In which Ash is the snarky, extremely overpowered Kanto Champion fleeing from his duties and Dawn is the sweet, idealistic girl with tsundere tendencies. From Ash's pitiful attempts at gathering a harem to saving the Pokemon world from evil organizations, follow their travels through Sinnoh and beyond. Warning: AU, Cursing, OOCness. Other characters will come. Possible Harem.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,470 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 337 - Updated: 2/22/2017 - Published: 2/1/2015 - Ash K./Satoshi, Dawn/Hikari