,365 - Reviews: 686 - Favs: 2,450 - Follows: 2,841 - Updated: 4/15/2016 - Published: 4/26/2015 - Orochimaru, Jiraiya, Tsunade S., OC
Heavy by Dragon Elexus reviews
Steven just wants to protect everyone. That's a pretty heavy weight to put on a fourteen year old's shoulders- but thankfully, Connie's there to lighten the load.
Steven Universe - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,294 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/9/2016 - Steven U., Connie M. - Complete
Tales of Babysitting Uchiha Itachi by PyrothTenka reviews
Or: Why you should never leave Uzumaki Kushina alone with little prodigy ninjas. Series of drabbles. (Rated T because violence is just a part of writing ninjas.)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,524 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 4/4/2016 - Published: 5/17/2014 - Itachi U., Kushina U.
Saruman of many Devices by Saphroneth reviews
Alone of every power in Middle-Earth, Saruman innovates, notably gunpowder. But he lost. What if he had a little help? Actually a cross-over between LOTR and the General series by David Drake. Uses both book and movie elements.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Book X-overs - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 130,580 - Reviews: 525 - Favs: 1,455 - Follows: 1,396 - Updated: 4/3/2016 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Saruman
Team Kage by PyrothTenka reviews
After the battle with Madara and the Juubi, a fierce argument starts between Naruto and Sasuke over who will become the next Hokage when Tsunade brings up a startling complication. They're both still Genin.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,048 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 539 - Updated: 4/3/2016 - Published: 2/25/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Gaara
Adaptation by Dragon Elexus reviews
To survive, to thrive, organic life must change and adapt. It's in their nature. Gems, on the other hand, are rocks- unchanging, immutable. But Pearl finds that she's learned at least one thing from the squirmy Earth creatures Rose so loved.
Steven Universe - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,340 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/30/2016 - Pearl, Rose Quartz - Complete
Dragonborn in Westeros by Duesal Bladesinger reviews
Colin didn't know who he pissed off, but he woke up cold and hungry in the middle of a snowy wasteland. Being the Dragonborn really sucked sometimes. [A Dragonborn appears Beyond the Wall story.]
Crossover - Elder Scroll series & A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,683 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 520 - Follows: 692 - Updated: 3/23/2016 - Published: 1/8/2016 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Tormund G., Ygritte
five hugs steven got and one he didn't by Dragon Elexus reviews
Steven muses on hugs he's gotten from important people in his life.
Steven Universe - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,189 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/21/2016 - Garnet, Steven U., Connie M., Greg U. - Complete
Wasted Potential by Dragon Elexus reviews
The Crystal Gems began as nothing more than a nuisance. A thorn in her side. Now that little weed has grown into a vine that threatens to pull down everything. Yellow Diamond needs to find a way to crush them, their planet, and Rose Quartz- once and for all.
Steven Universe - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,869 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/15/2016
A Necessary Gift: A Harry Potter Story by cosette-aimee reviews
The war drags on after Voldemort's defeat and the Order of the Phoenix is fighting a losing battle. When Harry is hit by yet another killing curse, he wakes up years in the past and in an alternate reality. As an unknown child in a foreign world, Harry has a chance to change the outcome of the war - while dealing with new magical talents, pureblood politics and Black family drama.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 178,578 - Reviews: 4053 - Favs: 10,431 - Follows: 12,417 - Updated: 3/12/2016 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Partial Recall by Dragon Elexus reviews
For the most part, Stan has got his memory back. Far as he can tell, at least. Sometimes, though, he forgets stuff. Little things, mostly. Sometimes bigger things. It's not a lot of fun.
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,956 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/10/2016 - Grunkle Stan, Grunkle Ford - Complete
Transcendent Humanity by Solaris242 reviews
Humanity never developed FTL. The Prothean archives contained no technology, no Element Zero, just a warning. Isolated from the rest of the galaxy for two thousand years, restricted to their only system, how will humanity have changed when they first meet the Turians? AU, alternate history of humanity and First Contact.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 18 - Words: 40,604 - Reviews: 2082 - Favs: 6,473 - Follows: 7,484 - Updated: 3/1/2016 - Published: 5/7/2013
Phonecall by Dragon Elexus reviews
Stanley "Stanford" Pines gets a phone-call, asking whether he would be willing to take his great niece and nephew for the summer. He's all set to say 'no'. Only...
Gravity Falls - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,332 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/23/2016 - Grunkle Stan - Complete
What Happens in Vacuo, Stays in Vacuo by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
Finally the week's holiday before the Vytal Festival, and for Professor Arc, it couldn't have come soon enough. Especially when he manages to snag tickets to one of the most expensive resorts in Vacuo. A full week's rest to himself, with no criminals, no crazy students - and definitely no vicious little multi-coloured slaver. Seven days with just sun, sand, sea and Neo... wai-Neo?
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,225 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 1,388 - Follows: 858 - Updated: 2/21/2016 - Published: 2/14/2016 - Jaune A., Neo - Complete
Sparks and Spears by Dragon Elexus reviews
There's magic to be found in lazy, cozy nights with your girlfriend. Especially if you're both monsters. (Undyne/Alphys, post-pacifist fluff).
Undertale - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 996 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/14/2016 - Undyne, Alphys - Complete
Professor Arc: Staffroom Chronicles by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
When Faux-Professor Jaune Arc wasn't busy pretending to be teacher, or dealing with Team RWBY sneaking into his rooms... or with Roman demanding favours. He was busy living the life of a teacher at the illustrious Beacon Academy. A spin-off series to professor Arc. Comedy/Parody
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 47,107 - Reviews: 577 - Favs: 1,434 - Follows: 1,433 - Updated: 2/8/2016 - Published: 7/2/2015 - Ozpin, Glynda G., Jaune A., P. Port
What the Forest Holds by LitDragonWagon reviews
Hogwarts' forbidden forest plays host to many creatures, and centaurs are not the only intelligent ones. What if instead of meeting Firenze in the forest, Harry was saved by a fox before the centaur could interfere? Who is this fox, and how will he affect the fate of our favorite golden boy hero? No bashing, no pairings as of yet.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,411 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 596 - Follows: 863 - Updated: 2/4/2016 - Published: 2/12/2013 - Harry P., Naruto U.
Rise of the Weasley Famiglia by jacobk reviews
Ron never wanted to be a crime boss. Pity he was so good at it. Even if he did spend most of his time worrying about what would happen when his mother found out.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,459 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 477 - Published: 2/2/2016 - Ron W.
Drunken Space-Time Ninjutsu by Igornerd reviews
The day after a wild party to celebrate the end of the war against Madara, Naruto, the remaining Konoha 12 (and some guests) can't help but wonder what happened last night as they wake up in a different Konoha. Time-Travel. Rated for language, alcohol and just to be sure.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 109,686 - Reviews: 1923 - Favs: 4,416 - Follows: 5,154 - Updated: 1/31/2016 - Published: 12/29/2013 - Naruto U., Minato N.
Team Anko by EagleJarl reviews
(AU) [Rationality, meet Naruto] - Anko never wanted to lead a genin team. Sadly, the Hokage isn't okay with that; he hands her Naruto, Hinata, and Shino and orders her to "make them the best ninja and, more importantly, the best *people* possible." She's got her work cut out for her. M for combat and occasional cursing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 164,368 - Reviews: 787 - Favs: 1,380 - Follows: 1,478 - Updated: 1/28/2016 - Published: 3/3/2015 - Anko M., Naruto U., Hinata H., Shino A. - Complete
Apotheosis by Gundam Kaiser reviews
An examination of Shinji Ikari, as raised in the MGLN universe by Fate Testarossa and associates.
Crossover - Evangelion & Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,181 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 1/17/2016 - Published: 8/20/2013 - Shinji I., Fate T., Nanoha T., Vivio
What's In a Name? by Dragon Elexus reviews
Identity can be a complex issue, if you're a Gem.
Steven Universe - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,246 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/12/2016 - Garnet, Amethyst, Pearl, Rose Quartz - Complete
Let's Go To The Garden by Dragon Elexus reviews
In the garden sanctuary of the nascent Crystal Gems, the terrifying renegade pearl and the unorthodox fusion share a conversation, and manage to find some common ground.
Steven Universe - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,869 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/7/2016 - Garnet, Pearl, Rose Quartz - Complete
False Starts Harry Potter by Diresquirrel reviews
A series of disjointed story ideas that never went anywhere. They're all HP of sorts, with different twists and ideas that ran out before they became full fledged stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 76,447 - Reviews: 648 - Favs: 714 - Follows: 618 - Updated: 1/5/2016 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Harry P.
Shiki Fujin by Tirielle reviews
The seal was supposed to seal away the demon at the cost of his own soul. And that's what happened. Really. Do the details honestly matter that much?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 55,694 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 3,321 - Follows: 3,997 - Updated: 1/2/2016 - Published: 1/25/2014 - Harry P., Naruto U., Minato N.
Cape For Hire by jacobk reviews
Taylor Hebert intends to become a hero on her own terms. If everybody else thinks her terms are a little odd, well, that's why she never asked their opinion anyway.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,824 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 687 - Follows: 729 - Updated: 1/2/2016 - Published: 12/21/2015 - Skitter
Master, Pokémon? by Saphroneth reviews
Pokémon anime AU. Ash Ketchum has something of a secret. He can understand Pokémon... oh, yeah, and there's the thing where he's actually kind of one himself.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 51,680 - Reviews: 545 - Favs: 1,908 - Follows: 1,763 - Updated: 12/25/2015 - Published: 5/25/2015 - [Ash K./Satoshi, Latias] Pikachu, Zorua
Professor Arc: The Night before Christmas by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
'Twas the night before Christmas and something went a little... wrong at Beacon. Now it's up to Professor Jaune Arc and the other staff to save Christmas, how could it ever go wrong? A festive Professor Arc one-shot for everyone.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,503 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 667 - Follows: 293 - Published: 12/24/2015 - Jaune A. - Complete
0800-Rent-A-Hero by brainthief reviews
Magic can solve all the Wizarding World's problems. What's that? A prophecy that insists on a person? Things not quite going your way? I know, lets use this here ritual to summon another! It'll be great! - An eighteen year old Harry is called upon to deal with another dimension's irksome Dark Lord issue. This displeases him. EWE - AU HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 159,580 - Reviews: 3587 - Favs: 10,165 - Follows: 11,990 - Updated: 12/24/2015 - Published: 4/4/2015 - Harry P.
Instruments of Destruction by alexanderwales reviews
Admiral Tian Jerjerrod tackles the impossible task of building the second Death Star.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,321 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 101 - Published: 12/23/2015 - Complete
Undersidertale by GreatWyrmGold reviews
The top crime lord of Brockton Bay finds herself sent to a world full of murderous talking flowers, kindly goat-women, and worst of all, sapient spiders. Will she strive to be a Pacifist, or do the monsters face Genocide? Or will all of the above be true? Just what IS going on here, anyways? If anyone has the Determination to save—or destroy—the Underground, it's Taylor Hebert.
Crossover - Worm & Undertale - Rated: K - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,416 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 98 - Published: 12/21/2015
Magical Pony Lyrical Twilight Gaiden: Adamanetia Rising by PurpleProse-SB reviews
The Crystal Empire has returned to Equestria, and it's up to Twilight and Raising Heart to save it. Of course, the giant smoke monster, the nervous Alicorn of Love and the vengeful moon princess isn't going to make this easy. Can Twilight and her friends find the Crystal Heart and uncover the secrets of the city of Adamanetia in time? A side story to Magical Pony Lyrical Twilight.
Crossover - My Little Pony & Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,323 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/16/2015 - Princess Cadance/Princess Mi Amore Cadenza, Princess Luna/Nightmare Moon, Twilight Sparkle, Yuuno S.
The Way You Love Me is Frightening by Dragon Elexus reviews
As with a lot things in life, Greg never really understood magic. His gut reaction was one of fear and nervousness. He learned to push those feelings down for the sake of the people he loved.
Steven Universe - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,811 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/16/2015 - Greg U., Rose Quartz - Complete
On the Effects of Unexplained Electromagnetic Discharge on Humans by Dragon Elexus reviews
As with all things in life, Priyanka's attitude to magic has always been analytical. One of logic and control. When she finally witnesses magic first hand, however, she finds that for Connie's sake, she'll need another approach
Steven Universe - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,589 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/16/2015 - Complete
I didn't sign up for this by erimies reviews
Time travel, the ultimate hoax to cheat in life and turn bad odds to your advantage. Or, it would be if Naruto had any idea what he was doing. Trying to save lives he holds dear, he somehow ended up as an international S-class criminal with a flee-on-sight order. Oops.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 30,185 - Reviews: 1338 - Favs: 6,687 - Follows: 7,687 - Updated: 12/5/2015 - Published: 8/14/2014 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
The First Movement of the Odyssey by Crazy-88 reviews
"You are the Fifth Race. Your role is clear. If there is any hope in preserving the future, it lies with you and your people" Because all it takes is one ship. Perhaps in the wrong place... But unquestionably, at the right time.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Halo - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 206,461 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 846 - Follows: 940 - Updated: 12/1/2015 - Published: 7/15/2013
An Unofficial Motto by Erisah Mae reviews
Or: Why Shikaku is pretty sure that Itachi has no relation to the Nara Clan. An Omake from Yet Mad I am Not. A really stupid one. I'm sorry.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,142 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 46 - Published: 11/30/2015 - [Shikaku N., Yoshino N.] Minato N., Chōza A. - Complete
Master Pokemon mk2 - Electric Mewgaloo by Saphroneth reviews
Ash Ketchum has a secret he doesn't even know - that he is the Chosen One, personally created by Arceus to ensure the world survives its coming trials. That would explain why he's a Mew, though. Alternate titles: The Mew-Sical; Arceus Wanted A Nap; A Mew Beginning
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,410 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 964 - Follows: 1,011 - Updated: 11/27/2015 - Published: 10/27/2015 - Ash K./Satoshi, Mew, Pikachu
Obito-Sensei by Ser Serendipity reviews
During the fateful mission to the Kannabi Bridge, Obito is too slow, and Kakashi ends up paying the price with his life. Fourteen years later, Legendary Elite Jounin Mangekyou no Obito is placed in charge of a very familiar genin team. Prompt taken from Ekusukallybaa.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 30,508 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 760 - Follows: 936 - Updated: 11/22/2015 - Published: 2/28/2014 - Obito U., Team Seven
Frisk-cicle by tiredrobin reviews
You're shivering, you notice. Your sweater was never designed for much more than autumn winds, and it's worn and battered and sporting a few holes from your encounters with various monsters. The frosty air seeps through it and clings to the frayed material and leaves you with little warmth, but you know that there's nothing to be done and just try your best to ignore it.
Undertale - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,470 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 49 - Published: 11/5/2015 - Frisk, Papyrus, Sans - Complete
Way of the Open Hand by Cyclone reviews
Reposted from Spacebattles. While at summer camp, Taylor got separated and learned to be a monk. Mainly 5th Edition, but I reserve the right to pull monk abilities from any edition I so choose.
Crossover - Dungeons and Dragons & Worm - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,515 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 501 - Updated: 11/3/2015 - Published: 7/19/2015 - Skitter, Shadow Stalker, Emma B.
Phenomenal Cosmic Power by Cyclone reviews
Reposted from Spacebattles. Self-insert fusion with a Mutants & Masterminds character I once played.
Crossover - Game X-overs & Worm - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 21,178 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 11/3/2015 - Published: 7/19/2015
Masks and Redemption by Kwizzic reviews
Kakashi had thought it'd be a nice, straightforward mission: just nine months guarding some rock and a student at a school. No sweat, right? Then again, that was before you added magic to the equation. (Young Kakashi)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 92,631 - Reviews: 593 - Favs: 878 - Follows: 1,137 - Updated: 11/2/2015 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Harry P., Kakashi H., Rin
Look Pretty by Dragon Elexus reviews
Fashions come and go, and it's time for a wardrobe change. (Featuring: a Pearl, if not necessarily ours).
Steven Universe - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,195 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/2/2015 - Complete
I've Always Wanted to Use that Spell by White Squirrel reviews
One-shot. McGonagall finally got to awaken the statues in the Battle of Hogwarts, but she wanted to do it for a long time. Given all the times she missed her chance, it was no wonder she was so eager when the time came.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,844 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 648 - Follows: 186 - Published: 10/28/2015 - Minerva M. - Complete
Episodic Parody: The Flash by EagleJarl reviews
Much like my other fic, 'What if SG-1 weren't stupid', this is a mockery of various episodes of the 2014 'The Flash' TV show.
Flash - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,651 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/27/2015 - Barry A./The Flash
Stars, Hide Your Fires by Dragon Elexus reviews
Sapphires accompanies Pink Diamond on her new mission to the Crystal System.
Steven Universe - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,315 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/26/2015 - Rose Quartz, Sapphire - Complete
My Black and Deep Desires by Dragon Elexus reviews
Pink Diamond seeks the council of a sapphire on the subject of her new mission to the Crystal System.
Steven Universe - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,354 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/26/2015 - Pearl, Rose Quartz, Sapphire - Complete
Dragon Ball N by Gundam Kaiser reviews
What was supposed to be a straightforward archaeological expedition, promptly spiraled out of control and gave birth to a series of events that would shake up entire galaxies. This is the tale of what happened when the Jewel Seeds fell to Earth - the very same Earth that was home to a Saiyan...
Crossover - Dragon Ball Z & Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,118 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/24/2015 - Published: 9/7/2015
The One Good Thing by Dragon Elexus reviews
Pearl promised Amethyst to teach her how to summon her weapon. It's not going nearly as well as either of them planned.
Steven Universe - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,459 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/20/2015 - Amethyst, Pearl, Rose Quartz - Complete
The Petal Thing by Dragon Elexus reviews
Pearl promised to teach Amethyst how to summon her weapon. It's not going as well as either of them hoped.
Steven Universe - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,510 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/20/2015 - Amethyst, Pearl, Rose Quartz - Complete
Uchiha Shuffle by Duesal Bladesinger reviews
"You are not him. You lack sorrow. You lack hate. It's not that you've forgotten, but that you were never there." Chaos stirs as Uchiha Sasuke switches places at the worst possible time. A Road to Ninja story.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,934 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 498 - Follows: 664 - Updated: 10/12/2015 - Published: 6/13/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Itachi U., Menma U.
Harry Potter and the cryptographic key by greatcactus reviews
This is designed to start after chapter 102 of Eliezer Yudkowsky's "Harry Potter and the methods of rationality" (google hpmor). It was written by a fan waiting impatiently (but constructively) for the story to be finished. Read it before this. As usual, characters are owned by Rowling or Yudkowsky. Update: added vignette at end.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,519 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 10/12/2015 - Published: 10/13/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Tom R. Jr., Rowena R. - Complete
Do as the Middle-Earthlings Do by It's-Kraggie reviews
When in Middle Earth, do as the Middle-Earthlings do: Sakura finds herself in the midst of Middle Earth, immersed in a war she has no part in, saving a world and people she doesn't know, and why? Because Naruto would be disappointed in her if she ever got back and told him she hadn't...
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 82,024 - Reviews: 868 - Favs: 1,445 - Follows: 1,649 - Updated: 10/8/2015 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Frodo B., Aragorn, Sakura H.
Harry Potter and the Sunshine in Spring by It's-Kraggie reviews
Even great wizards aren't infallible; when Dumbledore makes a mistake on that cold Thursday night, the predestined Master of Death meets Death early, and Death is none too keen on having a master. Death/Rebirth; Harry Potter may have breathed his last but Haruno Haru has just breathed his first, and the most unimaginatively named children in Konoha are about to shake up the story.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,110 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 365 - Published: 10/7/2015 - Harry P., Naruto U., Sakura H., Anko M.
Wail of the Banshee by Blackhole1 reviews
Yes, gentlemen, another Worm Crossover featuring Taylor with a new set set of superpowers. This time, it's Worm crossed with the runny/gunny wahey that is Warframe. All characters and objects belong to their respective owners. All rights reserved. The premise? What if our favorite bullied teen found herself with a Banshee class Warframe?
Crossover - Warframe & Worm - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 87 - Words: 220,457 - Reviews: 767 - Favs: 1,676 - Follows: 1,698 - Updated: 10/2/2015 - Published: 12/1/2013 - Skitter
Harry's Loophole by ThinkingSpeck reviews
[COMPLETE] Harry has been entered in the Triwizard Tournament, but during the shouting match with Ron he realises that he doesn't actually have to risk his life and look like a fool in front of everyone - he really only needs to show up for each task and make a token effort. Single-point-of-departure fic, departing early in book 4. Some text borrowed from J.K. Rowling.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 60,394 - Reviews: 964 - Favs: 3,324 - Follows: 2,760 - Updated: 10/1/2015 - Published: 4/17/2014 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Albus D. - Complete
Supernaturally Rational by EagleJarl reviews
What would happen if the people on Supernatural were able to think outside the box a little? What if they were more focused on saving lives than on being heroic? What if they were aware of the Randi Prize? Well, it might look something like this...
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 850 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/27/2015 - Sam W. - Complete
For Destruction by Dragon Elexus reviews
They survived their first battle, but Ruby still isn't sure what to think of Garnet. She's not the only one.
Steven Universe - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,979 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/24/2015 - Ruby, Sapphire - Complete
Taste of Desire by Dragon Elexus reviews
Homeworld is coming, with an armada that will destroy them. Sapphire can see no way out of it. Except one.
Steven Universe - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,206 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/24/2015 - Pearl, Rose Quartz, Ruby, Sapphire - Complete
Picture Yourself by Dragon Elexus reviews
Inside her gem, she re-shapes herself. It will not be Pink Diamond who regenerates.
Steven Universe - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,642 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/20/2015 - Pearl, Rose Quartz, Ruby - Complete
Somebody Calls You by Dragon Elexus reviews
Pearl stands guard by her liege's gem, anxious that Pink Diamond is taking so long to regenerate.
Steven Universe - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,696 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/20/2015 - Pearl, Rose Quartz, Yellow Diamond - Complete
Seed of Hope by Cyclone reviews
Reposted from Spacebattles. Taylor triggers early with a rogue shard that comes from neither Scion nor Eden... but from the Regess.
Crossover - Robotech/Macross & Worm - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 17,991 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 362 - Updated: 9/17/2015 - Published: 7/19/2015 - Regess, Skitter, Emma B., Shadow Stalker
Time Travel Fail by PyrothTenka reviews
Babysitting gone horribly wrong. Oh, well. At least Eighteen's getting paid by the hour.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,176 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 48 - Published: 9/16/2015 - Trunks, Goten, Android 18 - Complete
Worth the Risk by Dragon Elexus reviews
Rose is confused why humans bother to have children. Greg tries to explain. She thinks she might finally understand. (One half of a pair of linked pieces, the other being 'Worth a Shot').
Steven Universe - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,361 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/15/2015 - Greg U., Rose Quartz - Complete
Worth a Shot by Dragon Elexus reviews
Rose is confused why humans bother to have children. Greg tries to explain. He's not sure if he does very well. (One half of a pair of linked pieces, the other being 'Worth the Risk').
Steven Universe - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 908 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/15/2015 - Greg U. - Complete
Affably Evil by Sarah1281 reviews
In a twist of fate, Malak is captured instead of Revan. The galaxy is sure the Sith's lack of activity after this just means Revan's planning something big but really he just can't be bothered to lead. He does, however, have a habit of meeting a certain new Jedi Alek wherever he happens to go. Not that Alek believes a word of what Revan says. So Not My Problem characterizations.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 52,941 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 645 - Follows: 384 - Updated: 9/11/2015 - Published: 4/21/2015 - Revan, Darth Malak - Complete
A Conspiracy Of Minerals by Dragon Elexus reviews
A strange, out of the way town. Supernatural beings. Hidden plots. And plucky children, destined to save the world...Wait, which show are we talking about again? (A series of crossover one-shots between Gravity Falls and Steven Universe).
Crossover - Gravity Falls & Steven Universe - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,058 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 9/10/2015 - Published: 6/27/2015
On the Care and Maintenance of Human Bodies by SU and CM by Dragon Elexus reviews
If you're an ageless magical space gemstone, accidentally switching bodies with a human teenager can come as a huge shock. But thankfully, this excellent how-to guide has your back! With advice on such essential topics such as 'organic bodily functions', 'pain management' and 'social faux pas avoidance', this title is a must for anyone trying to navigate humanity!
Steven Universe - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,961 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 9/2/2015 - Published: 7/4/2015 - Garnet, Pearl, Steven U., Connie M.
Following the Phoenix - Flashes by hezzel reviews
A series of short flashes, set in the months and years after the events of Following the Phoenix.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,044 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 8/29/2015 - Published: 8/21/2015
Two Steps Forward by Dragon Elexus reviews
Garnet gets to know Steven long before he is actually born. She just wishes there was a way for Rose to have that same chance.
Steven Universe - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,250 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/28/2015 - Garnet, Rose Quartz - Complete
The Arithmancer by White Squirrel reviews
Hermione grows up as a maths whiz instead of a bookworm and tests into Arithmancy in her first year. With the help of her friends and Professor Vector, she puts her superhuman spellcrafting skills to good use in the fight against Voldemort. Years 1-4. Sequel posted.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 84 - Words: 529,133 - Reviews: 4523 - Favs: 5,490 - Follows: 3,836 - Updated: 8/22/2015 - Published: 1/31/2014 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., S. Vector - Complete
Following the Phoenix by hezzel reviews
A single-/dual-point-of-departure spinoff from Less Wrong's brilliant story "Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality", branching away in Chapter 81. Hermione is sent to Azkaban, but Harry is not about to give up. Unfortunately, it doesn't look like his enemy is about to leave things alone either.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 37 - Words: 260,387 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 546 - Follows: 483 - Updated: 8/21/2015 - Published: 8/21/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Albus D., Q. Quirrell - Complete
Magical Me by Publicola reviews
Most self-inserts are exercises in vanity, and nothing says 'vanity' quite like Gilderoy Lockhart. But with a new personality and knowledge of the future, who knows? Maybe Lockhart will turn out to be a useful DADA teacher after all.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 89,693 - Reviews: 1138 - Favs: 3,269 - Follows: 3,706 - Updated: 8/20/2015 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Gilderoy L., F. Flitwick, Hestia J., Amelia B.
How Long Is Forever? by tradition reviews
Time Travel AU. Sakura has come back to do good deeds and fix some shit. Not posted in chronological order.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 102,755 - Reviews: 870 - Favs: 2,595 - Follows: 2,674 - Updated: 8/18/2015 - Published: 4/25/2015 - Sakura H., Team Seven
Silver by Cyclone reviews
Reposted from Spacebattles. Taylor does not trigger in the locker. Instead, she awakens to the memories and abilities of her past life. As a Sorcerer 10/Dragon Disciple 10 from Pathfinder. See the Spacebattles or Sufficient Velocity thread for the character sheet.
Crossover - Dungeons and Dragons & Worm - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,795 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 422 - Follows: 450 - Updated: 8/7/2015 - Published: 7/19/2015 - Skitter
Administrative Assistant by Cyclone reviews
Reposted from Spacebattles. Self-insert into Taylor's head with separate powers.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 35,990 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 674 - Follows: 739 - Updated: 7/30/2015 - Published: 7/19/2015 - Skitter, OC
Vulnerable by Kishoto
The final scene from alexanderwales' Metropolitan Man, retold from Superman's POV.
Superman - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,427 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/25/2015 - L. Luthor, Clark K./Kal-El/Superman - Complete
everything that drowns me makes me want to fly by Dragon Elexus reviews
Lapis has finally been freed- from Jasper, from Malachite, and from herself. But despite it all, she's still not happy. At least Steven's there to lend her a hand.
Steven Universe - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,397 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/23/2015 - Steven U., Lapis Lazuli, Malachite - Complete
Revolutionary by Lord Darkly reviews
In the aftermath of the Kyuubi attack, the Leaf Village was left without it's Third Hokage. Now, thirteen years later, a very different shinobi world marks the landscape. In a land where mercy is weakness, and the balance of power grows ever more rigid, one Uchiha stands alone in his quest for recognition.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 50,038 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 7/22/2015 - Published: 4/26/2014 - Sasuke U., Danzō S.
1692 and All That by Publicola reviews
A Memorable History of Magic, comprising all the parts you can remember from Binns and Bagshot, including 103 Goblin Rebellions, 5 Chocolate Frog Cards, and 2 Genuine Facts. A companion piece to "Magical Me," inspired by my 'Map of Magical Europe.'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,603 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 7/19/2015 - Published: 5/3/2014 - OC, C. Binns, Bathilda B.
do not fear by Dragon Elexus reviews
Throughout her long life, Rose Quartz thinks a lot about death. When the time finally comes, she's still not prepared.
Steven Universe - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,952 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/8/2015 - Garnet, Pearl, Greg U., Rose Quartz - Complete
Gu(il)tless by chibigoumon reviews
(SI/OC Self-Insert) What is life after death? Certainly, it's nothing I expected it to be. For one, it's life. For another, it's in a completely different universe, one I once thought fictional. I just wanted peace, or nothing, but now I have to live again. Because I can't leave my new brother alone. I'm not that cruel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 84,081 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 591 - Updated: 6/22/2015 - Published: 4/5/2015 - OC, Naruto U.
Putting It Back Together by Dragon Elexus reviews
When some ancient and unknown Homeworld technology accidentally erases their memories, the Crystal Gems figure their forgotten 13 years is trivial; but unfortunately, it appears a LOT has happened in that time. Now with their leader gone, and saddled with a half-human boy who claims to be her son, they must somehow find a way to restore what they lost.
Steven Universe - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 47,166 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 579 - Follows: 307 - Updated: 6/21/2015 - Published: 4/3/2015 - Garnet, Amethyst, Pearl, Steven U. - Complete
Disarmed by Dragon Elexus reviews
Connie's having some parental problems, and Garnet finds herself the only one on hand to help.
Steven Universe - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,600 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 22 - Published: 6/18/2015 - Garnet, Connie M. - Complete
Cool Jutsu Aren't Everything by Emerald Ashes reviews
Naruto Uzumaki wasn't the first mischievous child to have an open invitation to the Hokage's office.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 282 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 83 - Published: 6/13/2015 - Hiruzen S. - Complete
Whispers in the Wind by chibigoumon reviews
Short interludes in different POVs for events in the Gu(il)tless 'verse, usually events that Renge has no knowledge of.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,570 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 6/7/2015 - Published: 5/4/2015
A Crack Slash Epilogue by alexanderwales reviews
Six years after the events of Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality, Hogwarts is a changed place, and a long-ago prophecy has reared its head.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,037 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 47 - Published: 6/4/2015 - Complete
The Vulpine Huntsman of Vale by SilverFoxSage reviews
During the battle between Naruto and Sasuke at the Valley of the End, the Kyūbi's energy rips a hole in reality and flings Naruto out of the Elemental Nations. He wakes up in a strange world where everything is heavier and people use weird transforming weapons and powder to kill things called Grimm. And why is Naruto half fox now? Smarter!Naruto Kitsune Hanyou!Naruto. Sensei!Kyūbi
Crossover - Naruto & RWBY - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 124,576 - Reviews: 760 - Favs: 2,820 - Follows: 3,113 - Updated: 5/31/2015 - Published: 8/6/2014 - [Naruto U., Ruby R.] Blake B., Yang X.L.
happily ever after by 100demons reviews
"There's no such thing as a butt that's too big," Naruto yawned at her, wiping the drool from his mouth as he shifted over to give Sakura a little more room to fit. "All butts are beautiful because I say so. I'll make it a Hokage Decree. I, Uzumaki Naruto, Hokage of Konoha, proclaim the beautiful bounty of bodacious butts a blessing unto this village." (Sequel to Blind Stars.)
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 858 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 77 - Published: 5/30/2015 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Fall - A Fresh Take on the Clone Wars by Khyron42 reviews
An attempt to completely re-imagine the history of the Jedi and Republic, and of the entire Star Wars Universe. It is designed to offer a different interpretation based solely on the content of the Original Trilogy. It imagines a more diverse Jedi order than Lucas's stifled monastic cult, and examines the idea that Yoda's view of the Force was merely one among many.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 50,785 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/16/2015 - Published: 1/14/2015 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K.
Thrower of the Dart by Vathara reviews
Avengers. Artemis Fowl. AU for something that could have happened instead of book 6...
Crossover - Artemis Fowl & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 105,632 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 1,789 - Follows: 629 - Published: 5/6/2015 - Artemis F., Holly S., Iron Man/Tony S., Agent Phil Coulson - Complete
Team 8 by S'TarKan reviews
What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 276,868 - Reviews: 15063 - Favs: 22,138 - Follows: 19,438 - Updated: 4/23/2015 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The Stag and the Swan by White Squirrel reviews
One shot. Harry's Valentine's Day date with Cho goes a little better.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,866 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 68 - Published: 4/23/2015 - Harry P., Cho C. - Complete
Appeal of Authority by jacobk reviews
Sakura is back in Konoha after a flurry of dangerous missions, safe and sound. Or so she thinks. Life in a ninja village is never simple, and she's going to find out what it really means to be Tsunade's protege. In the mean time, Konoha's enemies are hardly idle... Sequel to Trial by Ninja.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 38,469 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 992 - Follows: 1,374 - Updated: 3/30/2015 - Published: 4/20/2013 - Sakura H., Tsunade S.
Golden Afternoon by v1dya reviews
J'onn J'onzz awakens after a battle with an eldritch abomination to find himself in a unfamiliar setting.
Crossover - DC Superheroes & Worm - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,990 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 3/22/2015 - Published: 9/12/2014 - Complete
Griphook and the Strong Form EMH by SooperGeenius reviews
When Harry attempts to beat the goblins at financial arbitrage, it falls to Griphook to explain why the world isn't as simple as it might first seem. Based on situations from Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,638 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/21/2015 - Harry P., Griphook - Complete
To Boldly Go by Khyron42 reviews
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality fic. After Harry saves the world, Mad-Eye Moody has one final mission to accomplish.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 378 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/19/2015 - Voldemort, Alastor M. - Complete
Shinobi of the Old Republic by psychoman222 reviews
It is a time of Civil War. Sith Forces led By DARTH REVAN have the Republic on the brink of destruction. How can the Republic hope to stand against such a ..."Lord Revan, Why are you painting that gizka orange?" "Because Orange is awesome,-ttebayo. I think I'll Name him Gamakun." A retelling of KOTOR with our favorite ninja as Darth Revan. Nonevil!Revan!Naruto. Rated M for language
Crossover - Naruto & Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 60 - Words: 79,716 - Reviews: 1286 - Favs: 2,137 - Follows: 1,697 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/25/2013 - Naruto U., Revan - Complete
Deadpool Girl by HellKing666 reviews
What do you get when you add the two voices from Deadpool, Taylor Hebert, a new world to play in and an author that doesn't really care for the fourth wall himself? Well I guess this would be the result.
Crossover - Deadpool & Worm - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,051 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 667 - Follows: 741 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 9/6/2014
Nothing Left but Fire by aphyer reviews
HPMOR meta-fanfic, starting with Harry left in Hogwarts having one week left until Voldemort comes back to kill him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,643 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 3/13/2015 - Published: 3/1/2015 - Harry P., Salazar S., Q. Quirrell - Complete
Minerva McGonagal and the Sensible Course of Action by Phigment reviews
Variation of Chapter 14 of Eliezar Yudkowsky's Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality. Because, really, McGonagall is smarter than that.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,798 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/19/2015 - Harry P., Minerva M. - Complete
Kid Win's First Girlfriend by DeAnno reviews
In one Universe, Kid Win crushes on one of the Wards. In a slightly different Universe, Kid Win crushes on one of the Wards.
Worm - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,470 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 2/18/2015 - Published: 1/28/2015 - Kid Win, Skitter, Shadow Stalker
Games Workshop Lawsuits: The Fanficaning by Border42 reviews
Or: How I Indulged my God Complex. Basically, God Emperor expy according to the poorly thought out rules of the Worm Chose Your Own Adventure. Games Workshop is the greatest enemy. Tongue is -all- the way in the cheek, here. Self Insert. Slow updates, because college. *Dead* I can't write a dedicated humor story, as it turns out.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,627 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 2/12/2015 - Published: 2/4/2015
Weaver Nine by Thinker6 reviews
Taylor and Jack Slash are born in each other's places. Weaver is the infamous usurper of the Slaughterhouse Nine, while young Jacob Hebert forges his path through the underworld of Brockton Bay.
Worm - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 143,719 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 812 - Follows: 823 - Updated: 2/9/2015 - Published: 12/17/2014 - Skitter, Jack Slash
Mystery by Zemmiphobia reviews
After investigating a 'mystery cave' at the bottom of a reef, Luffy, Zoro and Robin accidentally find themselves in Middle Earth. Now Luffy has two options. He can help save their world in exchange for a way home... or he can find some lunch. Adopted 3/30/15. Link to new post will follow.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,519 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 2/3/2015 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Luffy - Complete
Seventh Horcrux by Emerald Ashes reviews
The presence of a foreign soul may have unexpected side effects on a growing child. I am Lord Volde...Harry Potter. I'm Harry Potter. In which Harry is insane, Hermione is a Dark Lady-in-training, Ginny is a minion, and Ron is confused.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 104,212 - Reviews: 1549 - Favs: 7,751 - Follows: 3,660 - Updated: 2/3/2015 - Published: 9/7/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Uncle Bilbo Isn't Going On Your Adventure by Erisah Mae reviews
Gandalf made the assumption that he was going to be able to bully Bilbo into going on the Quest for Erebor. You know what they say about people who assume...
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,263 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 979 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 1/30/2015 - Published: 1/14/2015 - Gandalf, Bilbo B., Frodo B., Dwalin - Complete
Repairing Ignorance by rumblestiltsken reviews
Fork of Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality, exploring the intersection between rationality and human psychology. Knowing and doing are two different things, no matter how smart you might be. Divergence at chapter 91. If you haven't read HPMOR, and you should, beware the SPOILERS.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,765 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/27/2015 - Published: 1/26/2015
Memoirs of a Human Flashlight by Golden Lark reviews
Taylor paid a bit more attention to her bullies, noticed a few key details, and then reached out for help in an unlikely direction. The reward for her troubles? After the Locker Incident she was Chosen by the Unconquered Sun and welcomed into the Brockton Bay Wards. Excellence 2.3 up as of 10-1-2014
Crossover - White Wolf & Worm - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Crime - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,111 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 984 - Follows: 1,071 - Updated: 1/20/2015 - Published: 9/2/2013
A Little Child Shall Lead Them by White Squirrel reviews
After the war, Hermione is haunted by the friends she lost, so she comes up with an audacious plan to fix it, starting way back with Harry's parents. Now, all she has to do is get herself taken seriously in 1981, and then find a way to get her old life back when she's done.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 31,818 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 1,798 - Follows: 771 - Updated: 1/16/2015 - Published: 12/5/2014 - Hermione G. - Complete
Children of Nemesis by Solaris242 reviews
There was a theory once, about Nemesis, the Dark Star. Stillborn twin to the sun, it wandered the void, black and cold, and every 25 million years, came back home. AU.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,142 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 1,172 - Follows: 1,387 - Updated: 1/15/2015 - Published: 9/11/2013
Will of Fire, Soul of Ramen by Schwep reviews
Growing up Naruto had two father figures: Teuchi of Ichiraku's Ramen and the Hokage. What if he had decided to emulate Teuchi rather than the Hokage?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,195 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 513 - Updated: 1/14/2015 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Naruto U.
Polarity and Attraction by Work or Sleep reviews
Trigger events fracture something, and how those metaphysical cracks are filled defines the parahuman, both in power and personality. There isn't necessarily even a balance. A different power, a different scale, a different Taylor. A different story. Triggering gave something else; made someone else. The world changed.
Worm - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 65,769 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 1,194 - Follows: 1,413 - Updated: 1/13/2015 - Published: 2/22/2014
Etymology by Quill of Molliemon reviews
AU, post-Kakashi Gaiden, pre-Naruto, TWO-SHOT. A very young Naruto exploits a loophole and makes a flawed assumption. His mother is dismayed. His father thinks its hysterical. Read, review, and enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,910 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 1,125 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 12/30/2014 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Next Great Adventure by Taure reviews
Harry sacrifices himself to Voldemort in the Forbidden Forest expecting to die. Instead he wakes up in the Third Age of Middle Earth, lost and confused. Realistic crossover with canon Harry. No power-ups, elfling Harry or tenth walker. No slash.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,741 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 1,012 - Follows: 1,510 - Published: 12/28/2014 - Harry P.
Angels Fear to Tread by TheBleachDoctor reviews
Fools rush in where angels fear to tread. In an engagement with the Borg, the Sovereign-class Lady Luck and her two Akira escorts are unceremoniously thrown into the Mass Effect Universe. To get home, the stranded Federation starships will have to make hard choices, and meddle in local events in ways that Starfleet would find... unseemly. Goodbye Prime Directive, hello Reapers!
Crossover - StarTrek: Other & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,586 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 12/25/2014 - Published: 6/6/2013 - Shepard (F), Sovereign
One Big Uzumaki Family by John Smith reviews
A set of drabbles revolving around Naruto, Sakura, and their children. It turns out that, when the war ends, these two get busy. Real busy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 79,154 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 12/12/2014 - Published: 9/30/2014 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
The Perils of Monologuing by White Squirrel reviews
One-shot. Voldemort catches Harry making a rookie mistake.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 943 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 75 - Published: 12/3/2014 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
His Mother's Love by White Squirrel reviews
Lily's sacrifice did a lot more for Harry than protect him from Voldemort. It protected him from the worst of his relatives' abuse, too. But when Dumbledore tells him the whole story, he decides he's had enough and takes control of his life. Set in sixth year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 35,757 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 1,129 - Follows: 626 - Updated: 11/28/2014 - Published: 2/21/2014 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Keep the Fox in the Bag by phoenixyfriend reviews
They are an anomaly in this world, and they have no reason to help it. Nonetheless, they do... whether the world knows of their help or not. And the help can't afford to let the cat out of the bag, or as the case may be... the fox.
Crossover - Naruto & Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,499 - Reviews: 513 - Favs: 1,270 - Follows: 1,451 - Updated: 11/22/2014 - Published: 10/13/2013 - Konohamaru S., Naruto U., Mikasa A.
Consequences Are For Lesser Mortals by Sarah1281 reviews
After it's all over, Sakura isn't sure why they're even bothering to pretend that they need to decide Sasuke's fate. Everyone knows that they've been planning to just ignore everything he's done since he left Konoha years ago and she honestly can't see a little thing like, oh, every little act of high treason Sasuke's committed since then changing any of that.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,537 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 515 - Follows: 114 - Published: 11/11/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Overprotective Foxes by Border42 reviews
In which little Himawari has a guardian... a Big one. Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 688 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 92 - Published: 11/8/2014 - Kyuubi/Kurama, Naruto U., Himawari U. - Complete
Naruto: Fractured Fate by 10000 Fists reviews
During his battle with Sasuke at the Valley of the End, Naruto passes away only to find that his life is a video game. Intelligent!Naruto, Sarcastic!Naruto. Rated M for violence, language, and some sensual content much later on.
Crossover - Fallout & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 94,018 - Reviews: 615 - Favs: 2,387 - Follows: 2,696 - Updated: 11/6/2014 - Published: 11/6/2012 - Naruto U.
Shattered Harmonies by Aldrian Kyrrith reviews
The story of an apparently normal girl who, betrayed and pushed to her breaking point, discovered far more about herself than she had ever imagined. Taylor Hebert becomes a Q and fights a war. ON PERMANENT HIATUS (For bonus material and plans on how the story would have ended, see the story thread at the Spacebattles Creative Writing Forum)
Crossover - StarTrek: The Next Generation & Worm - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,176 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 11/3/2014 - Published: 5/12/2014 - Q, Skitter
Mass Effect Loops by Detective Ethan Redfield reviews
Commander Shepard has entered the infinite loops that will never end. Hilarity is bound to follow.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,369 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 11/3/2014 - Published: 2/17/2014 - Shepard (F), Garrus V., Shepard (M)
The One He Feared by Taure reviews
Post-HBP, DH divergence. Albus Dumbledore left Harry more than just a snitch. Armed with 63 years of memories, can Harry take charge of the war? No bashing, canon compliant tone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 41,772 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 1,962 - Follows: 2,119 - Updated: 10/25/2014 - Published: 10/19/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Albus D.
Still So Many Dreams by Stitched In Ice reviews
Reincarnation happens to be a bitch. Not for the strawhats that is, but for everyone else. Voldemort won't know what hit him. Strawhats reincarnated as Harry Potter characters, then kicking some ass because, why not? EXTREMELY SLOW UPDATES.
Crossover - Harry Potter & One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,607 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 667 - Follows: 834 - Updated: 10/18/2014 - Published: 10/18/2013 - Straw Hats P.
New Wind Nation: Alliance by Kyogre reviews
AU. Hidden Sand genin Naruto has gained a good friend in Gaara, but now he and the entire village are facing a new crisis. It's a race to convince their leader to abandon his plans of an invasion, or they just might find themselves on the brink of a new war. (Sequel to New Wind Nation.)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 55,805 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 1,242 - Follows: 940 - Updated: 10/17/2014 - Published: 8/1/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Gaara, Rasa - Complete
The Biggest Toad in the Puddle by Tsume Yuki reviews
In which the Master of Death finds himself reborn and Jiraiya get's confirmation of what he's always known; he has no idea what to do with a kid. Good thing this one came self-sufficient. (MoD and reborn Harry)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,034 - Reviews: 1098 - Favs: 6,664 - Follows: 7,806 - Updated: 10/14/2014 - Published: 9/5/2014 - Harry P., Jiraiya, Team Seven, Team Ten
Chosen Successor by Kyogre reviews
Oneshot. How Naruto Became the Sixth Hokage at Age Sixteen. (Completely honestly and legally.) Or, five conversations that didn't happen.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,582 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 1,881 - Follows: 558 - Published: 10/14/2014 - Naruto U., Hiruzen S., Tsunade S. - Complete
Blood-Red Eyes by To Mockingbird reviews
One year can make a world of difference to the heart of a broken child. [In which Sasuke graduates early and becomes Kakashi's apprentice.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,379 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 145 - Published: 10/8/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Do Over by Kyogre reviews
Naruto and Kurama accidentally end up in the past, on the day of Naruto's birth, and are forced to live their lives all over again. They make the best of it, to everyone else's extreme confusion. (Alive Minato and Kushina, humor.)
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,823 - Reviews: 1509 - Favs: 10,514 - Follows: 4,740 - Updated: 10/7/2014 - Published: 8/27/2014 - Naruto U., Minato N., Kyuubi/Kurama, Kushina U. - Complete
Hands of Time by Duesal Bladesinger reviews
The creation of an ascended being puts a strain on reality. A little too much effort on his part or even just a slight loss of control may very well result in a tear—a warping of time and space itself. Unfortunately, Naruto and Sasuke have to pay the consequences. [Time-Travel. Warring Clans Era. No Yaoi. No Bashing.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 38,124 - Reviews: 546 - Favs: 1,628 - Follows: 2,069 - Updated: 9/3/2014 - Published: 7/21/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Kyuubi/Kurama
The Sixth Age by Materia-Blade reviews
Egwene al'Vere, The Watcher of the Seals, Flame of Tar Valon, didn't expect to ever open her eyes again. When she did, the absolute 'last' thing she expected was to be inside a tightly cramped metal box.
Crossover - Wheel of Time & Worm - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,075 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 284 - Published: 9/3/2014
Seven's Shadow by To Mockingbird reviews
Trapped in darkness, Kakashi refuses to leave ANBU. Years later, as the commander, he is ordered to train three utterly useless genin into competent shinobi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,586 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 467 - Updated: 9/1/2014 - Published: 8/12/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
A Survivor is Born by Heather Sinclair reviews
AU: Taylor returns from Yamatai and just wants her life back to normal. The PRT on the other hand wants to know how she wound up killing over 400 people and only walked away with a few minor wounds. So do a few other people. Alt/Power!Taylor. She's not Skitter in this one.
Crossover - Tomb Raider & Worm - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 33,240 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 1,373 - Follows: 1,333 - Updated: 8/30/2014 - Published: 8/9/2014
Stormborn by Agayek reviews
Yamatai, the Isle of Storms, was the crucible through which Taylor Hebert was reborn. Upon its shores she fought men and monsters and triumphed over them all. Now she has come home, and struggles with the one question it left her. What does that make her?
Crossover - Tomb Raider & Worm - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,851 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 8/29/2014 - Published: 8/17/2014
In Fire Forged by OmgImPwned reviews
In a world where modern physics and chakra are seemingly irreconcilable, fifteen-year-old Haruno Sakura graduates as a first-grade genin with the year's highest academic scores and is thrust into a world more complex and a lot less nice than she would have thought at first. AU. Volume one of a planned trilogy. Ch 8, Ignition 1.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 53,144 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 818 - Follows: 1,038 - Updated: 8/23/2014 - Published: 4/12/2014 - Sakura H.
Nanoha Magica: First Contact by Lycoson reviews
The orders sounded simple; investigate an unexplored world. Instead, Nanoha, Fate and the crew of the Arthra get far more than they ever bargained for. With more questions than answers surrounding them and a mysterious survivor helping them, they all have a difficult task: First Contact with an alien race.
Crossover - Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha & Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,014 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 8/22/2014 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Mami T.
New Wind Nation by Kyogre reviews
Complete. AU. Naruto is a new genin of the Hidden Sand Village. Unfortunately, no one except Naruto believes he'll last long – especially not when he volunteers to become Gaara's teammate.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 51,777 - Reviews: 593 - Favs: 2,310 - Follows: 1,096 - Updated: 8/1/2014 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Catastrophe and the Cure by John Smith reviews
Days after disappearing mysteriously, Naruto is discovered on the outskirts of Konoha in a comatose state. He awakens and baffles Tsunade and the others as they begin to piece together the mystery behind what he—and all of Konoha—have lost.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,806 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 7/29/2014 - Published: 6/24/2014 - Naruto U., Tsunade S., Kakashi H., Sakura H.
A Dragon in Winter by Lavanya Six reviews
One of the strongest pyrokinetics ever seen, now rusticating in semi-retirement following the tragedy of Kyushu... Iroh just wanted to run a quiet teashop.
Crossover - Avatar: Last Airbender & Worm - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,432 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 179 - Published: 7/28/2014 - Iroh, Bakuda - Complete
Ravenclaw's Diadem by ThinkingSpeck reviews
[ONESHOT] A sidelight centred on Voldemort's interactions with the Diadem at Hogwarts. Mostly canon-compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,440 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/26/2014 - Voldemort, Helena R. - Complete
HPMoRCh 89 AU: by Ialdabaoth reviews
A Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality AU fanfiction, in which souls work a little more like the way they do in JK Rowling's Harry Potter universe. Set immediately after Chapter 89.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 438 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/25/2014 - Complete
The Metropolitan Man by alexanderwales reviews
The year is 1934, and Superman has arrived in Metropolis. Features Lex Luthor as the villain protagonist as he comes to grips with the arrival of an alien god. Occasional point-of-view chapters/sections featuring Lois Lane. Takes place outside any established comics continuity. Complete.
Superman - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 80,698 - Reviews: 542 - Favs: 1,230 - Follows: 730 - Updated: 7/25/2014 - Published: 5/18/2014 - L. Luthor, Lois L., Clark K./Kal-El/Superman - Complete
Nanoha Takamachi and the Horrors of Ineptitude by Silent-Scream84 reviews
When the TSAB discovers the Wizarding World, Nanoha and Fate are sent to investigate. What will they learn about the HP universe and about themselves as they attend Hogwarts? Set during Order of The Phoenix. NanoFate. Reviews greatly appreciated.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 39,175 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 563 - Updated: 7/24/2014 - Published: 8/26/2011
British Problem by To Mockingbird reviews
British accents make everything better. Being a wizard named Harry is overrated. Being part dragon, however, is awesome. Unless you're Harry.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,554 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/23/2014 - Complete
Worm d20 by throwaawy reviews
You know that one gamer, the one who breaks into every house and turns the place inside-out in their search for loot? That adventurer who slaughters everything in their path for XP? What if the events of Worm were a group of friends simply playing a pen & paper RPG? What if the protagonist could best be described as one such adventurer? Rated T for language.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,973 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 641 - Follows: 693 - Updated: 7/18/2014 - Published: 10/2/2013 - Skitter
Proximity by 75th reviews
Recursive fic / altfic of Chapter 85 of Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality. The opposite of "Innocence" by linkhyrule5. The narrative version of a Reddit post where I theorize about the most likely outcome of Harry attacking Azkaban.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,718 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 90 - Published: 7/9/2014 - Harry P., Voldemort, Albus D., Q. Quirrell - Complete
Troublesome Timing by frznlights reviews
Shikamaru didn't know if it was time travel or reincarnation. But between memories of the future and having Itachi and Sasuke as brothers, he knew his dreams of a simple life would be impossible. (Or: The best idea I had for motivating Shikamaru to interact with Itachi).
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 113,272 - Reviews: 1138 - Favs: 3,558 - Follows: 3,826 - Updated: 7/5/2014 - Published: 10/11/2013 - Shikamaru N., Itachi U.
Not Your Average Konoha Academy Graduate by Diresquirrel reviews
The castle just collapsed and it wasn't my fault. Really. Can't a guy have a beachside vacation in peace? If you don't know, I'm Naruto Uzumaki. I'm a wizard. Here's my card. And for the last time: no, I don't do love potions.
Crossover - Naruto & Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,914 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 872 - Follows: 950 - Updated: 7/4/2014 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Naruto U., Bob
Shinobi of the Alliance- Genesis by psychoman222 reviews
An Omake file/ Prequel for Shinobi of the Alliance. If you want backstory for SotA, you'll probably find it here.
Crossover - Naruto & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,734 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 6/30/2014 - Published: 7/5/2013
Stargate: Revelations by Fabius Maximus reviews
Set after Season 7 of SG1 and Before the Battlestar Galactica miniseries, two people's are about to discover that they have to radically reassess how they and the larger universe interact.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,540 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 373 - Updated: 6/29/2014 - Published: 4/14/2013
Indomitable by ShaperV reviews
Naruto isn’t a moron. Jiraiya isn’t a clueless loser. The Kyuubi doesn’t intend to die. Three simple facts that will change the course of history. Eventual Naruto/Multi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 82,589 - Reviews: 1415 - Favs: 5,272 - Follows: 5,751 - Updated: 6/24/2014 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Naruto U.
Acceleration by The-Chibi-Poe reviews
The results of her trip into the locker yield a different sort of administration for Taylor Hebert. Overwhelming power isn't a solution to all of your problems. Sometimes it creates more than it solves. A lesson that Taylor is going to learn all too well.
Crossover - Worm & Toaru Majutsu no Index/とある魔術の禁書目録 - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Adventure - Chapters: 56 - Words: 99,999 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 2,281 - Follows: 1,283 - Published: 6/21/2014 - Complete
Oban in the Infinite by Star Fata reviews
Time goes on- until it goes back again. Molly- welcome to the Infinite Loops! Time loop fic. Molly keeps waking up in Stern, the day she ran away. Watch what she gets up to!
Oban Star-Racers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,134 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 6/19/2014 - Published: 1/12/2014 - Molly/Eva W.
I Am Giant by El Spoot reviews
Awakened after so many years, a lost memory to humanity seeks comfort in spirit, and to protect them from his own counterparts. A Giant wages war on Titans, and he, not they, will decide mankind's fate.
Crossover - Iron Giant & Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,704 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 6/16/2014 - Published: 3/26/2014
Clockwork by Xomniac reviews
Taylor Hebert desperately wanted two things. To be a hero, and to have some friends. Who knew that becoming one would let her make the other?
Worm - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 57,352 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 1,329 - Follows: 1,326 - Updated: 6/14/2014 - Published: 2/3/2014
Incarnation by hobonisuru reviews
We did it before, we can do it again. It'll be fun, just watch. Or help me, that'd be more fun. Or try to run away screaming, yeah, okay.
Worm - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,134 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 639 - Follows: 797 - Updated: 6/11/2014 - Published: 6/1/2014 - Skitter
Exiles on the Wind by Fabius Maximus reviews
The Cylons destroyed over 90 percent of Colonial civilian and military forces. Unfortunately, when you're talking about a civilization as large as the Colonies, that leaves a LOT of survivors. One group is going to go looking for Adama.
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 43,613 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 6/10/2014 - Published: 3/15/2014 - Complete
It Takes A Village (Or A Pirate Crew) by MarzBarz reviews
Dragon asks Whitebeard to take care of his infant son, Luffy. Life on the Moby Dick is never the same. (Whitebeard raises Luffy AU)
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,281 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 1,239 - Follows: 1,343 - Updated: 6/7/2014 - Published: 2/12/2014 - Luffy, Marco, Whitebeard, Thatch
Kittens by Vathara reviews
Catians and humans are just similar enough to make the differences dangerous. A bit of SF worldbuilding.
Asobi ni Iku yo!/あそびにいくヨ! - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,580 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 57 - Published: 6/5/2014 - Kio Kakazu, Kuune, Durel - Complete
Is This Genjutsu? by John Smith reviews
When Sakura suddenly decides to help Naruto clean his apartment with him, he is a little confused. When she tries to kiss him, he is absolutely lost. NaruSaku
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,554 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 32 - Published: 6/4/2014 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragonfly by jacobk reviews
Who says living in Brockton Bay is suffering? If things went differently, even Taylor Hebert could have a little fun. My entry in the "Taylor triggers with a different power" genre.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,639 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 504 - Updated: 5/31/2014 - Published: 11/14/2013 - Skitter
DreamWorld by phoenixyfriend reviews
When Zoro sleeps, he travels far beyond the danger that is the Grand Line. Of course, he's only met one person on the other side of that barrier, but that will change soon enough. Soon enough...
Crossover - Naruto & One Piece - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,705 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 5/29/2014 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Sasuke U., Zoro
Change of Fate by Vathara reviews
On the planet of Corellia, Kayaba released Old Republic Online... just before the Clone Wars...
Crossover - Star Wars & Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 55,474 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 883 - Follows: 352 - Published: 5/20/2014 - Bail O., Stormtroopers, Kirito/Kazuto K., Asuna/Asuna Y. - Complete
Alternate HPMoR: Asking for Help by qbsmd reviews
Story occurs in universe of 'Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality', diverging @ch89, contains spoilers, and is unlikely to make sense without having read the same. I would expect this to be the first (deeply ingrained) response of anyone who grew up in a first-world country. It's so annoying to be in the position of yelling at a character to do something obvious...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 935 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 28 - Published: 5/17/2014
Tyrant by rumblestiltsken reviews
Taylor!centric AU melding of Worm/War40k. Eden has a reason to fall to Earth, other than being an intergalactic klutz. Turns out the entities aren't the only things from space worth fearing. Epic-level story, rated M for language and violence.
Crossover - Warhammer & Worm - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 22 - Words: 50,591 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 478 - Updated: 5/15/2014 - Published: 12/7/2013 - Tyranids, Skitter
A Bluer Shade of White by alexanderwales reviews
Six years after her coronation, Elsa rules over Arendelle, using the power of ice to improve the lives of her citizens.
Frozen - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,525 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 5/10/2014 - Published: 5/5/2014 - Elsa, Olaf - Complete
The Senshi File: Red Eye by Irritus185 reviews
[Prequel to The Senshi Files: Silver Warden] It was supposed to be a simple job - find a kid's family. Of course, the kid had to be from Japan, one of two plane crash survivors, and the only lead was the other survivor of the plane crash. Poor Harry; he should know by now that when he's involved, things are only gonna get tougher and a bit more...supernatural.
Crossover - Sailor Moon & Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,355 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 5/9/2014 - Published: 3/22/2013 - Complete
I Fall(out) to Pieces by Diresquirrel reviews
War... War never changes. In the year 2076, Europe is consumed in war. Muggle Britain stands mostly intact, but it will not remain so for long. Concurrently, Magical Britain denies the return of the most feared wizard in generations. In all of this, what is UK-13? And what does it have to do with Harry Potter?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fallout - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 98,338 - Reviews: 668 - Favs: 1,051 - Follows: 1,186 - Updated: 5/7/2014 - Published: 2/22/2013 - Harry P.
Vigilance! by Kwizzic reviews
After the events at Godric's Hollow, Albus Dumbledore resigns as Headmaster. His successor? Mad-Eye Moody.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,047 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 5/5/2014 - Published: 2/26/2014 - Harry P., Alastor M.
False Starts Naruto by Diresquirrel reviews
This is a series of ideas and blips that started out, but I wasn't ever able to fully flesh out. Some good, some not so good, but most have a silly side to them. All focus on the Naruto 'verse, specifically on the manga.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,077 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 4/28/2014 - Published: 4/25/2012 - Naruto U.
Gohan and the Saiyan rationale by Foust2014 reviews
Without a father and the fate of the Earth now resting solely on the whim of the enigmatic Vegeta, Gohan decides to step up to the plate. Rational Style.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,244 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/27/2014 - Gohan, Vegeta
WHO Let The Pirates Out by Kitsune Foxfire reviews
When you lived a life of adventure like the Doctor did, you never knew just what type of person you were going to run across during your travels. Of course, when the TARDIS had a mind of her own on where the Doctor and his Companions should go, they're bound to run into some interesting characters, even by the Doctor's standards.
Crossover - Doctor Who & One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,291 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 138 - Published: 4/25/2014 - 9th Doctor, 11th Doctor, Luffy - Complete
Past an Hour the Prospect's Black by White Squirrel reviews
One-shot. Harry suspects the Second Task will involve hostages, but he still can't find a way to breathe underwater. In his desperation, what other options might he devise?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,601 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 763 - Follows: 252 - Published: 4/25/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Portal to the Pacific Rim by Foust2014 reviews
The Triumvirate enter Tattletale's portal shortly after the Echidna fight, only to find that this new world has Three Hundred foot super "Endbringers" and what appears to be the greatest tinkers anybody's ever seen, or heard tell of in legend.
Crossover - Pacific Rim & Worm - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 497 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 32 - Published: 4/25/2014 - Alexandria, Eidolon, Legend
Hope Through Overwhelming Firepower Side Stories by Border42 reviews
A place where I stick everything tangentially related to the actual fic.
Crossover - Gunbuster & Worm - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,921 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 4/21/2014 - Published: 3/9/2014
Sorcery by debugger315 reviews
Harry Potter is getting a new job - something down in the Department of Mysteries. But something has to go wrong; what else would happen to Harry Potter, self-proclaimed chew-toy for the fates.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Frozen - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,190 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 1,139 - Follows: 1,681 - Updated: 4/20/2014 - Published: 1/26/2014 - Harry P., Elsa
Road to Konoha by WynterSky reviews
After the events of Road to Ninja, Naruto gets a visitor from that world asking for his help.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,907 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 4/17/2014 - Published: 6/20/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Hope Through Overwhelming Firepower by Border42 reviews
The smallest act or difference can be all that is needed to change the future. Now Diebuster!Taylor stands to make more than small or simple changes for the future of mankind.
Crossover - Gunbuster & Worm - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 47 - Words: 75,958 - Reviews: 578 - Favs: 2,145 - Follows: 1,115 - Updated: 4/14/2014 - Published: 12/9/2013 - Skitter - Complete
Fifty Shades of Overkill by TheBleachDoctor reviews
When you become an extragalactic entity, meeting other galactic civilizations becomes an inevitable occurrence, and First Contact rarely goes well for the less-advanced society. Pre-ME through ME3. Rated T for language and implied sexual situations later on. Extremely Light parody on Halo OPness AKA Halo tech taken to its logical conclusion.
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 34,074 - Reviews: 751 - Favs: 1,063 - Follows: 1,338 - Updated: 4/11/2014 - Published: 2/11/2013 - Shepard (F), Admiral Hackett, Tali'Zorah, EDI
Dislocation by Vathara reviews
Becoming Shiroe meant more than gaining a few centimeters and some cool spells.
Log Horizon/ログ・ホライズン - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,807 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 940 - Follows: 818 - Updated: 4/8/2014 - Published: 10/17/2013 - Shiroe/Kei S., Naotsugu/Naotsugu H., Akatsuki/Shizuka H.
Wait, What? by Publicola reviews
Points of divergence in the Harry Potter universe. Those moments where someone really ought to have taken a step back and asked, "Wait, what?" An ongoing collection of one-shots. Episode 16: Why I Like You.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,551 - Reviews: 1305 - Favs: 1,823 - Follows: 1,736 - Updated: 4/6/2014 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Albus D.
Dragons Never Lose by throwaawy reviews
Aincrad is definitely a place where only the strongest can survive. But what happens when a parahuman whose strength is only available IRL and not online joins this Death Game ?
Crossover - Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン & Worm - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,366 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 76 - Published: 3/30/2014 - Complete
It's Our Ship Now! by HazelEyesIsOut1234 reviews
Anyone remember that show, Disney's House of Mouse? Well, here's "It's our House Now!", One Piece style!
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 953 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/20/2014 - Straw Hats P. - Complete
Hedging Your Bets by peppymint reviews
As Ace's execution date approaches, one man takes unique steps to save him. Immortal!Naruto
Crossover - Naruto & One Piece - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,600 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 1,451 - Follows: 977 - Updated: 3/17/2014 - Published: 12/13/2013 - Naruto U., Shanks, Ace - Complete
The Last Imperial Fleet by Fabius Maximus reviews
The Virgon Imperial Navy is but a shadow of what it once was...but when all other fleets fall, the fleet must protect the memory of Virgon and te Colonies. Takes place in the "Pirate King" story setting.
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,688 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 3/11/2014 - Published: 3/6/2014
The Pirate King by Fabius Maximus reviews
The Colonies locked themselves in after the Armistice. Not everyone is okay with that. Unfortunately, they'll find that their plans are derailed by the Destruction of the Colonies and their fight for survival...
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,174 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 3/1/2014 - Published: 2/24/2014 - Complete
Templar by Agayek reviews
In every life, there is a choice. In every choice, a contradiction. One to flourish, the other to wither. Every man must choose their own way. Good men carefully seek the best path. Great men forge the only path.
Crossover - StarCraft & Worm - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 35,623 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 714 - Follows: 856 - Updated: 2/26/2014 - Published: 11/11/2013 - Skitter
Team Seven by Whispering Darkness reviews
Kakashi wanted to grab those little brats and wrap them all up in blankets, dump them somewhere soft and fluffy and summon his dogs to guard them and sit on them and keep them there. Then he could relax, read his book and listen to the most creative curses and rants his cute little students could come up with. Vignette. Because Wave should have been enough of a wake-up call.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,863 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 1,072 - Follows: 297 - Published: 2/26/2014 - Kakashi H., Team Seven - Complete
Three Thousand Four Hundred And Eighteen by EarthScorpion reviews
Have you ever considered what it would look like if Nanoha was a horrifically powerful being, constrained by binding which prevented her from accessing her full power, and she was absolutely terrifying. Uh... more so than usual. Certainly a crackfic.
Crossover - Hellsing & Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,256 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 2/26/2014 - Published: 10/30/2009
The Leaf's Naruto by Morta's Priest reviews
There's something to be said for keeping the past as it was - makes it predictable, malleable. Naruto never bought those arguments. He's always been the one to power through adversity rather than wait it out, so why would now be any different? He'll do what has to be done, even if he steps on a few butterflies along the way.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 188,736 - Reviews: 3175 - Favs: 7,842 - Follows: 8,492 - Updated: 2/13/2014 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Naruto U.
Please Drink Responsibly When Saving the World by Zenthisoror reviews
Kakashi has been left by Minato to get Obito off the battlefield, but he never counted on the Kamui dimension being picky about what went into it, nor on Obito's stash of Awamori, and most certainly not the chance that the two might get drunk enough to attempt to save the world. (Crack, definitely crack, post Chapter 655, one shot)
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,054 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 565 - Follows: 142 - Published: 2/11/2014 - Kakashi H., Obito U. - Complete
Friends on the Other Side by Xomniac reviews
Lung goes to a mysterious new shop on his territory to get his fortune told. The question is: after this fortune-telling, will he have much of a future at all? One-Shot
Crossover - Princess and the Frog & Worm - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,966 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 60 - Published: 2/7/2014 - Complete
A Wizard Named Harry in 505 Words by EagleJarl reviews
A re-fic of Bugz-Toon's "A Wizard Named Harry", in which Harry Dresden wakes up in Harry Potter's body...and Dresden has read the HP books. You really should read the original, it's excellent. COMPLETE
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dresden Files - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 633 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/31/2014 - Complete
Bullet Train by Flippant Wisdom reviews
The war is over, and Naruto has found the way to peace, but no one is left to enjoy it. Including himself. Dying and unable to give up, Naruto does the only thing he can: give the last living member of Team 7 a second chance. Whether Kakashi wants it or not. [Time Travel Fic ]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 40,322 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 1,646 - Follows: 1,917 - Updated: 1/19/2014 - Published: 8/26/2013 - Kakashi H., Obito U.
Embers by Vathara reviews
Dragon's fire is not so easily extinguished; when Zuko rediscovers a lost firebending technique, shifting flames can shift the world... Follows "Theft Absolute".
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 91 - Words: 757,722 - Reviews: 9274 - Favs: 7,248 - Follows: 3,912 - Updated: 1/18/2014 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Zuko, Iroh - Complete
Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Zombie by alexanderwales reviews
Recursive fanfic of Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Eliezer Yudkowsky. Fits in around chapter 94, and contains major spoilers. Harry Potter starts to come around to the idea that souls might exist.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,879 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 136 - Published: 1/14/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Albus D., Q. Quirrell - Complete
The Monsters are on the Inside by angelrider13 reviews
It's painfully obvious who the monsters are when the Wall comes crashing down and blood paints the streets. But when one of the monsters rescues them from the jaws of death, everything these children know is flipped on its head. And when Humanity cries out for their savior's blood, is it really so easy to tell who is a monster and who isn't? Titan!Eren AU. Rated for safety.
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,137 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 427 - Updated: 1/12/2014 - Published: 1/5/2014 - Eren Y., Levi A., Hange Z.
Lost Logia Incident Report: Halo Array by ZankouHoshizora reviews
Returning to headquarters from unadministered world #97, the Time-Space Administration Bureau cruiser Arthra finds itself in the middle of a war, over a strange ring-shaped world...
Crossover - Halo & Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,609 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 1/8/2014 - Published: 12/12/2010
On My Life and Magic by White Squirrel reviews
One-shot. After the Battle of Hogwarts, Harry and Hermione learn that there was an important bit of magical lore they didn't know about. And they are not happy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,548 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 608 - Follows: 185 - Published: 1/4/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
In Your Place by frznlights reviews
Instead of Rin, the Sanbi was sealed into Kakashi. Obito arrives to a different scene. Two-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,128 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 570 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 1/3/2014 - Published: 11/3/2013 - Kakashi H., Rin, Obito U. - Complete
Forbidden Dreams by frznlights reviews
In Your Place sequel. Obito tore a gaping hole in the team when he died - but then he returned. Only, how long could this dream last? With Kakashi a jinchuriki and with growing concerns over Obito's body, it seems like they'd have to fight to keep their happily ever after.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,264 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 316 - Published: 1/3/2014 - Kakashi H., Rin, Minato N., Obito U.
The Bow and the Gun by TheBleachDoctor reviews
A bullet is more technologically advanced than an arrow, yet both can kill. When the UNSC discovers a Forerunner Slipspace gate leading to a galaxy far, far away, a certain rebellion gets a much appreciated benefactor. Set during the second and third movie, and Post-Human-Covenant war. Rated T for language and violence. (Any complaints about power values will be summarily ignored)
Crossover - Star Wars & Halo - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,487 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 504 - Follows: 682 - Updated: 1/1/2014 - Published: 11/28/2012 - Ahsoka T., Luke S., Master Chief/John-117, C. Halsey
The Last Christmas by alexanderwales reviews
The mantle of Santa Claus has been passed down once again, this time to an industrial engineer who starts to get some dangerous ideas in his head about the true meaning of Christmas. This fic is still being worked on. I finished it with Christmas (2013) as my deadline, but the story suffered for it, so even though it's complete there will probably be a reworking of it later.
Mythology - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,160 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 12/10/2013 - Complete
Branches on the Tree of Time by alexanderwales reviews
Kyle Reese has traveled backwards in time, not to save Sarah Connor, but to help her rewrite the faulty utility function of Skynet. Together, it's possible that they might avert Judgment Day and save the world from nuclear Armageddon - and hopefully create a utopia ruled over by an AI god in the process. Fully completed. Diverges wildly from canon.
Terminator - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 17 - Words: 30,847 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 517 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 12/12/2013 - Published: 9/3/2013 - Kyle Reese, Sarah Connor, The Terminator, Skynet - Complete
Goal-Oriented by Emerald Ashes reviews
After defeating his evil older brother, Sasuke decides to return to Konoha and rebuild his clan...Why is everyone being so difficult about this? In which Sasuke completely missed the plot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,837 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 1,163 - Follows: 423 - Published: 12/7/2013 - Sasuke U. - Complete
The Wandmaker's Escape by White Squirrel reviews
One-shot. Ollivander searches for a way out while locked in the Malfoys' cellar and finds and opportunity in an unlikely source.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,481 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 87 - Published: 12/1/2013 - G. Ollivander, Luna L. - Complete
Magical Pony Lyrical Twilight A's by PurpleProse-SB reviews
A year has passed since the Jewel Seed Incident, and the Bureau has decided to open diplomatic talks with Equestria. However, when a group of mysterious human mages assault Twilight Sparkle, things rapidly spiral out of control. Twilight and her friends and family now face a new threat against Equestria, one that may dredge up ancient secrets and bring old grudges to the forefront.
Crossover - My Little Pony & Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 298,427 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/21/2013 - Published: 7/28/2013 - Twilight Sparkle, Princess Luna/Nightmare Moon, Chrono H., Shamal - Complete
Thinking in Little Green Boxes by Diresquirrel reviews
A certain young wizard ends up at 4 Privy Drive instead of 4 Privet Drive. He is raised with loving care by a cuddly Merc with a Mouth. WARNING: now with 19.96% more Death Eaters and a Rodent of Death.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Deadpool - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 48 - Words: 103,699 - Reviews: 958 - Favs: 2,708 - Follows: 2,113 - Updated: 11/21/2013 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Harry P.
Bug on a Wire by jacobk reviews
Taylor Hebert wanted to be a hero, but she never really planned out how she was going to get there. If she had been a little more proactive before putting on a costume things would have gone differently, that's for sure. Better? Well, that's a different question.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 41,602 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 716 - Follows: 866 - Updated: 11/17/2013 - Published: 10/13/2013 - Skitter, Shadow Stalker
Well in Hand by Materia-Blade reviews
Naruto died as he lived. Saving anyone and everyone who he believed deserved it... Even the Kyuubi. Guilt is not an emotion Kyuubi had ever been well acquainted with. In his remorse, the Nine Tails vowed to do anything he could to repay the blonde boy who'd given him everything. Too bad Sakura got caught in the middle. A Time Travel story.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 85,110 - Reviews: 823 - Favs: 1,923 - Follows: 2,165 - Updated: 11/16/2013 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Sakura H., Naruto U.
Remnants of a Shinobi's Fire by ippus67 reviews
[ON HIATUS until Naruto ends] Konoha has fallen. Desperate to escape, our heroes turned to the sea for refuge. Watch as they struggle to find their place in the New World and take back what they've lost. Alliances are formed, cover ups are unraveled, and the Void Century blurs reality. Team Seven–centric. Strong!Sakura.
Crossover - Naruto & One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 17 - Words: 85,910 - Reviews: 970 - Favs: 1,232 - Follows: 1,268 - Updated: 11/16/2013 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Straw Hats P.
Fox's Family by Saphroneth reviews
Sonic finally, finally realizes that he doesn't have much idea where his oldest friend actually came from. Tails has the answer, but it involves their perennial enemy, Dr. Robotnik...
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,613 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 10/10/2013 - Published: 10/13/2012 - Tails, Dr. Robotnik/Dr. Eggman - Complete
A Parody of Peggy Sues by Diresquirrel reviews
Noting the cliches and tropes of Peggy Sue style time travel in the HP world. Silly, silly, silly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,001 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 37 - Published: 10/2/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
He's kind of a BLEEP by Diresquirrel reviews
Sequel to "I Think There's Been a Mistake." Harry Dresden gets a letter from Hogwarts with some dire news. Then his apprentice and brother butt their heads in and silliness ensues.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,215 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 92 - Published: 10/2/2013 - H. Dresden, Thomas R. - Complete
X-COM: Enemy Unnatural by sun tzu1 reviews
Short X-COM/Saga of Soul crossover. Less than a year after the battle of the Temple Ship, X-COM has to face an entirely different kind of alien threat.
Crossover - Misc. Books & X-Com - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,285 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/22/2013 - Complete
Extending the Boundaries by Orodruin reviews
As he begins to come into his own, Harry Hatake must find a way to make a name for himself and break out of his brother's shadow. But the past won't be left behind and with an old threat reemerging, Harry may find he needs more help than ever. SOI Sequel.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 40,841 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 774 - Follows: 1,102 - Updated: 9/14/2013 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Harry P., Kakashi H.
The Dragon King's Temple by Kryal reviews
The spite of the spirits opened a door better left untouched. On the other hand, with Fire and Earth as one's allies, sometimes escaping is the easy part.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 212,762 - Reviews: 1369 - Favs: 2,442 - Follows: 1,095 - Updated: 9/10/2013 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Complete
Going Forward by Rap541 reviews
Sequel to Going Native. Its a few years later, lets see what happened
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 52,617 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 498 - Follows: 610 - Updated: 9/6/2013 - Published: 3/9/2010
Enter the Demon by FoggyHunter reviews
The wall of Trost had fallen. Many believed Wall Rose would soon follow. Titans were flooding the town. People were dying. Defenses were being eradicated. Hope had seemed lost. So what happened when the trainees of the 104th Trainees Squad came upon a strange man with green hair, three swords, and a terrible sense of direction? Was this man a savior, or a demon?
Crossover - One Piece & Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,273 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 555 - Updated: 9/5/2013 - Published: 8/25/2013 - Zoro
A Sage Among Wizards by Kythorian reviews
An old and dying Naruto throws his soul forward through time in order to prevent the Juubi's escape upon his death. His soul merges with that of 15 month old Harry Potter in the moment the Killing Curse is reflected. Super!Harry.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,226 - Reviews: 3333 - Favs: 5,788 - Follows: 6,516 - Updated: 8/28/2013 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Harry P.
Magical Pony Lyrical Twilight by PurpleProse-SB reviews
When Twilight discovered a strange ferret in the middle of the forest, she hardly expected her world would be changed so greatly so fast. Now possessing a Device named Raising Heart and surrounded by friends and foes both old and new, Twilight has been tasked with recovering a set of mysterious stones known as the Jewel Seeds. A task that will change both her and Equestria forever.
Crossover - My Little Pony & Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 111,726 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 25 - Published: 7/27/2013 - Twilight Sparkle, Fate T., Yuuno S., Chrono H. - Complete
Kronos Rising by Araceil reviews
Found in the Titan's Forest, a newborn child is given to the Church. Heralded a demon for his strange powers he became a Saint upon burning the hand of a Monster. He fights. And finally, those who abandoned him come at last. "You ask me to abandon these people to save you?" - "You are the Chosen One! You must!"
Crossover - Harry Potter & Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,670 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 1,350 - Follows: 1,502 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 7/6/2013
A Wizard Named Harry by Bugz-Toon reviews
Harry Dresden has taken a lot of blows to the head over his career, and woken up in a lot of interesting places, but... aboard the Hogwarts Express in the body of an eleven-year-old boy with a lightning-bolt scar on his forehead? Yeah, that's a new one. Most people, they'd just enjoy the ride, but Dresden has read the books, and he REALLY doesn't like dark wizards...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,877 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 840 - Follows: 1,258 - Updated: 6/30/2013 - Published: 1/12/2013 - H. Dresden
The Art of Failure by Emerald Ashes reviews
With Jack Spicer on their side, evil was sure to lose.
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 813 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 22 - Published: 6/16/2013 - Jack - Complete
Surprises by Velkyn Karma reviews
The Straw Hat Crew is full of unexpected surprises. Formerly a one-shot, now updating at the speed of inspiration. Third: It's Usopp's turn to learn a thing or two about his crew mate.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,116 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 6/14/2013 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Straw Hats P. - Complete
A Traditional Cure for Persistent Pests by Emerald Ashes reviews
After the summer, Hermione meets Luna in the library, who insists that the brunette has been befuddled by a magical creature, the Triskin. The cure is simple enough, but leaves Hermione a bit flustered.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,037 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 47 - Published: 6/12/2013 - Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Man in the Middle by Catsy reviews
[AU] A month into the death game, the SAO Case Victims Rescue Force recruits an unwilling member with a personal stake in the game to help unravel the life-or-death mysteries of the technology behind Sword Art Online. But when a daring rescue plan goes horribly wrong, time is running out—for her, and for every one of the players at Kayaba's mercy.
Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,527 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 67 - Published: 5/17/2013 - Complete
Note to Self by jacobk reviews
Gilderoy Lockhart was a successful con man, but that's all he was. So how did he talk Dumbledore into hiring him? And why was he such a failure as a teacher that a bunch of twelve year olds could see through him? One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 953 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 56 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Gilderoy L. - Complete
Stargate SG-1: Maybourne Unleashed by BajaB reviews
What if Harry Maybourne had been more effective? Stargate SG-1, with a little bit more emphasis on acquiring technology to use. Starts from the season one Episode Enigma and generally follows canon timeline. Highlights only, not full story dialogs and scenes. Fill in the gaps yourselves. :)
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,793 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 541 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 4/29/2013 - Published: 4/20/2013 - Complete
Trial by Ninja by jacobk reviews
To become great, one must overcome great opponents. A moment of inspiration during the chuunin exam puts Sakura on the path to greatness, whether she likes it or not.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 100,067 - Reviews: 649 - Favs: 1,919 - Follows: 1,054 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Sakura H. - Complete
First Contact by Animus of Masada reviews
An asari exploration vessel discovers Earth in the 2030's...and the first contact scenario has incredible implications for both species. What does humanity look like through alien eyes? Where do they go from here? /-AU: no Reapers, completely disconnected from the plot of the games, but mostly faithful to the setting. Told from many points of view.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 16 - Words: 51,333 - Reviews: 1347 - Favs: 2,847 - Follows: 2,880 - Updated: 4/10/2013 - Published: 8/12/2011
Looking Glass by throwaawy reviews
James Shirakawa is a 'cape', a human with paranormal abilities trying to live out his life while balancing the demands of his society, of his family, and his conscience. He also really hates his power—ONESHOT
Worm - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,083 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 66 - Published: 3/24/2013 - OC - Complete
In Which Sirius Can't Tell a Story to Save His Life by SilverWolf7007 reviews
Remus orders Sirius to tell Harry a bedtime story. Harry, however, is fifteen and would really rather just go to sleep. Oh, and Sirius's story sucks.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,337 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 676 - Follows: 167 - Published: 3/20/2013 - Harry P., Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Pages from the Voyage Log by Velkyn Karma reviews
A collection of one-shots, challenges, fills and prompts. Fics range from K-T and angst to comedy, and focus on the Straw Hat Pirates. Nakamaship only, no pairings.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,586 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 2/8/2013 - Published: 1/22/2013 - Straw Hats P.
Rewritten by Jasticus reviews
The Fourth Great Shinobi War is all but lost. A tip from the Tsuchikage causes a team to travel to Uzushiogakure to find out more. Not knowing what to expect, they come across a seal, but it's one that requires a bijuu to power it. Naruto gets an opportunity to go back and re-write the past in hopes of giving everyone a different future. -COMPLETE-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 126,799 - Reviews: 2052 - Favs: 8,118 - Follows: 4,548 - Updated: 1/15/2013 - Published: 6/12/2012 - Naruto U., Mikoto U. - Complete
Shattered by Time by phoenixyfriend reviews
Humpty-Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty-Dumpty had a great fall. Humpty-Dumpty found himself locked up by two insane dictators in a world that didn't really exist, had his mind shattered, and went back in time to try and save everyone. Wait... no, sorry. That wasn't Humpty-Dumpty. That was Hatake Kakashi, last free person under the Eternal Tsukuyomi. Time-Travel.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,664 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 88 - Published: 12/6/2012 - Kakashi H., Gai M. - Complete
Unprepared by Sarah1281 reviews
When the Illusive Man holds Shepard and Anderson's fates in his hand on the Citadel, the situation looks bleak indeed. Fortunately, Shepard was not nearly as prepared as she could be to save the galaxy and this might somehow save the day.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,630 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 39 - Published: 11/28/2012 - Shepard (F), Illusive Man - Complete
Strawhat Theater 2: Our Mrs Monkey by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Wherein Nami learns that blurting things out and practical jokes might lead to happy endings... Cover image provided by AquariusWind.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 40,528 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 791 - Follows: 508 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Nami, Luffy
Stages of Hope by kayly silverstorm reviews
Professor Sirius Black, Head of Slytherin house, is confused. Who are these two strangers found at Hogwarts, and why does one of them claim to be the son of Lily Lupin and that git James Potter? Dimension travel AU, no pairings so far. Dark humour.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 94,563 - Reviews: 4170 - Favs: 7,721 - Follows: 3,451 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Different Strokes for Different Folks by Publicola reviews
Harry Potter shows up in the middle of the Council of Elrond, and shows them why all magic is equal, but some magics are more equal than others. Brace yourself: it's a Harry Potter/Lord of the Rings crossover kinda-sorta crack!fic one-shot.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,645 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 964 - Follows: 245 - Published: 8/16/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
A True Cosmic Horror Pokémon by Flux Casey reviews
When Ash Ketchum is afraid of something, fair to say he has a pretty good reason.
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,276 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 34 - Published: 7/24/2012 - Ash K./Satoshi - Complete
happily ever after by Gundam Kaiser reviews
Homura prays for a miracle to keep Madoka from contracting with Kyubey. Simon the Digger promptly rips a hole in the universe. Awesomeness ensues. One-shot.
Crossover - Gurren Lagann & Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,344 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/20/2012 - Simon - Complete
Naruto: Myoushuu no Fuuin by May Wren reviews
A seal had managed to defeat and imprison the Kyuubi no Kitsune, the strongest demon to ever exist. It was just ink on paper-or a stomach, as the case may be-and it held so much power… 'Yeah,' Naruto decided 'I gotta get me some of that.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 92,529 - Reviews: 4820 - Favs: 16,641 - Follows: 15,161 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Naruto U.
Surly Bonds of Earth by Saphroneth reviews
Eustace Clarence Scrubb, who went to Narnia and left as the Un-Dragoned. But being a dragon sat well with him, so would he want to give it up?
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,100 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Eustace Scrubb
Shedding Season by Velkyn Karma reviews
A reindeer's antlers are his pride and joy. Unfortunately he doesn't get to keep them the whole time. Features the whole crew; nakamaship, no pairings. One-shot, complete.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,825 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 42 - Published: 6/20/2012 - Chopper, Straw Hats P. - Complete
A Strip of Cloth by laurelinwen reviews
This is a Fan-Fiction of LessWrong's "Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality." In another reality in accordance with multiverse theory , Harry doesn't allow Hermione to become... something. Can't tell you, would give it away. I've included text from the original HPMOR in an attempt to make this work in LessWrong's canon. Please forgive me, LessWrong. *grovel
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,742 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/12/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Deep Space Effect by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
This is what happens when you watch a DS9 episode and play through the Mass Effect games in the same week...
Crossover - StarTrek: Deep Space Nine & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,878 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Complete
Thirty Tales of a Swordsman by Velkyn Karma reviews
A collection of 30 fics featuring Zoro for the 30 onepiece LJ community challenge. Fics range from K-T and angst to comedy, and may guest star other characters as well. Nakamaship only, no pairings. Complete.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 138,828 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 5/13/2012 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Zoro - Complete
Connecting the Dots by Afalstein reviews
"Bruce, tell me again why this arm is so important." "Because it came from another dimension." A desperate move by Kakashi sends the rookies into another dimension, revealing a world crisis for both the Justice League and the Teen Titans. BONUS CHAPTER UP
Crossover - Naruto & Justice League - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 33 - Words: 329,584 - Reviews: 1741 - Favs: 2,436 - Follows: 1,281 - Updated: 4/30/2012 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H., Clark K./Kal-El/Superman, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
The Jedi Kind of Had it Coming by Sarah1281 reviews
All Revan wanted was to avoid any and all responsibility but the Force drags him back to the middle of the action once more. The Exile is probably the most dedicated Jedi ever and so she'll need all the help she can get... Sequel to 'So Not My Problem.'
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 30 - Words: 95,727 - Reviews: 566 - Favs: 669 - Follows: 335 - Updated: 4/16/2012 - Published: 2/8/2011 - Exile/Meetra Surik, Revan - Complete
Do Unto Others by Halcyon5 reviews
AU. A small group of Jedi flees Coruscant after Sidious's purge, making contact with unexpected allies who may be able to help them regain what was lost.
Crossover - Star Wars & Halo - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 171,436 - Reviews: 748 - Favs: 1,018 - Follows: 1,042 - Updated: 4/6/2012 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Anakin Skywalker
The Harry Potter Omake Files: Innortal Style by Innortal reviews
Hogwarts, welcome to the Time Loops.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 63,419 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 1,284 - Follows: 1,015 - Updated: 4/4/2012 - Published: 9/1/2007
Seishun Kyosokyoku by Kyogre reviews
Oneshot. AU. Orochimaru takes a genin team. That poor, poor man. 17 moments of spring.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,741 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 1,007 - Follows: 232 - Published: 3/29/2012 - Naruto U., Orochimaru - Complete
Family Honor by Laora reviews
In which Alex Louis Armstrong meets Walburga Black's portrait...and it is exactly as traumatizing as it sounds.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,144 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 665 - Follows: 116 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Walburga B., Alex A. - Complete
Come Away With Me by Sarah1281 reviews
To a spying Obi-Wan's complete shock, Padmé manages to convince Anakin to abruptly quit the Sith and run away with her. Just like that. With no regrets. After killing all those younglings. Can he even do that?
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,275 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 118 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Obi-Wan K., Anakin Skywalker - Complete
Naruto and the Therapy Core by brenco reviews
Naruto is a mildly depressed boy with zero chakra reserves. Fortunately, he manages to summon a friend with some very interesting characteristics... What Methods of Rationality did for rationality, this story attempts to do for Cognitive Therapy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,793 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/5/2012 - Published: 2/10/2012
The Illusory Dilemma by Animus of Masada reviews
In a world of hard choices and being forced to pursue the lesser of two evils, there sometimes exists a third option—-a way to save them all. A series of related one-shots exploring a few of the "hard" decisions in the games, and logical third-options.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,067 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 68 - Published: 3/4/2012 - Shepard (M), Ashley W.
Unforeseen Consequences by Animus of Masada reviews
Sometimes, even geniuses can be shocked by the consequences of their actions. Orochimaru didn't expect his jutsu to truly revive Minato and Kushina, but the Death God is not so easily understood. Rewrite of FDCL. Minato and Kushina alive.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,837 - Reviews: 663 - Favs: 1,656 - Follows: 1,717 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Minato N., Naruto U.
That Boy Is Trouble by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Privet Drive is home to many secrets, many lies... And many sexually frustrated women. As Harry Potter soon finds out. AU Fifth Year, HP/HG/NT/Various, rated for general naughtiness. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 55,733 - Reviews: 1400 - Favs: 5,834 - Follows: 3,899 - Updated: 1/26/2012 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Political Realities by Adrian Tullberg reviews
Commissioner Gordon receives an unwelcome education.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 893 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 97 - Published: 1/18/2012 - James G. - Complete
Team Tensai by Wingwyrm reviews
They've gone back to the past. They've gone too far back into the past and they just don't want to wait around years and years, so they figured they might as well start early. Team 7, gen, time travel. Angst/Drama/Humor.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,441 - Reviews: 2384 - Favs: 9,598 - Follows: 5,060 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Team Seven, Kakashi H. - Complete
The Panaceam Report by Velkyn Karma reviews
Enemies might come and go, but information lasts forever. A one-shot sequel to 'Mindshattered.' Nakamaship; no pairings. Complete.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,939 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 39 - Published: 12/6/2011 - Zoro, Sanji - Complete
Asteria Nightmare by Velkyn Karma reviews
On this island, it's personal. The inhabitants don't just steal your body; they feed on your dreams. Features all Straw Hats. Nakamaship; no pairings. Complete.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 20 - Words: 151,145 - Reviews: 603 - Favs: 597 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 11/22/2011 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Straw Hats P., Luffy, Nami - Complete
Educational by centreoftheselights reviews
A Methods of Rationality fanfic; Draco's reaction to the Self-Actualisation chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,297 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 32 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Draco M. - Complete
Harry the Hufflepuff 2 by BajaB reviews
Lazy!Harry is back, and not doing very much at all...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,642 - Reviews: 963 - Favs: 4,802 - Follows: 1,788 - Updated: 10/5/2011 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Complete
Will of Foxfire by Quill of Molliemon reviews
AU, no bijuu, follows "Fox Moon". Naruto has secrets and Sasuke wants to please his father. Oh, and there's Orochimaru, plotting Kitsune, unfortunate werewolves, assorted demons, mysterious elders, simmering tensions, attempted murder, unhappy mothers...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 61 - Words: 258,323 - Reviews: 959 - Favs: 1,211 - Follows: 595 - Updated: 8/19/2011 - Published: 6/26/2010 - [Minato N., Kushina U.] Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
That Most Heinous of Crimes by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Someone else is thrust into the role of Team 7's sensei. Chaos ensues.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 51,345 - Reviews: 507 - Favs: 1,109 - Follows: 1,075 - Updated: 7/19/2011 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Naruto U., Anko M.
Muzzled by Velkyn Karma reviews
Santoryuu has a few other advantages, although it's funny how often nobody sees them coming. Completely random story-set pondering. Set pre-timeskip. One-shot, complete.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,603 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 702 - Follows: 87 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Zoro, Usopp - Complete
Flashes by Alicorn24 reviews
A series of short stories taking place in the same fanonverse as Luminosity and Radiance. Some of them will be comprehensible without having read the novels. Some won't. I recommend starting with the novels.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 17 - Words: 66,935 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Complete
The Only Star WarsNaruto Crossover by WynterSky reviews
The only Star Wars/Naruto Crossover You'll Ever Need. Exactly what it says on the tin.
Crossover - Star Wars & Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 89 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Complete
Time Braid by ShaperV reviews
Sakura thought she was a capable kunoichi until she died in the Chuunin Exam. Now she's stuck in a loop, dying again and again while she struggles to understand her strange predicament. How hard can it be to pass one stupid test? Sakura/Naruto/Hinata
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 203,939 - Reviews: 3606 - Favs: 6,805 - Follows: 3,426 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Sakura H. - Complete
Fox Bait by WynterSky reviews
Neji helps Hinata get Naruto to notice her.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,147 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Ask Me No Questions by Nugar reviews
From Believe it! to Believe me! Team Lie, the vicious, aggressive, loyal only to each other team of Naruto, Sasuke, and Hinata from my other fic People Lie wind up in a world suspiciously like canon, which is far, far different from their own. AU/TT
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 53,126 - Reviews: 910 - Favs: 1,544 - Follows: 1,520 - Updated: 4/22/2011 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Naruto U.
Naruto Uzumaki and the Deus Ex Machina no Jutsu by Diresquirrel reviews
THE OBLIGATORY TIME TRAVEL FIC! This is pure parody where Naruto is transported back in time from a terrible future via Madara's Deus Ex Machina no Jutsu.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,231 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 308 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Naruto U.
Rabbit Summoning by Diresquirrel reviews
A silly little thing happened when Naruto decided that Toads just weren't cool enough. So he wrote his own contract, but it didn't work out quite the way he expected.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,588 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 106 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Complete
Radiance by Alicorn24 reviews
Sequel to "Luminosity", narrated by Elspeth. You do not need to have read canon Twilight, but you will be very confused if you haven't read Luminosity.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 53 - Words: 234,771 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 3/9/2011 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Complete
Inviolate by scriviner reviews
Someone messed with Luthor's mind. Someone was going to pay. A mystery that slowly unveils a terrible secret within the DCU and Lex's response to what he finds. Now complete!
DC Superheroes - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 26 - Words: 160,886 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 1,294 - Follows: 546 - Updated: 3/6/2011 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Complete
One Day Late by Velkyn Karma reviews
One day couldn't make much of a difference, anyway. Features all the Straw-Hats...sort of. AU speculative one-shot. Complete.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,238 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/2/2011 - Luffy - Complete
Hammerhand by Colonel-Mustard1990 reviews
Honour the Chapter, honour the Emperor, honour the Imperium. Easy oaths to keep when in a world you can understand. Far, far harder, when a place steeped in heresy calls for aid and duty forces your hand to answer.
Crossover - Warhammer & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 37 - Words: 112,150 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 700 - Follows: 347 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Complete
So Not My Problem by Sarah1281 reviews
All Revan wanted to do was stay alive and try to get with Bastila, in that order. He doesn't want to save the galaxy and he's not looking to help everyone he meets. Tragically, he's surrounded by hero types that keep trying to drag him along for the ride.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 29 - Words: 99,156 - Reviews: 813 - Favs: 1,189 - Follows: 514 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Revan - Complete
Naruto: An Alternative Canon by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Snippets for an alternate take on the Naruto-verse.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,547 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 12/18/2010 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Naruto U.
Sphere of Influence by Orodruin reviews
A personal matter can never stay personal forever. Voldemort wreaks havoc, Kakashi struggles to find balance between his duty and protecting his brother, Harry tries not to get involved, and being declared AWOL is the least of their troubles. APM Sequel.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 35 - Words: 232,941 - Reviews: 1651 - Favs: 1,421 - Follows: 963 - Updated: 12/6/2010 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Harry P., Kakashi H. - Complete
The Father by frodogenic reviews
Ten years after ROTS, tormenting nightmares of his unborn child drive Darth Vader to extraordinary measures with unexpectedly drastic consequences. Clearly, experience has taught Darth Vader nothing... L/V, the gang, and a few OCs for flavor. COMPLETE!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 64 - Words: 284,822 - Reviews: 1498 - Favs: 1,456 - Follows: 704 - Updated: 11/28/2010 - Published: 8/7/2006 - Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
Luminosity by Alicorn24 reviews
Luminosity is an AU reworking of the Twilight story where Bella is a rational self-knowledge junkie. Inspired by "Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality". Requires no knowledge of or affection for Twilight canon.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 57 - Words: 223,236 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 901 - Follows: 389 - Updated: 11/8/2010 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Parody of Marriage Contracts by Diresquirrel reviews
Professor Sinistra has to explain a situation to the Deputy Headmistress. 'Tis a silly fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 962 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 104 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Minerva M. - Complete
Mindshattered by Velkyn Karma reviews
Sanji knew how difficult it was to survive the hell that was starvation. What he hadn't expected was that he'd need to get his nakama through it, too. Features Zoro and Sanji; Nakamaship, no pairings. Complete.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 17 - Words: 105,238 - Reviews: 489 - Favs: 834 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 10/31/2010 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Sanji, Zoro - Complete
Watch Your Back by Velkyn Karma reviews
It takes all kinds to make a hero. Features Usopp and Zoro. Nakamaship, no pairings. Completed oneshot.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,242 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 24 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Usopp, Zoro - Complete
I think There's Been A Mistake by Diresquirrel reviews
Hagrid grabs the wrong Wizard named Harry.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dresden Files - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,703 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 118 - Published: 10/19/2010 - Hermione G., H. Dresden - Complete
Strawhat Theater: The Captain's Privilege by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
A bit of One Piece crack, in the style of the Strawhat Theater television shorts. Enjoy.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,880 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 60 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Boa Hancock, Luffy - Complete
People Lie by Nugar reviews
Lies have power. They can change a simple-minded believer into a two-faced schemer and a timid follower into a fanatical devotee. They can change a child angry at the world into a man consumed by more than vengeance. But that power is a lie as well.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 286,222 - Reviews: 2444 - Favs: 3,777 - Follows: 2,965 - Updated: 7/25/2010 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Tanabata Fox by Quill of Molliemon reviews
AU, pre-Naruto, no Bijuu, follows "Fox Girl", One-shot. Tanabata is a festival of star-crossed lovers. Kushina is a pissed off vixen. And Minato has the misfortune of being a teenage boy... Read, review, and enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,534 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 47 - Published: 7/10/2010 - [Minato N., Kushina U.] - Complete
Fox Girl by Quill of Molliemon reviews
AU, pre-Naruto, one-shot. Sort of inspired by Naruto 499, but not really spoiler-y. Minato was only a genin, but one day he'd be Hokage. Kushina fully intended to help him...after she gave him a nosebleed. Read, review, and enjoy! :D
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,990 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 78 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Minato N., Kushina U. - Complete
Nine Days by Velkyn Karma reviews
Nine days out of thirty, Zoro waited, tied to that wooden post. One-shot, complete.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,201 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 29 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Zoro - Complete
Fox Moon by Quill of Molliemon reviews
AU, pre-timeskip, no bijuu, no massacre, one-shot. Konoha is a village of ninjas who hunt demons. Naruto is a ninja with secrets. And tonight is the night of a full moon... Read, review, and enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,891 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 128 - Published: 5/11/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Here and Now by KyLewin reviews
Sequel to Time and Again. Naruto has gone back in time from a war ravaged future and has a chance to set things right, but despite his efforts things seem to be worse rather than better. Akatsuki, Orochimaru, Danzo... some jinchuriki have no luck at all.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 192,736 - Reviews: 2099 - Favs: 2,731 - Follows: 2,960 - Updated: 4/25/2010 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Naruto U.
Second Nature by lazyartisan reviews
Destiny is a funny thing-Zuko's season 2 story arc takes a radical turn after he is captured at the North Pole. One event can change so much- and so little. Plotbending, character exploration and a grittier more realistic portrayal of the Avatar World.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 154,552 - Reviews: 621 - Favs: 1,640 - Follows: 1,488 - Updated: 3/24/2010 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Zuko
Gurren Jesus by Jasonbobdude reviews
Jesus and Kamina team up to win World War II.
Crossover - Bible & Gurren Lagann - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 695 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 556 - Follows: 89 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Kamina - Complete
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 6437 - Favs: 12,899 - Follows: 5,013 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
On Being A Sith Lord by DarthAmmonite reviews
Having a Sith Lord in your head is bad...having a Sith Lord with a really foul sense of humor is even worse. KotOR 1
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,812 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 106 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Revan, Carth O.
This Time Around by Crimson Skies reviews
A six year old Sasuke wakes from a nightmare...but Itachi wouldn't really kill the clan, right? As for Naruto, well, maybe he won't be so alone...this time around.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 56,871 - Reviews: 4434 - Favs: 7,162 - Follows: 7,199 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 6/29/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Run that by me again? by Sarah1281 reviews
Ever wonder 'Why don't they just do that' "A lot of the greatest wizards haven't got an ounce of logic." Harry and Hermione, however, were raised in the muggle world and are therefore fully capable of thinking things through...A collection of of one-shots
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 53,842 - Reviews: 2035 - Favs: 3,840 - Follows: 2,603 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Have You Ever Wondered Why? by debugger315 reviews
Ever wonder why Dumbledore always invited Snape along to meetings with Harry?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 706 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 14437 - Favs: 21,969 - Follows: 8,828 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Seal Shatter by Quill of Molliemon reviews
AU/AR, mid-Chuunin Exams on. Orochimaru fails to seal the Kyuubi's chakra in the Forest of Death. Naruto interferes with Sasuke's curse mark. And what's wrong with the Hokage? Read and review, please!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 36 - Words: 125,834 - Reviews: 2282 - Favs: 4,412 - Follows: 1,847 - Updated: 9/28/2009 - Published: 4/24/2009 - [Minato N., Kushina U.] Naruto U. - Complete
Keep Your Eye on the Council by Sarah1281 reviews
After Naruto brings Sasuke back at the Valley of the End, the ever-nefarious Council decides to banish Naruto and make Sasuke the Rokudaime. Their plan works perfectly...until Naruto doesn't care, Sasuke runs away again, and Tsunade shows up.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,736 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 852 - Follows: 237 - Published: 9/4/2009 - Naruto U., Tsunade S., Koharu U., Homura M. - Complete
Theft Absolute by Vathara reviews
Because anybody who could break into the North Pole has to have thought theft through better than that.... AU bit of "The Cave of Two Lovers".
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 751 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 762 - Follows: 219 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Zuko, Iroh - Complete
President for a Day by Darke Angelus reviews
When Bulma comes down with the flu, Vegeta takes over Capsule Corp. for the day, much to the horror of executives of a rival company who had hoped to intimidate the heiress into a deal. -One shot-
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,835 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 3,352 - Follows: 641 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Bulma, Vegeta - Complete
Once a Month by SilverWolf7007 reviews
James knew why Remus went home once a month. Of course he knew. How could he not? They shared the same dorm room, after all, and James was apparently far more observant than Sirius or Peter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 74 - Published: 5/16/2009 - James P., Remus L. - Complete
Asking Jesus For Shoes by Alara Rogers reviews
On a trip to the 20th century, Q plays a prank on a group of humans. Picard is not amused. The deeply religiously sensitive may want to avoid this, although it mocks hypocrisy more than Christianity.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,224 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/3/2009 - J. Picard, Q - Complete
Krillen's 100'th Proposal and After by Onyx reviews
Sometimes people are closer to you than they'll let on. A what-if fic based upon the dialogue from the Japanese uncut version of the Garlic Junior Saga.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,408 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Krillin, Piccolo
Zoro’s Directions by peroxidepest17 reviews
Correct file now! Zoro gives directions.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,098 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 2,122 - Follows: 301 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Sanji, Luffy - Complete
Going Native by Rap541 reviews
GalacticaStar Trek Next Generation. What do you do when you're a lost Starfleet officer in the Beta Quadrant? You blend in and hope for the best.
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 67 - Words: 156,591 - Reviews: 1344 - Favs: 988 - Follows: 605 - Updated: 3/22/2009 - Published: 2/16/2007 - Gaeta
Ad Nauseam by Minnionette reviews
Since Harry didn’t succeed the first time, he goes back into the past to fix his mistakes again. And again, and again. Too bad no one explained that first time how Voldemort tagging along was just the Universe keeping things fair and balanced.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,661 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 948 - Follows: 277 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Fire Shadow's Son by Quill of Molliemon reviews
AU, post-Valley of the End. What if Kakashi made it to the valley in time? What if the events of the Kyuubi's defeat played out differently? How would things turn out then? Yondaime lives! Please read and review!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 94,769 - Reviews: 1352 - Favs: 3,426 - Follows: 1,523 - Updated: 2/16/2009 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Minato N., Naruto U. - Complete
Time and Again by KyLewin reviews
Time Travel fic. In a war torn future, in the burning ruins of Konohagakure, Naruto fights Orochimaru and loses as the world collapses around him. From that ending comes a new beginning and a new chance to set things right, if only he can figure out how..
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 44 - Words: 456,787 - Reviews: 5359 - Favs: 5,652 - Follows: 3,221 - Updated: 2/7/2009 - Published: 1/29/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Love Lockdown by Lady Silvamord reviews
They say it takes a village to raise a child. Similarly, it takes the entirety of Akatsuki to help Itachi get the girl. ItaSaku, complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 66,700 - Reviews: 802 - Favs: 1,837 - Follows: 457 - Updated: 11/30/2008 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
No Thank You by Sarah1281 reviews
What if the Dursley family had taken the more practical route of treating Harry kindly in order to keep him away from magic? What if it worked? What if he wants nothing to do with the wizarding world and Dumbledore has to solve his own problems for once?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,608 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 2,125 - Follows: 483 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Cheaters Prosper by drakensis reviews
What's with all this fighting fair? Naruto's going to win ninja-fashion, by hook by crook and all within the rules... technically.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,178 - Reviews: 575 - Favs: 6,000 - Follows: 1,764 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Heart of the Fox by Quill of Molliemon reviews
AU, pre-Naruto-ish, one-shot. What if the Kyuubi never threatened Konoha on that fated October night? What if the Kyuubi was not what it seemed? Read and review, please!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,255 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 82 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Kyuubi/Kurama, Naruto U. - Complete
Wish Carefully by Ten Toes reviews
REVISED. one-shot told by Lucius Malfoy. What might happen if the Death Eaters got what they wished for…
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,964 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 3,005 - Follows: 684 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Lucius M. - Complete
A Personal Matter by Orodruin reviews
Two missions with drastic consequences. Worlds connect, destinies unravel, and nothing will ever be the same. HPxNTO crossover like you've never seen! Set pre series Harry Potter and Kakashi Gaiden Naruto.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 174,808 - Reviews: 971 - Favs: 2,100 - Follows: 776 - Updated: 6/10/2008 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Harry P., Kakashi H. - Complete
How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love Lord V by cheryl bites reviews
Nuclear war breaks out and Voldemort casts a spell to stop time. He and Harry alone are left to defuse the missiles and prevent the war. Voldemort’s radiophobic. Oh joy. LVHP. Spoilers for HBP, none for DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 60,391 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 681 - Follows: 653 - Updated: 3/12/2008 - Published: 5/16/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort
The Red Heir of Slytherin by Sarah1281 reviews
Ron and Hermione's trip to the Chamber of Secrets, where Ron gets over his inferiority complex and Hermione discovers that anyone can speak Parseltongue if they're unobservant enough.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,950 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 92 - Published: 9/8/2007 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Mudblood by Sarah1281 reviews
"Mudblood? Is that your idea of an insult or something?" Draco attempts to explain to Hermione why she should be offended.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,021 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 1,322 - Follows: 253 - Published: 9/7/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Scones Anyone? by Marz1 reviews
Lupin is learning to get by without magic, but he has a mission to keep him going. Trouble is not everyone wants a cure. Will he figure out which end of the P90 you point at the bad guys before its too late? HPxSG1
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,266 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 337 - Updated: 11/16/2006 - Published: 3/27/2006
Crumpets Aren't My Style by Marz1 reviews
General O'Neill is sent on a nice relaxing dipolmatic mission in the U.K. Of course there's bound to be trouble when he runs into a murderous cult called the Death Eaters, who've some how gotten their hands on alien technology. SG1xHP REVIEW!
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 135,969 - Reviews: 1315 - Favs: 1,748 - Follows: 571 - Updated: 12/28/2005 - Published: 8/3/2004 - Complete
Idiot Savant by Nyghtvision reviews
Written in response to AbigailNicole’s “Idiot Savant” challenge. See Artemis cringe from Quality Bonding Time as his father attempts to discover his weaknesses and Get to Know Him Better. Because nobody can be a genius at everything… right? Parody
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,533 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 38 - Published: 4/19/2004
Dear Foolish Little Brother by solderini reviews
Like all good boys, Itachi writes home occasionally.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 1810 - Favs: 5,350 - Follows: 769 - Published: 4/2/2004 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
So Much For Nuremburg by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Or, "The Satisfying Deaths of "Professor" Umbridge. WARNING: Umbridge death and dismemberment, crazy yet eloquent humor, and a dose of H/Hr!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,276 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 85 - Published: 7/31/2003 - Hermione G., Harry P.
KiBlind by Sholio reviews
**COMPLETE** The Z-senshi have mysteriously lost their ability to control ki, and the Earth is being invaded. Will strategy succeed when brute strength fails?
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 111,389 - Reviews: 463 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 10/9/2002 - Published: 4/27/2002 - Vegeta, Goku - Complete