Eternal Shining Pikmin
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Joined 07-21-08, id: 1642552, Profile Updated: 04-11-09
Author has written 2 stories for Pokémon.

DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN POKEMON

I only own characters created in my stories. NO TOUCHY!

Hello there profile reading people! I don't know why you ish reading mah profile. You ish supposed to be reading stories!

...Anyway, if you couldn't tell, I am Eternal Shining Pikmin. Don't let the name fool you, I do NOT write Pikmin Fan Fiction. I just like the Pikmin games. In reality, I like Pokemon Fan Fics. Mostly PMD ones that hold the awesomeness of Friendshipping. I mean, come on! Who wouldn't like for the main character in PMD2 to fall head over heels for each other? _

-IMPORTANT NOTICES-
None atm. Lawl. =P

Name: Eternal Shining Pikmin, but call me ESP, Pikky, Strawberry Cream, SC, or Teh Legendary Fluff Junkie.
Gender: Male...Or it was last time I checked. @_@
Age: ...I can't count.
Birthday: July 29
Weight: Twigish
Height: Shortish
Hair Color: Brown
Eye Color: Blue
Religion: Insanitism (Lawl)
Location: In my house. Hanging out with a certain Charmeleon I know. X3

Fear Meme, which I decided to put here after reading HopethePixii's profile.

Bold means I fear it.
No bold, I might just wanna cuddle it.

The dark
Staying single forever
Being a parent
Giving birth
Being myself in front of others
Open spaces
Closed spaces
Heights
Dogs
Birds
Fish
Spiders
Flowers or other plants

Total so far: 2

Being touched
Fire
Deep water
Snakes
The ocean
Failure
Success
Thunder/Lighting
Frogs/Toads
My girlfriends dad
My girlfriends mom
Rats
Jumping from high places
Snow

Total so far: 5

Rain
Wind
Crossing hanging bridges
Death

Heaven
Being robbed
Falling
Clowns
Dolls
Large crowds of people
Men
Women
Having great responsibilities
Doctors, including dentists
Tornadoes

Total so far: 8

Hurricanes
Incurable diseases
Sharks
Friday the 13th
Ghosts
Poverty
Halloween
School
Trains
Odd Numbers
Even Numbers
Being alone
Becoming blind
Becoming deaf
Growing up

Total so far: 11

Creepy noises in the night
Bee stings
Not accomplishing my dreams/goals
Needles
Blood
Dinosaurs
The welcome mat
High speed
Throwing up
Falling in love
Super secrets

Total so far: 12

Reasons for Each:

Heights - What if I fall from all the way up there?

Spiders - Creepy crawlies, some with enough toxin to kill you with one bite!

Snakes - They just creep me out, okay? I've always been afraid of getting bitten by something.

My girlfriends dad - Some dads just hold are way too protective of their daughters. ANd I'm usually unlucky enough to fall for the ones with the dads who can crush cinderblocks with their hands.

Jumping from high places - Similar to heights, only I don't want to goof up while jumping and impale myself on a giant rock.

Crossing hanging bridges - Come on, how is this not scary? You try to cross a bridge hanging by a thread...That screams scary!

Death - The ultimate fear. Death is something I wish I never will have to experience, but no such luck.

Falling - I DUN WANNA PLUMMET FROM 100 FEET OFF THE GROUND!

Incurable diseases - I have a right to be scared of this. I have 2 of them. One makes me very smart, but very wierd. The other...SchoolI need to give myself medicine when I eat. If I do not, I go bye bye. Forever.

School - Not really a fear. I just really, really, hate it.

Growing up - I never want to grow up! I just wanna be a care-free kid for the rest of my life!

Creepy noises in the night - I never know whether its just some of my pets knocking over or running into stuff, or it could be some kind of criminal who managed to get into my house!

Everybody has favorite things! Here are mine!

Favorite Pokemon: Charmeleon (For a good reason. X3

Favorite Gundam: God(Burning) Gundam (It can shoots a beam powered by LUV!)

Favorite Game For Wii: Super Smash Brothers Brawl (Face it, everybody loves senseless violence between video game celebrities!)

Favorite Game For DS: Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Explorers of Time/Final Fantasy Tactics A2

Favorite Game for X-Box 360: Halo 3

Favorite Game For Computer: Runescape (Don't like it? Don't care.)

Favorite Color: Red (Cause thats what color your blood is =P)

Favorite Food: Watermelon. I'll even eat the white stuff and the rind! Mmmmm...

Favorite Pokemon Pairing: Friendshipping, hands down

Favorite Starter Pokemon: Cydanquil (They is fluffy wuffy adorable!)

Favorite Movies: The Mask, Madagascar

Favorite Time of Day: Night. The day is when school and homework happens!

Favorite Season: Summer. I love the heat!

Favorite Place: Home, specially when it's raining or when I get a new game

Favorite Quote: "I will fucking stab you computer phone lady!" Church, Red Vs Blue

Favorite Book: Halo: Ghosts of Onyx

Favorite Possession: A big blue blanket I got when I was like, 2. (It's basically torn to shreds and keeps me about as warm as a layer of permafrost, but I still luv it)

Favorite Wish: For the idea of racism and sexism to suddenly be wiped of the face of the Earth for all eternity

Favorite Type Of Story: PMD fics, no duh! (Even more so when there is Friendshipping, but those aren't too common)

Least Favorite Type Of Story: Yaoi and Yuri.

Favorite Band: Dragonforce

Favorite Song: Lately, its been swapping. Currently a tie between "Chaos - Aquastyle" and "Gate of Magus - Aquastyle"

Favorite Type Of Pokemon: Fire

Favorite Pokemon of Each Type: (No real order of favorites, and excluding all legendaries)
Electric: Pikachu
Dark: Umbreon
Psychic: Gallade
Normal: Eevee
Fire: Charmeleon
Grass: Grovyle
Fighting: Riolu
Steel: Scizor
Rock: Rhyperior
Ghost: Spiritomb
Flying: Staraptor
Bug: Scyther
Ground: Steelix
Poison: Nidorina
Water: Vaporeon
Ice: Weavile

Dear Hope,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but your a pervert. I think I realized it when I threw up at the mental hospital and I saw you carve your initials into the crazy monk. I'm sure you're ashamed enough to understand that we're cousins. I'm returning your memories from the military service to you, but I'll keep the oil stocks as a memory. You should also know that I get sick when I think of the apartment building.

Go burn,

~ESP~

~How to do~:

Dear (the last person you talked to.),

I don't really know how to tell you this, but 1 . I think I realized it 2 3 and I saw you 4 5 . I'm sure you're 6 enough to understand 7 . I'm returning 8 to you, but I'll keep 9 as a memory. You should also know that I 10 11 .

12 ,
-Your name-

1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister

2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes

3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kabob - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife

4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out

5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk

6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scarred
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed

7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this.
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks

8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service

9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college

10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked

11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an Eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whiskey - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics

12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now
France - In pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family

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Lessons Learned by Human Pikachu reviews
Oh, it wasn't bad enough that he had to go on this–he forced himself to think the word–"date" with that swan anyway. Wasn't bad enough that he had to spend the day with her, no doubt at the insane amusement of the other Legendaries. -CresseliaXDarkrai- (Back after hiatus... and back better than ever)
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Days Past by ClinicallyInsaneAndDangerous reviews
A trainer remembers its time with its pokemon and how everything started. T to be safe
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A Copy by HopeThePixii reviews
What if you were a clone? A copy? You had no identity... And you were born differently? What if the world shunned you for it? This is the tale of Faith, a young Rattata clone, and her quest to find out why she was created.
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Broken Wings by Human Pikachu reviews
"I'm through playing this game. I don't want the life I used to live anymore, I can't want it anymore. I can't go back on who I am; I can't rethink this part of me. I just need to, you know, fly." The story of an Eevee with an impossible dream - complete!
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PID: The Circle of Chaos reviews
When one boy brings forth a new invention to his friends in the insane realm of FF, insanity is bound to occur! Join the RPers Circle as they scour the world of PMD, and cause more chaos then thought possible! Contains mild language, violence, and fluff.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,628 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/25/2009 - Published: 1/25/2009
Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Team Blazebolt reviews
Imagine waking up one day....and you were a Pokemon! Join Ikaru as he travels to new areas and an era covered by Darkness. What awaits him now? Thrills? Adventure? Treasure? Love? Who knows! Rated T for mild violence, language, and fluff in later chapters
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