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Joined 07-15-08, id: 1635517, Profile Updated: 09-18-09

GENDER: female

LIVES IN: Tennessee but im originally from canada

AGE: Too young to watch the shit i do and to old to do the stuff i do

Invader Zim Questionare: 20 Q's (Paste this into your profile if you are an IZ Fan)

1. If you could hang out anywhere, where would it be?

My Answer: In Zim's base, helping him in one of his crazy plans to take over the world.

2. Which IZ Character Would You Date?

My Answer: zim, hes pretty hot for an alien :P

3. Which IZ Character Is Your Best Friend?

My Answer: GIR. He is hilarious.

4. Which IZ Character Do You Hate?

My Answer: moofy!! god we should all gang up and kill her and her damn cookies

5. Your Favorite IZ Episode?

My Answer: "Backseat Drivers from Beyond the Stars". There are many funny, quotable, WTF moments there.

6. Your Favorite IZ Character?

My Answer: i like the tallest their really stupid but damn funny.

7. Favorite Almighty Tallest?

My Answer: Purple. He's the stupider of the two, which makes him funnier.

8. Zim walks up to you, what do you do?

My Answer: GLOMP

9. You just got 2 tickets to go see a concert, who do you take with you?

My Answer: GIR. He's more likely than not to go out of control and cause chaos, which would be quite enjoyable to watch.

10. You accidently got stranded on a deserted island...who got stranded with you?

My Answer: Again, I'd have to pick GIR. He's probably got either a boat or the materials to build one in his head, next to the beehive and the cupcake.

11. Zim asked you to help him repopulate Irk...what is your answer to this disturbing question?

My Answer: HELL YES HAVE MY BABIES!!

12. Favorite IZ Pairing?

My Answer: ZAGR. Zim and Gaz have a lot in common. They both hate humanity in general and Dib in particular, for example.

13. You and the Tallest are on the Massive...?? (I don't know where this question was going!)

My Answer: I'd distract them with doughnuts so that I could try out their chairs to see how comfortable they are.

14. If you could spend your Friday Nights doing something, what would it be?

My Answer: Watching movies with GIR or using some of Zim's inventions to have some chaotic fun in town.

15. Favorite IZ Quote?

My Answer: "Go home and shave your big head of smell with your bad self!"-Zim in "Backseat Drivers from Beyond the Stars".

16. Favorite Zim Moment?

My Answer: when he discovered there was bacon in the soap and when he found bees in GIR

17. Favorite Dib Moment?

My Answer: .when he freaks out in class after explaining why zim is an alien

18. Favorite Tallest Moment?

My Answer: pretty muxh the whole episode of backseat drivers from beyond the stars.

19. Favorite GIR Moment?

My Answer: In "Backseat Drivers from Beyond the Stars" when he pops out of the turkey in Zim's lab and shouts "I was the turkey all along!"

20. Favorite Random Moment?

My Answer: Anytime the Scary Chihuahua shows up.

If you hate stereotypes and think ppl should just shut up and stop POST THIS. Pick the stereotype that fits you and highlight:

I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm INTELLIGENT, so I MUST be weak.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I am QUIET and POLITE, so I MUST be a pushover.

I use GOOD GRAMMAR, so I MUST be a snob.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I'm LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm WHITE, so I MUST be a racist.

I'm good with COMPUTERS, so I MUST be a nerd/geek.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenience store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.

I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST have a big DICK.

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I MUST be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I think STRING ORCHESTRA is better than band, therefore I MUST be an out-of-date geek.

I like to READ, so I MUST do nothing except read.

I don't think VEGETARIANISM makes much sense, so I MUST think all vegetarians are hippies.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I don't like YAOI/YURI so I MUST be a homophobe

I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly... or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich.

I have ASPERGER SYNDROME so I MUST be a reclusive weirdo

I'm an OG so I must be Mexican.

I'm CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST hate gay people.

I am a CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST go to church every Sunday.

I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.

I SPOT AND CORRECT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard

If you hate stereotypes and think people should just shut up and stop, POST THIS

FAVORITE QUOTES:

Invader Zim

"Obey the fist!"-Zim to some random classmate, Episode: 'Career Day'

"Go home and shave your big head of smell with your bad self!" "...Okay, there are all kinds of things wrong with what you just said."-Zim and Dib, Episode: 'Backseat Drivers from Beyond the Stars'

"I was the turkey all along!" "...I was wondering what that turkey was doing there."-GIR and Zim, Episode: 'Backseat Drivers from Beyond the Stars'

"Invader's blood marches through my veins like radioactive rubber pants! Do not deny my veins!"-Zim to the Tallest, Episode: 'The Nightmare Begins'

"I love you cold unfeeling robot arm!"-Zim in a flashback, Episode: 'Parent Teacher Night'

"All you ever talk about is aliens, and ghosts, and seeing Bigfoot in your garage." "...He was using the belt sander."-The Letter M and Dib, Episode: 'The Nightmare Begins'

"Your head smells like a puppy!"-GIR to Dib, Episode: 'Tak: the Hideous New Girl'

"Why is your head so big? Why is your head so BIG?!"-GIR to Dib, Episode: 'Door to Door'

"Weren't you banished to Foodcourtia?" "Oh, I quit when I heard about this." "You quit being banished?"-Tallest Purple and Zim, Episode: 'The Nightmare Begins'

"The Earth is safe! I did it, GIR - now let's go destroy it!"-Zim, Episode: 'Planet Jackers'

"Why was there bacon in the soap?!" "I made it myself!"-Zim and GIR, Episode: 'Rise of the Zit Boy'

"I was once a man." "But you're a woman."-Rat person and Dib, Episode: 'Game Slave 2'

"But one day, you’ll be sitting in your house feeling all safe and secure, and then you’ll look over and I’ll be there… doing stuff!"-Dib to Zim, Episode: 'Rise of the Zitboy'

"GIR! I've been captured!" "YAY!" "No, that's bad, GIR." "YAY!"-Zim and GIR, Episode: 'Attack of the Saucer Morons"

"Get your filthy alien meat out of the cockpit!"-Tak's ship to Dib, Episode: 'Backseat Drivers from Beyond the Stars'

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Team Fortress 2 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,989 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Sniper, Spy
Admiral of My Ass by Burningbridges reviews
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Superjail! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,440 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/30/2010 - Published: 1/24/2009
The Price of Salvation by dmnq8 reviews
Sometimes the only way to win is to surrender. Yaoi, NaruSasu, Lemon. Dominant, slightly dark Naruto. Disclaimer in my profile.
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About Rain by Mizuni-no-neko reviews
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