![]() You can't spell manslaughter without laughter XD That's pretty illegal, even for us. If you promise not to get emotionally attached, you may kiss my ass. Don't walk behind me...you're not my slave. Don't walk next to me...you're not my equal. But please...walk in front of me...cause damn, you have a nice ass. I like to murder people in sadistic ways while humming showtunes. No I WON'T go to hell, I've got a restraining order. No Tresspassing. Violators will be shot. Survivors will be shot again. I'm looking forward to regretting this. They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled 'BANG!' I don't think you'd kill many people... Sometimes it's best to not question your friend. Just help them dump the body bag into the river. "I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid! Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool!" |
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