![]() Author has written 7 stories for Avatar: Last Airbender, Yu-Gi-Oh, and Naruto. (I love those _ it's like WHAMMO! Fear the might of the giant gray bar!) (Names have been changed to protect the innocent) Hello there, and welcome to my page, you mangy cretin. Enjoy!! But don't worry, my bark's worse than my bite. So feel free to approach, I won't bite. I may however break out into bouts of maniacal laughter. On occasion. You have been warned. Remember the last time I updated? Neither do I!! XD Alright. Let's get a few things straight. I obviously don't look like a middle aged Jappanese male (those of you who said I do, prepare to have the springs in your couch removed. HAH try watching t.v. now, bums) so clearly, I do not own yugioh. And variations on the above apply to all other animes. Favortite books: The Catcher in the Rye, If I told you I Loved You, I Would Have to Kill You, The DaVinci Code Favorite Authors: Beverly Cleary, J. D. Salinger, Pearl S. Buck, Joy Kagawa Things That Peeve My Pet: Nagging, brussel sprouts, morons that think they know what they're talking about, people who walk too slow RIGHT in front of you, cutting off other people on the freeway, How 'bout some quotes: 1. Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence. 2. History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives. 3. No, Groucho is not my real name. I am breaking it in for a friend. -Groucho Marx 4. I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception. -Groucho Marx 5. I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. -Groucho Marx 6. The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech. 7.If you ever become a mother, can I have one of the puppies? 8. Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself. -Mark Twain 9. I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no fucking way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why isn't notebook paper constantly suffocating students while they take notes in class? I'll tell you why: because paper can't beat anybody; a rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/paper/scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to beat me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, "Oh shit, I'm sorry. I thought paper would protect you, you asshole!"-- wish I knew who! |
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