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Eros & Psyche by RZZMG reviews
Draco challenges Harry and friends to play EROS & PSYCHE, a scandalous card game with a dark, mysterious history. It's Slyth vs. Gryff, male vs. female, pride vs. desire in the ultimate game of hearts and amour! Pairings: Draco/Hermione,Blaise/Ginny,Ron/Pansy,Seamus/Lavender,Theo/Daphne,Harry/Tracey. AU 7th yr. Secrets, romance, angst, and sex await the turning of the first card...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 67 - Words: 433,623 - Reviews: 7250 - Favs: 8,229 - Follows: 10,192 - Updated: 5/14 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Apologies by beaute-ephemere reviews
A single word can change so much. It can change everything. Theomione.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 167 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/17/2018 - Hermione G., Theodore N. - Complete
Butterfly Bound by Killaurey reviews
6th year AU. Theodore/Hermione. When Harry lies dying from an unbreakable curse, Hermione is desperate to find a cure. After a summer of hell, Theodore wants nothing to do with the war. A Nott family heirloom provides the answer to both their prayers, but only if they can work together to survive the heirloom's demands. And even if they succeed, there's still a war to win...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 42,533 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 1/11/2018 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Hermione G., Theodore N.
Châtain Foncé & Nightmares by Noir Lime Canuto reviews
"Right," she conceded, feeling her cheeks burn a little again. There was another empty silence, and he was still looking back at her. "Why're you up so late?" / The waltzing account of a clumsy and pink-faced acquaintanceship.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 38,872 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 1/9/2016 - Published: 6/23/2010 - [Hermione G., Theodore N.]
A Study in Violet by Ally147 reviews
Maybe he should move to Morocco. Or Iceland. Or f*cking Grenada. Anywhere where the name Theodore Nott wouldn't incite such unmitigated terror. Hermione/Theo, Post-Hogwarts AU, EWE. Written for the 2015 HP Drizzle Fest on LJ.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,082 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 71 - Published: 10/8/2015 - [Hermione G., Theodore N.] - Complete
The Naked Man by SoftGray reviews
Draco and Theo know better than to take dating advice from Blaise. But Draco's going through a dry spell and Theo is out for some old-fashioned revenge. And this new plan works two out of three times, guaranteed. Two-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,030 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/5/2015 - Published: 5/4/2015 - Hermione G., Draco M., Theodore N. - Complete
Silly Muggle Pseudoscience by Ally147 reviews
"All very well and crazy, Professor," Theo said in a slow drawl, "but what do Granger's odd academic proclivities have to do with me?" Hermione/Theo, Hogwarts-era AU, EWE. Written for the 2014 Interhouse Fest on LJ.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,398 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 70 - Published: 12/16/2014 - [Theodore N., Hermione G.] Minerva M. - Complete
Oh, What the Hell by SunflowerHikari reviews
Hermione has a perfect life... Well, until she realizes that even her own boyfriend thinks she's a boring prude. After talking to a certain blonde Slytherin, she decides to take charge of her life and learn to live a little. Acting on an adrenaline rush, Hermione decides to start over with a brand new book and the help of her peers to help her follow her heart. Hr/Many
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,944 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 12/13/2014 - Published: 8/14/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M., Theodore N.
Ulysses by Savva reviews
Every year Theodore Nott embarks on an expedition in hope to bring home a rare tropical beauty. He finds it this time. Theodore Nott/Hermione Granger. AU, mild sexual situations, a lot of profanity and a touch of angst. Was written for HPRareFest. Huge thank you to my beta krazyredhead0317.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,405 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 32 - Published: 7/5/2014 - [Hermione G., Theodore N.] - Complete
With Added Flourish by Noir Lime Canuto reviews
Theodore Nott finds himself working alongside Hermione Granger. "I've tried to cancel our subscription about 9 times now, I think they're just sending owls to spite me." / One-shot, Fluff with a pinch of angst, waxes Poetic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,641 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/15/2014 - [Hermione G., Theodore N.]
Mirrorfold by Noir Lime Canuto reviews
Instead of Millicent Bullstrode, Hermione chooses to change into Theodore Nott. The transformation goes swimmingly until, of course, Hermione finds herself face to face with the actual Theodore Nott. Getting back out of the dungeons might not be as easy as getting in, and Blaise Zabini definitely isn't helping. / One-shot, bit fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,780 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 57 - Published: 6/14/2014 - [Hermione G., Theodore N.] Ron W., Blaise Z. - Complete
Tomorrows by Someone aka Me reviews
"He saves her life. Or, well, that's not entirely accurate. He doesn't kill her, which is sort of the same thing, in a war zone. But not really." HermioneTheo.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 853 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/22/2014 - [Hermione G., Theodore N.] - Complete
Iron Closets by RZZMG reviews
Someone once said, "The worst lies are the lies we tell ourselves. We live in denial of what we do, even what we think. We do this because we're afraid." Draco Malfoy is about to learn this lesson the hard way as his Vampire heritage awakens & he's stuck choosing between Theodore Nott & Hermione Granger. Romance triangle/Drama/Angst/Slash & Het. 2013 HP-Creatures Fest entry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,567 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 3/11/2014 - Published: 2/2/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M., Theodore N. - Complete
Still Waters Run Deep by Savva reviews
Theodore Nott, the best criminal investigator in Wizarding London is trying to solve a complicated murder case. His sudden desire for Hermione Weasley doesn't help. !Adultery! Theodore Nott/Hermione Granger. DH Epilogue complaint. Romance/Mystery
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,624 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 2/1/2014 - Published: 8/31/2011 - [Hermione G., Theodore N.] - Complete
In The End, You're All That Matters by RZZMG reviews
In the midst of the Zombie Apocalypse, three couples (Draco Malfoy/Theodore Nott, Blaise Zabini/Luna Lovegood, Pansy Parkinson/Ginny Weasley) decide to consummate their relationships before time runs out for them. Het/Slash/Femmeslash. Romance/Drama/V-Loss. 2013 Samhain-Smut Fest entry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,349 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 1/18/2014 - Published: 12/2/2013 - Draco M., Luna L., Blaise Z., Theodore N. - Complete
Some Advice by Wynterstale reviews
It suddenly dawned on her that the entrance hall of St. Mungo's at seven on a Monday morning was probably not the best place and time to ask a man she rarely ever conversed with to give her pointers on how to improve her withering sex-life.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,402 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/1/2014 - Hermione G., Theodore N. - Complete
Something Promising by RZZMG reviews
Draco Malfoy has tried for months to ignore his attraction to his best friend, Theodore Nott. Being a hermaphrodite Metamorphmagus with the ability to shape-shift between male & female, however, gives Theo a special allure that Draco simply can't resist. Het/Slash. Drama/Sweet Romance/Deflowering of both Draco & intersex!Theo. 2013 Deflower-Draco Fest entry. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,415 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 9/22/2013 - Published: 9/10/2013 - Draco M., Theodore N. - Complete
A Dedication by Bardic Jester reviews
At a Ministry party, Theodore Nott is introduced to Hermione Granger by a coworker. The two of them connect over their shared past, despite having been on opposing sides. They start a steamy love affair, that forces them to reflect on their past and present lives. Can they help each other overcome their trauma? A story filled with sex, jazz, and regrets.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,487 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/24/2013 - Published: 4/22/2012 - Hermione G., Theodore N. - Complete
This Christmas by Savva reviews
The best presents always come unwrapped. Theodore Nott/Hermione Granger romance. AU EWE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,597 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 29 - Published: 12/10/2012 - Theodore N., Hermione G. - Complete
To Die a Slow Death by crysta656 reviews
Hermione knew that she hated him, but with every breath she took, she loved him a little bit more. They were wrong together, so wrong, and for so many reasons. Will she deny her heart and be the woman that she should be or will she throw caution to the wind and experience a life so extraordinary that it's something only told of in stories? HermionexTheo
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,544 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/24/2012 - Hermione G., Theodore N. - Complete
Totentanz by Nautical Paramour reviews
Despite being a witch, something has always fascinated Hermione about the spooks and haunts of October. She isn't excepting to find love, though, this Halloween. However, one of her friends is not so happy about it and is determined that make her his - at any and all costs. Theo/Hermione, meant to be a spooky and scary Halloween love story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,170 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 10/23/2012 - Published: 10/18/2012 - [Theodore N., Hermione G.] - Complete
Checkmate by MsClotho reviews
The boys of Hogwarts have made a bet. The subject: Hermione Granger. Hermione/Nott pairing. First fic and contains smut. Reviews welcome. Enjoy, I suppose.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,206 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Hermione G., Theodore N. - Complete
Other Worlds by slasher454 reviews
Hermione and Theodore Nott are in a relationship. A series of sexy, angsty, and/or frustrating vignettes that eventually tell a story. Rated M for a reason.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,801 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 7/10/2009 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Hermione G., Theodore N. - Complete
Rendezvous by LemonStar reviews
..Theodore/Hermione.. Even if she did ask him why he constantly pulled her into the dark alcove to kiss the breath from her lungs, she knew that he wouldn't give her a response. Not even he knew the answer.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,245 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 56 - Published: 2/12/2009 - Hermione G., Theodore N. - Complete
Steam Bath by Mistymist reviews
Hermione is stressed out, Theo helps her out. Written for Karasays as a birthday treat. Warning AU smut!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,954 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 24 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Hermione G., Theodore N. - Complete
Her Dark Materials by slasher454 reviews
Hermione steals a book from Grimmauld place. A book of Dark Magic. People who play with fire seldom strike a match. Or own their own burn cream. HG/TN Rated M for a reason.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,284 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 5/19/2008 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Hermione G., Theodore N. - Complete
Theo Says by atruwriter reviews
He was known as a man of few words, but he couldn't keep quiet this time. :Theo/Hermione OneShot:
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,427 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 964 - Follows: 144 - Published: 2/17/2008 - [Hermione G., Theodore N.] - Complete
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