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Joined 05-14-07, id: 1278235, Profile Updated: 04-17-14

I'm just here for some grinding homoerotic shit, but when I find my confidence in writing (and when I acquire myself an awesome beta,) maybe one day I'll make a fanfic about grinding homoerotic shit too.


I'm from the Philippines, so I'm probably going to make grammatical mistakes in this bio or in any of my reviews. Although that doesn't mean I'm proud of these said mistakes.

What do I love? Well, I'm the type who can get easily influenced by anything cool. So whatever fandom you're into, I might totally be in it too!

I still like CARTOONS even at such age (21, hey that's not too old for anything cute and fun, is it?)

Esp: Adventure Time, South Park, The Simpsons, Ed Edd n' Eddy, Earth Mightiest Avengers, Phineas and Ferb, Regular Show. I like anything that contains adult innuendos despite being labelled as a kid's show.

Was pretty into ANIME, but I grew out of it. I still like watching 'em from time to time, but I don't get all sparkling CRAAAY desu for it anymore...

But here is a list of some animes that I like/d: Hetalia Axis Powers, Yuru Yuri, Lucky Star, Death Note, Attack On Titan, Panty and Stockings, Honey and Clover, anything Yuri-themed, actually.

I'm in the BANDOM fandom too. (I only read KELLIC (Kellin x Vic) fanfics, though. 'Kellic-Under-The-Vic's' fanfics on tumblr are my stress reliever.)

I like: Pierce the Veil, Sleeping with Sirens, All Time Low, Of Mice and Men, Bring Me The Horizon, Asking Alexandria, Avenged Sevenfold, Korn, System of A Down, Rage Against The Machine, Panic At The Disco, Fall Out Boy, The Pretty Reckless, some Filipino bands that you might not have heard of... and etc.

There are particular YOUTUBERS that I like. Obsessed with Cryaotic, yes. I find Pewdiepie hilarious, got a problem with that haters? And yeaaah... Jontron is my new favorite person, and if God only granted me an ounce his humor, he'd be my spirit animal too! That big, funny, sexy clunk of geek.

And of course, OF COURSE, how could I forget my overwhelming obsession with TV SHOWS AND MOVIES. SUPERWHOLOCK, nerds. Scratch that... I meant, SUPERHANNIPOTTERVENGERSWHOBBITLOCK = Supernatural, Hannibal, Harry Potter, Avengers, Doctor Who, The Hobbit, and Sherlock! Fuck these fandoms, they robbed me of my happiness and morphed me into a heap of broken, miserable, unidentified form with a lot of feels. (Psst, Moffat and Gattis the spawn of all existing hatred and pain in the universe.) And don't even get me started with GAME OF THRONES. No. Just... FUCK YOU!


So yeah, that's all I could share for now. It would be fucking awesome if you could, yanno, talk to me and share interests with me also.

You could PM me here!

Or follow me on Twitter: @shitssnei (Of course I follow back, you think I'm allowed to be a snob to my followers when I only have hundreds of 'em?)

Tumblr, sweet dudes: sickmunfreud.tumblr.com

'K, Buh-bye.

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Blissfully Ill by TheOneThatAbsconded reviews
It seems a strange illness is infecting everyone in Happy Tree Valley. And while Flaky seems immune to the illness, she's definitetly suffering the same effects. But is this a simple cold that they're dealing with?
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 79,171 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 4/5/2016 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Flippy, Flaky - Complete
Iceland's Fridge by Pierrot Of Words reviews
Iceland is a little TOO close to his fridge? FridgexIcelandxFridge action. Food involved. Yes, I'm serious, porn of Iceland and a refrigerator.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,282 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 581 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Iceland, Sweden - Complete
Colours by Kitty29 reviews
Matthew Williams thinks he is the only different person in his school, until he meets the self proclaimed most awesome man on earth...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 190,011 - Reviews: 1539 - Favs: 877 - Follows: 849 - Updated: 5/24/2012 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Canada, Prussia
Hola! I'll Write Letters, Too! by Spanano reviews
Spain, thanks to some pressuring from his familia and out of pure boredom, decided to give this letter buisness a shot!EnvĂ­e sus cartas! OC Nations, capitals, protectorates etc are welcome! NO FANMAIL PLEASE! It drives me muy loco!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1687 - Words: 263,736 - Reviews: 1795 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 3/28/2012 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Spain
Old Spice by LiveEatBreatheRepeat reviews
YouTube is the birth place of many Internet memes...Today, we look upon the amazing Old Spice commercial...Rated T just in case.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 2,069 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 1/23/2012 - Published: 5/7/2011
Oh God, Get Me Out! by Triangular Prism reviews
Okay, so, an Englishman, a Japanese, a Prussian, a Russian, and an Italian all walk into an elevator…
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,351 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 769 - Follows: 751 - Updated: 9/18/2011 - Published: 9/22/2010 - England/Britain, Prussia
Mutual Hate Buddies by The Fairy Cake reviews
They hate each other. Passionately. But if escaping this town means running away together, then so be it. Human AU, eventual France/fem!England, and some minor pairings. Warnings within.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,380 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/26/2011 - Published: 7/23/2011 - England/Britain, France
Angels, Demons, Asians and Zombies by BananaNutCrunch reviews
An angel and a demon take an impromptu vacation that's long overdue. They haven't told anyone about it, so they're assumed dead. They'll wish they were, though, because what with this neglecting of duties, things on Earth will quickly be going to hell...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 64,977 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 8/21/2011 - Published: 3/30/2011 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Closets and Teacakes by Moyashi.beansprout reviews
Because sometimes all that is required to get a couple of people together is a closet, a couple of tea-cakes, and a massage. FRUK. Please review. WRITTEN BY MIZUHARA, VOTE FOR MIZUHARA ON THE POLL!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,107 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/22/2011 - France, England/Britain
Defiance by NSSP.SaruWatari reviews
Seychelles is forced out of her islands and feels the full pain of being a british colony . She is forced to play by his rules, live in his house, and "like" his food. Not being one to lay back and take crap, Seychelles finds herself in a world of hurt.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,150 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 6/22/2011 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Seychelles, England/Britain
You and I will Fall in Love by Shatterdoll reviews
Much to America's horror, Russia decides that the two of them are going to fall in love. And the more he fights it the stronger Russia's determination is to woo him, even if it means taking drastic measures... RussiaxAmerica, M for future chapters.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 197,425 - Reviews: 4385 - Favs: 2,125 - Follows: 997 - Updated: 6/15/2011 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Russia, America - Complete
FRANCIS BONNEFOIS: User Guide and Manual by 0ptimuspenguin reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You've just purchased a FRANCIS BONNEFOIS unit! In order to ensure your personal safety and mental health, we have provided this manual...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,086 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 32 - Published: 3/26/2011 - France - Complete
Correspondence by crackberries reviews
For a change, Canada visits Prussia, and for a change, everyone notices him. Unfortunately, 'vacation' and 'relaxation' have never gone hand in hand
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 62,001 - Reviews: 654 - Favs: 799 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 2/18/2011 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Dear Diary by ai-08 reviews
Alfred F. Jones isn't gay. Just read his diary; you'll see. AU, Alfred/Ivan among others. RE-UPLOADED AND COMPLETE :
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 55,132 - Reviews: 944 - Favs: 1,036 - Follows: 337 - Updated: 12/24/2010 - Published: 1/13/2010 - America, Russia - Complete
It's Bloody Early Evening! by PrussianAwesomeness reviews
About three things I was absolutely positive. First, Francis was a vampire. Second, there was a part of him that wanted me. Third, there was a part of me that wanted him. Fourth - coming out to my father was going to be difficult. FrUK AU Twilight parody
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 87,265 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 11/28/2010 - Published: 8/16/2010 - England/Britain, France - Complete
A Note For Your Love by Lucky-Angel135 reviews
Francis stepped onto the welcome mat, heard the small crinkle of paper, and bent down to peel off another post-it. 'Wipe your feet, there's mud everywhere outside.' It felt like he never left. FrUK, angst, twoshot, HAPPY B-DAY ANGEL '10
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,536 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 628 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 10/19/2010 - Published: 6/21/2010 - France, England/Britain - Complete
Save the Drama for the Stage by crimson-obsidian-rose reviews
Arthur is a young screenplay writer and director who wants to make a name for himself, but will that be possible with a flirt like Francis Bonnefoy as his star? FrUK, and a whole slew of characters in roles you've never seen them play!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,951 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 4/1/2010 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Hetalia High by WOKgeotobi reviews
Hetalia high school. England's been acting wierd, Japan's in love, Russia's found a new 'toy' and france is still... well... France. What happens when everyones stuck in the same school together.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,891 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 5/11/2010 - Published: 3/11/2009
Divine Intervention by comptine reviews
AU. Francis was looking for a sign, something that would show him that there was some light at the end of the miserable tunnel that was his life. An Englishman claiming he was an angel was not what he was expecting. FrUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,435 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 533 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 12/17/2009 - Published: 10/29/2009 - France, England/Britain - Complete
On The Bound by tatterdemalion reviews
AU. It's not often one gets a call from their brother, asking for help with a seventy million dollar heist. At least, not where Matthew Williams comes from. Especially not a heist where you have to seduce a very rich Frenchman. Eventual Matthew/Francis.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 112,350 - Reviews: 781 - Favs: 889 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Canada, France - Complete
Kyle in Chains by DanniDinmont reviews
Kyle has a problem, and it seems that there's only one solution to it. Slash, Kyle/Cartman.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 185,687 - Reviews: 1124 - Favs: 953 - Follows: 446 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman
Cacophony by iTrippedandfellforyou reviews
AU. Being alone with Gilbert in a humid car while the albino... made noises of a sexual nature every time innocent townspeople passed by, somehow, wasn't high on Elizaveta's to do list. Why did the guy have to have such a weird sense of humor anyway?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,474 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Hungary, Prussia - Complete
The Chesapeake Campaign by Novelist Pup reviews
AU: Francis could most likely seduce anybody, and that is the truth. In fact, he has a record of successful seduction attempts--just, not in this uptight university. :France/United Kingdoms/America Russia/Lithuania
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,951 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 69 - Published: 5/4/2009 - France, England/Britain