Princess Prickle-Tongue lives in a medieval castle beside a water park that's a five minute bicycle ride from Broadway, where she intends to star later in life. Hence she is spending increasing amounts of time doing hat-and-cane routines. Oh, and her neighbors of course include Francesca Lia Block, Edward Bloor, Libba Bray, Lewis Carrol, Roald Dahl, Helen Fielding, Leon Garfield, Debi Gliori, William Goldman, Shannon Hale, Julie Hearn, James Howe, Harper Lee, Lois Lowry, Nancy Farmer, Julie Marillier, Stephanie Meyer, Eloise (Jarvis) McGraw, Meg Rosoff, Toni Morrison, George Orwell, Rick Riordan, Sharon Shinn, Garth Nix, Terry Pratchett, Polly Shulman, Jane Austen, William Shakespeare, Suzanne Fisher Staples, Scott Westerfield, T. H. White, E.B. White, and of COURSE Diana Wynne Jones, J.K. Rowling and Phillip Pullman. There are some others in her town, but since she met them at the library she can't quite recall their names. Also Julie Andrews (Edwards, and they both sing and discuss Wangdoodles together), Bernadette Peters, Mandy Patinkin, Rex Harrison, and a bunch of others. Living where the Princess Prickle-Tongue does is pretty amazing. She can flirt with Chrestomanci and Howl as often as she likes (going back in time, of course, to a time when they were not married/involved with Sophie, who PP-T is fond of, and Millie, who she used to like until she became DREADFULLY dull). The princess enjoys chocolate, the colors green, blue and yellow, stunning clothes, and sarcasm/witty banter. If she didn't live in the amazing place she does, she would like to live in Manhattan or in Italy. Unfortunately, they are very expensive. Darn dollar. Anyway, as you may have guessed, PP-T also enjoys using entertaining profile blurbs to procrastinate from actually writing some fanfiction, which she is a little afraid of doing now that push finally comes to shove. She would like thank all the marvelous FanFiction.net writers who have written countless stories about our favorite stories. Also, if there are any former AbsyntheMuse writers who knew PP-T as Jaustengirl, she of the 650+ forum posts, the Princess would be ecstatic to reconnect! If you are quite patient/bored and are still reading this, Princess Prickle-Tongue would like to thank you and/or wishes you an interesting adventure or a visiting muse in thanks because you deserve it, since you have now appreciated how amazing this shining newbie is. Yours Truly, Hannah/The Princess Prickle-Tongue |