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If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this on your profile.

92 percent of American teenagers would die if American Eagle told them it was uncool to breathe. If you are one of the 8 who would stand there and laugh, copy this into your profile.(Well I wouldn't be laughing but I would still be alive)

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could have clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you cried or almost did during/after reading Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, copy this to your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.(gosh, I love it!)

If you love walking around in the pouring rain without an umbrella, copy this to your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this into your profile(said word was 'jump'. I know, I'm ashamed...)

If Fanfiction is your way of escaping reality and the rest of the boring people in the world and truly "unleashing your imagination" then paste this in your profile and add your name: Emerald Princess 14, StardustFromThePlanetGallifrey, NarnianLady, KingdomHeartsNerd, Lady Alice101, Lmb111514, Alis.in.wonderland1

If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a crush on a book character copy this to your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.(my friends and family think I am weird for this one)

If you are wondering what it would be like to have wings, copy and paste this into your profile!

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People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you took the time to read all of these (and you usually do), copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever answered a question with a really obvious answer copy and paste this on your profile!

If you repeatedly read page 2O3 in THE BATTLE OF THE LABYRINTH(Where Percy and Annabeth kiss), Copy and paste this in your profile.

If you cried or almost cried, when you finished THE LAST OLYMPIAN(No! Why did it have to end! Percabeth just officially got together and then it jumps to a new series where Percy is missing and there is no statement of how their relationship was after they officially got together!!!!(but I still loved the book)), copy and paste this in your profile.

If you dream of going to camp Half-Blood, copy and paste this in your profile.

WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff.

If shopping in the mall makes you ill and you think it's a waste of time, copy/paste this on your page.(unless it's for books of course).

If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile(my mom does this too, especially with football).

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile(Haha!).

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile(Way too many times to count and each time someone either says 'it's the first sign of craziness', 'You're weird you know that, right?", or 'Who are you talking to?')

If you are a Christian, copy and paste this into your profile.

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Being mature is overrated.

Being weird is like being normal, only better.

I see regular people!

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.

Anyone can reach the stars. If you can't reach them, catch one that falls.

Smile... it confuses people.

Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed, I'm not a can!

Don't yawn in the shower. You might drown. -Bill Cosby

There's a ME in AWESOME but there's also a WE.

Slinky Escalator = Endless fun

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up.

Palm Reader: -gasp- "You're going to die. But don't worry, you'll live through it."

Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it...

I call you squishy and you shall be mine. You will be my squishy! -Dory from Finding Nemo

I can resist anything but temptation.

The best place to hide is in plain sight.

Guys aren't worth your tears.

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to.

You laugh at me because I'm insane, I laugh cause you just figured it out.

To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world. If you agree copy and paste this on your profile.

I like you. When I rule the world, your death shall be quick and painless.

If I asked for your opinion, I'd take the tape off your mouth.

Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary.

"Shut up voices or I'll poke you with a fork."

Do I have to spell it out for you or scream it in your face?!

So what if we act like immature idiots? We're having fun.

“The most beautiful people we have known are those who have known defeat, known suffering, known struggle, known loss, and have found their way out of the depths. These persons have an appreciation, a sensitivity, and an understanding of life that fills them with compassion, gentleness, and a deep loving concern. Beautiful people do not just happen.” ― Elisabeth Kübler-Ross

“That's always seemed so ridiculous to me, that people want to be around someone because they're pretty. It's like picking your breakfast cereals based on color instead of taste.” ― John Green

“What you do, the way you think, makes you beautiful.” ― Scott Westerfeld

“All little girls should be told they are pretty, even if they aren't.” ― Marilyn Monroe

“Sometimes people are beautiful. Not in looks. Not in what they say. Just in what they are.” ― Markus Zusak

"Beauty... when you look into a woman's eyes and see what is in her heart." Nate Dircks

"Inner beauty, too, needs occasionally to be told it is beautiful." - Robert Brault

"A heart is a fragile thing. That's why we protect them so vigorously, give them away so rarely, and why it means so much when we do. Some hearts are more fragile than others. Purer, somehow. Like crystal in a world of glass, even the way they shatter is beautiful." Narrator from 'Everwood'

"Love is so strange for everyone ... how the least person you expect to love ... you love ... how your enemy becomes your true love ... how your true love might be someone you meet on the streets or some one you know your how life and never expected to love them .. everyone wants to be love ... but some people never become love ... everyone wants prince charming ... but prince charming only exists in fairy tales and when there is a happy ending the story is not really over but beginning." - MsCrazy267(youtube account name)

When the house lights dimmed

and the concert was about to begin,

the mother returned to her seat and

discovered that the child was missing.

Suddenly, the curtains parted and spotlights

focused on the impressive Steinway on stage.

In horror, the mother saw her little

boy sitting at the keyboard, innocently picking out

"Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star."

At that moment, the great piano master made his entrance,

quickly moved to the piano, and whispered in the boy's ear,

"Don't quit. Keep playing"

Then, leaning over, Paderewski reached

down with his left hand and began filling

in a bass part. Soon his right arm reached

around to the other side of the child,

and he added a running obbligato.

Together, the old master and the young novice

transformed what could have been a frightening situation

into a wonderfully creative experience.

The audience was so mesmerized that they couldn't

recall what else the great master played.

only the classic,

"Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star."

Perhaps that's the way it is with God.

What we can accomplish on

our own is hardly noteworthy.

We try our best, but the results aren't always

graceful flowing music. However, with the

hand of the Master, our life's

work can be beautiful.

The nexttime you set out to accomplish great feats,

listen carefully. You may hear the voice of the

Master, whispering in your ear,

"Don't quit. Keep playing."

May you feel His arms around you and

know that His hands are there, helping you

turn your feeble attempts into true masterpieces.

Remember, God doesn't seem to

call the equipped, rather, He equips the 'called.'

Life is more accurately measure by the lives you touch

than by the things you acquire.

So touch someone by passing this little message along.

May God bless you and be with you always

Percy Jackson Survey(A/N: made this myself so it's one of a kind unless you choose to use it as well)

Gods

Favorites

Favorite Goddess?
Athena Hestia and Artemis are tied
Favorite God?
Poseidon, he's awesome!
Favorite Olympian couple?
Pothena(Poseidon/Athena) but only if Percabeth isn't in that story.
Least Favorite Olympian couple?
Aphrodite and Ares, I'm a Hephastodite(Aphrodite/Hephaestus).
Least Favorite Goddess?
hmmmm. I once choose Hera as that, but she has now become one of my favorite goddesses so I'm going to have to choose Persephone for being so horrible to Nico.
Least Favorite God?
Oh, hard one but I think I'm going to choose Ares, he's mean and rude though you see his funny and caring side when he's Mars.

This or that:

Hephaestus or Ares?
Hephaestus of course!!! One of my favorite gods.
Apollo or Artemis?
Artemis though I do like Apollo.
Demeter or Persephone?
Hard but I think I'm going to have to go with Demeter, Persephone did turn Nico into a dandelion three times then again Hades did cheat on her but she doesn't need to take it out on Nico.
Zeus, Poseidon, or Hades?
Poseidon, though Hades is close in second.
Hera or Dionysus?
Looking at the Percy Jackson series only, I think it would be Dionysus because I think he really does care about the campers, he just hates that he's on probation and is forced to be there.
Hermes or Apollo?
Really hard choice but I think I'm going have to chose Hermes because he and his children are just that awesome.
Athena or Aphrodite?
Athena.

Books
Favorites

Most favorite Percy Jackson and the Olympians book?
hard choice but I'm going to have to go with Titan's Curse or The Last Olympian
Least favorite?
Sea of Monsters (even though Thalia came back!)
Favorite Heroes of Olympus book?
House of Hades, I love the Percabethness
Least Favorite?
None, I can't choose, love them all
Favorite demi-god files story?
It has been a long time since I read them but I like the one with Thalia, Luke, and Hal
Least favorite?
Don't remember which one

This or That:

Lightning Thief or Titan's Curse?
Titan's Curse though Lightning Thief is a close second.
Sea of Monsters or Son of Neptune?
Son of Neptune though I did love Sea of Monsters a lot.
Battle of the Labyrinth or Last Olympian?
Last Olympian; camp changed for the better, the war was over, and Percy and Annabeth got together!
Lost Hero or Demi-god files?
Oh, really hard choice but I'm going to have to go with The Lost Hero, we got to meet Piper, Leo, Jason, and don't forget Butch! Son of Iris

Demi-gods
Favorites(Greek and Roman)

Favorite demigod?
Percy Jackson of course!
Least?
hm...oh! Definitely Octavian, legacy of Apollo, I hate him and I never hate people!
Favorite child of Hades/Pluto?
Nico
Least?
Hazel, even though I love her
Favorite child of Aphrodite/Venus?
Piper and Silena are tied.
Least?
Drew of course, she's really rude, cruel, and selfish!
Favorite child of Apollo?
Will; he's great.
Least?
Octavian, even though he's a legacy he's still one. I mean he's cruel, selfish, idiotic, egotistic, evil, undermining, and a glory-hogging jerk!
Favorite child of Poseidon/Neptune?
Percy!
Least?
Phineas
Favorite minor god demi-god?
Ethan
Least?
Clovis
Favorite child of Hermes/Mercury?
Stoll Bros
Least?
Idk
Favorite child of Zeus/Jupiter?
Thalia
Least?
Heracules
Favorite child of Athena/Minerva?
Annabeth
Least?
Idk
Favorite child of Dionysus/Bacchus?
Dakota
Least?
Idk
Favorite child of Demeter/Ceres?
Katie
Least?
Idk
Favorite child of Ares/Mars?
Clarisse
Least?
Any other Ares camper

This or That

Percy or Annabeth?
Percy
Thalia or Jason?
Thalia
Nico or Hazel?
Nico
Will or Michael?
Will
Clarisse or Piper?
Piper
Frank or Leo?
Leo
Bianca or Octavian?
Bianca
Reyna or Hylla?
Reyna
Dakota or Pollux?
Dakota
Connor or Miranda?
Connor
Katie or Travis?
Travis
Lou or Clovis?
Lou
Chris or Luke?
Luke
Ethan or Malcom?
Malcolm
Silena or Beckendorf?
Too hard to choose
Jake or Nyssa?
Nyssa

Pairings:
Favorites

Percabeth?
Love 'em
Pertia(Percy/Hestia)?
No, it's more of a mother/son relationship
Pertemis(Percy/Artemis)?
I love this couple!!!
Prachel?
Sorry I'm not into this couple.
Perlia?
I'm sorry but I don't like this couple, Percy and Thalia have more of a brother-sister relationship in my eyes.
Hermes/Artemis?
Nope
Tratie?
I adore this couple, definitely one of my favorites!!!
Thuke?
In certain stories, yes
Lukebeth?
No
Thalico?
Yeah, if she wasn't a hunter I guess
Rachel/Nico?
Nope
Grover/Juniper?
I love this couple, they're so sweet!!!
Hephastodite(Hephaestus/Aphrodite)?
Yeah I guess
Chrisse(Chris/Clarisse)?
I like this couple, it shows Clarisse's soft side.
Rachel/Apollo?
In The Trials of Apollo, yes
Thalia/Apollo?
Occasionally
Frank/Hazel?
Yes!
Jasper(Jason/Piper)?
Of course!
Jeyna(Jason/Reyna)?
Sometimes
Leyna(Leo/Reyna)?
Sometimes
Beckelena(Beckendorf/Silena)?
Yes!
Pothena?
Sometimes
Ares/Aphrodite?
No
Hera/Zeus?
Eh
Hades/Persephone?
Eh
Hades/Demeter?
No

Percy Jackson (bold ones that are you!)

ZEUS

You like being in charge.
You often wish you could just zap someone with a thunderbolt.
You were voted Class President.(we don't have class president...)
You do what’s best for everyone
You think you have what it takes to run for President.
You think every problem has a solution.
You love showing off.
You like plane rides
You are hydrophobiac
You hate air pollution

4/10

POSEIDON

You feel at home in the water.
Your favorite vacation place is at the beach.
You enjoy snorkeling, scuba diving, surfing, etc.
You want to do something about the marine species being abused today.
You visit the local pool on a regular basis.
You swim professionally.
You hate seafood.
You never get seasick.
You’d rather ride a boat than a plane.
You are acrophobiac

6/10

HADES

You’re not that much of a people person.
You like staying in the dark and writing poems.
You experience bad moods on a regular basis.
You like listening to loud, angry music.
You spend most of your time alone.
You think parties are sometimes loud and annoying
You like to keep to yourself.All your closets are padlocked.(I can't padlock my closet considering it slides open...)
You write in diary/journal.
You feel most active at night.(Yea, it's around 3 in the morning and I'm still wide awake)

1/10

DEMETER

You own a garden.
You like the great outdoors. (occasionally)
You have a green thumb.
You’re an environmentalist.
You have a special connection with animals.
You’re a vegetarian.
You like going hiking, camping, and looking at the natural wonders of the world.
You always check a product if it’s environmentally-friendly.
You love going to flower shops
You think global warming is a threat that must be dealt with.

3/10

ARES

You often start fights.
You’re a very aggressive type of person.
You like watching wrestling.
You’re competitive.
You like reading about war.
You don’t take rumors and stuff like that from anybody.
You have anger management.
You never back away from a fight.
Everyone does what you say.
You don’t always think before you do something.

1/10

ATHENA

You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge.
You’re probably the only person who visit the library on a regular basis.
Half of your Christmas presents last year were books
You like reading about war, mostly about the reasons and controversies behind it.
You’re the valedictorian in your class.
You’ve never gotten a grade below 90 in your report card.
You get political jokes without asking people to explain them.
You think it would be better if you were the President. (occasionally)
You have a huge shelf of books at home.
You think vinyl pocket protectors are useful.

APOLLO

You’re very creative and artistic.
You like listening to all kinds of music in general.
You always feel sunny and optimistic.
You are talented at drawing.
You like writing poetry.
You can play at least 3 musical instruments.
You like going to art museums.
You almost always win 1st Place in Art Contests.
You have straight As in Art on your report card.
Your school notebook has more doodles than notes.

6/10

HUNTER OF ARTEMIS

You dislike boys in general. (only the annoying ones)
A deer is one of your favorite animals.
You can shoot targets.
You like silver.
You like the moon better than the sun.
Zoe Nightshade is awesome.
You love wild animals.
You spend most of your time outdoors.(too hot where I live)
You love to move around the place.
Hunting is not cruel, if it's to hunt down monsters.(or for personal gain like eating it but for fun? no)

9/10

HEPHAESTUS

You have a way with tools.
You build awesome things during your free time.
You’re the best at Woodshop in your class.(I don't woodshop...)
Metalworking is your forte.
You have your own toolbox.
You often search the Internet to look for pictures of robots.
You’re a techie.
You often have carpentry projects.
You dream of being a carpenter.
You aren’t afraid of fire

0/10

APHRODITE

Every guy/girl swoons for you. (What crazy world would that be in?)
You like putting on makeup.
You naturally smell good.
You never experience a bad hair day.
Your favorite activity is clothes-shopping.
You’re always at the front of every trend.
You’re the popular girl/guy at your school.
You’re often invited to parties.
Your motto is ‘It’s never a party without me.”
You look at yourself in the mirror on a regular basis.

1/10

HERMES

You like pickpocketing your friends.
You’re a prankster.
You’re a speed demon
You consider yourself restless.
You’re the best speaker in the class.
You like thinking on your feet and using your wits
You’re inventive and resourceful.
You often start arguments.
You’ve never lost a debate. (Only once, but I'm not gonna count it, because I should have won.)
You like making witty and sarcastic statements.

5/10

DIONYSUS

You’re the life of the party.
You like wine.
You've probably tasted every alcoholic drink out there
You can finish a martini in less than a minute.
You have a happy, cheerful disposition.
You’re a foodie.
You like going to social events and mingling with people.
You like trying out new food.
You feel that you’re abundant in life.
You think that too much of anything is bad.

1/10

HECATE

Being called 'crazy' is a compliment.
You like magic.
You like Harry Potter.
You're bold.
You hate when people think you're the bad guy.
You dress dark, but your personality is cheerful and happy.
You couldn't care less about fashion.
Teddy bears are lethal in your hands.
You like being different from everybody else.
You can spend hours a day debating something ridiculous.

10/10

Looks like I'm a daughter of Hecate!