![]() Nickname: Ash, Dancer, Panda Favorite Color: navy blue, black, grey, lime green, purple, Favorite Movies: The Proposal, When in Rome (i really want a romance like that), Friday The 13th, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Paranormal Activities 1 &2 (doesn't scare me), National Treasure ( all of them but mainly the 1st 1), Pirates of the Carrabeian (ALL OF THEM!!!! FAVE MOVIE EVER), Alice in Wonderland ( TIM BURTON VERSION), Mirrors, 27 dresses, Band-Slam, Shrek{all of them} Favorite Movie Genres: Drama, comedy, romance, horror,anime Favorite Actors: Johnny Depp ( SO HOTT), Orlando Bloom, Nickolaus Cage, Chase Crawford(sexy), Mark Salling ( SO FREAKING SEXY ) Favorite Actresses: Anne Hathaway, Ashley Greene, Sophia Bush, Leighton Meester, Sandra Bulike, Kristen Stewart[only horror movies] , Kate Hudson, Isla Fisher, Blake Lively Favorite TV Shows: Project Runway, Scrubs, Royal Paines, America's Next Top Model, That 70's Show, Survivor, Bones, Dancing With the Stars ( I WILL BE ON THE SHOW I SWEAR) , Gossip Girl, Pretty Little Liars, NCIS, CSI, NCIS:LA, CSI:NY, CSI:MIAMI, Naruto, Vampire Knight, Soul Eater, Death Note, Darker Than Black, Shugo Chara, Glee Favorite Music Genre: Pop, Alternative, R&B, Rock, Country Favorite Musicians/Singers: Paramore, Lady Gaga, Good Charlotte, Avril Lavigne, Lifehouse, Hey Monday, Train, Taylor Swift, Simple Plain, Cascada, Carrie Underwood, Boys Like Girls, Katy Perry, Plain White Tees, Owl City, Kristina Debarge, Black Eyed Peas, ke$ha, Kenny Chesney, Green Day, All American Rejects, The Fray, Evanescene, Kat DeLuna Favorite Books: Undead, The Gallagher Girls series, Pretty Little Liars, Vampire Kisses, War of Witches, Kissed by an Angel, Dark Secrets, Heist Society, Zombie Queen, Hollow, Fallen, Night World, Hex Hall, Hunger Games, Frost Least Favourite foods: anything green Favourite Foods: bacon, sausage, chocolate, corn, ice cream, pineapple, cranberries Favourite Drinks: Black Coffee, Orangina, Vitamin Water, Dr.Pepper,V8, Mountain Dew Favorite thing to write about: Romance , Horror, Drama, humor Favorite Sport:Soccer, Dance, Color Guard Favorite Place you've ever been:Washington DC Your guy side: X You love hoodies. Shopping is torture. Your girl side: x You wear lip gloss/chapstick. X You smile a lot more than you should. Guy side: 2o Girl side: 11 ...Interesting... If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, blissfulmemories, TwilightVampire92, undeniablebloodlust, TheExplodingKiwi, TayMelia, Dark Valancia, Kelilila, A Goode Chameleon, ashleyisasoccerfreak300 BEST FRIENDS N FRIENDS: FRIENDS:never ask anything to eat or drink BEST FRIENDS: Help themselves and is the reason you never have any food FRIENDS:Call your parents M. Mrs and grandma and grandpa BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents MOM and DAD GRAMS AND GRANDPA FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying DAMN we screwed up FRIENDS: Will pick out a cute chick-flick to watch with you on movie night BEST FRIENDS: Will pick out "The Ring" for movie night then scare you and himself/herself in the process FRIENDS: Never seen you cry BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when your not down anymore FRIENDS: Meet your boy/girl friend and say nice to meet you BEST FRIENDS: Meet your boy/girl friend and scare the BLEEP out of him/her by threatening to break every bone in him/her's body if he/she hurts your best friend FRIENDS: Will say you can do better BEST FRIENDS: Will call him and say"you have seven days to live" FRIENDS: Ask why you're crying BEST FRIENDS:Already have a shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry FRIENDS: Will help you move BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move a dead body FRIENDS: helps you up when you fall BEST FRIENDS: continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumb-ass?" FRIENDS: gives you their umbrella in the rain BEST FRIENDS: takes yours and says, "RUN, -BEEP- RUN!" FRIENDS: wipes your tears when your rejected BEST FRIENDS: goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?" FRIENDS: will bail you out of jail BEST FRIENDS: would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME, LETS DO IT AGAIN!!" FRIENDS: Ask you to write down your number BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff and gives it back a few days later BEST FRIENDS:Loses your stuff and tells you, "my bad .. here's a tissue" FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography about your life FRIENDS:Will leave you behind if that's what everyone else is doing BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd asses that left you FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door BEST FRIENDS:Would walk right in and say,"I'M HOME" FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell FRIENDS: Are through high school /college (drinking buddies) BEST FRIENDS: Are for life FRIENDS:Will be there to take your drink away when they think you've had enough BEST FRIENDS:Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say,"Girl drink the rest of that you know we don't waste FRIENDS: comfort you when you fight with your boyfriend BEST FRIENDS: go over to his house and kick his ass FRIENDS: bail you outta jail BEST FRIENDS: sit next to you singing the jail song FRIENDS: tell you to forget it when you say you want to vandalize a guy's house BEST FRIENDS: best friends are the ones getting fined by the police with you FRIENDS: Think your insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline BEST FRIENDS: Are jumping right after you FRIENDS: come over every couple of months for a sleepover BEST FRIENDS: are your weekend boarders FRIENDS: are offended when you make fun of them BEST FRIENDS: kick your ass and all's forgiven FRIENDS: are shy around your boyfriend BEST FRIENDS: will tease him till he blushes redder than a fire engine FRIENDS: don't see you if you're sick BEST FRIENDS: are why you're sitting in bed under a blanket with a thermometer, book, and your phone FRIENDS:dare you to scream into the street BEST FRIENDS: dare you to go streaking FRIENDS: call you retarded for running threw bleachers yelling "IT'S PICKLE TIME!" BEST FRIENDS: are screaming and running with you FRIENDS: Will ignore this BEST FRIENDS:Will re-post this crap If you've ever pulled on a door and complained about it being locked or really heavy, only to have someone point out to you that you're supposed be pushing on the door or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile. 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I refuse to believe he isn't real.), Pepa333(Draco Malfoy, Tom Riddle Jr, Edward Cullen, Jasper Hale, Damon Salvatore, Erik Night), JaylaHaileyCullen(Edward Cullen, Forget a prince with a horse I want a vampire with a Volvo! and Dimitri Belikov) kelilila ( adrian of course!) A Goode Cahmeleon, (Adrian Ivashkov. He is awesomley hot), ashleyisasoccerfreak300(sasuke form Naruto but im over that and ikuto from shugo chara, and Edward Cullen from twilight) If you love FANFICTION.NET, add your name and copy and paste this into your profile. Rainstorm007, Mysterious Miracle, Frostpaw, Crazy Rayne, Alicegirl, Zandylion, Nightmare and Dream, vampirechick123, snow in my coco, Pepa333, JaylaHaileyCullen, kelilila A Goode Chameleon, ashleyisasoccerfreak300 If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, (actually I have) Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki (I do all the time!), WeaselChick, Celyna ( I fall up the steps to school every time I go up them... sadly...), SSAHC, Koki-chan (Everyday, I think my stairs are cursed), Majickal (over at my mom's friend's house...which was very embarrassing because I almost broke my nose), Neassa (let's not get into it...) Darkecogir (I done it a couple a times)Tora-kun126(sideways, backwards, forwards, up, down, over, and underneath. I've done it all) DiRtY BuBbLe (more than I fall down them, and, also, I cannot figure out how to walk in a straight line ...any ideas?) HollyluvsArty, Super Reader (unfortunatly yes. All the time.)scarily obsessed(i burst a blood vessel in my ankle!owww!),TwilightNatalia(I've fallen up them, down them, around them...you name the direction and I'm sure I've managed it at least once!) vampirechick321, snow in my coco ( falling up is worse than falling down =( TRY IT!!), Pepa333 (I'd rather not talk about it...), JaylaHaileyCullen(I fall all of the time and I'm not afraid to admit it because it makes more like Bella Swan) Kelilila (Walking down halls is hard...) A Goode Cahmeleon ( people say its hard to fall up satiars, i do it all the time. i tried to fall down stairs, but it was immposible!), ashleyisasoccerfreak300 {he-he happens to me all the time, people call me accident prone} If you randomly check your email every five minutes while on the computer, copy this into your profile. If you think that people on commercials talk funny or use phrases no human beings would ever say, copy this into your profile. --The Snuggie commercial!!-- Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile. If you can raed tihs, cpoy tihs itno yuor polrfie, and sea if ohtres can raed it. if you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. If you love animals, copy and paste this to your profile. If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile! 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If you are planing world domination (most of us are) then copy and paste this onto your profile { CAMMIE, ANN, AND I WILL RULE THE WORLD } If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, copy this into your profile If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile If you love all the "copy and paste this into your profile" sentences...COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! If you can go on a sugar buzz without even eating sugar, again, join the club and copy and paste this to your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile. If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile. If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile 1. Write the name of a person of the opposite gender will 2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green, yellow? black 3. Your first initial? a 4. Your month of birth? January 5. Which color do you like more, black or white? black 6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours. Monica 7. Your favorite number? 13 8. Do you like California or Florida more? Florida 9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more? ocean 10. Write down a wish (a realistic one) i get to go to the PARAMORE concert Are you done? If so, scroll down (Don’t cheat--) THE ANSWERS 1. You are completely in love with this person. 2. If you choose: Red: You are alert and your life is full of love. Black: You are conservative and aggressive. Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back. Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you Love. Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are Down. 3. If you’re initial is: A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life. L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to Blossom. S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good. 4. If you were born in: Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you Fall in love with someone totally unexpected. Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but The memories will last forever. July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life Changing experience for the good. Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your Soul mate. 5. If you choose... Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time But will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change. White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do Anything for you, but you may not realize it. 6. This person is your best friend. 7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime. 8. If you choose... 9. If you choose... 10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday! Choose 10 of your favorite people. 1. Will 2. andrew 3. Paige 4. Monica 5. William 6. Cammie 7. Peter 8. Ann 9. Mandy 10. maggie 1) 4 invites 3 and 8 to dinner at their house. What happens? it would be a girls night out without me and they would watch chick flicks over and over again 2) 9 tries to get 5 to go to a yoga class. What happens? William would die of embarrassment because she would video tape it then give it to our friends and it will be awesome 3) You need to stay at a friend’s house for the night. Do you choose 1 or 6? Cammie's because her dad is a marine and he reminds me of Gibbs 4) 2 and 7 are making out. 10 walks in...Their reaction? haha thats would be funny but andrew likes ann and peter is dating cammie and maggie would crack up laughing asking for debit or credit 5) 3 falls in love with 6. 8 is jealous. What happens? Aha i knew Cammie was like her binder. i was right woo. and a catastrophe would happen 6) 4 jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who comes to your rescue? 10, 2 or 7? well Monica is my apprentice so yeah andrew would be laughing, maggie would scream because she sees a spider and peter would be no help so neither 7) 1 decides to start a cooking show. 15 minutes later what is happening? Will is good with wires and cooking is a disaster waiting to happen he would have caught the place on fire 9) 3 has to marry either 8, 4 or 9. Who do they chose? ha-ha so Paige is lezbo but she would probably pick Mandy 10) 7 kidnaps 2 and demands something from 5 for 2's release. What is it? peter kidnapping will that would be intrusting but peter would ask for a tuba or all of his comic books 11) You get to meet either 1 or 6. Who do you chose? Lillian because she is already my best friend 12) 10 challenges 4 to a chariot race. Why? maggie wouldnt challenge Monica because she hates doing anything that involves work unless there is a hott guy around 13) Everyone gangs up on 3. What happens? . Paige would run 14) Everyone is invited to 2 and 10 wedding except for 8. How do they react? wow andrew and maggie wow i dont think that Ann would be sad cause she likes andrew 15) Why is 6 afraid of 7? because peter can make a sword out of paper 16) 10 gathers everyone around to tell them a fairy tale. How does it go? maggie would be like '' there once was a cheerleader who tried to hit me in the head with a hool a hoop" 17) 1 arrives late for 2 and 10's wedding. What happens? And why are they late? Lillian would get blackmail and because she never shows up on time 18) 5 and 9 get roaring drunk and end up at your house. What happens? William would pass out and Mandy would fall asleep 19) 3,8,6 and 4 all go to the zoo for 8's birthday party. How does it go? What presents do they get 8? paige would get ann stuff from bath and body cammie would make her a cd or by her one and Monica would get her a gift card and then they all would watch chick flicks 20) Everyone gets together and starts protesting something outside of your house. What are they protesting? What do you do? that i wont let them in when its freaking hot out side and my house is cold 21) 9 murders 2’s best friend. What does 2 do to get back at them? i can picture that Mandy would murder william but he wouldnt really care 22) 6 and 1 are in mortal danger. Only one of them can survive. Does 6 save himself or 1? Cammie would save Lillian because it was probably Lillian fault and she wants herself to die 24) 5 is trapped in a cave. 10 comes to rescue them. What happens? maggie leaves leaving William there to die 25) 3 starts a day camp. What happens? Paige would have a reading group and let me teach dance classes while everyone is helping with other stuff 26) 4,6, and 7 are ng the Hokey-Pokey. 8 walks in. What happens? Ann would join after she states she need new friends 27) 1 starts to write a story where 9 and 10 are going out. What is 2's reaction? Lillian would do that but andrew would be like what the hell 28) 7 makes an apple pie. Is it any good? i dont really trust peter and cooking 29) 8 and 3 go camping. For some reason they forget to bring any food. What do they do? go back to civilization after Paige spazzes about a spider A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. Take Time To Read Each Sentence This is this cat This is is cat This is how cat This is to cat This is keep cat This is a cat This is retard cat This is person cat This is busy cat This is for cat This is forty cat This is seconds cat Now read the THIRD word of every line :) Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list... AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen,xGabriellaxBoltonx, xEarlySunsetsOverMonroevillex, Smartest Girl In The World,'rEd RoSe-StArFiRe-RoSeFiRe', Zwergschnauzer, dablackfox101, mushroomcloudslooklikebroccoli, Really Really Long PenName Guy, xXAnimeKittenXx, Smallvillegirl2, Amuto-fan-Neko-san, DarknessXanime, KatieKakes, Liz-Beth520, ashleyisasoccerfreak300 Which book in the series is your favorite? Cross my Heart and Hope to Spy How long did it take you to read the books? 1st-one week 2nd- one weekend 3rd-one day 4th-one day Who introduced you to the books? i saw them in Walmart Did you buy them, borrow them, or have them given to you as a gift? Bought them all What's your dream ending to the series? Zach and Cammie fall in love and they find Cammie's dad alive. Who is your favorite female character? Bex Who's your favorite Gallagher Girl (not Cammie)? Bex Who is your favorite male character? Zach Who is your favorite Blackthorn Boy (not Zach) Grant What was your favorite Zach and Cammie moment? The kiss at the end of CMH What was your favorite Cammie and Josh moment? When she flips him over her shoulder in the first book. (: I loath josh. How about your favorite Cammie and Bex moment? When they’re at the mall on the mission in the beginning on CMH What was your favorite adventure/battle? When Gallagher and Blackthorn have to work together to stop Dr. Steve. Which book cover was your favorite? Cross my Heart and Hope to Spy Are these books among your favorite books of all? Hell Yeah !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! “I’d Tell You I Love You but Then I’d Have to Kill You” or “Don’t Judge a Girl by her Cover”? Don’t Judge a Girl by her Cover “Don’t Judge a Girl by her Cover” or “Cross My Heart and Hope to Spy”? Cross my heart and Hope to spy "Only the Good Spy Young" or "Don't Judge a Girl by Her Cover"? Only the Good Spy Young Who do you hate more: Zach's mom or Aunt Abby? That's a tough one but i have to say his mom, even though Abby was being lame in OGSY Who do you want to see Cammie with most: Zach or Josh? ZACH!!!! Who do you like more? Cammie or Zach? Cammie Cammie or Josh? Cammie Cammie or Bex? Bex Bex or Liz? Bex Liz or Macey? Macey Jonas or Grant? Grant Grant or Zach? Zach Mr. Solomon or Madam Dabney? Mr. Solomon Jonas or Josh? Jonas Grant or Josh? Grant Cammie or Macey? Macey Mr. Solomon or Rachel Morgan? Rachel Morgan Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES! If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile Find the guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when you hang up on him, who'll lay under the stars for hours and listen to your heart beat. Or will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy that kisses your forhead, who keeps your picture in his wallet, who wants to show you off to the world even when your in sweatpants, who holds your hand in front of all his freinds, who thinks you're beautiful without makeup, one who is constantly telling you of how much he cares and how is lucky to have you, THE one who turns to his friends and says THATS HER! 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A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted," Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiilling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. My Mother Taught Me 1. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet." 2. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of 3. My mother taught me LOGIC. "Because I said so, that's why." 4. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the 5. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident." 6. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about." 7. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper." 8. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?" 9. My mother taught me about STAMINA. "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone." 10. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it." 11. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!" 12. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out." 13. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!" 14. My mother taught me about ENVY. "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't 15. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get home." 16. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!" 17. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that 18. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?" 19. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me." 20. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up." 21. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father." 22. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?" 23. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand." 24. My mother taught me SHAPE-SHIFTING. "You'll turn into a sausage if you eat any more. 25. My mother taught me CONSEQUENCES " If you don't tidy your room, there'll be hell to pay." Calling me FAKE won't make you REAL, Calling me STUPID won't make you SMART, Calling me WEAK won't make you STRONG, Calling me UGLY won't make you PRETTY, Calling me POOR won't make you RICH, Calling me FAT won’t make you PERFECT, Calling me UNCOOL won’t make you COOL. So why bother? IF Miley Cyrus were standing on top of the Empire State Building, 94 percent of children and teens would be crying their eyes out. Sign and re-post if you'd be part of the 6 percent yelling "JUMP BITCH JUMP!" ChrissiMissi01, glossygirl125, DaisyInTheField, TeamComrade, Katelyn Goode, ashleyisasoccerfreak300 This has got to be one of the most clever DORMITORY: ASTRONOMER: DESPERATION: THE EYES: GEORGE BUSH: THE MORSE CODE : SLOT MACHINES: ELECTION - RESULTS: SNOOZE ALARMS: A DECIMAL POINT: THE EARTHQUAKES: ELEVEN PLUS TWO: Here's a joke... there are 3 men who need to get across a lake... the 1st one prays to God asking for the strength to get across... he gets big muscles and swims across... but almost dies 5 times... the 2nd 1 prays to God for the strength and the tools he needs to get across... he gets his big muscles and boat and rows across... but he almost dies 3 times... the 3rd 1 prays to God, for the strength, tools, and the brains... he turns into a woman... walks 4 yards... and crosses the bridge. ThInGs To PoNdEr: Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin? Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"? 1. YOUR REAL NAME: Ashley 2.YOUR GANGSTA NAME (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): ashizzle 3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): navy tiger 4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (Middle name and current street name): Taylor Orchard 5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME (The first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of your mom's maiden name): Sulaslch 6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favourite color, favorite drink): Black Dr.Pepper 7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of your siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Slaeeze 8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's middle name): Renee 9: YOUR GOTH NAME:(black, and the name of one your pets) Black Max I'm the girl who sits in the corner sobbing her eyes out after school when the jerk picks on her. I'm the girl who is considered mentally unstable by her friends because of her overly perky attitude. I'm the girl who always make you crack a smile, no matter how depressed you are I'm the girl who dances like an idiot in her room and then when her mom comes up asking "what's that noise" is sitting in her desk chair, reading a book. I'm the girl who is seriously terrified of spiders, bugs and all other creepy crawly thing on Earth. I'm the girl who boys find terrifying and intriguing. I'm the girl who listens to everything you say, just to forget it once you stop talking. I'm the girl who sings in the shower. I'm the girl who doesn't care what you think. At all. I mean it. I'm the girl who would be your best friend ever, if you give me a try. I'm the kind of girl who walks into a door and apoligizes. I'm the kind of girl who would rather act stupid than smart. I'm the kind of girl who would burst out laughing in a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday. I'm the kind of girl who would get fired at the M&M's company for throwing out the W's. I'm the kind of girl who gets drunk off soda and loves every minute of it. You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then? I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole! 'It's always in the last place you look' Well DUR! Because you stop looking after you find it! HELLO! We fall for stupid boys, we make lots of dumb mistakes, we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But us teenage girls our good at one thing: Staying Strong. Wh oever said "Nothing's impossible" never tried slamming a revolving door. Being weird is like being normal, only better. I see Normal people! QUICK!! take a picture!! Whats the relationship between UFO's and smart blondes? you hear about them all the time, yet have never seen one (Sooo not true. The second smartest person in my class (who is just barely behind me in the race) Is... You guessed it BLONDE!) Slinky Escalator = Endless fun Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up. They say, "Guns don't kill people. People kill people." Well, I think the gun helps. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people. Since a running back runs forward, why is he called a running back? Why is it when we laugh in school the teachers say do you find something funny? When obviously we do Directions: 1) Put your music player on shuffle 2)For each question, press the next button to get your answer 3)YOU MUST RIGHT THE SAME SONG NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS 4)Post this in your story/profile and answer the questions with the songs IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY" YOU SAY? True Colors By Glee WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY? Cannibal by Ke$ha WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL? Let the Flames Begin by Paramore WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE? According to you by Orainthi WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO? Crazy Ex-Girlfriend by Miranda Lambert WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU? Your Love is My Drug by Ke$ha WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN? God Only Knows by Orainthi WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND? Cowboy Casanova by Carrie Underwood WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE? Fireflies by Owl City WHAT IS YOUR LIFESTORY? This is How It Feels by The Veronicas WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP? Before He Cheats By Carrie Underwood WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE? Leave Out The Rest by Linkin Park WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU? Fences by Paramore WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING? Shut Up by Simple Plan WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL? Where The Lines Overlap By Paramore WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST? Its On by Superchick WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET? Hair by Ashley Tisdale WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS? Wannabe by Spice Girls WHAT'S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN? You Wont Find This by Carrie Underwood HOW WILL YOU DIE? Eyes on Fire by Blue Foundation WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU REGRET? I Like it Rough by Lady Gaga WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH? I Dont Wanna Wait by The Veronicas WHAT MAKES YOU CRY? Go All The Way by Perry Farrel WILL YOU GET MARRIED? Last Name by Carrie Underwood DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU? Down in Mississippi and Up to No Good by Sugerland IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE? Never Let this Go by Paramore WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW? What Hurts The Most by Casacada The Soundtrack To My Life Put your iPod on shuffle and write the songs that come on. No cheating! Opening credits: Down to Mississippi and up to No Good by Sugerland Waking up: I Like It Rough by Lady Gaga First day of school: Calabria by Enur Ft Natasha Falling in love: Take It Off by Ke$ha Fighting: Tremble For My Beloved By Collective Soul Breaking up: Somewhere Trouble Don't Go by Miranda Lambert Driving: Inside Your Heaven by Carrie Underwood Flashback: Powerless by Kristina Debarge Mental Breakdown: D.U.I. By ke$ha Getting Back Together: All I Wanted by Paramore Prom Night: Crush By Selena Gomez Birth of a child: Erase and Rewind by Ashley Tisdale Wedding: Flightless Bird American Mouth by Iron and Wine Death scene: Tell Me Lies By Ashley Tisdale Funeral: Kerosene by Miranda Lambert End credits: Starts With Goodbye by Carrie Underwood If you hate stereotypes and think ppl should just shut up and stop POST THIS. Pick the stereotype(s) that fit(s) you. I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun. I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed. I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat. I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy. I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a witch. [ i just tell the harsh truth] I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world. I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals. I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. (I'm underage, people! I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. [ i would do that anyway] I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. [ i hate it when people call me goth] I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. You are not lucky enough to have me if you think that. [ I'm a Crazy White girl thank you very much] I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars I READ ABOUT VAMPIRES, so I must not BELIEVE IN GOD. [ Dude im Catholic ] I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals. I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!! I’m on the HONOR ROLL so I MUST have no social life. I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention. [yup i dress in very odd ways] I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. [ i am my own person and im very lazy ] I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi. I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited. I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy. I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas. I’m SCOTTISH, so I MUST be violent and have a drinking problem. I have TATTOOS, so I MUST not care about my appearance I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction. I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent. I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid. I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. [i won a donut eating competition, but im not fat] I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. (I'm just not at that age yet! I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7. I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist. I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork. (No comment. I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect. You Say Pink If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. You talk to yourself a lot. (Alot meaning all the time...) You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...' You live off of sugar and caffeine (the last time i didn't have coffee for break-feast i was sick) If you are absolutely in love with Noah "Puck" Puckerman and his amazing guitar playing on Glee, copy and paste this into your profile If you really wanna give someone a slushie facial JUST to see what it's like, copy and paste into your profile If you've ever had your friends of family yell 'HE(or she) IS A FICTIONAL CHARACTER' when you talk about your crush, copy/paste this Quotes 'If you dont f-in shut up i will go all Fiona on your ass'-me to andrew 'wheres william' 'up the corner'-ann and i 'you and you crazy white ideas'-lillian to me 'ur crazy you know that'-william to me 'oh hott guy'-cammie 'dude you dump him i call dibs'-me to marla 'you butthead on a retarded fart'-me 'TEAM GALE 4EVA!!!!!!!!!!!!!'-ann and i 'Why do i even try to teach 8th grade'-my math teacher to my class 'if you dont put the comic book down, i will come over and read it myself'-my science teacher to me 'You so stupid you make tess look smart'-me to lillian |
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