AmityPearl
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Joined 10-27-11, id: 3376966, Profile Updated: 10-27-11

One bright day in the middle of the night. Two dead boys got up to fight. Back to back they faced each other. Pulled out their swords and shot each other. The deaf policeman heard the noice and ran to save the lives of the two dead boys. If you don't believe that this lie is true, ask the blind man... He saw, too.

93% of girls would cry if Robert Pattinson got shot in the head. If you're one of the 7% running to Taylor Lautner to celebrate, post this on your profile.

95% of teens would cry if they saw Robert Pattinson, the Jonas Brothers and Justin Bieber on top of a skyscraper about to jump. If you are one of the 5% who would grab some popcorn, a camcorder and yell "DO A BACKFLIP!!!" copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want Justin Beiber to die in the most painful way possible, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think the Jonas Brothers suck, copy and paste this to your profile!

If you think making up your own copy and paste phrases is fun but you use other peoples anyways, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you want to know something about me you can go cry in a ditch or... ask nicely. Even if you do ask nicely, I probalbly won't tell you anything. So your best bet would be to go die in a ditch! Oops did I say die??? I meant cry! (Wow that was amazing sarcasm!!) Luv Ya! :P