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Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter.

Hello, my dears!

It being almost 2008, I think some New Year's Resolutions are in order.

I'll be sure to let you all know when I write some. =)

Some words of wisdom:

Don't drink a full bottle of Coca-Cola and then eat icing from a can. Your stomach will HATE you, I promise.

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~UPDATES~

Date: late Thursday night, 27th of December 2007
Mood:
disconcertingly awake
Subject:
i dunno
What's kind of too bad about me writing fanfiction is that I love it so much, but the urge to write it is either 1) not as strong as it used to be, or 2) suppressed by other things happening in my life, including but not limited to the daily demands of high school.
What DOESN'T help is the fact that I'm incredibly lazy in the first place.
On the other hand, I love to write, and I love fanfiction, so you can bet that this account isn't going to remain inactive (for any of you who have been wondering that very thing): it's just a matter of when I can squeeze fanfic-writing into my everyday life, and with first semester finals coming up, that's not going to be easy. However, marching band is OVER for the rest of the school year, so I'll have most evenings off to write, provided they've not been filled with homework.
Anyway. I'm off to go look over The Lion and the Serpent, and see what I can do in the way of shaping out the rest of the story. Because I'm awesome like that. =)

Edit: Now that it's 3:00 a.m. December 28th, and I've been up figuring out the next six chapters or so of The Lion and the Serpent, I think I'll hit myself in the face repeatedly until I fall asleep.
...And what I find funny about this is that no one would scoff if I was up this late doing something I hated, like homework.

Figures.

Date: early Monday morning, 3rd of September 2007
Mood: like I just ran into something but haven't realized it yet
Subject: high school sucks
ARGH. SCHOOL IS MY OWN PERSONAL VERSION OF HELL.
Anyway, I digress. I haven't written any stories in forever. It's almost 1 a.m., and I'm SO glad I don't have school in the morning. Also my birthday is at the end of this month... in less than four weeks I'll be 17.

Edit: HAHAHA OMG THE MOVIE LABYRINTH WITH DAVID BOWIE LOL
I don't know. wtf i'm tired.

Edit2: Still. It's a funny movie.

Date: early Saturday morning, 4th of August 2007
Mood: whee
Subject: story update
So I finished reworking The Lion and the Serpent a few days ago, and last night I finished chapter 8, so I should be able to post it soon. Other than that, just thought I'd let you all know I'm still breathing.

Edit: It's about 5:20 Saturday evening, and I just thought I'd mention that chapters six and seven have been reposted and chapter eight is on its way later tonight. I plan to have it ready by seven or so tonight, depending on whether or not I take a break for eating dinner.

Date: Saturday 28th, July 2007
Mood: blinky
Subject: 'nuther chapter
Third chapter of Lion/Serpent is up. Go read it

Author's Profile

name: Katy
date of birth: Twenty-ninth of September, Nineteen-ninety
country/state/whatever: USA
nickname: Signature F, Siggy F, Siggy
gender: female (as if that wasn't immediately apparent from my name, but whatev)
hobbies: writing, reading, drawing and watching anime, also listening to music
pets: two dogs
fav colour: dark purples, reds and blues

likes: ice cream and strawberries, listening to my music and writing, reading Harry Potter, watching anime, chocolate, Eddie Izzard, Flight of the Conchords
dislikes: syringe needles and plain razor blades
annoyed with: people who seem to hate you for no reason

Ships I like
Harry Potter
Harry/Hermione (comments: cute)
Ron/Hermione (comments: canon, but i like it anyway)
Draco/Hermione (comments: i've read some really good ones before, i've gotta love this pairing)
Draco/Ginny (comments: sooooo awesome. it's like what would happen when an irresistable force meets an immovable object? Draco/Ginny)
Remus/Tonks (comments: Ton-ton and Remsy... what more need I say? I absolutely adore this couple.)
McGonagall/Dumbledore (comments: I deal with it, but not when it's the main relationship.)
Draco/Harry (comments: absolutely love it)
Remus/Sirius (comments: aw, common, it's adorable)

Ships I HATE
Harry Potter
Harry/Cho (comments: Cho complains too much, and Harry could do SO much better.)
Harry/Ginny (comments: (ducks as rotten vegetables are thrown) Okay, let me clarify - I don't HATE this ship. I don't even have a problem with canon ships in general, but I don't know, I'm not super-fond of this one. I can deal with it, but I'd probably have to be in the right mood.)
Ron/Ginny (comments: ew. this one's just sad.)
Snape/anyone except Hermione or OC (comments: umm... I don't know. sometimes I think I just have to be in the right mood to read a Snape fic.)

Um, I really like slash. (shrugs) I dunno, I used to really hate it, but now I'm REALLY into it. I suck at writing slash fics, though, so you probably won't see that many of them posted on my account.


Fanfiction Updates/Info

Tell me the Colour of Defiance
Published: 1st of July, 2005
Last Updated: 1st of July, 2005
Status:
Complete
Category: Books/Harry Potter
Chapters:
1
Characters: Harry, Draco
Rating: PG (mild slash)
Summary: Harry and Draco are alone in the Slytherin common room on New Year’s Eve, discussing their futures as well as what would happen if they told anyone about their relationship.

The Lion and the Serpent
Published:
3rd of July, 2005
Last Updated: 4th of August, 2007
Status: In progress
Category: Books/Harry Potter
Chapters:
8
Characters: Ginny, Draco
Rating: PG-14 (Ginny temper, plus teen language/situations)
Summary: Ginny is failing Potions, and even her brother Ron can't help her this time. As usual, Snape is eager to cause a Gryffindor like herself discomfort, and assigns her a tutor that could change her life.

Of Love Potions and Locked Closets
Published:
13th of July, 2007
Last Updated: 14th of July, 2007
Status: In progress
Category:
Books/Harry Potter
Chapters:
6
Characters: Ginny, Draco, Snape (no, it's not a threesome. ew. no grody. that's grody. ew. no.)
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Ginny is sneaking around the dungeons looking for the final ingredient for her Love Potion, but gets more than she bargains for when she winds up locked in a closet with her biggest rival... and object of affection.


~PLEASE READ~

The following stories have been removed from my account on fanfiction.net:

You sent me WHERE to school!
and
Avada Kedavra! or not

Please understand that if you were a fan of either of these fics, I have nothing personal against you, I just feel that my inspiration for writing them is gone. And leaving unfinished fics that you don't intend on completing on this website, is one of my pet peeves. Also, please do NOT email me asking for copies of the fics. I do NOT email copies of my stories to random people on the internet, and I'm not about to start (especially if you try to bribe me with cookies).

Again, I apologize if this has inconvenienced anybody in any way.

Sincerely,
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For the love of God, don't read this! by Dylan S. Thompson reviews
I'm not kidding. You'll wish you hadn't. Chapter 4: Is Snape Evil? Find out inside!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,823 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/21/2007 - Published: 6/24/2005 - Hermione G., Ron W.
The Mad Things Girls do: Translated for Boys by Sarcasma reviews
This is it! Hermione Granger has written the guide that all boys should read! (with special commentary for the girls) Please read and review... oh and boys... maybe you can take a few things away from this!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,363 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/19/2007 - Published: 5/27/2005 - Hermione G., Ron W.
Parody Parade : Hansel PotSmoker by Camzella Granger-Malfoy reviews
[Parody] Point: To write an ultimately funny parody with no pairing, and randomly hilarity at any given moment. It's two parodies in one! Hansel PotSmoker and the Chamber of Victoria Secrets and Parody Parade!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,435 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/4/2006 - Published: 4/11/2005
Suspicions by pomsgirl5678 reviews
Draco and Hermione date but break up. They both think the other one did the breaking up. Then they are forced to live together as an new assignment that all 7th year students have to do for one semester. Their love sparks again and secrets are revealed.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,854 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/27/2006 - Published: 5/25/2005
Sometimes by Sacred Dust reviews
One reader, one inventor. They depend on these talents to keep themselves, and hope, alive. But what if that weren't enough? Could they come to rely on each other, even more than each other's roles? Oneshot. VioletKlaus. You know what that means.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,993 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/7/2006 - Violet B., Klaus B. - Complete
Broom Cupboard by Sisshi reviews
One Malfoy, one Weasly, one locked and soundproofed cupboard, loads of trouble.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,639 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/16/2005 - Published: 7/20/2005 - Ginny W., Draco M.
Die, Pudding, Die! by SugarHi Marauders reviews
What happens when James puts a spell on Sirius? A morning filled with one phobic kid, one sugarhigh kid, four just plain crazy kids and of course, evil pudding. This is a oneshot. If your looking for a good laugh, I suggest you read this. Read and REVIEW!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,748 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/30/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Photo Booth Fun by bellairestrella reviews
Slightly AU Draco contemplates while Ginny goes wild taking pictures, and realizes that maybe, maybe, being in photo booths taking pictures like a nut isn't so bad after all.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,625 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/27/2005 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Males can drive you crazy or to death by Losingmymindnotmyheart reviews
Dumping Ron. Trying to move on. Being driven insane, by this Godforsaken game. Finding friends, and a maybe a not pass on to the heavens above. Hermione granger got mixed up in the damned game of love. Rated R: violence language, and future sex.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,577 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 4/16/2005 - Published: 8/17/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Truth and Fairy Tales by Emmylou reviews
Fred does something nice for six year old Ron.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,578 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/14/2004 - Ron W., George W.
The Romance Section by XxRakellyxX reviews
[COMPLETED]Ginny gets a job at Draco’s magazine. What happens when two rivals start having feeling for one another and one makes a mistake that could tear everything they have apart. CHAPTER 16 FINALLY NOW UP!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 63,655 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/25/2004 - Published: 6/30/2004 - Draco M., Ginny W.
To Snog, or not to Snog? by SnogginGodess reviews
Ron is trying to get Hermoine's attention, but has no clue how to. So, he decides to take Fred and George's advice, which is never a good thing...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,746 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/23/2003 - Published: 7/3/2003 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Pointlessly Random And Unrelated Title by cyropi reviews
Pointless And Unrelated Summary That Begs You To Review Simply Because Of The Delicious And Humorous HermioneDraco Goodness Inside. (DHr Parody)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,192 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 29 - Published: 10/3/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Prince Snog Me and Princess Piss Off by Rose Rose Red reviews
I, Robin Blaisyer, am a 16 year old with issues. I'm not famous and nobody is trying to kill me, yet with a certain Perverted Bastard, Draco Malfoy, my life is torture. Why is it torture? You'll see, my friends...You'll see.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 32,862 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/13/2003 - Published: 2/15/2003 - Draco M. - Complete
Intoxicating by GNess reviews
Draco is severely drunk; Hermione is not...but will that stop her from doing something so very un-Hermione?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,387 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/12/2002 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Lost Episode of Bear in the Big Blue House by Hillside Dancing On reviews
This is a twisted, nasty episode. But I want to make little kids cry. Enjoy the nastyness of Bear at his worst!
Bear In The Big Blue House - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 426 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/29/2002
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The Lion and the Serpent reviews
Ginny is failing Potions, and even her brother Ron can't help her this time. As usual, Snape is more than eager to cause a Gryffindor like herself misery, and assigns her a tutor that could change her life: GWxDM Rated PG14. Ch 8 is up, Ch 9 coming soon.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,328 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/4/2007 - Published: 7/3/2005 - Ginny W., Draco M.
Of Love Potions and Locked Closets reviews
Ginny is sneaking around the dungeons looking for the final ingredient for her Love Potion, but gets more than she bargains for when she winds up locked in a closet with her biggest rival... and object of affection. GWxDM, now complete
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,206 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/13/2007 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
Tell me the Colour of Defiance reviews
Harry and Draco are alone in the Slytherin common room on New Year’s Eve, discussing their futures as well as what would happen if they told anyone about their relationship. Rated PG for mild HPDM slash. ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 759 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/1/2005 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete