tomboywitch
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Joined 06-02-05, id: 824479
Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter.

Hi everyone, I'm tomboywitch. I want to be a published author when I grow up. Oh yeah, and I love Jimmy Buffet!

(So, hey this is Emily, Tomboywitches sister, and I am going to be having some stories on her account because I am just too lazy to make my own! So, I just wanted to say that. MY STORIES ARE BETTER THAN HERS! HAHA JUST KIDDING BUT SERIOUSLY , THEY ARE)

well you know what! My stories are more immaginative! hahaha! YOU WILL NEVER BEAT ME! hahahahaha cough hahahahahahahaahaha!

(Um, yeah right, in your dreams! Okay everyone who is reading this, you tell US who is the better story writer muhahahahha evil music plays in background you can send us a review or something. )

VOTE FOR BAILEY AND ALL YOUR WILDEST DREAMS WILL COME TRUE!

(DON'T LISTEN TO HER! IF YOU DO SOMETHING VERY BAD WILL HAPPEN TO YOU 22 MINUTES AFTER VOTING FOR HER... BEWARE)

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! (like I did!) : )

Fav. Books: Harry Potter(duh), Eragon&Eldest,TheCircle of Magic quartet, The Circle Opens quartet, Protector of the Small series, Wild Magic, Magik, Hawksong, and uhh... lots of others but you're gonna get bored.

Fav. Movies: LOTR, Harry Potter, Pirates of the Carribean, Quest for Camelot(I actually love all Disney Movies!) Princess of Theives, Pride & Prejudice, MONTY PYTHON AND THE HOLY GRAIL! once again there are more but you don't want to hear them.

Hobbies: Soccer, drawing, running, eating, writing, reading, reading, reading, watching tv, reading, playing soccer, sleeping, laughing, making up stupid jokes, having staring contest with the wall, studying, smiling, and daydreaming.

Fun quotes: Smile, it makespeople wonder what you're thinking.

"The one thing I remember about Christmas was that my father used to take me out in a boat about ten miles offshore on Christmas Day, and I used to have to swim back. Extraordinary. It was a ritual. Mind you, that wasn't the hard part. The difficult bit was getting out of the sack."

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.

I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good, either.

I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.

I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode. Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If he isn't there the first time you need him, chances are you won't be needing him again.

Last night, I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and thought to myself, "Where the heck is the ceiling?"

www.mugglenet.com rules! A Wanderer's Song A WIND'S in the heart of me, a fire's in my heels, I am tired of brick and stone and rumbling wagon-wheels; I hunger for the sea's edge, the limit of the land, Where the wild old Atlantic is shouting on the sand. Oh I'll be going, leaving the noises of the street, To where a lifting foresail-foot is yanking at the sheet; To a windy, tossing anchorage where yawls and ketches ride, Oh I'l be going, going, until I meet the tide. And first I'll hear the sea-wind, the mewing of the gulls, The clucking, sucking of the sea about the rusty hulls, The songs at the capstan at the hooker warping out, And then the heart of me'll know I'm there or thereabout. Oh I am sick of brick and stone, the heart of me is sick, For windy green, unquiet sea, the realm of Moby Dick; And I'll be going, going, from the roaring of the wheels, For a wind's in the heart of me, a fire's in my heels. John Masefield

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An Aunt's Love by Emma Lipardi reviews
Harry comes home from school and Petunia is upset at the change in her nephew. Petunia decides to do what she should have been doing all along. Dumbledore had better stay away. Petunia Dursley is upset. Warnings on profile.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 74 - Words: 369,410 - Reviews: 15619 - Favs: 12,604 - Follows: 12,224 - Updated: 9/27/2018 - Published: 12/30/2004 - Harry P.
The Founders' Heir by Renatus reviews
Pre HBP. Days before his sixteenth birthday, Harry Potter disappears in a blaze of fire and magic. When he returns, few recognize him for who he is. He's out for Voldemort, as per the Task the Founders' set to him. And he isn't about to fail.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 142,276 - Reviews: 3715 - Favs: 5,148 - Follows: 4,988 - Updated: 1/19/2012 - Published: 4/27/2005 - Harry P.
The Father by black-phoenix-warrior reviews
Harry learns the truth about his heritage and not in the way he imagined.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 196,022 - Reviews: 1749 - Favs: 2,720 - Follows: 2,350 - Updated: 5/27/2008 - Published: 2/26/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G.
If I could only be normal by just dont tell my mum reviews
On his sixteenth birthday harry gets new powers, unfortunately the wizards of his age cant cope with his powers so he gets sent back to people who can help his rather unique case prehbp
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 48 - Words: 193,443 - Reviews: 1349 - Favs: 1,304 - Follows: 1,098 - Updated: 2/16/2008 - Published: 6/20/2004 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Twists of Fate by benperez31 reviews
Harry's parents didn't die that Halloween night, they even had a daughter just after going into hiding, and the Weasleys took care of Harry and his sister after the attack by Voldemort. Now what?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 238,700 - Reviews: 802 - Favs: 1,443 - Follows: 611 - Updated: 12/24/2006 - Published: 8/16/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Beast Lord by Ceres K reviews
Warning: OotP Spoilers After his fifth year at Hogwarts, Harry is getting worse and worse. Fortunately for Harry, a certain Phoenix decides to do something about it. Rating just to be safe. Not your average Independent!Super!Harry fic. Will be HG, RH
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 90,053 - Reviews: 1954 - Favs: 2,464 - Follows: 2,509 - Updated: 11/6/2006 - Published: 5/12/2005 - Harry P.
The Heirs of Hogwarts by PhoenixFirebolt reviews
In 6th year, Hermione stumbles upon an ancient prophecy concerning the Four Founders of Hogwarts. Now four of the students find out exactly who they are and that they must join forces to defeat Voldemort and rid all evil in the world. AU fic. HHR, DG, RLL
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 209,265 - Reviews: 1335 - Favs: 1,802 - Follows: 731 - Updated: 8/3/2006 - Published: 8/26/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Boycotting Valentines Day by Buttamellow reviews
That is why I’ve come to the decision after thinking long and hard about it that I am boycotting Valentine’s Day… And Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,213 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/14/2006 - Published: 2/1/2003 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Marie's Dragon by lyokolady reviews
A young lonely girl from Teirm manages to find a hidden egg. She then is found by Brom and Eragon and is now on their journey to who knows where? But one thing hangs on her. Doubt. Was she really supposed to be a Rider? Does she want to be? COMPLETE
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 45,838 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 8/28/2005 - Published: 3/29/2005 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Time Mage by MaxFic reviews
Completed - Harry finally understand the Power the dark lord knows not but now it is too late to use. Taking one final chance to succeed, Harry risks everything to secure a future. HarryGinny RonHermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 93,939 - Reviews: 1219 - Favs: 2,943 - Follows: 843 - Updated: 2/23/2005 - Published: 10/29/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
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Ginny's Plans for Two reviews
Ginny has fallen in love, but Harry still hasn't noticed her! She has many plans to get him for herself, using all the help she can get. But what happens when he starts to fall for her too?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,187 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/3/2006 - Ginny W., Harry P.
Merlin's Heir reviews
Merlin's Heir finally comes to Hogwarts, but with her comes mysterious powers and another prophecy, which could be the turning point for either side in the upcoming war. Will the dark side take advantage of this new prophecy or will the light win? R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,046 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/27/2006 - Published: 5/7/2006
Falling for the Mudblood Star reviews
Hermione is a tomboy and has amazing singing and dancing talent.What happens when Draco sees her dance and falls for her? sry i stink at summeries. Just read! R&R please!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,891 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/17/2006 - Published: 8/10/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M.