Loony Tuney
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Joined 06-09-07, id: 1296864
Author has written 5 stories for Harry Potter.

Name: I have a certain name.

Age: 15

Gender: Female

I hate Spiders and I love the Harry Potter Books

Would like to say hi to dumbledore-freak. Thanks for the mention :)

Pairings I like are:

Harry/Ginny: Always knew they would get together, just not so late!

Ron/Hermione: I mean no disrespect but hurry up already

James/Lily: Why not?

Remus/Tonks: Their perfect

Sirius/O.C: I mean the guy has to have a girlfriend right?

Draco/ Hermione: Occasionally a good story.

Caleb/Cornelia: Their so cute together.

Will/Matt(W.I.T.C.H) Their a great couple

Axel/Lioness: I am quite a big A.T.O.M Fan

Pairings I don't like:

Sirius/Lily: Wrong! I mean it's his best friends girl!

Sirius/Remus: Brotherly relationship

James/Sirius: ditto!

James/Remus: again ditto!

Snape/Lily: ewww!

Draco/Harry: Worst enemies!

One last thing:

Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts:

1) The Giant Squid is not an appropiate date to the Yule Ball

2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office

3) I am not allowed to take out a life insureance pollicy on Harry Potter

4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show you the pointy hat trick

5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar

6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination

7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after my lucky charms"

8) I am not allowde to start a betting pool on this years Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.

9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month"

10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand

11) I am not allowed to give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals

12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force"

13) I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work"

14) I will not you my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot

15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it

16) I will not lock the Slytherin's and Gryffindor's in a room togther and bet on which House will come out alive

17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Kinghts of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast

18) I am not allowed to declare an offical "Hug A Slytherin Day"

19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways

20) It is not nessisary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor

21) I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort

22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy

23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling

24) I will stop referring to showering as "Giving Moaning-Myrtle an eye-ful"

25) I will not make, "OMGWTF" a spell

26) It is not nessicary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate

27) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to potrol the hallways

28) I will not poke Hufflepuff's with spoons, nor shall I insist that their color's indicate that they're "covered in bee's"

29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge

30) I will not go to class skyclad

31) I will not use Umbridge's quiz to write, "Told you I was Hard Core"

32) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm

33) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers

34) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the poition is acceptable as Body Lotion

35) I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends"

36) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends"

37) I will not call the Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny, even if he is wearnig an orange anorak

38) There is no such thing as a were-thylacine

39) I will not give Luna Lovegood Coast-To-Coast AM transcripts

40) Tricking a school House Elf to strip of it's clothing does not make it mine. Yes, even when I yell out "PWND!"

41) I do not weigh the same as a Duck

42) I do not have a Dalek Patronous

43) I will not lick Trevor

44) Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labeled, "Firewhiskey"

45) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween

46) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself to seriously

47) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions

48) I am not the King of the Potato Poeple and I do not have a flying carpet

49) "To conqur the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice

50) I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God

These came from Mashes- The Slytherin Queens Profile.

You only get one chance at life, live it well!

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Our 6th And 7th Year by HP4EverLuver reviews
Lily hates James. James loves Lily. How did this unlikely pair become the famous parents of Harry James Potter? Follow them through thier 6th and 7th years as they grow up through the challenges ahead of them. Please read! I'm bad at summarys.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 65,424 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 7/16/2011 - Published: 7/5/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P.
A Year With the Marauders by Joe King reviews
Harry has to get away from it all. But where? He's the most famous wizard around. He, along with Ron, Hermione, and Ginny, visit 1976, the marauders 7th year. Snape's frienship? James's hate? Lily's love? Kicked out of Defense? What? Post DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 48,593 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 513 - Updated: 11/7/2010 - Published: 6/11/2006 - Harry P., James P.
100 Stories of James And Lily by Witblogi reviews
100 theme challenge. Each chapter is a new story revolving around James and Lily through their lives together. Finished! Thank you so much everyone!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 101 - Words: 117,403 - Reviews: 1104 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 9/6/2008 - Published: 2/19/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
He Likes Who? by Serenity Blossom reviews
Everyone enjoys a good ol parchment survey. Just be sure it doesn’t fall into the wrong hands, or in James Potter’s case, anyone’s hands. Insanity insues as the Marauders try to play matchmaker.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,524 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 6/11/2008 - Published: 8/3/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Of Destiny and Fights to the Finish by efficacious humorosity reviews
Sequel to Of Sisters and Midnight Kisses. Sirius, Starr, Lily, and James now balance fighting against Voldemort as Aurors and their growing relationships. Sirius and Starr are engaged, but with the war, who will live and who will die? SBOC and JPLE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 24,354 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/23/2007 - Published: 10/9/2007 - Sirius B. - Complete
This is the year! by sillysophielovesharry reviews
Im horrible at summaries, sorry! But i cant say its different from other FanFics,its really not,still please R&R.. LJ :D
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 6,329 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/30/2007 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Of Sisters and Midnight Kisses by efficacious humorosity reviews
Lily and James are the best of friends, so she decides to spend the summer before their seventh year at his house along with Remus, Sirius, and James' younger sister, Starr. To what lengths will Starr go to get Lily and James together? SBOC and some JPLE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 22,433 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 10/8/2007 - Published: 8/15/2007 - Sirius B. - Complete
Secret Admirer by bozzonita reviews
When Lily finally admits her feelings for James, he seems to have given up on her. Instead, she puts in an ad in the lonelyhearts column in the school’s newspaper.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 25,394 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 9/16/2007 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Friends And Foes by Just A Girl Of Hogwarts-x reviews
Imagine that Tonks attended and the Marauders attended Hogwarts at the same time. R&R please. This is a slight AU story too.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,958 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/28/2007 - Published: 8/15/2007 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
Take Me For Me by mind on sleave reviews
Katie is the newest member to what seems like everything: profesional Quidditch, Oliver's apartment, and advances from guys. Oliver, meanwhile, gets a tough lesson in dealing with people's imperfections. OWKB. R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,835 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 8/18/2007 - Published: 7/12/2006 - Katie B., Oliver W. - Complete
Toujours Hogwarts by xoxo.Ravenclaw reviews
It's the marauder's sixth year. Centers around most characters, I really can't explain it. Read the first few chapters... Anyway, it's mostly funny, but there's some romance, drama, etc... Ch. Five is up and focuses on... Slytherins!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,519 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/12/2007 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Bellatrix L., Salazar S.
Notes In Potions by just-call-me-plain-miss-vain reviews
I've decided its no longer a Oneshot. Lily passes a note to James telling him to stop looking at her and a conversation enfolds. Just a fun quick story. LilyJames, Part 6 up! Its just a reason to write fun convos :D
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,386 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 7/10/2007 - Published: 7/1/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
An Air of Perfection by My Insolence reviews
Lily Evans has always prided herself on being perfect. Well, as perfect as a Muggleborn witch can be. But why is it that every time something is almost perfect, James Potter has to go and ruin it? LJ.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,066 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/2/2007 - Published: 7/1/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P.
The LxJ Fluff collection by Araya Phantom reviews
A small collection of LJ fanfiction! Please R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 583 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/29/2007 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P.
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Notes, bets, Proposals and dates reviews
James decides to propose to Lily, will Lily say yes? Sirius and Jasmine form a bet about the proposetion, one that ends with Jasmine, if she loses, to date Sirius. Goes onto Harrys life in fifth year. Slightly AU
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 21,765 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/27/2008 - Published: 6/22/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Hanging with the Marauders reviews
April's been kicked out of her dorm by her friends so has had to take recidence in her cousin's old dorm with his friends. With Sirius and Remus she concuts a plan to get her best mate Lily Evans to go out with her cousin.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 21,073 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 11/17/2007 - Published: 10/8/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
At a Barbequeue reviews
Remus holds a barbequeue which Lily and James attend as well as Sirius and James's cousin Jasmine. Is romance in the air for Lily and James and maybe an unsuspecting couple? ONESHOT LXJ AND SXOC
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 961 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/18/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Ice Cream, Kisses and Spying reviews
Tonks loves Remus but he doesn't love her. Or so she thinks. ONESHOT!TonksXRemus, SiriusXOC
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 844 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/12/2007 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Meet the Future reviews
The Marauders,minus Peter, and The Flowers are hit by a spell,a spell that send them years into the future,where their own children are currently attending Hogwarts. JL, SO.C, HG, FO.C
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,022 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/23/2007 - Published: 6/27/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete