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Joined 05-22-05, id: 818599, Profile Updated: 05-14-17
Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter, and George Smiley series.

I'm a 28 year old Accounting student in New Zealand. This keeps me sane and provides a break from assignments and reality.

Current works-in-progress
The Beggarman's Second Chance (Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy- 2011 filmverse)

Coming Soon
The Dark Lady (Nolanverse Batman)
Yet to be named (Marvel's Agents of SHIELD)
How I Met Your Father (Boston Legal)
Jethro Gibbs and the Case of the Missing Marine (NCIS)

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Another Heart Calls by ErectoPatronum reviews
Hermione Granger is a recent University graduate and the girlfriend to Ron Weasley. However, she's not entirely pleased with her life. She wants a job in her field, and when a chance to have just that falls into her lap, she doesn't hesitate to take it. However, in taking the job, she finds that she not only finds a love of potions, but love for something else.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 71,618 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 8/29 - Published: 3/28/2017 - [Severus S., Hermione G.] Harry P., Ron W.
Siren Song by LFA reviews
AU SS/HG: Hermione has a secret and Albus knows she does. She abuses the time turner and comes of age early, but keeps that hidden. He lets her hide, until the end of her fifth year. Then he begins making plans for her with the help of his Arithmancy Mistress. This story contains friendship, romance and violence. I will try to post warnings of things I think might trigger people.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 61,830 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 8/29 - Published: 8/7/2018 - Hermione G., Severus S., Albus D., S. Vector
Harry Potter and Future's Past by DriftWood1965 reviews
Starts out the day after the Battle of Hogwarts. Harry and Hermione meet the Goddess of Love, and she offers to let them go back in time. Strictly Harry and Hermione. Minor - well maybe major Ginny, Ron and Dumbledore Bashing. Soul Bond - Time Travel
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 326,387 - Reviews: 7287 - Favs: 14,217 - Follows: 16,664 - Updated: 8/24 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Boy from the Eastside by turntoPaige394 reviews
His words were etched onto her skin, changing in accordance with his heart's deepest desires. He was her soulmate... but the boy from the eastside of Cokeworth, her best friend, only had eyes for someone else. Soulmate AU [PART 3 of The Ties that Bind series]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,124 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 7/28 - Published: 10/26/2018 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] Lily Evans P. - Complete
An Unexpected Malfoy by RiverWriter reviews
Once upon a time Hermione Granger literally ran into Draco Malfoy in a bookshop. His mother sees a connection between her son and the muggleborn that she can't ignore and determines to get to know the girl. An imagining of how things could have gone if Hermione had been taken under the wing of the Malfoy family.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 42 - Words: 208,036 - Reviews: 4066 - Favs: 4,219 - Follows: 6,126 - Updated: 6/7 - Published: 9/19/2017 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] [Narcissa M., Lucius M.]
Curiosities by ChickyGirl reviews
Hermione's first introduction into the magical world is by two very different men, one light, and one dark, but the one she is enamored with is the one everyone fears.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 68,953 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 525 - Updated: 5/29 - Published: 10/29/2017 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Motherless by The Lady Fair reviews
Severus Snape survived the war to keep a promise. Eighteen months later he has almost forgotten another promise he made to his adopted daughter the day she was born. When Hermione Granger is catapulted back into his life, Severus will have a mystery to solve and a chance to make sure his children don't grow up motherless. EWE/somewhat NCC, SSHG, Rated M for a handful of scenes
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 16 - Words: 48,800 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 678 - Updated: 2/25 - Published: 5/12/2018 - [Severus S., Hermione G.] Lucius M., Neville L.
Dark Veela by Kitty Perry reviews
Severus Snape lies dying in the Shrieking Shack when he sees a vision of his mother.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 61 - Words: 238,216 - Reviews: 3412 - Favs: 1,668 - Follows: 2,225 - Updated: 1/24 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Harry Potter And The Mistake Of Many by rp1284916 reviews
What if Lily had given birth to twins? What if Harry's twin sister was given all the credit for defeating the Dark Lord? A different take on the wizarding world! Harmony! Heir of Founders and Merlin! Powerful Harry!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,501 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 389 - Updated: 11/18/2018 - Published: 6/13/2018 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Sirius B., Lily Evans P.
Fate Set Right by mltrefry reviews
Time turners are dangerous devices, and awful things happen to wizards and witches who meddle with time. Or do they? An accident that leads Hermione back in time changes the course of nearly a dozen lives, her own included. Love where there was none before, hope where it was lost, trust where it had always been suspect. A young Gryffindor girl that wouldn't have existed before.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 74 - Words: 549,398 - Reviews: 1284 - Favs: 1,019 - Follows: 809 - Updated: 9/27/2018 - Published: 4/30/2018 - [Severus S., Hermione G.] Draco M., OC - Complete
Blindness by AngelaStarCat reviews
Harry Potter is not standing up in his crib when the Killing Curse strikes him, and the cursed scar has far more terrible consequences. But some souls will not be broken by horrible circumstance. Some people won't let the world drag them down. Strong men rise from such beginnings, and powerful gifts can be gained in terrible curses. (HP/HG, Scientist!Harry)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 324,281 - Reviews: 4986 - Favs: 13,024 - Follows: 13,041 - Updated: 9/25/2018 - Published: 1/1/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
YAAASSS QUEEN: Queer Eye Comes to Hogwarts by MotherofBulls reviews
The Fab Five face their greatest challenge yet: Rubeus Hagrid. He's got no closet, no bathroom, a bad recipe for rock cakes, a fifty-year-old moleskin coat, and an overgrown beard. Along the way, the Fab Five realize that Hogwarts itself seems to need their help just as much as Hagrid. YAAASSS QUEEN!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,581 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 8/7/2018 - Published: 7/19/2018 - [Rubeus H., Olympe M.] [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Epiphanies by S.M wane reviews
Feeling guilty about the injury of his best friend, Harry tries to make amends to Hermione after the fallout of Skeeter's article. They discover new insights about each other as they fall in love. His decision to join Hermione for the Easter Holidays changes everything that he knows. An alternative to GOF.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 188,752 - Reviews: 974 - Favs: 2,902 - Follows: 4,068 - Updated: 2/12/2018 - Published: 4/12/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Sirius B., Dr. Granger
Help Is Always Given To Those Who Need It by Carlos1995 reviews
Hermione Granger has to spend her summer before 5th year at Grimmauld Place. Whilst there, something awful and distressing happens to her and there is only one person who is willing to help her. The most unlikely people will become her allies and friends may become enemies. A/N: Characters will be OOC, distressing chapters will be marked. Everything belongs to J.K Rowling.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 56 - Words: 191,138 - Reviews: 966 - Favs: 936 - Follows: 1,017 - Updated: 1/6/2018 - Published: 7/22/2016 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] Sirius B., Draco M. - Complete
Escape by SingularOddities reviews
AU. A marriage law is instigated during Hermione's sixth year. Hermione considers her options and makes her choice, it just wasn't the one they were expecting. By saving herself Hermione's decisions cause ripples to run through the Order. The game has changed, those left behind need to adapt to survive. Canon up to the HBP, Dumbledore lives, Horcrux are still in play
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 62 - Words: 314,387 - Reviews: 3869 - Favs: 5,784 - Follows: 4,372 - Updated: 1/29/2017 - Published: 4/26/2016 - [Hermione G., Harry P.] Severus S., Minerva M. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Light's Shadow by Amarylle reviews
What happens when nothing is as it seems, and the Light is darker than the Dark itself? Who will Harry and Hermione turn to the moment they discover their lives were only a well-organized scheme towards world domination and absolute power? What happens when friends are really foes, and enemies turn out to be allies? Who can they trust?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,459 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 11/2/2016 - Published: 9/20/2016 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Severus S., Albus D.
Election Special by Mettespo reviews
Does anybody really think Will McAvoy would keep quiet during the 2016 presidential election campaign?
Newsroom - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,857 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/1/2016 - Published: 10/13/2016 - Will McA., MacKenzie McH., Jim H., OC - Complete
Mad Sort of Love I: Return to Wonderland by closedaccount2019 reviews
...and What Alice Found There. Alice returns to her home to tie up loose ends but realizes how much she misses Underland and Tarrant. Deciding to return Alice must not only reunite with her Mad Hatter but also Iracebeth who's thirsty for blood.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 235,785 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 9/21/2016 - Published: 12/12/2010 - [Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp] Red Queen/Iracebeth of Crims, White Queen/Mirana of Marmoreal - Complete
Magic Isn't Real by unspoken-code reviews
When Hermione is attacked in the street, she Apparates to the first place she can think of- the pool she used to go to with her family. Unfortunately, another confrontation is already taking place in the same pool... (Rated T for mild swears every once in while.) NOTE: Chapters have been edited-Sorry for the update. Just fixed a few things. Check beginning for biggest changes.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,754 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 8/21/2016 - Published: 12/13/2015 - Hermione G., Sherlock H., John W.
More Than One in a Million by shady-chalise reviews
Two war weary people meet in Paris one December afternoon. Winters/OC
Band of Brothers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 102,049 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 5/15/2016 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Richard Winters
Broken Pieces Coming Together by Guin Parris reviews
Commissioner Jim Gordon and Detective Emma Lawson have always been close. Eight years after Batman took the fall for Harvey Dent's crimes, their lives are in shambles. However, during this time, Emma and Jim grow closer. What happens when Bane seeks to destroy Gotham? Will Jim and Emma's relationship survive?
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 59,404 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 3/18/2016 - Published: 11/26/2012 - J. Gordon, OC
Society of the Vesta Accolates by mandymld reviews
Narcissa M wants to join a magical high society league, to do so she is assigned 3 labors dealing with the Hearth, Home & Family as well as an apprentice, Hermione who wants to rescue Harry & free Sirius. Lucius just wants to support his wife, Draco wants to run away from home and Dumbledore, well he just wants his headache to go away. AD/MW bashed a pinch. Summer after POA.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 149,335 - Reviews: 496 - Favs: 660 - Follows: 986 - Updated: 10/30/2015 - Published: 1/26/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] [Lucius M., Narcissa M.]
An Expensive Solitude by Luckynumber28 reviews
At 26, Edith Sink's well ordered life makes sense. Until the day Captain Richard Winters walked into her office.
Band of Brothers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 41,362 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/23/2015 - Published: 3/3/2015 - [Richard Winters, OC] Lewis Nixon, R. Sink - Complete
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 35029 - Favs: 24,935 - Follows: 18,618 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Boon for Bill by canoncansodoff reviews
Extreme measures are taken to distract Molly long enough for Bill to both neutralize a love potion and ask Harry to help make his engagement to Fleur possible. A kinder, smuttier alternative to Book Six's "An Excess of Phlegm" chapter. H/Hr, Bill/Fleur.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 218,013 - Reviews: 1593 - Favs: 3,327 - Follows: 4,409 - Updated: 12/12/2014 - Published: 1/4/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
One Wizard Too Many by KUCrow1997 reviews
Harry gets picked for the Triwizard Tournament. He does not like this. Mayhem, destruction, and HHR. OOC Harry. M for violence and frequent profanity.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 61,117 - Reviews: 1877 - Favs: 5,151 - Follows: 6,039 - Updated: 5/23/2014 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Trailbreaking by Knife Hand reviews
Angered at his unwilling selection as a TriWizard Champion, Harry and Hermione begin their own research in an attempt to take control of their own lives, with some… interesting consequences. AU fic with some extreme OOCness. Chapter 4 up
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,256 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 1,267 - Follows: 1,804 - Updated: 1/26/2014 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Wizards Suck by Ares.Granger reviews
Begins summer after fifth year. Harry is stuck at the Dursleys until a phone call changes his life. With goblins, the muggle government, and one Hermione Granger at his back Harry is ready for change and eager to leave an unjust, cruel, and stupid magical world behind. AU, summary not as good as it probably could be, H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,803 - Reviews: 636 - Favs: 3,134 - Follows: 1,298 - Updated: 11/9/2013 - Published: 10/28/2013 - [Hermione G., Harry P.] - Complete
Lily Potter's Biggest Secret by StrongHermione reviews
Following a moment of passion, Lily Potter finds herself in a difficult position. She does her best to hide it. What happens when seventeen years later, her biggest secret comes to light? A story chronicling the formation of a family. Rated M for swearing and suggestive themes. AU, EWE?, Post War, Mild OOC, Spoilers. Pairings: HG/DM HP/GW SS/OC - COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 47 - Words: 454,346 - Reviews: 1389 - Favs: 2,461 - Follows: 1,143 - Updated: 6/10/2013 - Published: 1/25/2012 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Severus S. - Complete
Agent Broom by MissScaryKitty reviews
Another agent has been added to George Smiley's team by Oliver Lacon. Though trustworthy, she may be a bit too closely connected to the investigation for comfort. Follows Film.
George Smiley series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,933 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 5/25/2012 - [G. Smiley, OC] P. Guillam, B. Haydon
Harry Potter and the RAF by Ravengrad reviews
What happens when Harry gets fed up with the wizarding world. Yes it's been done before but this is my take on it. Starts after 5th year
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 33,428 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 1,767 - Follows: 473 - Published: 7/3/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Boy and his Box by The Poet of Saffron Park reviews
The story of the Doctor and his truest companion.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 115 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/19/2012 - TARDIS
One Thing Leads To Another by GryffindorHHR1991 reviews
HHR Soul Bond- What do you get when you realise that not all red heads are as honest as they seem? Ron Ginny and Molly Bashing! Review please! Much Thanks!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 31,299 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 1,056 - Follows: 518 - Updated: 10/26/2011 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Taken Once More by Lamminator reviews
Continues about one year after the events of the movie. Once again, Bryan Mills has someone taken from him and will do anything to get her back.
Taken - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,649 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/24/2009 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Bryan M. - Complete
This Is My Undead Life by Ana the Romantic reviews
GR Fiction Ahead! Things change after being undead for three years. As a reaper, you notice people move on, and you get to stay. But staying behind with other reapers isn't so bad, right? Right? Takes place a year after the second season.
Dead Like Me - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 81,253 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/12/2008 - Published: 9/14/2007 - Complete
Love at first sight by MotleyKrew reviews
Just another Hermione Snape love story
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 29 - Published: 3/15/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Best Year by Raven2k4 reviews
Hermione undergoes a change in thinking and is determined to enjoy her last year to its fullest. Wacky Hijinks and crazyness ensue leading to a list of amusing new rules for her, friendships with Slytherins, and romance.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 48,725 - Reviews: 665 - Favs: 839 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 10/29/2006 - Published: 2/11/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
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The Beggarman's Second Chance reviews
George Smiley never really noticed Lucille Pentecost; until she joined his team and helped him find more than Karla's mole. Rated for language. Have fixed formatting issue.
George Smiley series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,383 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/14/2017 - [G. Smiley, OC] P. Guillam
Mr Brightside reviews
Ron finds out exactly where Hermione has been going... *gulp* What does he think? Rated T for insinuations and a tidbit of language... okay, and potential future chapters...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 705 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S.
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