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Joined 08-22-13, id: 5047820, Profile Updated: 08-22-13

Hey I'm Maddie!

I'm a writer, a reader, and a fantastic procrastinator (if I do say so myself!)

I love Free! Iwatobi Swim Club, Attack on Titan, Les Miserables, Newsies, Harry Potter, and a lot of other stuff.

Thanks for viewing my page uwu :)

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE… So I MUST be a whore myself. (Where did this one come from? lol Not that I think it's wrong)
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I’m QUIET if I don’t know you so I MUST be emo or anti-social.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. (o.o)
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against everything you love.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the time
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I CURSE A LOT so I MUST be a bad kid and have problems

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Silver no Udedokei by mizukiing reviews
Five girls who spent most of their lives together grew apart during junior high. By chance, they all end up attending Iwatobi high school and try to rekindle their friendship once again. But, things aren't that easy. And, it doesn't help if you have some blonde kid breathing down your neck about joining a swim team. (Don't read if you don't like OCs)
Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,971 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/20/2016 - Published: 8/20/2013 - Haruka N., Makoto T., Nagisa H., Rei R.
Argumentum Ad Ignorantiam by Lightybug reviews
Rei Ryugazaki is an accomplished university student and he is also an up and coming star on the school's track team. Everything in his life is straight forward and logical to the max. That is until one fateful encounter in the ocean that leads him to question everything from his path in life to the logical views he's had on everything his entire life. Mermaid!AU. Also on AO3.
Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 51,182 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 12/28/2013 - Published: 8/28/2013 - Rei R., Nagisa H.
Splish-Splash: A Watery Series by Cafe Lolita reviews
It's wet, it's wild. A ficlet collection to soothe your fangirly soul. Latest update: Popsicle — Tachibana Makoto.
Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 8,356 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 10/18/2013 - Published: 7/13/2013 - Nagisa H., Haruka N., Makoto T., OC
Taking Chances by Kinsler5 reviews
After being rejected, Gou turns to someone else to forget despite her brother's disapproval.
Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,805 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 9/23/2013 - Published: 8/22/2013 - Rin M., Gou M., Seijuurou M.
Stalking 101: Makoto Tachibana by louisielove reviews
Short drabbles on how to stalk your ultimate crush, Makoto Tachibana. A stalking guide for your everyday needs. lol ReaderXMakoto
Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,276 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 9/20/2013 - Published: 8/19/2013 - Makoto T.
Achilles by MissMusiclover15 reviews
Makoto walks her home. She sprains her ankle, and it's getting to be late. Makoto Tachibana X Reader. Titled Achilles for Mako-chan's fear of the dark, and a sprained ankle.
Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,866 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 9/1/2013 - Published: 8/21/2013 - Makoto T. - Complete
Coach Kou by FujiAppleQueen reviews
Rin, Haruka and crew are in second grade. Their swim coach has to leave for a few days and needs a substitute for his class. Rin's big sister Kou is chosen for the job, but can she handle her little brother and his friends? AU for age changes.
Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,513 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/30/2013 - Published: 8/17/2013 - Gou M., Rin M., Makoto T., Haruka N.
Tied together by Lavareef reviews
The unimaginable had happened to Haruka and Makoto. They had lost a bet with Nagisa and had earned themselves some prison time. They had to be handcuffed to each other for at least 48 hours. To add up on their misery they have to complete 10 challenges to earn back their freedom. They had always been close but how would they embrace the lingering feelings between them?
Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,016 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/26/2013 - Published: 8/23/2013 - Haruka N., Makoto T.
Free! Crack Story by cutespider reviews
I was bored one day and wrote this. The things that happen in this story are probably the reason why it was delayed this week.
Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 18 - Words: 6,596 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 8/3/2013 - Nagisa H., Rin M., Haruka N., Makoto T.
A pool of roses by HeyDickGrayson reviews
Makoto, Haru, Nagisa and Rei find them selves enrolled at Ouran Private Academy where they meet the Ouran host club. Will they open up to each other and finally find someone who understands them? Watch as their friendship unfolds.
Crossover - Ouran High School Host Club & Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,968 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 382 - Updated: 7/23/2013 - Published: 7/19/2013 - Haruhi F., Tamaki S., Haruka N., Makoto T.