Kitty Harasser
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Author has written 7 stories for South Park, Naruto, Hellsing, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.

Age: Juniorific

Sex: Female, like everyone else on this site.

Well, the below text is years and years old. I don't want to delete it for the sake of nostalgia.


Call me: Tenten (if you're an old friend), Tobi-senpai (if you are a respectful acquaintance)

Helpful Link for Stagnant Deviant Acount: cYan-tEntacles


i'm a perverted nerd. DRINK ME! I'M NOT HEALTHY!

HURRAY FOR HET, YAOI, AND YES EVEN YURI! Everyone x Everyone


Favorite shows: Invader Zim (I wish) , Naruto, Tenchi Muyo, Naruto, There are others...lets see...

I love Naruto, like, past obsession. The previous list is old so that's why IZ is in the lead.


Favorite Characters:

Tenten: She is so pretty to me. I love her and she's my anime crush and/or obsession thing. :-( She used to be my nickname but since I like her, it'd be creepy to like myself, ne? I don't consider myself bisexual since its a small crush on a fictional character. I rarely get crushes, anyway. (yeah right)

Neji: The boy is girly, period. I love men who are often mistaken for women by my peers and family. It freaks them out when I say "I love him" while drawing the guy. Yes, I doodle Narutard style. In Part I, I hated him. Not because of the Hinata thing, but because of his btching and stupid destiny thing. Little by little, he grew on me and I started to like him. Once Shippuuden hit, I was like HELL YESSSSS!! Half the bitch, thrice the looks! (plus crossdressing? whats not to love)

Tobi: Another nickname of mine. ZetsuTobi!

Konan- teeeheeh. It's George. Konan the Barbarian kicks a.

Lee: Cute!

Souji (Kaze Hikaru Character): Sexxi beast!

Hated Characters:

Sasuke- F--ing burn in HELL! Enough said, I don't want to get into a serious bash.

SakuraShe annoys me in Part I and in Part II,--she's like the friggin' hulk and turning more like Tsunade by the day. I like neither personality. Her love for Sasuke despite all the bull he gives her conveys her serious denial. Other than that, I have nothing against her. I even included her in a fic and was all nice and stuff. Didn't really have to try.

Baki- DIE! I hate him because he won't die! -gets killed by Baki fangirls- yeah, like there are any.


PAIRING TIME: (As if you care)

HETERO:

NEJITEN!- they are my two faves, so having them together is more convenient.

PEINKONAN- YESH!

Deidara x George (lol) Akatsuki at Arby's by Kamden on DeviantART

MINAKUSHI- Naruto parent love! So Canon!

ASUMA x KURENAI- -cries why kishimoto-?! WHY?!

DeiTen- Favorite crack pairing -smiles-

NejiHina- I love incest! This was actually my first favorite Naruto pairing! NejiTen came a while later.

SaiIno- Neither are my fav characters but I love them together just because it makes for some great comedy at Sai's expense.

KisaTema- HAHA! Look at my stories for that one!

SasuSaku- Killin' two birds with one stone. This way, they won't interfere with my own favs. -rabid fantard-

I HATE:

NEJISAKU!!...That's it.

...NaruHina pisses me off slightly for some reason but I guess its okay.

YAOI-

ItaNeji- Hell yesh. This girl named Neji X Itachi or whatever on this site converted me to it.

SasuNaru- I hate Sasuke but I know that they're in love and if Naruto's happy, I'm happy. (I actually like "NaruSasu" but "SasuNaru" is more pleasing to the ear, I s'ppose.)

Hizashi x Hiashi- big fan of TWINCEST in any way, shape, or form.

KakuHida- Hmmm. Yummy. I recently got into it for, like, half a day during Winter Break.

ItaKisa- CUTE!

ANYTHING ELSE...'cept

OroSasu-I dont know who to pity in that one

and pairings with Shikamaru or Asuma (they're straight..until further notice)

YURI-

TENHINA- my friend is Hinata (who isn't) and I'm Tenten (to her) and so we're in love which transcends into my Naruto-crazed world.

InoSaku- why not? At least they'll stop b--in' about Mr. Emo-queen.

TemaTen- teeeee! I've read some and they're just too funny. Poor Tenten.

NejiTen--hahahahaha! You saw that comin', ne?

in all of my other fav manga, i don't look into the pairings much.


Favorite Books: I'm illiterate. It's hard to explain how i'm writing fanfictions right now. j/k Howl's Moving Castle by Diana Wynne Jones!


Favorite Comic Books: Johnny the Homicidal Maniac, I feel sick

Manga: Kaze Hikaru, Beauty Pop, W Juliet, Ororon, DramaCon, Love Roma, DEATH NOTE, Naruto (where's tenten?!)


Favorite everything: CHIHUAHUAS ARE MY LIFE!(I used to think) God bless! Naruto's consuming me. I also live for drawing and want to leave behind photoshopping and do pastels. wishful thinking


Laugh at me and you die. I do not tolerate flames unless they have some trace of constructive criticism, which they seldom do. If you do flame me, you will end up itsy-bitsy pieces in dumpster! yeah, don't fuck with me. i have always had a 0 tolerance for fangirls or fantards that are in love with primary characters ( secondary characters are fine with me as long as you don't get out of hand) Thank you for reading all the shit that is not really helping you in anyway. (is it?)

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Lol. Thanks NejiTenfanforever lady for all this stuff.

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Where Do Smeets Come From? by andalitebandit-6 reviews
What happens when the lock on Zim's emotions comes undone? Warning: ZADR and Mpreg
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 40,461 - Reviews: 495 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 6/4/2013 - Published: 11/13/2004 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Again by kimcat reviews
-Discontinued for now- Naruto get's sent back in time to when he was 12, only problem is, he is a genin when technically he is an Anbu. He is married to Hinata so Naru x Hina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 90,080 - Reviews: 2864 - Favs: 3,627 - Follows: 3,564 - Updated: 9/11/2010 - Published: 6/12/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The Life of Australia by BeckysArmy reviews
Short accounts of Australia's everyday life
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,019 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 7/6/2009
On The Failings Of Dating A Single Parent by Shoo-Shoo Amelia reviews
How would that look if he lost his temper with the child of someone he was trying to impress? It wouldn’t look good at all was how it would look.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 48,097 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 2/24/2010 - Published: 8/3/2009 - England/Britain, America
Dark Horse by lirance reviews
He is a weak kingdom, but Wessex will be like metal and stone and the malevolence of the night." Wessex, one day Arthut Kirkland, muses upon the nature of power and hunger. Drabble.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 187 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Published: 6/18/2009 - England/Britain - Complete
Snowmen of London by LittleDuchess reviews
It is the height of the Victorian Era and Francis discovers Arthur expressing a, perhaps rather ridiculous, zeal in the name of modesty. Involving snowmen. Based on a true historical incident, which is just as absurd as it sounds.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,318 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/21/2009 - France, England/Britain - Complete
The First Step by Jessi D reviews
The British Empire began one day in the pouring rain. A story of England's first colony.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,675 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/20/2009 - England/Britain - Complete
March 3rd by Mizu falls from Kumo reviews
It was an important date to her, the day he pulled her out of her cloud of worry. She was growing tried of all her other rulers, and he stopped it by making her his state. OC Florida. I suck at sums, please read.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,052 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Published: 5/11/2009 - America - Complete
The Care and Feeding of Magical Sheep by Anna Nigma reviews
Or twenty things you probably didn't know about Seamus Finnigan.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 765 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Seamus F. - Complete
A Morning Like Any Other by Unhobbity Hobbit reviews
England's never got on well with his brothers. Or anyone, really. But Scotland and Wales really do get to him more than most.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,062 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/19/2008 - England/Britain - Complete
Martyr by twentyfiveraven reviews
Mello, patron saint of gunslingers, burn victims, heartbreak, and needless sacrifice. Mello wholeheartedly agrees. Bad language, poetry, bitterness, and metaphors. And the retaliation. 1st part is Matt's, 2nd part is Mello's.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Spiritual - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,439 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/19/2008 - Published: 5/31/2008 - Matt, Mello - Complete
A Twisted Past Equals a Messed Up Future by Angelgirl18647 reviews
When all the pairing have fights there future kids may not be born. So the kids of Neji and Tenten, Hinata and Kiba, Sakura and Naruto, and Ino and Shikamaru go to the past to fix this horrible mess but will they or fade into nothingness, CHARACTER DEATH
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 32 - Words: 56,427 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/28/2008 - Published: 1/2/2007 - Neji H., Tenten
David's Dance by MorganEAshton reviews
Mello, for reasons that Matt, for the life of him, couldn't figure out, was twirling around the apartment with the lights off, in a kind of daze... Mello/Matt
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,206 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Striped by silvaaeterna reviews
Black, white. The colors leaned against each other, wavering and dizzy, but somehow managing to stand. Neither was solid enough to be called dominant, and neither could exist alone, because then they'd cease to be stripes altogether. Matt x Mello oneshot.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,905 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Temporary by Eleora reviews
But then the day draws to an end, and soon she finds his gaze resting on her and there’s a softness in his eyes again, a quiet warmth that makes her throat tighten. Neji/Tenten oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 764 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/22/2008 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Hide the bruises, take the blame by MidnightInDecember reviews
The sequel to Ive had it, now Im leaving you. Three parts. Mello founds out Matt's new boyfriend is beating him...
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,582 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/10/2008 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Mello, Matt
Tobi's First Yaoi by Selath reviews
Tobi learned an important lesson today about Yaoi... Pein was involved... Rated Mature for butts and Yaoi demonstration... It was very, Peinful... hahaha...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 410 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/20/2008 - Obito U., Pain/Pein - Complete
Beautiful Eyes by Saiyuki Tasuke reviews
Oneshot. When you are born in a world... where everyone around you has a personal bubble which encloses them, and hides what they believe... What they see. What they want. What they love. You are alone. NejiTen.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,071 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
The Tale of Nejipunzel by TenTailedBunnyDemon reviews
This is the most INSANE thing I have ever written....Neji is a princess and Hinata is Queen of Darkness and imprisons him and Tenten comes to his rescue! NejiTen and a little bit of NaruHina at the end. XD
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,463 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
In Which Tenten finds a Diary by Strawberry Alacrity reviews
We all know that 'guy finds girl's diary and then there's a happy ending'. Mmm...well, let's reverse that a bit. How bout Girl finds guy's diary? NejiTenten warning: EXTREME randomness DISCONTINUED
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,187 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 2/23/2008 - Published: 1/27/2007 - Tenten, Neji H.
Blind by SwoonsAndSais reviews
When you lose one of your senses, the best thing to do is to make it up to yourself by using the rest as much as you can. Written as a 500-word prompt. Rated Mature, so heads up.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 548 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/7/2008 - Leonardo, Raphael - Complete
Chocolate by AishiExcel reviews
Mello didn't REALLY love chocolate, Matt realized one day... MelloMatt
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 799 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/25/2008 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Not romantic by seafox reviews
Sasuke need a woman to bring his clan back. Neji is being pressed by Hiashi to find a woman. But maybe there's no right woman to them. Yaoi NejixSasuke
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,287 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Neji H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Twelve Ways by Katako-Chan reviews
Twelve ways to look at NejiTen. Based on the poem by Wallace Stevens.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 327 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/13/2008 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
We Are All by intallah reviews
Konan/RAL!Tobi-the bonds will never break, a drabble.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/11/2008 - Konan, Obito U. - Complete
Life of a Hero by Brasuki reviews
After he is made Genin, Naruto is gonna meet his team. He soon learns that it wouldn't be how we thought it would. Recentl changed the name from My Naruto World to Life of a Hero.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,606 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/26/2007 - Published: 5/26/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Distractions by Neopuff reviews
[NejiTen] Tenten cuts Neji during training, brings him home to heal him. Then they meet Tenten's parents. They try to bring her back to China...which leads to problems. Chapter 7 up, where the story finally ends!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,494 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 12/3/2007 - Published: 1/27/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
The Mating Frenzy by MSkyDragons reviews
After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 70,171 - Reviews: 7265 - Favs: 6,048 - Follows: 2,573 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Handle With Care by Dark Hope Assassin reviews
Akatsuki was home to heartless assassins and blood traitors. In a society so ugly, there was no room for love or affection. That only meant that they'd have to make some. Because some things just needed to be handled with care to thrive. [PeinKonan]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,995 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Konan, Pain/Pein - Complete
Happy Birthday by Momosportif reviews
HiashiHizashi. Hiashi remembers his twin brother and all that they shared despite the restrictions of the clan and realizes too late how twisted the clan made their relationship. I can't believe they're not on the character list! Kishimoto's peeps. Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 505 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Complete
ColdHeart by AxBrokenSoul'sxUngrantedWishes reviews
Neji and Tenten have been teamates,but what happens when they are sent on a mission with a few other friends?Does Neji develop feelings for for his female teamate?Or does a newcomer ,that Tenten met one day, try to take her away from him?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,684 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/22/2007 - Published: 9/15/2006 - Neji H., Tenten
Just a Mission by Cyberwing reviews
[NejiXTenten] NEJI IS JEALOUS? No way! So what if he wants to beat his target, who Tenten is getting friendly...a little too friendly with, to a bloody pulp? It's just a mission. [Complete]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,638 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 7/14/2007 - Published: 6/23/2005 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Present's Future by XFH12147 reviews
Tenten was tired of having Neji treat her so coldly, so she decided to cut sparring short and returns home only to fall asleep and get plunged into the future. She wakes up and finds that she's not alone. NejiTenten, NarutoSakura
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,362 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 7/11/2007 - Published: 10/9/2006 - Neji H., Tenten
The Jounin Journey by AlwaysHiei reviews
Hinata and Sasuke are sent on a mission in order to become jounin, but, somehow, they end up in the Pokemon Dimension. SasuHina
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,998 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/29/2007 - Published: 8/7/2006 - Hinata H., Sasuke U.
Any Sufficiently Advanced Technology by smrt1 reviews
Torchwood crossover. A certain group of people from Cardiff have become eleven year olds! And are now off to Hogwarts, of course, because what else are they supposed to do? CoS AU.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,265 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 6/26/2007 - Published: 5/7/2007 - Zacharias S., Owen H.
Idiosyncratic by mister.person reviews
He had been meeting like this with his student for years, nothing would prevent Arashi from being with the needy child, that is, until distraction knocked wearing denial and red fur. Arashi x Kyuubi & Arashi x Kakashi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,840 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/18/2007 - Minato N., Kyuubi/Kurama
Indulgence by Quentin B. Caulfield reviews
[Neji's POV, NejiTen, Ch 6: My baby is dead, Ch 7: I do not wear a mask] An indepth character study of Neji, the Man. Not the unfeeling machine, not the mysterious scared child. Guaranteed absense of cliches and plot summaries.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,441 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/7/2007 - Published: 1/14/2007 - Neji H., Tenten
Sands in the Hourglass by Hakura0 reviews
Brief glances into the 'ToDei' pairing. Contain slight spoilers for timejump akatsuki lineup.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,504 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 6/6/2007 - Published: 11/21/2006 - Deidara
Of Curiosity and Boredom by applecherry reviews
Tenten's five steps to save yourself from boredom caused by a brooding Neji.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,157 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Fathers by CrazyGirlofManyNames reviews
For an early Father's Day...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,884 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/24/2007 - Complete
Lágrimas by Neftis reviews
Tan distintos, tan diferentes, tan competitivios pero a la vez tan amigos. Tobi vs Kakashi. Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - Spanish - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,399 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/22/2007 - Kakashi H., Torune - Complete
Getting Lost by American Daydreamer reviews
10 oneshots written for the 10prompts challenge. Crack pairing: DeiTen
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,960 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/21/2007 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Deidara, Tenten
Kibalicious! by juliagulia1017 reviews
Kiba comes up with a catch phrase that he wants all of Konoha to use. Predictably, things don't go as planned. Sillyfic. Loaded with corny goodness and a heavy sprinkling of cheese.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,948 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 5/3/2007 - Published: 11/17/2006 - Kiba I., Hinata H.
Common Ground by RiikiTikiTavi1 reviews
Gaara doesn't need Tenten. He just wants her. [AU, WiP]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,139 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 4/16/2007 - Published: 8/14/2006 - Gaara, Tenten
Why You, Neji? by LilxAsianxInsanity reviews
What does TenTen think when she finds out that Neji is gay? With GAARA,The Emotionless Prince?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 128 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/6/2007 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
Boxers by notesonlife reviews
In which Tenten reorganizes Neji’s underwear drawer, and Neji decides to propose. [NejiTen]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,874 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 24 - Published: 4/4/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Red Leaves by HelloReality reviews
[Pairings: TentenDeidara, TentenNeji, TentenLee, SakuraLee. Spoliers for part 2] Tenten knew dating an Scriminal would be dangerous but she didn't know it would change her whole life around.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,498 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/31/2007 - Tenten, Deidara - Complete
Black and White by Sapphire Luna reviews
When Tenten chooses Kiba over him, Neji finds an unexpected new friend in Akamaru. It's not a love triangle, it's a love square! [KibaTen][NejiTen][NejiAka..no I'm just kidding about that one XD]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,745 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/23/2007 - Published: 12/28/2006 - Tenten, Kiba I. - Complete
Night at the Bar by blissyblissliss reviews
[Nejiten. Gift fic written for the LJ Nejiten exchange for crimsonriot] In which Tenten drags Neji to a bar, and relieves him of his first kiss.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,641 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/16/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Out of the Blue by Papina reviews
Unexpected things happen to us everyday. They never thought it would end this way when trouble brings their hearts together. R&R[ Deidara x Tenten]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,808 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/15/2007 - Published: 1/5/2007 - Tenten, Deidara
Our Story by matsujen reviews
NejiXTenten. I think the title pretty much says it all.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 175 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/13/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Tell Me by IrisEclipsed reviews
A proposition, an arguement, a kiss and a promise . . . of marriage? [Tenten x Neji] [Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,264 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/7/2007 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
Momentum by Tanya Lilac reviews
[For Ameryume at the LJ NejiTen Gift Exchange, 2007] 'I can tell you're going to fall for it again... You’re my girlfriend and you’ve been dying to kiss me since you got angry last week.'
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,920 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
Curious by FastForward reviews
Prize fic for the second place winner of the GenRai Contest. A small sidefic to Pyromaniac where Naruto and Neji kiss because Neji is curious about what it's like to kiss a guy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 855 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/21/2007 - Naruto U., Neji H. - Complete
Neji is gone by narutodippy reviews
Changes are taking place. Life as Neji is no longer there and is taring at the very fibers of all that team Gai has come to know. Is it too late to save some one who is in too deep?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,285 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/18/2007 - Published: 1/26/2007 - Neji H., Tenten
The D Files by Atari Atagashi-Chan reviews
Neji’s got a secret! He read Tenten’s diary! Tenten is now starting to get suspicious when she can’t seem to find the little book and the Hyuuga is acting differently. Just how long can Neji last without telling her? [NejixTenten] WARNING: Major oocness..
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 70,422 - Reviews: 1358 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 2/15/2007 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Neji H., Tenten
Comfort by Cymbala reviews
A series of stories dedicated to Kiba and Hinata. Shot Number 5: Inuzukasan
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,582 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/7/2007 - Published: 10/1/2006 - Hinata H., Kiba I.
The Springtime of Womanhood by desolate butterfly reviews
[Team Gai gen] TenTen just wants to get through her first period without any fuss. Too bad Gaisensei isn't about to let that happen.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 487 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 24 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Gai M., Tenten - Complete
Who gets Tenten? by Tentenrocks reviews
Lee challenges some of the shinobi who are making fun of him to get Tenten on a date. Keeps you laughing till the ending! Oneshot for those who hate pickup lines.Based on the comic by:frzdragon
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,071 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/28/2007 - Lee R., Tenten - Complete
Keep Me, Night by American Daydreamer reviews
How long can the relationship between an S class criminal and a Konoha shinobi last? Perhaps it's best if the difficulties are just ignored. DeiTen
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,174 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/28/2007 - Deidara, Tenten - Complete
Poor Tenten by Neopuff reviews
Ok Lee asks Tenten on a date and she feels so sorry for him that she accepts. Neji gets pissed but then Tenten sees a movie that makes her realize something about Neji. A lot of OOCness in here. A little LeeTen but mostly NejiTen cuz NEJITEN rules! Wooho
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,020 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/27/2007 - Published: 12/9/2006 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Jealousy by KumikoxChan reviews
What happens when you have to go to extremes to get the one you love? [NejixTenten]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,433 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/27/2007 - Published: 12/7/2006 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Play Date by MaiTei San reviews
Kaho's just spent her first day in the park with her son. Will she fit in? [Mrs.AburameKaho]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,466 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 1/23/2007 - Published: 1/2/2007 - Shino A., Kiba I.
Hearing Voices by juliagulia1017 reviews
Reposted in honor of Shino's birthday. Team 8 sillyfic. What do Kiba and Hinata have to say about Shino's voice?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 539 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/23/2007 - Published: 7/6/2006 - Hinata H., Shino A. - Complete
Her shyness, wind and meadows by Overfrozen reviews
Just a little moment between Kiba and Hinata.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 520 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Published: 1/20/2007 - Hinata H., Kiba I. - Complete
The Reason by St. Envy reviews
Ever wonder why Orochimaru quit the akatsuki? Real Summary Inside. Oneshot...If you want it to be...
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 217 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/18/2007 - Complete
how are you addicted to NARUTO? by lilmissmay92 reviews
signs on how are you addicted to the NUMBER 1 NINJA SHOW EVER!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 328 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/6/2007 - Complete
Of White Eyes and Clay Birds by Naruyaoi reviews
Deidara finds himself bored during a wedding between Hyuuga Hinata and the Akatsuki's Uchiha Itachi. Who does he find to aliviate his boredom but the untouchable Hyuuga Neji. Shonen aiYaoi warning. ItachiHinata NejiDeidara
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,034 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/4/2007 - Published: 10/1/2006 - Deidara, Neji H.
First Kisses by Bitch Slap Love reviews
First kisses are always perfect. So long, you do not have anything to compare it to. ShinoKiba AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,218 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/3/2007 - Shino A., Kiba I.
Ask Ino by Yorick-chan reviews
Discontinued.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,608 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/1/2007 - Published: 11/29/2006 - Ino Y. - Complete
Jiraiya's New Apprentice by BaronBamboozle reviews
When Jiraiya discovers a lost page of writing, he becomes determined to find whoever wrote it and make them his apprentice. In doing so, he has to teach the new generation ,Tenten, how to become a good writter! some tenNeji JiraiyaTsunade
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,043 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/30/2006 - Published: 11/25/2006 - Tenten, Jiraiya
His Bride To Be by MyFallenAngel reviews
NejiTen, discontinued. Obviously, being a Hyuuga bride is not easy. It never is. Tenten knew that. But she also didn’t expect it to be this hard! Follow Tenten as she went through the preparations of being his bride to be!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,624 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 12/28/2006 - Published: 7/30/2006 - Neji H., Tenten
As a Teammate by AndiTheChibi reviews
A collection of Nejiten poems. Rated for some swearing. The last poem is up!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 11 - Words: 1,982 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/28/2006 - Published: 6/17/2006 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
The Axe Effect by weapons kunoichi Xx reviews
A new fragrance for men, Axe, has ended up as Shikamaru’s Christmas present from his nagging mom. He decides to try it out. Full summary inside. Tenten X Shikamaru. Slight Hinata X Naruto, Temari X Shikamaru, and Ino X Shikamaru
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,238 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/23/2006 - Shikamaru N., Tenten - Complete
For the Love of Hinata by notisaidthefox reviews
Hinata just wants Naruto, and now she's got two other leaf nins after her heart! What's a poor Hyuuga girl to do? Slight NaruHina and KibaHina, but mainly NejiHina. COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,414 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/18/2006 - Published: 2/25/2005 - Hinata H., Neji H. - Complete
Concerning Nail Polish by sharingank reviews
In which Tobi has a dilemma in the middle of the night, and requires Deidara's assistance. DeiTobi oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,768 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/12/2006 - Complete
Mission: Matchmaker by 2supersmart reviews
Feeling like your heart is going to beat out of your chest? That's love. Wanna squish the guy flirting with her? That's jealousy. And your stomach doing flip flops? That's indigestion. I'd slow down with the ramen if I were you [naruhina],sasusaku,nejiten
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,699 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 12/6/2006 - Published: 7/15/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Is This Love Naruto Yaoi by MyBffSaysImaDork reviews
Every one on the show is gay.And then there is Shikamaru.The only straight one.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,521 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/2/2006 - Neji H., Gaara
Competition by 0o-Daft-Punk-o0 reviews
Neji is having a problem. Tenten has been hanging out with Lee alot, and he is going to find out why. [NejiTenten] [My first fanfic, so I'm not good at summaries...]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/1/2006 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Inane Affections by boyarina reviews
Overprotective Neji as always and a very perverted Gaara fighting over our poor Hinatachan. Let's see who is going to win, ne?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,184 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 11/24/2006 - Published: 8/5/2006 - Hinata H., Neji H.
In The Name Of Love by Sora plus Kairi equals love reviews
Kairi realizes that she loves Sora. With all her being. But does he love her back? SxK my first one. R&R PLEASE! begging look I hope you like it. Sexual content now in newest chapters. Last and Final Chappy UP!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,555 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 11/22/2006 - Published: 6/18/2006 - Sora, Kairi - Complete
No Laws to Love by Ame no Megami reviews
Hyuuga Hinata: wealthy, mannered, and smart. Voluntarily, she chooses to tutor a class at a local highschool. Sabaku Gaara: sarcastic, disinterested, and violent. For him and his friends to stay in their activity, they have to pass their physics class.[CO
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 40,980 - Reviews: 796 - Favs: 706 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 11/20/2006 - Published: 9/3/2004 - Gaara, Hinata H. - Complete
Imagine if by Esperwen reviews
Random blerbs about how the characters of Naruto would be in different worlds or situations. Will update in my spare time/when I'm bored.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,928 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/16/2006 - Published: 6/5/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Akatsuki Thanksgiving Dinner by AkiraDawn reviews
Deidara's mother has invited Akatsuki to fabulous, beautiful Iwagakure for Thanksgiving dinner. Finally, Akatsuki begins to understand why Deidara is the way he is. Rated for language. Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,203 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/6/2006 - Published: 10/9/2006 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
30 Ways To Make Tenten Cram Kunai Down Your Throat by HarvestMoonRacoon reviews
Uhoh. Team Gai's PMSing kunoichi is out for HMR's throat... Slight LeeTen
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,319 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/6/2006 - Tenten, Lee R. - Complete
Noboru Hyuuga by Eternal Exodus reviews
Noboru was a troublemaker...he knew his mother, Tenten, but his father was a mystery...read to find out about it! Rated for mild violence and mild swearing Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto. COMPLETE! CHECK OUT SEQUEL: In Our Time of Need
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 22,712 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/26/2006 - Published: 8/22/2006 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Just A Taste by juliagulia1017 reviews
He asked for a kiss, but she kept turning him down. How far is Kakashi willing to go to get what he wants? KakaHina, fluffy oneshot. OOC.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 533 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/17/2006 - Kakashi H., Hinata H. - Complete
Childish Affairs by Pamisha the Infernal reviews
Good news, i have finally gotten a few new chapters written out for this story and the pairing is decided. Hope you'll forgive me for the long wait but school comes first atm.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,334 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/2/2006 - Published: 8/7/2006 - Naruto U., Tenten
Thoughts by Vegetarian Salad reviews
Characters' thoughts on Neji and Hinata's relationship. First person POV.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 4,951 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/2/2006 - Published: 9/11/2006 - Neji H., Hinata H. - Complete
Skeletons in Your Closet by Cymbala reviews
Everyone has secrets, and the sand siblings are about to find this out the hard way.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,273 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/20/2006 - Complete
Is it in his eyes by zlinka reviews
Hinata is going to prove her strength, by seeing what's behind the sunglasses.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,733 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/20/2006 - Published: 7/31/2006 - Hinata H., Shino A. - Complete
Picking up Dogs by kaadeshka reviews
Shino never was any good with pick up lines.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,280 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/19/2006 - Shino A., Kiba I. - Complete
Jealousy by wingedauthoress14 reviews
Hinata tells Kiba about how she really feels on a day to day basis. i know crappy summary, but it's better than it sounds! plz R&R!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,994 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/18/2006 - Kiba I., Hinata H. - Complete
Nine Heavenly Dragons by En Raconter reviews
Tenten has decided that she can be just as powerful as her teammates, and when an unexpected problem comes up, she decides it is her responsibility to take care of it,or more specifically, him. Deidara & Tenten
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 10,872 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 9/17/2006 - Published: 8/23/2006 - Tenten, Deidara
Toy by En Raconter reviews
Tenten sometimes finds it uneasy to be around Deidara and Sasori. Especially early in the morning. SasoriTentenDeidaraSasori YaoiShounenaiBl oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 452 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/13/2006 - Tenten, Deidara - Complete
Gaara The Human Eating Panda by PiratexNinja reviews
My first Naruto fic. I warn you now, very random! Lets just say, Gaara looks like a panda, and Naruto thinks he is Batman! SakuraGaara. xD Chapters edited!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,923 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/12/2006 - Published: 7/28/2006 - Gaara, Sakura H.
Tales of Interest by longhairedjuice reviews
What happens when an invention is introduced in Konoha that appeared in Futurama? Well, just read it. NrauHina SasuSaku ShikaIno and NejiTen. T for safety. OOC in the substories. RANDOMNESS MAY HURT OR CORRUPT YOUR BRAIN! WINNER WILL GET TO WRITE FINAL CH
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,078 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/12/2006 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Behind His Glasses by iPwnJoo reviews
[ONESHOT]Hinata is fed up and wants to see whats behind Shino's glasses. But some thing unexpected for the both of them happens between the two ninjas. ShinoxHinata.OOC. R&R. Thanks loves.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 618 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/11/2006 - Hinata H., Shino A. - Complete
Black or Blue by The Lady of the Willows reviews
Hinata poses a question to her cousin while he is helping her by weeding plants. “Do you prefer black hair or blue hair?” Naturally, fluffy things end in kisses. HinataNeji
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 622 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/7/2006 - Hinata H., Neji H. - Complete
Home Sweet Home by shaynos reviews
When Hinata is kicked out of her house she moves in with Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,655 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/29/2006 - Published: 7/23/2006 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Share by En Raconter reviews
Sasori and Deidara find that sometimes you need a girl's help to solve problems. SasoriDeidaraTentenSasori YaoiShounenaiBL
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 797 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/26/2006 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Naruto: Interview by CrazyGirlofManyNames reviews
I interview the different characters of the Naruto series. Rated just to be safe. Chpater deals with Naruto! LAST CHAPTER 21!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 12,981 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/11/2006 - Published: 12/30/2005 - Complete
Sealed with a kiss by Cerasi-chan reviews
Neji and Hinata switch places quite literally. NejiHina.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 769 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/10/2006 - Hinata H., Neji H. - Complete
A Perfect Change by Euphany reviews
An arguement started it all. Now Tenten has the perfect makeover with the help of her friends..........WARNING:NEJI AND TENTEN IS A BIT OOC IN THE FIRST CHAPTER and MAYBE THE NEXT CHAPTERS.....
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,895 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/8/2006 - Published: 7/14/2006 - Tenten, Neji H.
Kiba's Mom by Atari Atagashi-Chan reviews
What is it? Is it a man or a woman? Konoha wants to know... [oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 505 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/7/2006 - Tsume I. - Complete
A Hyuuga Moment by PrimaryLotusUser reviews
A cute little Songfic, I think it's called. I wrote on a whim, so if it's strange, don't ask. NejiHina. Hinata thinks no one likes her. Neji thinks otherwise. Oneshot. T in case. I forgot the diclaimer in the fic, so, I DON'T OWN NARUTO.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 636 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/3/2006 - Neji H., Hinata H. - Complete
My Facade by naash reviews
Tenten always had a mask on. But, slowly it is breaking apart. Tenten centered. Reviews please. Finished. Nejiten
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,016 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 8/3/2006 - Published: 1/18/2006 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
Itachi's Inner Thoughts by Itachi-san reviews
Wonder what Itachi thinks about Kisame, Sasuke, and Orochimaru? Well this short little thing shows you what Itachi thinks. bashing to all characters envoled. Mostly Oro and Kisame. Oh and just to tell you it's not and i repeat NOT a story.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 92 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Complete
Neji's Letter by Marshie-chan reviews
Neji wrote a love letter to Hinata. NejiHina.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,549 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/23/2006 - Neji H., Hinata H. - Complete
Nicknames by Cyberwolf reviews
Naruto may come to regret introducing Sai to Team Gai. Or he might not.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,941 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 948 - Follows: 132 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Tenten, Neji H.
The Hyuga and the Fishman by Roxius reviews
Kisame goes to the market and meets up with Hanabi Hyuga. Crack Romance. HanabiXKisame. Please R&R!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 347 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/3/2006 - Kisame H., Hanabi H. - Complete
The Way We Are by rmcHolicxxx reviews
Let's take a peek into Neji's mind, where we'll be able to see his perverted thoughts about no one else except...the beautiful Tenten!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 13,895 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 6/6/2006 - Published: 3/15/2006 - Neji H., Tenten
IRHNIWTCY, YJY by mc.hearts.ak reviews
He is determined to be the strongest.I think he is retarded. And so is that guy. And me? I’m just the dude in the shadows that when you least expect it...BAM! I’ve taken your chick,your left shoe and all the bugs in your hair.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,547 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/4/2006 - Published: 4/21/2006 - Shino A., Hinata H.
Firsts: It's Not Luck, It's Destiny by Clearly through the Shadows reviews
The many firsts of Shino and Tenten Romantic Love. Done, more chapters added!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 1,797 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/21/2006 - Published: 5/18/2006 - Shino A., Tenten - Complete
His Type Of Flowers by YamiPaladinofChaos reviews
[Tayuya x Kimimaro] Tayuya is a sore loser, and that's why Kimimaro loves sparing with her. Among other things, of course.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 567 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/12/2006 - Kimimaro K., Tayuya - Complete
1010 by HarvestMoonRacoon reviews
Neji was not in love. But Fate had a different plan.NejiTen pairing. Rated for fluffyness, obsessed Nejis and excessive use of the number 10. I'm going to hell for this one...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,347 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/8/2006 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
My Son's Dog by Red Roses2 reviews
Oneshot. Aburame Shibi's POV. ShinoKiba or KibaShino depending on how you look at it. Contains character death. Shibi's thoughts on Kiba's and Shino's relationship throughout the coarse of Kiba's life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,119 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/20/2006 - Shibi A., Kiba I. - Complete
Akatsuki Leader by Yami White Rain reviews
[crack. oneshot.] The Akatsuki leader is Tenten?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 867 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/5/2006 - Tenten - Complete
How to Marry the Girl of Your Dreams by Sessy-sama reviews
How to Marry the Girl of Your Dreams Or A Mother’s Story A fiveyearold Shino learns in the prize of being persistant and not fearing a woman with bug spray.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,806 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/1/2006 - Shino A., Shibi A. - Complete
Hydrophobia by Melpomene the Muse reviews
He will be there, should she ever falter. [NejiTen]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 328 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/16/2006 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
BAKA by CrazyGirlofManyNames reviews
Sakura, Ten Ten, Ino, and Hinata drabbles on the boys the love. rated for language.. R&R mild SasuSaku NaruHina ShikaIno NejTen
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 884 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/4/2005 - Published: 11/28/2005 - Complete
From Human To Irken 2: Silenced Time by Magui90 reviews
Our only hope are two young siblings who must go back to the past. But what relationship do they share with Gaz and Zim? AU more summary within, Don't Read if you HATE ZAGRDATR Complete
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,580 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/10/2005 - Published: 3/8/2005 - Complete
Elevator of doom 2! by Dreamah reviews
A sequel to Elevator of Doom! This time, you the audience get to control the madness in this reality TV fic! Big names from Invader Zim have been trapped in an elevator. Final round! Zim vs Dib!
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 11,167 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/24/2005 - Published: 6/27/2005 - Complete
Elevator of doom! by Dreamah reviews
The worst thing has happened. The Tallest are trapped in an elevator...with Zim! Will they survive 5 hours without going mad? Final chapter up! Sequel out now!
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,625 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/27/2005 - Published: 5/17/2005 - Complete
South Park High by Kit K reviews
The true story about the now teenage kids of South Park. Bad language(Fu-Shi-Bit, etc.), Sexual content. Recommended for 15 up.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,571 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/26/2005 - Published: 4/17/2005
Neji by x se reviews
Ever wonder why Hanabi is so tough? Ever wonder what she wants? Hyuugacest Hanabi POV Somewhat creepy
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 232 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/9/2005 - Hanabi H., Neji H.
Perfect Picture by Darkest-Shades reviews
Nobody knows it, but Kenny McCormick likes to draw.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,712 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/16/2005 - Kenny M. - Complete
Butterflies by Gasha-Aisu reviews
she felt the now familiar feeling of butterflies in her stomach return. She wanted to shoot those butterflies. Or at least slice their wings with a kunai." Nejiten FLUFF ONE SHOT.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,911 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/10/2005 - Complete
Hyuga Hinata was not happy by Lita of Jupiter reviews
Just a weird thing that poped up on my mind... what would it take to make Hinata finally snap? All comments welcome... takes place a few years after the chunnin exam, when she is 17.[CRACK]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,522 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/16/2004 - Hinata H. - Complete
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Taking Pains: A Cultural Study of Britain reviews
England was the odd man out. Hints of one-sided England/Scotland and some Scotland/Wales
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,031 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/9/2011 - England/Britain, Scotland - Complete
Legal reviews
It's March 9th, and oh my, our favorite weapons mistress has finally come of age. For what exactly? Just ask Neji...and the rest of Konoha...NejiTen
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 922 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Confessions in the Circus reviews
It was a shame. Neji wanted her but Lee had different plans for their third teammate. NejiTen
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,976 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/11/2007 - Published: 3/2/2007 - Neji H., Tenten
The Naming of Neji reviews
Ever find yourself wondering about our favorite Hyuuga's colorful and unique name? Why don't you just ask his veeery proud parent? Despite his genius we find a near perfect son will never truly please his father.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 723 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Neji H.
We Needed This reviews
Kisame enjoys quality time with his wife, a heavily pregnant Sabaku no Temari. The first ever KisaTema.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 441 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/6/2007 - Kisame H., Temari - Complete
Alucard in Stonerland! reviews
Tired of the normal kickass actiony daring Hellsing? No? Too bad! The cast has landed themselves in a sugarcoated HELL! Made by my friend, Light.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 943 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/5/2007 - Complete
Saving Kenny reviews
In this story, I'm a cat. Me and my friends save Kenny from fangirls. Abolutly halarious. I'm really bad at writing summaries.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,727 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/5/2005