I'm With Tight Leather Pants
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Joined 11-08-06, id: 1162272, Profile Updated: 03-28-09
Author has written 1 story for Death Note.

HOLY SHIZZ. :D It's me; I'm with Gameboy! Guess who I am sitting next to right now? I'm with Tight Leather Pants! HUZZAH! And he's going to make a profile. WEWT.

So, ready, set, go:
STOP. IT'S MATT TIME.
Holy shiiiit. I just came. I just came because I made the best story (with a plot) EVAR.

So, I like to eat. Yep. Forward and straight to the point. Little children annoy me, and I have a habit of choking things. Not a very good combination, once you start thinking logically about it. I'm going to grow up to be a Gynaecologist. That means I look at vaginas for a living. My foot is another worldly passage into my stomach. I type very slowly, think very slowly, and write very slowly. Too bad I'm a writer, huh? Well, tough titties. Mmm, titties. I'm a good wholesome person, with a bright future. (GAG, NOT TRUE.) I feel warm at the weirdest times, and it really creeps out people when I tell them that. Why? I don't really know. I like humping things, pelvic thrusts are my friends, and I'm a huge raging boner most of the time. Deal with it, be flattered by it, and join in it. :D Also, I have a freaky thumb that WONT stop bleeding. It's been slowly draining me of blood for the past three days, and even though I'm with Gameboy thinks I should see a doctor, I'll just keep prodding at it.

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Intense by Ass Victoriam reviews
From the time he had stopped being Mihael and had started being Mello, I was fascinated by him beyond any sane boundary. MattxMello, Sex&Rape, Drug Usage.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,916 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 7/16/2011 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Mello, Matt
Pulse by Ass Victoriam reviews
Matt's life slipped down the tubes at age sixteen. His love Mello is dead and buried - gone forever out of the young boy's life. But somehow, every night, he finds his way to the redhead’s window, begging to be let in. Matt-x-Mello
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 396 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 29 - Published: 10/21/2008 - Matt, Mello
Shinobi Alliances by Shinkiiro reviews
The Dark Ages of the Ninjas are drawing closer as the Sound village return with a sinister ally, the Akatsuki. Can Suna and Konoha cope with this problem that might eventually lead to a new war? TemariShika and KankuroTenten pairings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,355 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/10/2007 - Published: 3/23/2007 - Temari, Kankuro
Know Your Stars by CheerfullyPessimistic reviews
What you didn't know about your favorite Naruto characters. So far.........Naruto, Sakura, Sasuke, Kiba, Hinata, Shino, and now Rock Lee!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,608 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/13/2007 - Published: 11/29/2006
The Girl Who Cried Man by Springtime of Youth reviews
Sakura is having a slightly hard time getting over the death of her one and only mother. Note the sarcasim. How will she escape? Dress up like a guy! Heh... not a normal fanfic...
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,202 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/6/2007 - Published: 11/22/2006 - Sakura K., Syaoran L.
Fireworks and Festivals by Veleum reviews
The Akatsuki go to the Summer Festival, and Itachi finally understands how he feels about his partner. KisaXIta yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,803 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/6/2006 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Tragic Kingdom by icor reviews
[Sasori x Deidara] “I’m not going to die, Deidara.”From the very beginning, until the very end.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,236 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/15/2006 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Romance in the Rain by narusakufan1985 reviews
Syaoran is gone. Sakura is waiting for him. She goes to the park and meets someone. Who is it?
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,385 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/23/2004 - Sakura K., Syaoran L. - Complete
Blood and Chocolate reviews
There are some people out there who have diseases. I just happened to have one, and it just happened to ruin my life. Matt x Mello ; Drugs, Suicide Attempts, Name Spoilers, Sex, Rape.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 464 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Matt, Mello