Author has written 1 story for Degrassi. I sort of lead a double life on here. Nobody knows I have a fanfiction! I'd love to get to know some of you, so feel free to send me a message to just talk. :) I'm friendly, and sometimes that freaks people out. But I'm nice to everyone unless there's a reason I shouldn't be (ie. you're rude). I'm new to fanfiction, so if you have any tips on how I can improve my stories - it would be great if you shared. I'm always nervous about posting on here, but I'm trying to get over it. I try to act like the number of reviews doesn't matter, but hey, who doesn't like reading a good review? If you have a pear shaped body, you should not wear pear colored clothes, or act juicy. I wonder what the word for dots looks like in Braille. I like parties, but I don't like piñatas because the piñata promotes violence against flamboyant animals. Hey, there's a donkey with some pizzazz. Let's kick its ass. What I'm trying to say is, don't make the same Halloween costume mistake that I did. I was on the street. This guy waved to me, and he came up to me and said, "I'm sorry, I thought you were someone else." And I said, "I am." I think that when you get dressed in the morning, sometimes you're really making a decision about your behavior for the day. Like if you put on flip-flops, you're saying: "Hope I don't get chased today. Be nice to people in sneakers." I like fruit baskets because it gives you the ability to mail someone a piece of fruit without appearing insane. Like, if someone just mailed you an apple you'd be like "Huh? What the hell is this?" but if it's in a fruit basket you're like, "This is nice!" I feel stupid when I write the word banana. Its like, how many na's are on this thing? "Cause I'm like 'Bana... keep going. Bananana... damn." I think it's interesting that 'cologne' rhymes with 'alone.' I like when good things happen to me, but I wait two weeks to tell anyone because I like to use the word 'fortnight.' I love women, but I feel like you can't trust some of them. Some of them are liars, you know? Like I was in the park and I met this girl, she was cute and she had a dog. And I went up to her; we started talking. She told me her dog's name. Then I said, "Does he bite?" She said "No." And I said, "Oh yeah? Then how does he eat?" Liar. -Demetri Martin |
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