![]() Author has written 1 story for Death Note. HOLY SHIZZ. :D It's me; I'm with Gameboy! Guess who I am sitting next to right now? I'm with Tight Leather Pants! HUZZAH! And he's going to make a profile. WEWT. So, ready, set, go: So, I like to eat. Yep. Forward and straight to the point. Little children annoy me, and I have a habit of choking things. Not a very good combination, once you start thinking logically about it. I'm going to grow up to be a Gynaecologist. That means I look at vaginas for a living. My foot is another worldly passage into my stomach. I type very slowly, think very slowly, and write very slowly. Too bad I'm a writer, huh? Well, tough titties. Mmm, titties. I'm a good wholesome person, with a bright future. (GAG, NOT TRUE.) I feel warm at the weirdest times, and it really creeps out people when I tell them that. Why? I don't really know. I like humping things, pelvic thrusts are my friends, and I'm a huge raging boner most of the time. Deal with it, be flattered by it, and join in it. :D Also, I have a freaky thumb that WONT stop bleeding. It's been slowly draining me of blood for the past three days, and even though I'm with Gameboy thinks I should see a doctor, I'll just keep prodding at it. |
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