Author has written 11 stories for Harry Potter, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Keeper of the Lost Cities, Rise of the Guardians, How to Train Your Dragon, Wings of Fire, Tui T. Sutherland, and Circle of Magic. The Lost Scythe Stories are stories about Hourglass, the demititan Son of Kronos, and the Lost Scythe Favorite Quotes "Wishes are toys your mind plays with while pirates sneak up behind." ?, Will Of the Empress. "I try not to think. It interferes with being nuts." Leo Valdez, ? "'I... Forget.' Briar said coldly. 'I have a terrible memory when it comes to secrets I don't wish to tell.'" Briar Moss(Duh!), Will Of the Empress. "You have deprived me of the snuggles! That can not be forgiven!" Keefe Sencen, ? You know that you are an Author if... After uttering a profound piece of wisdom, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow, this stuff is great for sugar highs..." You take the book you are reading EVERYWHERE. You talk to yourself a lot. You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. When you talk to yourself, you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. You argue with yourself and LOSE. You live off of sugar and caffeine. You'll check your e-mail every day for one week and then disappear off the face of the earth the next. Your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random. When replying to an e-mail, you never actually address the point of it. No matter where you are in a room, you The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome. People think you have A.D.D. You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D. You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense. You narrate your day. You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason. You burst out laughing like a maniac for no reason other than to scare the bajebees out of your friends. Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a long time ago You try to think of the name of something you're thinking of or remember something really funny and can't remember where it's from and you randomly shout out the answer to the question you asked yourself three days ago and everyone looks at you funny. And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101. (copy that into your profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions and bold the ones that apply to you) Dear bullies, See that boy doing his homework in homeroom? Last night he talked His friend out of suicide. See that girl you just called fat? She is starving herself. See that old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars? He fought for our country. See that young boy you must made fun of for always being sick? He has to walk home in the snow cause his family is too poor. Re-Post this if u r against bullying. I bet 95% of you won't. |
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