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I'm Mae the mortician. Age 25.

I've always liked summing up the essence of me, myself, and I, on a page for the amusement of strangers. There's something extremely gratifying about the results.

So, first things first, I'm a girl. or rather I'm an echo. an echo of all women out there, vindictive and ostentatious.

I'm reckless and rowdy but fucking cute at it.

Chances are I play with my words like most pubescent teenage males play with themselves.

The only difference is I know it's a sin.

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Nothing Could be Better Than This by kiawahmoon reviews
Takes Place After "Batman Begins". Emilie, a college student in Gotham, witnesses the Joker and his gang rob a bank. Killing her was the plan...
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,894 - Reviews: 759 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 9/29/2018 - Published: 4/25/2008 - [Joker, OC]
Just For Tonight by PinkTypewritter reviews
Seras tries to relax in a bar along with Pip while being in Brazil, but her plans change when a mysterious man catches her attention.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,289 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 3/19/2017 - Published: 11/4/2013 - [Seras, Hans G.]
Adrift by Maroucia reviews
On a mission to escort Sansa back to Winterfell, the Hound loses his control with her in a hot spring. Non-con Sansan: read at your own risk. Underage.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 126,075 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 2/13/2017 - Published: 3/12/2015 - Sansa S., Sandor C. - Complete
Captivated by BellatrixLives reviews
Abigail Hobbs is being held captive by Dr. Hannibal Lecter. She doesn't know what he expects from her, but she knows her only chance of survival is to play the game. If survival is worth it remains to be seen. Picking up from episode 12 (Relevés) of season 1.
Hannibal - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 27 - Words: 51,636 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 1/10/2016 - Published: 4/21/2014 - Hannibal L., Abigail H. - Complete
The Bond by panty-belle reviews
Mephisto Pheles and Kirigakure Shura are constant and bitter rivals. But magic doesn't make allowances for personal grudges, and when the feuding pair find themselves in a sticky situation they have two options. Cooperate or die. MephistoxShura Mature scenes in later chapters. Major other pairing (AxS)
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,306 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 7/15/2015 - Published: 7/29/2014 - [Mephisto P., Shura K.] [Amaimon, Shiemi M.]
The Lady in the Mountain by panty-belle reviews
Mephisto Pheles, one of the most talented exorcists of his era, has just been promoted and is now an Upper 1st Class exorcist. Giddy with triumph he decides to take on toughest demon of his career. Kirigakure Shura, the Flame Princess. Raceswap! Some dark content.
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,118 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/2/2014 - Mephisto P., Shura K. - Complete
Lust by panty-belle reviews
Even an exorcist and a demon find it hard to control the three ruling desires. And lust is not so easy to ignore. Mephisto x Shura. Smut.
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,535 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 22 - Published: 6/29/2014 - Mephisto P., Shura K. - Complete
Keeping the Monsters at Bay by BellatrixLives reviews
Abigail has escaped from the hospital on several occasions trying to run from the monsters in her head, but what happens when escaping is no longer enough and the monsters follow her? There is only one person who can protect her from her nightmares...
Hannibal - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,572 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/16/2014 - Hannibal L., Abigail H. - Complete
Teach Me To Be Bad by HotForHannibal reviews
Hannigail one-shot. Abigail is dissatisfied from her first day at college, and her daddy Hannibal is happy to teach her a lesson she won't forget.
Hannibal - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,023 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/11/2014 - Hannibal L., Abigail H. - Complete
A Lollipop Kiss by MephistoChild reviews
All Shiemi wanted to know was the flavour of the lollipop... Shiemi/Amaimon Fluff
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,738 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/30/2013 - Published: 10/1/2013 - Shiemi M., Amaimon
The exchange by Maroucia reviews
In King's Landing, Sansa is about to be part of a well waited exchange. AU, T to begin with, M later.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 98,935 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 8/24/2013 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Sansa S., Sandor C. - Complete
Happiness Punch by MeriGo-round reviews
After Alabasta Nami can't shake the feeling that their captain is behaving differently. She soon realises that this only seems to apply with her around. After growing more and more irritated, she impulsively takes the startled rubber man away to talk things out in private. Nami x Luffy, there's now Lemons!
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,199 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 3/18/2013 - Published: 1/22/2013 - Nami, Luffy - Complete
Faces of Evil by Jenna Von Cannon reviews
The Joker has his eye on someone he believes will help him out in any situation. *I suck at summaries.* Dark Knight Spoilers. Joker/OC and others. *Drug use, violence, language, sexual situations. Enjoy D
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 37 - Words: 54,673 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 8/12/2008 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Complete
Devil's Advocate by emimprov reviews
An alternate take on Johnny and Tess's conversation in the dungeon, yielding a chance for both of them. But with the mysterious forces controlling the wall reaching their breaking point, will those chances amount to anything?
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,851 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/20/2007 - Published: 4/15/2007 - Johnny C. - Complete