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Joined 07-17-08, id: 1638427, Profile Updated: 07-17-08

IF YOU ARE A TRUE FAN OF ROBIN HOOD BBC, THAN YOU KNOW IT'S WRONG WHEN:

- Anyone is a vampire. Vampires are immortal, and none of the members of Robin's gang are.

- Anyone is a pirate. They are outlaws of the ground. Not the sea.

- They do not go to any sort of schooling. Ever. THEY BE TO COOL FO' SCHOOL. Okay?

- It takes place anywhere outside of England, or anywhere the Crusades did not occur. Like Austrailia, or America, or Pluto. It does not fit.

- Marian is somehow NOT mortal.

- These men did not live in the rock music era. THEY PLAYED LUTES FOR MUCH'S SAKE. They never had a rock band. And they never ever will.

So, remember kiddies.

AU IS ALL IN GOOD FUN, BUT NO ONE CARES ABOUT VAMPIRE PIRATE OUTLAWS.