![]() Author has written 5 stories for Harry Potter. Name: I have a certain name. Age: 15 Gender: Female I hate Spiders and I love the Harry Potter Books Would like to say hi to dumbledore-freak. Thanks for the mention :) Pairings I like are: Harry/Ginny: Always knew they would get together, just not so late! Ron/Hermione: I mean no disrespect but hurry up already James/Lily: Why not? Remus/Tonks: Their perfect Sirius/O.C: I mean the guy has to have a girlfriend right? Draco/ Hermione: Occasionally a good story. Caleb/Cornelia: Their so cute together. Will/Matt(W.I.T.C.H) Their a great couple Axel/Lioness: I am quite a big A.T.O.M Fan Pairings I don't like: Sirius/Lily: Wrong! I mean it's his best friends girl! Sirius/Remus: Brotherly relationship James/Sirius: ditto! James/Remus: again ditto! Snape/Lily: ewww! Draco/Harry: Worst enemies! One last thing: Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts: 1) The Giant Squid is not an appropiate date to the Yule Ball 2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office 3) I am not allowed to take out a life insureance pollicy on Harry Potter 4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show you the pointy hat trick 5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar 6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination 7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after my lucky charms" 8) I am not allowde to start a betting pool on this years Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy. 9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month" 10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand 11) I am not allowed to give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals 12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force" 13) I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work" 14) I will not you my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot 15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it 16) I will not lock the Slytherin's and Gryffindor's in a room togther and bet on which House will come out alive 17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Kinghts of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast 18) I am not allowed to declare an offical "Hug A Slytherin Day" 19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways 20) It is not nessisary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor 21) I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort 22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy 23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling 24) I will stop referring to showering as "Giving Moaning-Myrtle an eye-ful" 25) I will not make, "OMGWTF" a spell 26) It is not nessicary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate 27) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to potrol the hallways 28) I will not poke Hufflepuff's with spoons, nor shall I insist that their color's indicate that they're "covered in bee's" 29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge 30) I will not go to class skyclad 31) I will not use Umbridge's quiz to write, "Told you I was Hard Core" 32) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm 33) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers 34) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the poition is acceptable as Body Lotion 35) I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends" 36) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends" 37) I will not call the Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny, even if he is wearnig an orange anorak 38) There is no such thing as a were-thylacine 39) I will not give Luna Lovegood Coast-To-Coast AM transcripts 40) Tricking a school House Elf to strip of it's clothing does not make it mine. Yes, even when I yell out "PWND!" 41) I do not weigh the same as a Duck 42) I do not have a Dalek Patronous 43) I will not lick Trevor 44) Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labeled, "Firewhiskey" 45) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween 46) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself to seriously 47) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions 48) I am not the King of the Potato Poeple and I do not have a flying carpet 49) "To conqur the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice 50) I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God These came from Mashes- The Slytherin Queens Profile. You only get one chance at life, live it well! |
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