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Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you die for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't die for you is because I would live for you and we would be together.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile.

If you think that "Dumb Blonde" jokes wouldn't exist if everyone knew who Annabeth Chase was, post this on your profile

NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast
PJO FANS: will tell Zeus to make it rain
NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!
PJO FANS: say OH MY GODS!
NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
PJO FANS: won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers
NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or I'll tell on you!
PJO FANS: say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!
NORMAL PEOPLE: think that PJO fans are stupid
PJO FANS: know that normal people are stupid
NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
PJO FANS: when being chased use their awesome demigod powers
NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
PJO FANS: yell at Zeus to calm down
NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for Vacation
PJO FANS: would try to find Camp Half Blood
NORMAL PEOPLE: don't have this on their profile
PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile!

Take time and read each sentence

This is this cat

This is is cat

This is how cat

This is to cat

This is keep cat

This is a cat

This is idiot cat

This is busy cat

This is for cat

This is forty cat

This is seconds cat

Now read the THIRD word of ever line

1. On a blank sheet of paper, WRITE NUMBERS 1 through 11 in a COLUMN on the LEFT.

2. Next to the NUMBERS 1 & 2,

WRITE DOWN ANY 2 NUMBERS YOU WANT.

DO YOU HAVE A FAVORITE NUMBER?

3. Next to the NUMBERS 3 & 7,

WRITE DOWN THE NAMES OF TWO MEMBERS OF THE OPPOSITE SEX. SAME SEX IF GAY

CAUTION: DO NOT LOOK AHEAD or IT WILL NOT TURN OUT RIGHT

4. WRITE ANYONES NAME

(like FRIENDS or FAMILY...) next to 4, 5, & 6.

DONT CHEAT OR YOULL BE UPSET THAT YOU DID

5. WRITE down FOUR SONG TITLES in 8, 9, 10, & 11

6. Finally,

MAKE A WISH

ARE YOU READY? HERE IS THE

KEY TO THE GAME

1. THE NUMBER of PEOPLE THAT LIKE YOU is found in

SPACE 2

2. THE PERSON IN SPACE 3 IS THE ONE YOU LOVE

3. THE PERSON YOU LIKE but your relationship CANNOT WORK is in

SPACE 7

4. YOU CARE MOST about the PERSON you put in

SPACE 4

5. THE PERSON YOU NAME IN NUMBER 5 IS THE ONE WHO

KNOWS YOU VERY WELL.

6. THE PERSON YOU NAMED IN 6 IS YOUR

LUCKY STAR

7. THE SONG IN 8 IS THE SONG THAT MATCHES WITH THE

PERSON IN NUMBER 3

8. THE TITLE IN 9 IS THE SONG FOR THE

PERSON IN 7

9. THE 10TH SPACE IS THE SONG THAT TELLS YOU MOST ABOUT

YOUR MIND

10. AND 11 IS THE SONG TELLING HOW YOU

FEEL ABOUT LIFE

11. NUMBER 1 IS YOUR

LUCKY NUMBER

repost this WITHIN AN HOUR OF READING THIS.

P.S. It actually worked for me


Sweetness

This is really sweet...

When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.

When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.

When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.

When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.

When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.

When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.

When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered.

When a girl says "I love you." she means it.

When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.

Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.

The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.

The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.

The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.".

If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.

If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.

Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.

Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.

So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.

If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity


Female comebacks

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you?
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together.
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together.

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Man: I know how to please a woman.
Woman: Then please leave me alone.

Man: I wanna give myself to you.
Woman: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.

If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost
this...
If you don't resend this then your love life will be doomed for eternity.

GIRLS REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks"

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Jackie Frost by giantsavour reviews
Jack has been around for a long time. Invisible. For all three hundred years, people have just run through Jack. All Jack wants is to be believed in. Yet no one ever does. Even when Jack Frost movies came out, they were showing Jack as evil, Jack looked wrong. Jack is even the wrong gender. Will she ever be welcomed somewhere that she belongs?
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 60,117 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 8/24/2017 - Published: 4/27/2014 - Bunnymund, Jack Frost, North, Tooth
The Daughter of the Dark by Lucretzeya reviews
[AU][Fem!Percy x Thalia x Artemis][Possibly OP Fem!Percy] Perci Jackson was a weird child, by normal human, or godly standards. She was even more of an introvert than your average electrical engineer. She was never seen talking or smiling in public. But one thing was certain. She carried a rather... dark power, and she's not going to stand for any demi-godly, or godly, arrogance.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,489 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 375 - Updated: 10/24/2016 - Published: 5/1/2014 - [Percy J., Thalia G., Artemis]
No Place I'd Rather Be by Cipher032 reviews
Percy returning to Thalia in the dead of night after being away. Short Perlia one-shot made into a more than one shot...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,832 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 9/11/2016 - Published: 11/16/2013 - [Percy J., Thalia G.]
Tides And Moon by ADHD-Kid2811 reviews
Annabeth broke up with Percy, and now he's a god. He vowed to himself never to fall in love again, and formed an all-males group just like the Hunters of Artemis. Artemis hates him for this. But things will change eventually. Pertemis. 'T' for language. [Abandoned. Up for adoption if anyone wants to continue it. Super sorry.]
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 33,794 - Reviews: 870 - Favs: 943 - Follows: 897 - Updated: 3/28/2016 - Published: 10/21/2010 - Percy J., Artemis
Snow Dreams Heavy snow by Virena Fraga reviews
Jackie Frost loves to skate on her skatebord and is on the snowboard team. She loves her little brother, and hates E. Aster Bunnymund and don't want anything friendly to do with him. But when they are forced to work together on a history project, will their thoughts about each other changes? And what's Jackies secret past? Fem!Jack/human!Bunny. High School Au. Warning; Self-harm.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 30 - Words: 76,697 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 1/2/2016 - Published: 1/19/2014 - Bunnymund, Jack Frost
I'm A Girl!(Hiatus) by ImTheOneWhoWrites reviews
On Hiatus. Percy gets turned into a girl... and becomes a hunter. Wait! WHAT!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 8,376 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 11/4/2015 - Published: 1/9/2014
Golden Eyes by Megs-282 reviews
It's been two weeks since the events of season 3 and the House of Anubis seems to be in a state of normality. But when Eddie's Osirion senses start tingling and a certain someone returns to the UK, will anything ever be the same again?
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Mystery - Chapters: 27 - Words: 38,293 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 8/19/2015 - Published: 4/24/2013 - Nina M.
Percy Jackson & The Assassin of Chaos: Betrayed and Forgotten by iLearnedThatFromThePizzaMan reviews
After saving Olympus twice, Percy is betrayed and forgotten by everyone he loves. Thalia, Grover, and Nico leave him. Annabeth cheats on him with his half brother. Poseidon doesn't pay any attention to him anymore. His half brother, Bryce turns the whole camp against him. He's forced to leave. Years later he's forced to return, but as Chaos's personal ruthless assassin.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,730 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 565 - Updated: 7/19/2015 - Published: 3/26/2014 - Percy J.
Leico- I've Known You My Whole Life by LakhesisdiAngelo reviews
Nico and Leo are the best of friends as kids. Bianca's jealous, and things happen when they become older and they just don't know how to react, and there utterly confused, but they never fight it!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 27,655 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 5/26/2015 - Published: 9/13/2013 - [Nico A., Leo V.] Hades, Hephaestus
Skinny Love by lalalaalalaala reviews
Modern AU about a new white haired neighbor moving in next door to Hiccup and their friendship developing, maybe even into something else, with help of his friends Toothless and Aster maybe the two boys will realise their true feelings for one another. -Sorry this is discontinued, I don't write things like this anymore-
Crossover - How to Train Your Dragon & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 53,389 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 8/4/2014 - Published: 1/8/2014 - Hiccup, Toothless, Bunnymund, Jack Frost
Tangled Up In Brave Lies by Thefangirlthatdiedfirst reviews
When Merida switched schools to escape bullies, she comes across a victim and will do anything she can to protct her. But people, including herself, are starting to wonder if maybe Merida wants more than that. Merida X Rapunzel, Meripunzel, Hijack, Hiccup X Jack. T for some stuff later. Cover is not mine I do not take credit. I only own the plot in this story.
Crossover - Tangled & Brave, 2012 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,790 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 4/29/2014 - Published: 1/10/2014 - Rapunzel, Flynn R., Merida, Queen Elinor
To live it Twice by FrostbittenFae reviews
Another prompt fill! MiM works in mysterious ways, and for one E. Aster Bunnymund, that's just the problem. Millenia ago, before he became a Guardian, he had a mate, but lost them in the Pooka genocide. And for a while, he had gotten over it. But...why did MiM just HAVE to choose Jack bloody Frost as a guardian, and why does he have to be Silvian's personality twin!
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,428 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 492 - Updated: 4/2/2014 - Published: 4/21/2013 - Bunnymund, Jack Frost, Pitch, Sandy
Malec short stories (but not too short) by Werewolf not a goldenretriever reviews
stories written with one-word prompts sen in by you, (except for the first, obviously.)
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 19,513 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 2/24/2014 - Published: 5/7/2013 - Alec L., Magnus B.
Prank Wars by changeofheart505 reviews
Pranks. What more do you want? Normal Big Four and Gender swapped Big Four. No pairings, unless I am convinced otherwise.
Crossover - Tangled & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,090 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/23/2014 - Published: 1/16/2014 - Flynn R., Rapunzel, Jack Frost
What if She Was by Wisterian Princess reviews
Clary's death was faked and she was kidnapped. Her memories were erased and replaced, and she believes she's someone she's not. Years later, she goes to the New York Institute with her "sister," and doesn't know why, but she's drawn to her sister's boyfriend, Jace. Jace has to deal with a girl who looks like Clary coming into his life, and slowly begins to fall for her.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 24 - Words: 57,640 - Reviews: 630 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 339 - Updated: 12/31/2013 - Published: 12/4/2013 - [Clary F., Jace W., OC] - Complete
Switched - The Story of Two Princesses by crazejen reviews
Rapunzel discovers a magic wand on the roof of her tower. She and Merida make it work, but consequences ensue when they are put into each others bodies. Now they have to journey out of the tower and find magic that will switch them back. Along the way they will have run-ins with Jack Frost, a mischievous spirit and Hiccup, a dragon trainer. Rise Of The Brave Tangled Dragons Fic.
Crossover - Rise of the Guardians & Brave, 2012 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,828 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/13/2013 - Published: 10/16/2013
Find Love and Mend The Broken Tapestry by Loving New Dawn reviews
I ran to where I had left Toothless, jumped onto the saddle. 'Let's go boy' and flew off just like that. Now I'm sitting in a cave. With a crying, fire red, curly haired, crying girl…Merida laying on my lap. Wow…today's just…wow. R&R! Enjoy!
Crossover - How to Train Your Dragon & Brave, 2012 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 821 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/7/2013 - Hiccup, Merida
A Sort of Father-Figure by fanficsrule2019 reviews
Nina Martin is a successful lawyer and a single mother of one. One day, she goes to Amber and Alfie's house, and Eddie happens to show up. He explains that he needs somewhere to stay to her, and Nina happily tells him that he can stay with her for as long he needs too. Will Eddie stay and be the father-figure Nina has always wanted for her son? Rated T for language. R & R! (:
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,190 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/31/2013 - Published: 10/21/2013 - [Eddie M., Nina M.] - Complete
The Prank by crazejen reviews
Jarida Fic. One-shot. Hogwarts AU. The Big Four. The Rise of the Brave Tangled Dragons. Jack is bored and he heard a rumor about Merida. Now they are going to make sure that rumor dies in Macintosh, MacGuffin and Dingwall's throats.
Crossover - Brave, 2012 & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,104 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/13/2013 - Merida, Jack Frost - Complete
did Hiccup really kiss Merida? by Loving New Dawn reviews
based off a youtube video, for the link click on the story. this includes jack frost x rapunzel & merida x hiccup. R & R.
Crossover - How to Train Your Dragon & Tangled - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 526 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/19/2013 - Hiccup, Rapunzel - Complete
Erin Frostbunny by xXxAnimeBellxXx reviews
Uhh... Just some random Bunny/Jack thing I started writing for no apparent reason... Yeah... Rated M, just 'cause. Nice!Pitch OOC!Everyone MPreg
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,992 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 12/4/2012 - Published: 12/2/2012 - Bunnymund, Jack Frost
Goodnight, Alfie by Dew on the Sunflower reviews
Now you be sure and get a good night's sleep. Jerome/Alfie, set in season one.
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 364 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Alfie L., Jerome C. - Complete