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Joined 06-30-10, id: 2426632, Profile Updated: 08-25-10

HI! Uh, never been very good at these things but I'll give it a go :)

My name is jennifer Howie, I'm 14 ( my birthday is 04/05/1996- day/month/year)

I'm from scotland, no- I don't chase haggis and wear a kilt :)

some more about me :D

Best friend- tracey Matheson, she's hilarious!!!!!!!!!!

fave colours- purple, baby blue and black

fave music- all kinds, but i love Selena Gomez, Shakira, the Killers, Mcfly, Paramore, the saturdays and Lincoln Park

fave place- ohh hard one... I love America, best holiday place, but I love the fields of Eaglesham (that's in scotland btw :D)

fave food- Chinese food

fave film- Van Helsing, Twilight, family videos, the time travellers wife. (and hsm but dont tell anyone bout that ;))

fave author- okay... umm... Stephanie Mayer, Jodi Picoult, Sophie Kinsella, Audrey Niffenegger and me!

fave book- too many to list :)

I copied this off someone elses profile, but i thought it was funny :D

- Leproriphobia is the fear of Bunnies. (Quick run it's a bunny rabbit and it's bouncing right towards you!)
- In Ohio, USA, it's illegal to get a fish drunk. (How do you get a fish drunk anyways?)
- Philematology is the scientific term for Kissing. (Great so now that's all cleared up, I want to be a philematologist when I grow up!)
- In North Carolina it's illegal for Cats and Dogs to fight. (How are you going to arrest them if they do break the law? I don't think that Handcuffs were made for paws...)
- The fear of Chopsticks is called Consecotaleophobia. (I would love to meet someone with this fear just so I can order chinese food...)
- It's illegal to die in the houses of Parliament. (So what are we supposed to just choose when we die now? And how are you going to punish me if I do die?)
- If you're pregnant in England then you can go for a pee anywhere you like, the middle of the street, the top of big ben and even in a policemans helmet.
- In Tennessee it's illegal to drive while you're asleep. (How am i supposed to drive while I'm asleep anyway? What am I supposed to do sleep walk out to the car and then dribble on the steering wheel to get it started? Yeah that would be interesting to see...)
- The latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75 of the worlds poulation. (- Cough - smart person who did that survey )

ok, not much else to say except for that I love Jacob Black :)...And seth, and jasper, and emmett and rosalie and esme and alice and carlise and edward and renesmme NOT BELLA!

Does anyone else live in scotland? i feel like im the only one on fanfiction who doesnt live in the US :(...I'd rather live in the US, all the cool famous people live there :)

I love supernatural!!!! DEAN AND SAM!!!!

Have a ton of ideas for new stories but somehow i can't upload so there never going to be published :(

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