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Remus: ...

Sirius: Hello Moony, what are you up to?

Remus: Hmmm...I'm trying to write an introduction for our profile. You should help if you are back from pranking.

Sirius: Yupp, Lovegood actually believed us about those snorkack things! the loony... Wait what are you writing?? Oooh lemme see!!

Remus: I thought I've told you before? Anyway~ *hands over the note book*

Sirius: Pffft, you haven't written anything yet!! Here, start it like this!! "MINIONS ASSEMBLE. I am your leader, Sirius Black, and this is my right hand man, Remus Lupin..." and you go on from there :D

Remus: Why am I your right hand man? I'd rather us to be equal...Fine. "We present you a notebook which serves a similar function to a dairy." How's that?

Sirius: Fine, fine "Partner in crime" or something, better? "I am your leader Sirius black and this is my partner in crime, Remus Lupin"... I'll make it work... now, I like what you've done there, but we are men, and as such do not have diaries. Do you want them all to think us poufs? Say journal, its manlier.

Remus: We aren't committing a crime to be exact. *rolls eyes* Call it whatever you like then. The profile is more important. Journal sounds good to me. So. "We present you a notebook which serves a similar function to a journal." Your turn next.

Sirius: "This journal serves the purpose of documenting all ideas, plots, sexual fantasies and other such ramblings of the brilliant minds of messrs Moony and Padfoot" tag you're it

Remus: "Everything that's recorded here took place in our seventh year at Hogwarts." Oh we are leaving next year...

Sirius: "For the benefit of all budding young mischief makers, in the hopes that we assist, inspire and entertain those who follows in our carefully concealed footsteps." that's right we are too... bloody hell...

Remus: Wait, Padfoot? We aren't keeping this to ourselves?!

Sirius: What's the point of writing an introduction profile thing if we're keeping this to ourselves?

Remus: I like keeping things nice and organised. You want others to read our hm...'sexual fantasies'?

Sirius: That doesn't mean you need to tell you about yourself... If they want to, who am I to deny them a good read? Besides, if they're like you, they'll skip over it to give us privacy. Problem averted :D

Remus: I highly suspect that there are more people who are like you, who don't take trampling over people's privacy as a serious matter (don't pull the old joke here) than those who give others privacy..."Please note that we take no responsibility for any consequences resulting from following our ‘advice’."

Sirius: Ah well, my earlier comment still stands - who am I to deny another me? "However we take full credit for any successful ventures that arise from our wisdom"

Remus: Well, I see your point...Oh gods, Pads? Do you think people are going to report back to us if they really succeed?

Sirius: I bloody well hope so! After all this hard work I want some payment!!

Remus: Or you know, give us feedback? This idea doesn't seem appealing to me...*blushes*

Sirius: What's wrong with it? I mean, if peolpe give us feedback on our pranks, we know how to simplify or extend on them to make them better!! It's a win win situation in my book.

Remus: I don't mind feedback on those...what if they were going to comment on our private life?

Sirius: Oh please,the only thing they'll be commenting on is how hot it was, Moony. Relax.

Remus: *sighs* Alright. What else do we need to tell them?

Sirius: Oh I don't know, the usual stuff like the fact that the fantasies are entirely fictional and only some of them happened. unless I can convince you otherwise...

Remus: You managed to convince me into most of them anyway. Is that it then? They can send us owls if they have any questions?

Sirius: Many but not all, Moony my dear. But I'm not finished yet, I still have much convincing to do... yeah, owl, firecall, whatever they please...

Remus: Work hard on it then ;) I'm looking forward to it. And I don't think firecall will work...

Sirius: I shall, I shall... tonight, Room of Requirement, eleven o'clock? eh, owls then.

Remus: Okay ;) You take the cloak and I'll take the map. Um. Pads? We should let them know our addresses in case they have to use the Muggle mail.

Sirius: Done, I'll nick it when James goes to bed... Not a bad idea, Moons. That's why I keep you around! That and your sexy body...

Remus: ...I'm sure the later one was what you really meant. *side-eye* Anyway. Readers of our journal can inquire us anything either here (the magical ink will inform us of new messages!) or at Moony: and Padfoot:
Is there anything that you want to add?

Sirius: Only that now we must depart to continue our mischievous escapades, so GO FORTH, MY MINIONS! Read our wise words and use them to make your days that little bit more exciting!

Remus: Thank you for reading. We look forward to your owls.

Truth and Dare with Moony and Padfoot reviews
Padfoot is bored and suggests a game of Truth and Dare. insanity and hilarity naturally ensue.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 587 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Sirius B., Remus L.