![]() IF YOU ARE A TRUE FAN OF ROBIN HOOD BBC, THAN YOU KNOW IT'S WRONG WHEN: - Anyone is a vampire. Vampires are immortal, and none of the members of Robin's gang are. - Anyone is a pirate. They are outlaws of the ground. Not the sea. - They do not go to any sort of schooling. Ever. THEY BE TO COOL FO' SCHOOL. Okay? - It takes place anywhere outside of England, or anywhere the Crusades did not occur. Like Austrailia, or America, or Pluto. It does not fit. - Marian is somehow NOT mortal. - These men did not live in the rock music era. THEY PLAYED LUTES FOR MUCH'S SAKE. They never had a rock band. And they never ever will. So, remember kiddies. AU IS ALL IN GOOD FUN, BUT NO ONE CARES ABOUT VAMPIRE PIRATE OUTLAWS. |